Corrupt a Wish

[twirl]

but the house is on Small Space/Big Style  --- Known as the smallest house in the world with an outhouse

I wish I could talk to my deceased mother

[skyedogrocks]

Granted - But she brings her Bingo friends and they harp on you constantly.



I wish I lived in a mansion.

[kitkatz]

Granted but you fill it with so much clutter, you have to move into the spacious dog house.




I wish I was at the beach getting a tan.

[twirl]

granted but it is a nude only beach and all from IHD are looking over the fench at you ( IHD) in clothes

I wish I could cook like willie and winnie

[okarol]

granted, but no one comes by to eat - and you've run out of freezer space


I wish I had new sports car.

[Romona]

Granted, but you can't afford gas. Hey, that is happening now. 

I wish I could see Ireland.

[twirl]

granted but on tricycle
   
I wish I was a computer genius

[Romona]

Granted, but you lost your memory card.


I wish my house was re-done.

[kellyt]

Granted, but your mother-in-law fell asleep with a cigarette in her mouth and burned the place down.

I wish I had a beautiful new home.

[twirl]

I wish you could too, but it is so beautiful people keep coming to take pics and you have no privacy, the yard gets ruined..they pee pee in your oversized pool, all your relatives move in and you decide your home was far more valuable than this new mansion

I wish my son was going to UT instead of A&M

[Romona]

Granted, but he is majoring in the Fundamentals of Basket Weaving.

I wish I didn't work with morons.

[thegrammalady]

granted, but all your co-workers are of small stature and resemble minnie me.

i wish i didn't have to watch my diet so much (weight wise)

[twirl]

granted and if you over eat you puke

I wish I had a lap band

[thegrammalady]

granted but you have to wear it over your mouth.

i wish the dogs wouldn't bark so much!

[twirl]

granted now they meow all the time


I wish my son and husband would be quiet so Trasie doesn't wake up until I am off the computer/

[okarol]

Granted, but they only seem quiet because you've got bad ear wax.


I wish the phone wouldn't ring so much (teenagers!)

[kitkatz]

Granted, but now you have to use smoke signals and you know what kind of smoke the kids want it to be.





I wish my neck would stop hurting.

[twirl]

granted Kitkatz, no more neck pain, however, your neck is as long as a giraffe's

I wish I could see a kola bear

[monrein]

granted, but you're the eucalyptus tree it lives in.

I wish I had a koi pond.

[okarol]

Granted, but a giant blue heron thinks it's his personal snack bar.


I wish I could catch up on sleep.

[twirl]

granted but you are on a water bed drifting out to sea

I wish I had the answers to everyone's problems on IHD

[kitkatz]

Granted, but now we all worship you as a God and expect you to cure everything all day long.



I wish things were easier instead of harder.

[monrein]

Granted but then EVERYTHING would be easier.  Falling, breaking bones, fistula clotting,  you get the picture...not a very pretty one.    (In reality though I join you in this wish)

I wish I could see things without being there.

[kitkatz]

Granted, but after five minutes of seeing it you are transported to it.




I wish for a new TV show I liked would be put on the TV.

[okarol]

Granted, but it's cancelled right after you set your DVR up to record.


I wish I had a 24 hour hotline to a doctor who could answer any question I have.