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« Reply #650 on: June 04, 2009, 03:54:17 PM »
David wants Danny boy to lose a toe
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« Reply #651 on: June 04, 2009, 03:56:35 PM »
MandaMe enjoys "mountain oysters" with a side of stewed tomatoes. 
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« Reply #652 on: June 04, 2009, 04:16:45 PM »
Quote from: David13 on June 04, 2009, 12:19:58 PM
David13 thinks Twirl makes sincere apologies.   >:(


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YOU DO NOT DO YOURSELF  -----  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #653 on: June 04, 2009, 04:18:41 PM »
David13   makes Mountain Oyster Casserole and shares it with the Bull who donated his "oysters" 
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« Reply #654 on: June 04, 2009, 04:20:16 PM »
Quote from: twirl on June 04, 2009, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: David13 on June 04, 2009, 12:19:58 PM
David13 thinks Twirl makes sincere apologies.   >:(


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YOU DO NOT DO YOURSELF  -----  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I started this thread and I made no such rule.  And besides, I thought it was very fitting.   ;)

Back to the thread. . .

Twirl doesn't like to eat mountain oysters.
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« Reply #655 on: June 04, 2009, 04:40:34 PM »
You guys stop fighting like a bunch of preschoolers or I'm gonna call the IHD police on you!
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David chooses the winky teary  :'( cry baby just because he knows that it will make Twirl cry too.
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« Reply #656 on: June 04, 2009, 05:04:55 PM »
Willow secretly bribed UPS to delivery the Pureflo late, just so she didn't have to use it for the first time with them there.
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« Reply #657 on: June 04, 2009, 05:09:01 PM »
Cherpep is in cahoots with NxStage to sabotage my training!
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« Reply #658 on: June 04, 2009, 08:54:56 PM »
NX Stage has decided you will be their patience trying patient this month Willow.
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« Reply #659 on: June 04, 2009, 10:26:56 PM »
Kitkat passed the patience trying test with flying colors. "Never seen a sweeter, more even tempered patient in my entire career" wrote one of the proctors.
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« Reply #660 on: June 05, 2009, 08:43:28 AM »
Wallyz loves mountain oysters in his cereal
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« Reply #661 on: June 05, 2009, 11:18:52 AM »
Glitter has been put on the "short list" to succeed North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
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« Reply #662 on: June 05, 2009, 11:59:59 AM »
David plans to assassinate Kim Jong Il. And he's going to do it by hitting him with a barrage of baseballs. 
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-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
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« Reply #663 on: June 05, 2009, 12:08:21 PM »
Adam put David up to the attack because he is part owner of the baseball company!
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« Reply #664 on: June 05, 2009, 12:48:18 PM »
Willowtree has a craving for cod fish tongues!!  (actually they are delicious just don't sound like it. )  I love them fried nice and brown and crispy!!
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« Reply #665 on: June 05, 2009, 12:57:35 PM »
Del   which part is a lie and how big are fish tongues and are they appetizers  :clap;

Del - is writing a cookbook on cooking tongues  --- skunk tongues, rattle snake tongues, bat tongues
    so when around Del --- KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
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« Reply #666 on: June 05, 2009, 03:52:37 PM »
Quote from: twirl on June 05, 2009, 12:57:35 PM
Del - is writing a cookbook on cooking tongues  --- skunk tongues, rattle snake tongues, bat tongues
    so when around Del --- KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 :rofl;

Twirl doesn't really know how to make banana pudding with meringue topping that is baked in the oven.
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« Reply #667 on: June 05, 2009, 04:08:21 PM »
Only David would know the status of Twirl's banana pudding since as soon as it comes out of the oven he steals it. Says he is protecting her secret but....
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« Reply #668 on: June 05, 2009, 05:48:03 PM »
Willowtree actually pays David to steal the puddings for her.
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« Reply #669 on: June 05, 2009, 09:28:14 PM »
del wants to share the pudding with willowtree so badly.....

(fish have tongues?)
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« Reply #670 on: June 06, 2009, 05:09:11 AM »
glitter does not use  :bandance;  in her   :bandance;  pudding -- she uses catfish
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« Reply #671 on: June 06, 2009, 05:21:08 AM »
Twirl sells catfish that look like  :bandance; to Glitter so she can win the annual  :bandance; pudding contest.

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« Reply #672 on: June 06, 2009, 06:59:04 AM »
Quote from: glitter on June 05, 2009, 09:28:14 PM
del wants to share the pudding with willowtree so badly.....

(fish have tongues?)

Yep cod fish have tongues and they are delicious!!!  There's a joke about them.  A man went into a restaurant and there were cod tongues on the menu.  He told the waitress he wouldn't eat anything that came out of a mouth.  He said give me an egg instead ( where do eggs come from) LOL!!!

willowtree catches the catfish for twirl.  :bandance; :bandance;
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« Reply #673 on: June 06, 2009, 06:25:38 PM »
Del eats at Del Taco everyday for breakfast. She told me any place named after her was okay in her book!
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« Reply #674 on: June 07, 2009, 05:27:49 AM »
Kitkatz is counting the days....until school starts up again in the fall. :rofl;
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