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« on: May 03, 2009, 04:27:07 PM »
I saw this on another site and thought it would be fun.  You make something up about the poster above you. It can be ridiculous or absurd, it just can't be true!

For example, if someone, oh, let's say janedoe, had posted above me, I might then reply "janedoe has been in the news several times for bungee jumping from famous skyscrapers. . . in the nude. "

Like that. Okay?
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 04:59:48 PM »
David13 has climbed the Empire State Building in a Spiderman suit!
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 05:02:00 PM »
Kit is headling at the "gentlemen's bar" on Westheimer ....
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 05:04:06 PM »
Dan donated $100,000 to his dialysis center!  :cheer:
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 05:07:51 PM »
Aleta has been secretly picking flowers from her neighbor's flower bed for years and blaming it on "kids" from the other side of town.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 05:08:57 PM »
David is really a secret agent working undercover to infiltrate subversive organizations.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 05:12:10 PM »
Wenchie wears zebra pajamas.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 06:00:20 PM »
The cops were called to Aleta's house last night to break up a wild drunken party.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 06:13:19 PM »
dwcrawford went picking eggs in the nearby hen house... and all of a sudden started stuffing eggs down his shirt and pants, the cops were called and he was charged with refusing to put all his eggs in a basket
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 06:21:39 PM »

Kim is running an illegal massage parlor from her garage.
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 06:30:55 PM »
help :bow;


how  do  i  make  up  a  total  lie  about  SAINT  Karol
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 06:36:06 PM »

I am no angel.  ;D

Ang routinely steals his neighbor's newspaper.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »
karol   spies  from  across  the  globe.


 i  reckon  i  better  stop  stealing  from  the  neighbours
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2009, 07:00:12 PM »
Ang got naked and streaked through Walmart
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 07:05:39 PM »
Dwcrawford got busted for putting buttons in the church collection plate.
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2009, 07:07:12 PM »
Mikey was fingered for taking coins out of the collection plate.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2009, 07:10:32 PM »
dwcrawford smoked pot with Bill Clinton but neither ever inhaled, just inhaled when smoking cigars ;)
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2009, 07:44:01 PM »
Lola stole the mail from the neighbor and blamed the people across the street
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2009, 07:53:26 PM »
tinah flew to NYC to have dinner with Mayor Bloomberg and Donald Trump.
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2009, 09:44:22 PM »
dw squeezed the Charmin.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2009, 10:40:11 PM »


Wally made prank phone calls to the local Chinese retaurant.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2009, 10:55:30 PM »
okarol used to model for Victoria's Secret.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2009, 04:13:29 AM »
G-Ma likes to do yardwork in the dark.  No one knows why. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2009, 04:45:31 AM »
Quote from: G-Ma on May 03, 2009, 10:55:30 PM
okarol used to model for Victoria's Secret.

now that one is true and she still models for Victoria's Secret --- the real reason behind the weight lose

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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2009, 04:49:44 AM »
Twirl was discovered in Central Park wearing a Gumby outfit.
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