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« Reply #775 on: June 25, 2009, 05:39:02 AM »

David13

eats soup with chop-sticks
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« Reply #776 on: June 25, 2009, 05:44:03 AM »

Des operates a specialty soup restaurant and the only utensils she offers her customers are chopsticks.
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« Reply #777 on: June 25, 2009, 05:46:04 AM »

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« Reply #778 on: June 25, 2009, 06:09:36 AM »

Des actually lives in Siberia.  She only pretends to live in South Africa.
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« Reply #779 on: June 25, 2009, 06:16:34 AM »

David wishes that he's in Antartica
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« Reply #780 on: June 25, 2009, 07:16:08 AM »

Des wants to be a Texan so he can dip, spit and B-B-Que and boot scoot and eat hush puppies and
eat pea can pie...... howdy   Ya'll
you have to apply to be a Texan  ---- we don't just take anyone
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« Reply #781 on: June 25, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »

Twirl thinks ya'll is singular.
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« Reply #782 on: June 25, 2009, 10:57:02 AM »

dwcrawford is my high school sweetheart/ best friend
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« Reply #783 on: June 25, 2009, 11:54:08 AM »

Kitsune has to tell everything.  Doesn't she know I could be  convicted of a felony if people find out.
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« Reply #784 on: June 25, 2009, 12:19:51 PM »

Dan is enjoying the Texas summer heat and was heard to declare, "The only time I can get warm enough is during the summer and dialysis." He prefers not to rn the AC because it cools things off too much.
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« Reply #785 on: June 25, 2009, 12:59:16 PM »

willowtreewren is really Michael Jackson.
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« Reply #786 on: June 25, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »

"Music is the Devil's workplace. It leads to Hell and Damnation. The Devil writes the lyrics."
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« Reply #787 on: June 25, 2009, 02:03:11 PM »

twirl is a Jehovah's Witness.
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« Reply #788 on: June 25, 2009, 05:17:33 PM »

Kitsune is afraid of dragons.
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« Reply #789 on: June 25, 2009, 05:20:22 PM »

Willowtreewren is afraid of Lord Voldemort.
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« Reply #790 on: June 25, 2009, 06:39:01 PM »

David13 is host of a new show --- Cats Strip and Pole Dance  --- Nekkid Kitties -- on Animal Planet
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« Reply #791 on: June 25, 2009, 06:41:02 PM »

Twirl is a dragon.
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« Reply #792 on: June 25, 2009, 06:42:49 PM »

Kitsune actually does breathe fire.
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« Reply #793 on: June 25, 2009, 06:45:40 PM »

Cherpep only went in the hospital to get a break from IHD!  :rofl;
 (So glad you are back!)
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« Reply #794 on: June 25, 2009, 08:36:34 PM »

Willowtreewren is a kitsune.
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« Reply #795 on: June 26, 2009, 04:09:10 AM »

Kitsune is a willowtreewren.
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« Reply #796 on: June 26, 2009, 04:26:46 AM »

David's not happy that it is weekend
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #797 on: June 26, 2009, 05:20:01 AM »

Des wishes today was Monday instead of Friday. 
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« Reply #798 on: June 26, 2009, 05:33:32 AM »

David does the moonwalk to exercise.
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« Reply #799 on: June 26, 2009, 05:41:26 AM »

Cherpep has a strong dislike for coffee, especially Dunkin Donuts coffee.  :rofl;
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