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« Reply #100 on: April 30, 2008, 05:07:31 PM » |
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Granted - but the walls are made of glass
I wish I had a hot tub.
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« Reply #101 on: April 30, 2008, 05:10:44 PM » |
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granted you have to be in it with said husband of the cell phones------- nude-----can you see me yet
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« Reply #102 on: April 30, 2008, 05:21:57 PM » |
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Granted - but your tongue has frostbite!
I wish someone would bring me a nice hot cup of coffee.
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« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2008, 06:16:17 PM » |
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Granted - But there is a huge cockroach floating in it.
I wish I didn't blow my nose so much due to allergies.
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« Reply #104 on: April 30, 2008, 06:31:36 PM » |
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granted but all the mucus grows inside your throat and you throw it up,,,,, but no blowing the nose involved
I wish I had a maid, cook, and laundry person
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« Reply #105 on: April 30, 2008, 06:34:03 PM » |
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Granted, but they all constantly bicker over who is your favorite!
I wish I could speak a foreign language.
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« Reply #106 on: April 30, 2008, 06:43:49 PM » |
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Granted but it's Outer Mongolian and there's not much call for that here.
I wish I could sew.
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Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
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« Reply #107 on: April 30, 2008, 10:49:53 PM » |
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Granted, but you have to work for a taxidermist
I wish I could do origami.
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« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2008, 04:02:28 AM » |
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granted and sticky notes are all you can use
I wish I could go fly a kite
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« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2008, 04:08:12 AM » |
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Granted but you'll get struck by lightning and will have a permanent 70's style Afro  Wish I had enough money to send every member of IHD on their dream vacation for a week. |
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« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2008, 04:17:55 AM » |
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Sluff  wish granted, what am I stupid, I want your wish granted NOW - I will corrupt it --- every member gets a hangover I wish I was on one of those dream vacations |
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« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2008, 04:20:49 AM » |
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granted but you have to go nude. I wish I had the power to bring loved ones back to life that have left us. (not trying to be morbid) |
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« Reply #112 on: May 01, 2008, 04:24:08 AM » |
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granted but they all know everything you have done even your most private minutes..... and they all have comments  and  I wish I could talk to those people who knew Sluff |
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« Reply #113 on: May 01, 2008, 11:21:04 AM » |
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granted, but all those commentators on his life tell you EVERYTHING and every time you here his name after that you blush like mad until you're pink all the time.
I wish I could wiggle my nose like Samantha from Bewitched. (When I was a kid many of my friends thought my Mom looked like the actress that played her. She did too, but alas her nose didn't have the magic.)
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #114 on: May 01, 2008, 12:26:37 PM » |
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Granted, but you soon get tired of people asking you to do it for them.
I wish I could lose 40 pounds
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« Reply #115 on: May 01, 2008, 01:01:46 PM » |
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Granted - But the 40lbs you went to your boobs.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
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« Reply #116 on: May 01, 2008, 03:14:42 PM » |
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Skyedogrocks------------I wish you did not have to work so that wish is uncorruptable,but just to go along with the game
granted but you take in 50 strays, name them, love them and find wonderful homes for them,repeat monthly
I wish my family would pick up after themselves.
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« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2008, 03:38:48 PM » |
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Granted
But they dump it all in your room
I'd wish I could get one night of good sleep
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« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2008, 03:56:52 PM » |
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Granted, but those nightmares!!! I wish I could spend a month with my friend Carolyn in Atlanta. Granted - But the 40lbs you went to your boobs.
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« Reply #119 on: May 01, 2008, 04:01:37 PM » |
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Granted
But a hurricane comes through and you both have to leave to different areas
I wish I could take just one day off
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« Reply #120 on: May 01, 2008, 04:38:18 PM » |
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granted but understand I hate to corrupt your day off, you have the day off because you are cooking for all your IUD friends and we like the breakfast for dinner meals
I wish I wrote the Potter books
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« Reply #121 on: May 01, 2008, 04:45:41 PM » |
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Granted, but youd probably have to smoke POT to write those books. ha.
I wish i was in Cancun.
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« Reply #122 on: May 01, 2008, 05:29:51 PM » |
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Granted, but youd probably have to smoke POT to write those books. ha. (that could work)
I wish i was in Cancun.
granted but there is a tsunami headed your way
I wish I could find the fountain of youth
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« Reply #123 on: May 01, 2008, 05:47:42 PM » |
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Granted, but you'd overdose and be stuck in the terrible two's.
I wish I had a barbecued steak.
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« Reply #124 on: May 01, 2008, 06:31:02 PM » |
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granted but it would be overdone and tough.
I wish I could still do my hour and a half workout.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
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Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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