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« Reply #1350 on: September 12, 2011, 01:38:31 PM »
Texasstyle is really an Elvis impersonator in disguise  :rofl;
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« Reply #1351 on: September 12, 2011, 01:51:17 PM »
Looneytunes is actually Bugs Bunny
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #1352 on: September 12, 2011, 03:07:48 PM »
Mikey likes to watch reruns of Bugs Bunny in his boxers, while hanging upside down.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #1353 on: September 13, 2011, 08:42:23 PM »
Quote from: texasstyle on September 12, 2011, 10:02:01 AM
Uhmmm... kitty in a crock pot. The young ones are most tender. Haaaaaa... 

   :rofl;   That is too funny! We have an old pot that we keep on the back of the stove. This is Ted, she loved sleeping in it!   :rofl;
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« Reply #1354 on: September 17, 2011, 06:43:38 AM »
Cebushan is really cooking that kitty and going to take the dish to a potluck supper. 
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« Reply #1355 on: September 17, 2011, 09:35:29 AM »
loonie is SOooooooooooo hopeing to be invited to that potluck!!!!!!! 
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We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
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« Reply #1356 on: September 17, 2011, 11:33:11 AM »
Bosswife replaced all her blood with cat blood after she ate the cat.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1357 on: September 17, 2011, 11:47:27 AM »
*whisper* Adam W is a 007 agent!  (don't say I told you..)
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« Reply #1358 on: September 17, 2011, 05:08:55 PM »
The movie, "Men In Black" was actually a thinly veiled account of bajanne & lilbajnne's escapades!
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« Reply #1359 on: October 01, 2011, 05:30:34 PM »
Cebushan is a cat. Currently working on the 3rd life lol.
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« Reply #1360 on: October 02, 2011, 05:39:35 PM »
Texasstyle does not really live anywhere near Texas.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1361 on: October 02, 2011, 05:45:48 PM »
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Texasstyle does not really live anywhere near Texas.

Hahahahahaha~ That is not a lie!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Kitkatz is the kitty in the pot!
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« Reply #1362 on: October 02, 2011, 06:07:07 PM »
Willowtree got her name because ya know how Madesusa in Greek mythology has snakes coming out of her hair? WEll, Willowtree has a giant willowtree coming out hers. She takes her class ouside so they can all sit in a circle and read a story. All she has to do is sit down and her giant willow tree head is nicely covering them. Haaaa... xoxo willow!
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« Reply #1363 on: October 04, 2011, 11:43:09 AM »
Texasstyle is really an alias for Dolly Parton!
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HE created marriage and children.
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« Reply #1364 on: October 04, 2011, 01:36:00 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Good one!

CebuShan really prefers frogs over cats, and has been know to keep pet frogs (otherwise known as phrogs!)
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #1365 on: October 04, 2011, 10:13:23 PM »
willowtreewren's real name is Lola and she used to be Barry Manilow girlfriend. :rofl;
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« Reply #1366 on: October 04, 2011, 11:45:53 PM »
Pitagory has a Betty Boop haircut.  (For all I know, this might be true!)
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« Reply #1367 on: October 05, 2011, 07:44:53 AM »
MooseMom is really from the tropics & has never seen a moose in her life!
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HE created marriage and children.
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« Reply #1368 on: November 28, 2012, 04:02:55 PM »
CebuShan does not like watching movies.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
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« Reply #1369 on: November 28, 2012, 04:10:18 PM »
Okarol hates to go to the beach and takes no pictures of it ever!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1370 on: November 28, 2012, 07:17:45 PM »
Kitkat doesn't like books, cats, or chocolate!
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« Reply #1371 on: November 28, 2012, 07:26:59 PM »
jbeany lies around all day doing nothing
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« Reply #1372 on: November 28, 2012, 07:42:08 PM »
MaryD's neighbors are getting awfully tired of her ostrich farm, and she never shares the eggs with them.
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #1373 on: November 29, 2012, 07:20:53 PM »
The neighbors next door to Moosemom want to know when the bellowing Mooses are leaving her yard!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1374 on: November 29, 2012, 08:01:17 PM »
kitkatz has a house filled with dogs and more out the back
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