Corrupt a Wish

[Romona]

Granted, but your wishes can only involve the color pink.

I wish for world peace.

[Hawkeye]

Granted, but all humans would disappear from the planet.


I wish I could afford the new Dodge Challenger. ($48,000 starting price OUCH!)

[twirl]

granted and start picking out the color, needs to be a looker cause that's all you're doing , gas is $100.00 a gallon


I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea

[petey]

granted -- but then you'd be yellow and porous as can be (and those shorts -- oh, la, la)

I wish I had 15 more puppies (Marvin will only let me have one dog!)

[twirl]

granted and you will have 15 times more poo poo for Marvin to step in

I wish I had peace of mind

[Romona]

Granted, you won't realize it because you lost it.


I wish I was skinny.

[twirl]

granted you are skinny but a twirler mistakes you for a fire baton and lights you at both ends

I wish I was back in college

[Bajanne]

Granted, but you have to write a two 10,000 word essays about sharks

I wish I could dialyse free in whatever country I visit

[twirl]

granted but when you are in the rainforest you have problems with loggers cutting down the forest

I wish I was pg again

[thegrammalady]

granted, but the quintuplets all have colic.

i wish the yard was full of flowers.

[twirl]

granted along with one million killer bees

I wish I was a marine biologist

[KT0930]

Granted, but you're afraid of water over 6 inches deep.

I wish I could repeat my honeymoon in Jamaica.

[twirl]

granted but with a different man


I wish I was an apple a hanging on a tree and everything my true love passed he'd take a bite of me  (ouch)

[KT0930]

Granted, but when all the fruit is gone, he'll toss the core aside like garbage (ouch, that hurt)

I wish I had the time and money to completely redecorate (and organize) my whole house!

[twirl]

granted and it is a beauty then gobal warming melts it to the ground

I wish I could carry a tune

[KT0930]

granted, but there's a hole in your bucket! 

I wish I could eat whatever I want without any concern about weight gain or any other dietary restrictions.

[okarol]

Granted, but you've gotta join a metal band and tour in a stinky bus (apologies to metalheads  )


Oops - too fast 


Ok KT granted - but Food has no flavor.


I wish I could visit Yosemite.

[twirl]

granted but you are having a romance with Yosemite Sam


I wish I was an ice skater

[okarol]

 

granted, but you have to work at the rink teaching bratty kids



I wish I could free all the animals at the humane society.

[twirl]

okarol     I just can not corrupt that wish

[okarol]

ok I will think of another...


I wish I could own an apartment in NY.

[Sluff]

Granted but you must live in the 32nd floor and there is no elevator.






I wish my dog could speak english language.

[kitkatz]

Granted and now you have him talking to you all day long no matter where you go. Yap, yap, yap, yip, yip yip.




I wish my blood pressure would make up its mind!

[thegrammalady]

granted, but you'll end up with laryngitis.

i wish i could take a trip to australia

[glitter]

granted, but your clothing will all shrink on the flight




i wish i could quit my job