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« Reply #1325 on: August 21, 2011, 10:18:30 PM »
Jbeany invented jelly beans.

(That one's so obvious that surely someone has already used it, but I wasn't going to read this entire thread to find out.) :P
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1326 on: August 21, 2011, 10:21:01 PM »
Actually, the real lie in that is that I don't even like them!  The j comes from my first initial - the "bean" part was a nickname.


MM is leaving soon for her home planet, to see if it has phone booths.
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« Reply #1327 on: August 21, 2011, 10:27:00 PM »
Jbeany loves jelly beans so much that she wishes that every IHD member would send her a bag.
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1328 on: August 22, 2011, 12:22:50 AM »
MooseMom wants to outlaw all jelly beans and throw everyone who likes them in prison.
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-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #1329 on: August 22, 2011, 07:28:04 AM »
Why is Adam W interested in machines?  *whisper* 'he's a cyborg'
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« Reply #1330 on: August 22, 2011, 08:51:35 AM »
( :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl; :rofl; Im Laughing so hard i got tears a streaming)

And...... Bajanne, well, she dun know how to *whisper* she yelled all about Adam and his secret!!!  dang!
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« Reply #1331 on: August 22, 2011, 01:10:29 PM »
Boswife's husband's name is Frank.
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1332 on: August 22, 2011, 01:17:50 PM »
( :rofl;  oh my goodness gracious MM, this is supose to be LIES...lol.... hubbys name IS "FRANK"   nick name Bo... lol, so try again... :rofl;  )

and about MM, well she's a psychic  and doesnt even know it!!!

ok,, re reading this,,, it should read,,,, MM doesnt know nothin and is NOT psychic....lol
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
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We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
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« Reply #1333 on: August 22, 2011, 01:21:47 PM »
Quote from: boswife on August 22, 2011, 01:17:50 PM
( :rofl;  oh my goodness gracious MM, this us supose to be LIES...lol.... hubbys name IS "FRANK"   nick name Bo... lol, so try again... :rofl;  )


Oh, you're kidding!!  hahahahaha!  That's just too funny!

OK.  Boswife's husband's name is Waldo. :P
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1334 on: August 22, 2011, 02:43:13 PM »
Moosemom is stalking Bosswife's husband Waldo.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1335 on: September 04, 2011, 08:57:06 AM »
Adam_W was once arrested for Malicious Cow Tipping!
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« Reply #1336 on: September 08, 2011, 09:24:10 PM »
Cebushan is being chased by the cows he tipped with AdamW.
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« Reply #1337 on: September 09, 2011, 12:32:24 AM »
Kitkatz doesn't need to tip cows manually - she just lifts her stick and "poof!!"
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« Reply #1338 on: September 09, 2011, 09:10:44 AM »
Quote from: CebuShan on September 04, 2011, 08:57:06 AM
Adam_W was once arrested for Malicious Cow Tipping!

Hey now! That was self defense!!!
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1339 on: September 09, 2011, 10:35:33 AM »
Quote from: Adam_W on September 09, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: CebuShan on September 04, 2011, 08:57:06 AM
Adam_W was once arrested for Malicious Cow Tipping!

Hey now! That was self defense!!!

That may be so but did you have to make them Tap Dance before tipping them?   :rofl;
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« Reply #1340 on: September 09, 2011, 12:07:49 PM »
Cebushan  is often seen on the autobahn driving a bright red Lamborghini.
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« Reply #1341 on: September 09, 2011, 11:09:57 PM »
Texasstyle was driving on the Autobahn at 30mph in a rusted out Pinto.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1342 on: September 10, 2011, 04:27:48 AM »
Adam is often seen riding his Pee Wee Herman style bicycle along side the neighborhood Harley Daividson biker gang
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« Reply #1343 on: September 10, 2011, 09:33:16 PM »
Texasstyle is tone deaf.
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1344 on: September 10, 2011, 10:44:04 PM »
MM is relaxing on the beaches of Tahiti while sipping on a fancy drink. The kind with an umbrella in it
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« Reply #1345 on: September 11, 2011, 12:31:45 AM »
Texasstyle likes to sky dive wearing a lime green bikini.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1346 on: September 11, 2011, 04:02:42 AM »
Adam W often surfs wearing a lime green bikini!
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« Reply #1347 on: September 11, 2011, 01:23:24 PM »
Excuse me, but I prefer a lemon yellow bikini. CebuShan kills kittens and eats babies.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1348 on: September 12, 2011, 08:56:35 AM »
No, I don't kill kittens, just juggle them!   :lol;
Of course I eat babies, don't you? Baby carrots, baby corn baby peas...
Adasm W likes to watch old reruns of "The Partridge Family"!
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« Reply #1349 on: September 12, 2011, 10:02:01 AM »
Uhmmm... kitty in a crock pot. The young ones are most tender. Haaaaaa...  Cebu thinks the carrots in her garden are stray kitties.  She sits a bowl of kibbels out for them and wonders why they don't eat it lol.  Adam prefers a lemon yellow bikini so he can add some "lemon" to when he does his "Nestea Plunge" in the pool.
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