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« Reply #125 on: May 01, 2008, 06:34:13 PM »

Granted, but you have to do it on The Biggest Loser.


I wish I had a rototiller.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #126 on: May 01, 2008, 09:49:22 PM »
Granted, but the rototiller gets loose from you, just like the lawn mower in the Lucy episode. You miss your yard, you you rototiller everyone's back yard for three blocks.



I wish my computer printer worked!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #127 on: May 01, 2008, 11:06:05 PM »
Granted, but it prints counterfeit money and you get sentenced to hard time.


I wish I could travel to Greece.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #128 on: May 02, 2008, 01:35:34 AM »
Granted and your rowing boat is waiting for you at the harbour.


I wish I could go swimming without having to worry about my exit site.
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« Reply #129 on: May 02, 2008, 03:43:07 AM »
Granted but a shark give you a little nibble on the butt.

I wish I could go on a cruise.
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« Reply #130 on: May 02, 2008, 05:04:15 AM »
Granted - But it would be a cruise to the Arctic.


I wish my dogs were potty trained.
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« Reply #131 on: May 02, 2008, 05:47:01 AM »
granted but now they are in the bathroom all the time and it leaves no time for you to use the bathroom.




I wish i had an incorruptible wish.
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« Reply #132 on: May 02, 2008, 06:31:05 AM »
granted but then you become a very corrupt person

I wish it weren't raining today.
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
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Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
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« Reply #133 on: May 02, 2008, 06:38:20 AM »
Granted but it's snowing instead.


I wish I found Alladin's Lamp so I could have more wishes.  ;D
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« Reply #134 on: May 02, 2008, 10:16:42 AM »
Granted, but the Genie inside retired a week ago.

I wish I no longer required an attorney!!!!!!!
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Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP
« Reply #135 on: May 02, 2008, 02:19:41 PM »
Granted, but you get to go to jail instead.

I wish I won a million dollars.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #136 on: May 02, 2008, 05:18:54 PM »
Granted, but you still need to pay the taxes on it.

I wish it was easier to lose weight.
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« Reply #137 on: May 02, 2008, 05:22:41 PM »
granted but Richard Simmons is your constant companion

I wish you (KT) would discover the easiest way to lose weight and only tell me.
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« Reply #138 on: May 02, 2008, 05:28:41 PM »
Quote from: twirl on May 02, 2008, 05:22:41 PM
granted but Richard Simmons is your constant companion


Ack!! I think my husband would leave me if that happened!!!


granted, but then you'd be the recipient of a curse that made you tell all your best secrets, and you'd tell everyone, then I'd be mad at you because you blew my chance at earning millions of dollars with the idea!

I wish the kids who lived behind us could be just a *little* bit quieter, since I've had to close my back door on a beautiful spring evening.
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« Reply #139 on: May 02, 2008, 05:31:23 PM »
granted  but you get to teach them all sign language               KT   you do not look over weight


I wish I had a show on the Food Network
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« Reply #140 on: May 02, 2008, 07:39:19 PM »
granted but Gordon Ramsay is your boss.

I wish I had kids just so I could have grandkids.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #141 on: May 02, 2008, 09:50:02 PM »
Gordon Ramsey is a fox!


Granted, now you are permanently exhausted because you had 16 kids.


I wish my oldest daughter had a brain!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #142 on: May 03, 2008, 12:35:29 AM »
Granted, but now you must live in Kansas forever

I wish I could fly
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #143 on: May 03, 2008, 04:30:01 AM »
granted but you are the airplane

thanks monrein, Gordon Ramsey, what a babe

I wish I did not have to have this surgery===very afraid
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« Reply #144 on: May 03, 2008, 08:28:07 AM »
Granted, however your parathyroids explode one day and you have a gaping hole in your neck.



I wish I lived at the beach.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #145 on: May 03, 2008, 08:36:25 AM »


Granted - on the Dead Sea.


I wish I could buy Kitkatz a beach house.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2008, 09:55:41 AM »
granted but it fits Barbie

I wish I lived in Dixie
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« Reply #147 on: May 03, 2008, 11:18:36 AM »
Granted but it's a Dixie cup.

I wish I could type faster.
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« Reply #148 on: May 03, 2008, 12:32:26 PM »
granted but you type with your fingers on the wrong keys


I wish I would teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
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« Reply #149 on: May 03, 2008, 12:52:51 PM »
Granted, but when you get the world singing, you lose your voice

I wish I could get a lovely spot to build a house here
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