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« Reply #1300 on: December 30, 2010, 11:02:20 PM »
Boswife has that funny look in her eyes when she sees Looney and her whip.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1301 on: January 03, 2011, 05:04:54 AM »
CL is an escaped chicken from a facility up north. She is wanted for corn stealing in four states.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1302 on: January 06, 2011, 01:40:53 AM »
Des got up one morning and decided to strip down to the safari oufit and go out and about stark raving lunatic naked for the day!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1303 on: January 06, 2011, 02:35:16 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on January 06, 2011, 01:40:53 AM
Des got up one morning and decided to strip down to the safari oufit and go out and about stark raving lunatic naked for the day!

lol I thought we are telling lies here.

Kitkats  is crazy about banana-spinach pie!
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1304 on: January 17, 2011, 04:12:03 PM »
Oh DES.....   I heard that you too love fruit and veggie pie too...... 
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In-Center Dialysis   Sept 2009
Nxstage    Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011

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« Reply #1305 on: January 17, 2011, 10:03:36 PM »
Tyefly lives in a desert far far far faaar away from the beach.  :angel;
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1306 on: January 17, 2011, 10:05:59 PM »
Des owns a Chippendale's calendar collection.   :clap;
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« Reply #1307 on: January 17, 2011, 10:15:52 PM »
LT cannot read or write, shame!
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1308 on: January 25, 2011, 07:14:48 PM »
Des needs glasses.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1309 on: January 26, 2011, 11:49:52 AM »
kitkatz isn't really a school teacher
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« Reply #1310 on: February 02, 2011, 06:07:24 PM »

thegrammalady is a compulsive bingo player  ;D
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
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Wishin' I was Fishin'
« Reply #1311 on: February 02, 2011, 06:45:39 PM »
Okarol is Jay Leno's sister.
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« Reply #1312 on: February 02, 2011, 10:58:43 PM »
Looneytoons is really a redhead sugarmommy from Detroit.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1313 on: February 03, 2011, 09:09:20 PM »
Des trapped huge spiders and sent them to Kickstart! 
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« Reply #1314 on: February 03, 2011, 09:37:08 PM »
Looneytunes  wanted a pony her whole life...but she only got a frog.....
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IgA Nephropathy   April 2009
CKD    May 2009
AV Fistula  June 2009
In-Center Dialysis   Sept 2009
Nxstage    Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011

Transplant Sept 2, 2011

  Hello from the Oregon Coast.....

I am learning to live close to the lives of my friends without ever seeing them. No miles of any measurement can separate your soul from mine.
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« Reply #1315 on: February 04, 2011, 02:44:21 PM »
tyefly knows things that noone should know.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1316 on: February 04, 2011, 03:49:53 PM »
Kit teaches a class on pole dancing :bandance;
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Wishin' I was Fishin'
« Reply #1317 on: February 04, 2011, 04:53:58 PM »
Lola plays the spoons and washboard in an Appalachian band
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« Reply #1318 on: August 20, 2011, 11:38:28 PM »
Loonytoons would rather dig each of her teeth out with rusty pliers, then be fishing.

 :bump;
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP
« Reply #1319 on: August 21, 2011, 10:32:53 AM »
Adam W. is really a secret spy for the C.I.A.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #1320 on: August 21, 2011, 01:13:21 PM »
Mikey smells of elderberries (apologies to Monty Python LOL)
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« Reply #1321 on: August 21, 2011, 07:10:18 PM »
cattlekid really runs 100 head of cattle on a two acre ranch.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1322 on: August 21, 2011, 09:05:42 PM »
Kitkatz is a calf roper on a 2 acre cattle ranch that now only has 99 head of cattle.
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
January 14,2011 home with NxStage
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« Reply #1323 on: August 21, 2011, 09:46:56 PM »
Boswife really DID make an arm because in truth, she's the Bride of Frankenstein.
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« Reply #1324 on: August 21, 2011, 10:15:43 PM »
Moosemom is really a secret super hero, but she can't change into her super hero persona because she can never find a phone booth anymore.
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