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« Reply #700 on: June 10, 2009, 06:17:57 PM »
Quote from: del on June 09, 2009, 05:33:31 PM
twirl pays money to look at dw's cute little ass!!!!  LOL!!!  :rofl; :rofl;

no I do not!  crawford shows his "ass" for free   8)

John r -- pulled all his teeth out so he could fake being asleep and see Kitkatz in her tutu delivering quarters  -- and she rides that weird bike into his bedroom window
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« Reply #701 on: June 10, 2009, 06:39:20 PM »
twirl is a nasty witch who eats little children............................................





..(please twirl I know your lovely)
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #702 on: June 10, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »
Glitter cooks the children before Twirl eats them, and occasionally she will eat some herself when Twirl gets full.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #703 on: June 10, 2009, 06:52:31 PM »
Adam W  has a restaurant   KFC   Kentucky Fried Children    fried or grilled   
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« Reply #704 on: June 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM »
Twirl uses Cheez Wiz when she shaves her legs.  :bandance;
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« Reply #705 on: June 10, 2009, 10:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Romona on June 10, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
Twirl uses Cheez Wiz when she shaves her legs.  :bandance;


 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; Thats funny!!!


Romona has painted a mural on her living room wall that looks like she lives in a rain forest
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #706 on: June 11, 2009, 12:12:21 PM »
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Romona has painted a mural on her living room wall that looks like she lives in a rain forest


well that mural sounds lovely ---- and no I do not --- I use jalapeno cheez wiz

glitter does not know the day of the week -- so she has to look at her underwear to see the day of the week --- done in glitter
and if she is in Walmart -- she still checks her underwear while she is wearing them
oh no, RichardMel wants to know what Walmart









EDITED:Fixed quote tag error-kitkatz,Moderator
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« Reply #707 on: June 11, 2009, 02:07:57 PM »
twirl lives downstream..................hmmmmmm, i guess that really isn't a lie since i live in colorado   :rofl;
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« Reply #708 on: June 11, 2009, 03:38:04 PM »
thegrammalady thinks kids are nose picking pains in the buttocks
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« Reply #709 on: June 11, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »
Glitter enjoys watching kids pick their noses.  :rofl;
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #710 on: June 11, 2009, 05:37:13 PM »
I know this is gross but I just couldn't resist!!!  Kitkat uses the stuff they pick out of their noses on her sandwiches for extra protein!!! :rofl; :rofl; ( being a teacher she probably has a good supply of it!!)
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« Reply #711 on: June 11, 2009, 06:50:28 PM »
del had an affair with a farmer
hence, the song  "Farmer in the Del"

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« Reply #712 on: June 11, 2009, 08:28:41 PM »
twirl is a peeping jane- she filmed 'Farmer in the Del' and made a fortune   :twocents; :twocents;
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #713 on: June 11, 2009, 09:48:35 PM »
Glitter helped Twitter squander her fortune on donuts and frozen pickles.
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lifenotonthelist.com

Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #714 on: June 12, 2009, 08:39:19 AM »
KitKatz borrowed Twirl as a 'show and tell' twirler for
kit's classroom
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #715 on: June 14, 2009, 05:06:29 AM »
Glitter is the inventor behind the Topsy Turvy hanging tomato planter.
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« Reply #716 on: June 14, 2009, 05:44:49 AM »
David dislikes animals and thinks cats are a catastrophe!
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #717 on: June 14, 2009, 08:24:21 AM »
willowtreewren bunny hops to her mailbox daily
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #718 on: June 16, 2009, 03:02:34 PM »
Glitter likes to dress up like Wonder Woman and pretend she is an Amazon warrior.
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« Reply #719 on: June 16, 2009, 03:13:52 PM »
so does David13     :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;                      >:(     so sorry
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« Reply #720 on: June 16, 2009, 03:19:39 PM »
Quote from: twirl on June 16, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
so does David13     :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;                      >:(     so sorry
It is all good fun.  What can I say?   :rofl;


Twirl used to work at Luby's Cafeteria until she was caught stealing the hair nets for personal use. 
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« Reply #721 on: June 16, 2009, 05:11:31 PM »
David13 was paying twirl to steal the hair nets for him!!
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« Reply #722 on: June 16, 2009, 09:06:49 PM »
Twirl isn't pretending- she is an Amazon woman!
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008.  Now on PD with a cycler.  Working very part time - teaching music.  Love it.  Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #723 on: June 17, 2009, 05:29:42 PM »
Hanify writes children's books explaining bodily functions using a pen name.
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« Reply #724 on: June 17, 2009, 05:47:08 PM »
David buys Hanify's books so he can understand the bodily functions she explains. David is language challenged and needs children's books for most of his learning.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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