Corrupt a Wish

[okarol]

Granted, but then you have to pay your bills (Hey, that's reality huh?)


I wish I could sleep for 10 hours.

[Sluff]

Granted but then you would sleep 10 hours play a kazoo for an hour then sleep 10 more hours.




I wish I were a singer in a Country band.

[twirl]

granted but you always dress like Faith Hill

I want to go make a wish that is the best wish in the world

[Bajanne]

Granted, but your voice will sound very nasal

I wish they would suddenly discover that my kidneys are functioning again - 100%!

[skyedogrocks]

Bajanne - I can't corrupt that wish, because I wish it for you too! 

[willieandwinnie]

bajanne, granted

but it's for your lifetime. How's that?

I wish I could afford a new house

[KT0930]

Granted, but it "needs a little TLC"...the only thing holding it together are the termites!

I wish I didn't have such a long commute to work.

[Romona]

Granted, but now everyone from work lives with you.

I wish people would shut up and let me do my job.

[monrein]

granted but then those little voices inside your head start singing at the top of their lungs


I wish I had a supersize almond Snickers bar right this minute.

[thegrammalady]

granted but if you eat it you'll suddenly weigh 300 pounds.

i wish i could loose 10 pounds this week (i wish i was serious)

[monrein]

granted, but it's all fluid


I wish I could go back to school to study art history

[twirl]

granted but the textbooks are rewritten and in every nude picture you are used as the model



I wish a tech at dialysis had to wait and go to the bathroom every 4 hours

[monrein]

Well so much for the museums nude sections.

Your wish is granted but that tech ends up with ESRD and has to sit beside you every time you dialyse (that's why she/he has to wait).  The complaining drives you out of your tree.
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[twirl]

where is the wish I get to corrupt

[monrein]

Sorry Twirl, I musta been asleep at the switch ahh mouse.


I wish my husband hadn't bought the lite lite nasty lite cream cheese that tastes vile and revolting.

[kitkatz]

Granted, instead he brought home very food you hate  and nothing else.





I wish I could like bell peppers again.

[aharris2]

Granted, but the ringing is making you crazy


I wish I had enough time and enough money...

[Bajanne]

Granted, but you are on a desert island

I wish I had a new apartment with this present price and view, but with more rooms and a/c.

[twirl]

granted and a beautiful apartment it is, however, the air conditioner is cursed and it is full blast and will never turn off, your gold fish freeze

I wish I lived in Vera Cruz and where is that boy I had such a crush on

[petey]

granted -- you're off to Vera Cruz for the rest of your life...but, the only other person living there is that boy you had the crush on -- he's now 450 pounds, bald, and toothless


I wish I could sing

[twirl]

( shot down my wish   )

granted you can sing but Pee Wee Herman is your singing coach forever

wish I could dance like this nanner                    

[okarol]

Granted, but you have to peel for your supper.


I wish I had a banana split.

[thegrammalady]

granted, but you just get ice cream and no cherry.

i wish i had the vegetables from the outback steak commercial.

[twirl]

granted but the vegetables have to be cooked and served by a joey

I wish I could drink all the water in the world

[okarol]

Granted, but it's salt water.


I wish I could run a marathon.