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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2008, 01:12:50 PM »

Granted, but your wishes can only involve the color pink.

I wish for world peace.
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2008, 01:35:15 PM »

Granted, but all humans would disappear from the planet.


I wish I could afford the new Dodge Challenger. ($48,000 starting price OUCH!)
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2008, 02:39:30 PM »

granted and start picking out the color, needs to be a looker cause that's all you're doing , gas is $100.00 a gallon


I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2008, 02:54:38 PM »

granted -- but then you'd be yellow and porous as can be (and those shorts -- oh, la, la)

I wish I had 15 more puppies (Marvin will only let me have one dog!)
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2008, 02:58:14 PM »

granted and you will have 15 times more poo poo for Marvin to step in

I wish I had peace of mind
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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2008, 03:49:56 PM »

Granted, you won't realize it because you lost it.


I wish I was skinny.
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2008, 03:53:38 PM »

granted you are skinny but a twirler mistakes you for a fire baton and lights you at both ends

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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2008, 03:54:20 PM »

Granted, but you have to write a two 10,000 word essays about sharks

I wish I could dialyse free in whatever country I visit
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2008, 03:56:14 PM »

granted but when you are in the rainforest you have problems with loggers cutting down the forest

I wish I was pg again
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2008, 04:33:23 PM »

granted, but the quintuplets all have colic.

i wish the yard was full of flowers.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2008, 05:20:24 PM »

granted along with one million killer bees

I wish I was a marine biologist
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2008, 05:31:59 PM »

Granted, but you're afraid of water over 6 inches deep.

I wish I could repeat my honeymoon in Jamaica.
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2008, 05:36:05 PM »

granted but with a different man


I wish I was an apple a hanging on a tree and everything my true love passed he'd take a bite of me  (ouch)
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2008, 05:39:53 PM »

Granted, but when all the fruit is gone, he'll toss the core aside like garbage (ouch, that hurt)

I wish I had the time and money to completely redecorate (and organize) my whole house!
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2008, 05:50:18 PM »

granted and it is a beauty then gobal warming melts it to the ground

I wish I could carry a tune
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2008, 05:59:19 PM »

granted, but there's a hole in your bucket!  ;)

I wish I could eat whatever I want without any concern about weight gain or any other dietary restrictions.
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2008, 06:01:35 PM »

Granted, but you've gotta join a metal band and tour in a stinky bus (apologies to metalheads  :waving; )


Oops - too fast  :oops;


Ok KT granted - but Food has no flavor.


I wish I could visit Yosemite.

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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2008, 06:08:02 PM »

granted but you are having a romance with Yosemite Sam


I wish I was an ice skater
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2008, 06:10:33 PM »

 :rofl;

granted, but you have to work at the rink teaching bratty kids



I wish I could free all the animals at the humane society.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2008, 06:21:29 PM »

okarol     I just can not corrupt that wish
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« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2008, 06:24:34 PM »

ok I will think of another...


I wish I could own an apartment in NY.
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2008, 07:11:01 PM »

Granted but you must live in the 32nd floor and there is no elevator.






I wish my dog could speak english language.
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« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2008, 07:34:23 PM »

Granted and now you have him talking to you all day long no matter where you go. Yap, yap, yap, yip, yip yip.




I wish my blood pressure would make up its mind!
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« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2008, 07:51:44 PM »

granted, but you'll end up with laryngitis.

i wish i could take a trip to australia
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« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2008, 08:38:53 PM »

granted, but your clothing will all shrink on the flight




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