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« on: April 28, 2008, 05:49:15 AM »
I was given permission by someone to borrow their idea from another website.  Thank you A.

Okay so this game is Corrupt a wish. Someone writes down a wish, then someone else comes  along and grants it however it is corrupted in some way. The wish grants should be funny. Remember you are corrupting the wish.

1st poster: i wish I had a bicycle.

2nd poster: Granted, but it has flat tires. I wish I had a million dollars.

3rd poster: Granted, but then you get hit by a car. I wish....etc




I will start the wishes.


I wish I had more money.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 06:43:41 AM »
Fun idea.

Granted, but then you will become alcoholic.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 08:47:39 AM »
What's your wish ST?
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 08:49:03 AM »
I wish Sluff would make a wish (so I can destroy it)
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 08:50:20 AM »

I wish I were on a beach watching twirl in a bikini. 


How does that grab ya Twirl?  >:D
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 08:53:36 AM »
Granted Sluff,  but she'd be surrounded by her 20 cabana boys so you could'nt even feast your eyes!!!


I wish I were in Paris.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 08:55:43 AM »
( no seriously, you don't)

I grant that wish.

But you go blind from the shark that jumps out of the water and eats your eyes out.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 08:57:23 AM »
I wish Sluff Twirl and me were on our way to Paris
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 08:59:02 AM »
cool and you speak the language so we would not eat snails
Sluff may like snails

I wish I would have an affair with Johnny Dep
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 09:01:08 AM »
Granted - but he wouldn't be able to shower/bathe for 1 month.



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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 09:04:04 AM »
Granted but you'd have to come to Paris with us and pay for everything and we have very expensive tastes.


I wish I were canoeing in the Arctic.
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 09:06:15 AM »
granted but you have to leave your dogs with Paula


I wish I had a dime for everytime I used a cuss word
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 09:10:03 AM »
Granted, Do not pass GO, go directly to jail.


I wish I lived by the beach.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 09:11:16 AM »
granted but Jaws is your pet

I wish I could make yorkshire pudding
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 09:38:13 AM »
Granted, but you're on a no-carb diet.


I wish I could surf.
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 09:42:36 AM »
granted  but wind surfing only          Okarol  are you staying away from sharks and fires


I wish I could live in Disneyland
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2008, 10:28:20 AM »
Granted, but you're forced to ride the teacups 24 hours a day.  (Fire is close but they seem to be getting control. Steering clear of sharks)



I wish I could learn how to make stained glass windows.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2008, 11:27:53 AM »
Granted but you have to outfit three entire churches.


I wish I were in Costa Rica at my sister's place (she gets there today)
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2008, 12:06:21 PM »
granted, but all you get to eat is refried beans (yes i know they don't)

i wish i was going to alaska with my sister.
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2008, 12:19:43 PM »
granted but the trip is postponed until February and you can only take a spring coat


I wish I were visiting the fjords in Norway.
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Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2008, 12:24:16 PM »
granted, but there will be no ice for your drinks.

i wish i had a granddaughter.(but i am on my way to a baseball team)  :)
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2008, 12:32:31 PM »
granted but she'll be like my niece and despise anything girly and will be on the baseball team plus soccer and softball.  You'll be (more) exhausted.


I wish could fly a small plane.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2008, 12:59:54 PM »
Granted but you will have no landing gear.




I wish I didn't have to work.
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2008, 01:03:16 PM »
granted but then you'll have to downsize your bike to a teeny tiny Honda

I wish I were horseback riding on the beach
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2008, 01:07:59 PM »
granted but then you would look ahead and realize the beach ended and you were in the desert.





I wish I could think of a new wish.
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