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ChickenLittle56
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« Reply #1275 on: December 21, 2010, 02:32:01 AM »
Des needs glasses because she thinks she sees a chicken when its really a penguin.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1276 on: December 23, 2010, 05:17:16 PM »
CL does know the entire secret receipe to what exactly are all the herbs and spices they use in KFC chicken!!!
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #1277 on: December 24, 2010, 01:04:04 AM »
rsudock is very jealous of that fact as she is Colonel Sander's great grandaughter and she feels she is entitled to the recipe.
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« Reply #1278 on: December 24, 2010, 08:41:44 AM »
ylguy is really a vegetarian, on him the recipe is useless..................
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« Reply #1279 on: December 24, 2010, 01:32:26 PM »
thegrammalady left her penguins out in the open and the froze to death in the cold.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1280 on: December 24, 2010, 02:25:29 PM »
Kiykatz is really an elf spying on us. :secret;
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1281 on: December 24, 2010, 07:24:09 PM »
ChickenLittle refuses to cross the road.
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« Reply #1282 on: December 24, 2010, 07:41:13 PM »

Bajanne is penpals with Mrs. Claus  :santahat;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #1283 on: December 26, 2010, 12:11:01 AM »
Karol thinks the Rose Bowl parade is done just for her
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1284 on: December 26, 2010, 12:41:46 AM »

ChickenLittle is often heard saying, "That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #1285 on: December 26, 2010, 10:19:50 AM »
okarol is really the granddaughter of Ansel Adams. That's why she takes such beautiful  pics. 
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« Reply #1286 on: December 26, 2010, 11:28:51 AM »
YLGuy has ghosts in his attic.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1287 on: December 26, 2010, 01:00:34 PM »
KK is looking forward to school starting again....
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IgA Nephropathy   April 2009
CKD    May 2009
AV Fistula  June 2009
In-Center Dialysis   Sept 2009
Nxstage    Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011

Transplant Sept 2, 2011

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I am learning to live close to the lives of my friends without ever seeing them. No miles of any measurement can separate your soul from mine.
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« Reply #1288 on: December 26, 2010, 01:11:35 PM »
tyefly was raised by a pack of wild dogs.  Her pic was taken at a family reunion.
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« Reply #1289 on: December 26, 2010, 03:32:59 PM »
YLGuy is really the Scarecrow  in the Wizard of Oz.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1290 on: December 26, 2010, 06:48:17 PM »
If I only had a brain.  :rofl;

CL56 wishes he was a flying monkey!
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Wishin' I was Fishin'
« Reply #1291 on: December 26, 2010, 07:17:17 PM »
YLGuy is in the witness protection program and had a totally different life 2 years ago
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« Reply #1292 on: December 26, 2010, 07:42:08 PM »
LooneyTunes really come from the looney bin.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1293 on: December 26, 2010, 08:46:01 PM »

ChickenLittle really believes the sky is falling.
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #1294 on: December 27, 2010, 08:15:23 PM »
Okarol is really the Masked Avenger!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1295 on: December 27, 2010, 08:16:20 PM »
In 4 days kk turns 29!
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« Reply #1296 on: December 27, 2010, 08:17:16 PM »
I wish it was 29!

YLGuy has a secret life as the Green Hornet!
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lifenotonthelist.com

Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1297 on: December 27, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »
KK is really a bouncer, look how she hold that bat.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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Wishin' I was Fishin'
« Reply #1298 on: December 30, 2010, 07:25:50 PM »
ChickenLittle tried to put the sky back up so no one would notice  :rofl;
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us and fam easter 2013
« Reply #1299 on: December 30, 2010, 07:55:40 PM »
that aint no fishin pole in loonies hands,,,, that thar is a WHIP, and i wonder who/what she is whippen
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
January 14,2011 home with NxStage
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