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« Reply #725 on: June 17, 2009, 06:52:03 PM »
willowtreewren did the artwork for Hanify's books "I am a Booger-From Where Did I Come?" and

"Poopies are Big Brown Fun"
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #726 on: June 17, 2009, 07:23:17 PM »
Glitter gave all of the inside information on the intricate, scientific details of both boogers and poop.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #727 on: June 17, 2009, 09:17:20 PM »
Adam loves my stories of poopy-time fun!!!
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« Reply #728 on: June 18, 2009, 06:28:23 PM »
Glitter drivers a Lime Green AMC Pacer!
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« Reply #729 on: June 18, 2009, 07:24:58 PM »
Romona actually competed and drove a BigFoot truck in a swamp race! She came in third of three trucks!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #730 on: June 18, 2009, 08:27:18 PM »
Kitkatz has a secret desire to be a tightrope walker in a purple tutu
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« Reply #731 on: June 18, 2009, 08:53:00 PM »
Glitter likes to hang upside down from the tightrope as Kitkatz walks across in her purple tutu. (Glitter's tutu is puke green with pink polka dots).
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #732 on: June 19, 2009, 08:34:03 PM »
Adam_W is a Bollywood stuntman in his spare time (he is FAMOUS)
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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RCC
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« Reply #733 on: June 20, 2009, 10:17:15 AM »
Glitter is his manager!
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« Reply #734 on: June 20, 2009, 01:42:52 PM »
Romona chews tobacco and can spit 25 feet!!!


( My great grandma could spit around a corner- and that is no lie!!)
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #735 on: June 20, 2009, 03:59:39 PM »
Glitter takes after her tobacco chewing grandmother, only glitter can spit in a spiral.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #736 on: June 20, 2009, 04:05:32 PM »
Kitkatz tried spitting while riding her recumbent bike, but the spit just came back and landed in her eye.
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« Reply #737 on: June 20, 2009, 04:06:30 PM »
David 13 knows why you never want to fart on a recumbent bike!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #738 on: June 20, 2009, 05:34:35 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on June 20, 2009, 04:06:30 PM
David 13 knows why you never want to fart on a recumbent bike!

Why oh why???

kitkatz skinned a cat and made houseshoes out of her.
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #739 on: June 20, 2009, 06:49:52 PM »
glitter made sausages out of the rest of the cat!!!
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« Reply #740 on: June 20, 2009, 06:56:52 PM »
I am about to make snow shoes of of the Siamese in the house.  One more MEOW in my ear while I am taking a nap or sleeping ....




del put her eyeglasses in the freezer she said she wanted to give everyone a frosty glare!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #741 on: June 21, 2009, 02:08:37 PM »
kitkatz was so hot today she put her bra in the freezer then wore it to walmart.
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #742 on: June 21, 2009, 08:23:39 PM »
OH YEAH!  It was a chilling experience! How did you know?????


glitter made bunny eyes at Santa Clause.  :bunny:
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #743 on: June 21, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »
kitkatz is eating rabbit stew and Glitter is frightened!!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #744 on: June 21, 2009, 08:29:04 PM »
MMMMMMMMMM!

Glitter was so hungry she ate rabbit stew with me!
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lifenotonthelist.com

Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #745 on: June 22, 2009, 12:45:11 AM »
kitkatz is a hunky guy with a six pack. :)
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...

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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #746 on: June 22, 2009, 09:34:24 AM »
Des wears blue glittery pasties to work....
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #747 on: June 22, 2009, 11:05:15 PM »
glitters eats her porridge with a fork
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #748 on: June 23, 2009, 05:53:26 AM »
Des eats her candy bars with a knife and fork.
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« Reply #749 on: June 23, 2009, 05:55:24 AM »
David13 don't even like cats :) 
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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