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« Reply #600 on: May 31, 2009, 06:17:46 PM »
DW doesn't think any of us will be insane very soon.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #601 on: May 31, 2009, 09:24:00 PM »
Quote from: Rerun on May 30, 2009, 11:46:29 PM
Kitkatz puts on nothing until she has to go to dialysis!

                                          :rofl;


You're supposed to be making up lies here Rerun.  :rofl; :rofl;
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #602 on: June 01, 2009, 06:04:23 AM »
Kitkatz, you skipped Adam!  :rofl;

Adam would rather walk than ride a scooter.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #603 on: June 01, 2009, 11:05:00 AM »
willowtreewren likes chocolate covered pickles for lunch
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

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« Reply #604 on: June 01, 2009, 12:16:56 PM »
glitter eats chocolate covered ants with glitter on them!!!
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« Reply #605 on: June 01, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »

del operates a phony lake serpent by remote control
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #606 on: June 01, 2009, 12:50:25 PM »
Okarol likes to eat her sushi well done.
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« Reply #607 on: June 01, 2009, 01:28:59 PM »
David13's orange kitty is stoned on "Catnip"    8)
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« Reply #608 on: June 01, 2009, 02:06:59 PM »
Twirl stones cats. Or was that kidnaps cats? Or was that takes catnaps? Makes orange kitty litter?

I better get that newspaper and read the story again!  :rofl;
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« Reply #609 on: June 01, 2009, 02:24:03 PM »
willow is knitting a giant red and white striped tea cosy for Carl's nxStage.
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« Reply #610 on: June 01, 2009, 05:20:42 PM »
jbeany wanted to come to Detroit to watch the Red Wings, but her fear of heights got her stuck at the top of the Zilwaukee bridge.
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« Reply #611 on: June 01, 2009, 06:37:56 PM »
cherperp's house is on top of said bridge..
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #612 on: June 02, 2009, 12:18:13 PM »
Jess21 wants to watch cherpep sleepwalk out of her house on the bridge.
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« Reply #613 on: June 02, 2009, 12:32:22 PM »
David has a big net and camera set up for Cherpep's sleep-walk.
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« Reply #614 on: June 02, 2009, 12:33:44 PM »
Willow had to fill in for the perp lineup for Runaway Mom
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #615 on: June 02, 2009, 12:46:14 PM »
crawford is one of the repo men on Operation Repo -
I am not saying which one he is   :clap;
so don't get behind on those payments >:D
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« Reply #616 on: June 02, 2009, 12:49:08 PM »
Twirl has been cast in a new reality series.
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« Reply #617 on: June 02, 2009, 01:38:17 PM »
Marc is the casting agent for the reality shows and traveled to Conroe to recruit Twirl.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #618 on: June 02, 2009, 01:43:39 PM »
I am on one team and willowtreewren is on the other team
who can eat the most testicals from a calf
and Willowtreewren won -- but she ate her dessert first -- Bourbon pecan pie -- well, she had the bourbon part anyways
WILLOWTREEWREN IS A WINNER
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« Reply #619 on: June 02, 2009, 02:00:41 PM »
Twirl will not be allow to play the IHD reunion dinners......
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #620 on: June 02, 2009, 02:53:56 PM »
Dan is angry because he wasn't on one of the teams, let alone the WINNING team! And he did not get any bourbon pecan pie. What a cry-baby! :rofl;
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« Reply #621 on: June 02, 2009, 03:11:43 PM »
Aleta didn't get in the contest for the pie.  All she wanted was the Bourbon.  She was drinking it straight from the bottle when I saw her last.
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« Reply #622 on: June 02, 2009, 03:40:16 PM »
crawford eats liver pate but only in the nude and only with Ritz crackers by candle light
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« Reply #623 on: June 02, 2009, 03:41:02 PM »
twirl is a regular a Hippie Hollow in Austin
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« Reply #624 on: June 02, 2009, 03:49:56 PM »
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She was drinking it straight from the bottle when I saw her last.

supposed to be lies, Dan!  :rofl; :rofl;

Dan has been raising calves in his back yard. Oh, no! Looks like they are gonna be steers!
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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