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A meow massages the heart.
« Reply #675 on: June 07, 2009, 10:54:15 AM »
Willowtreewren is auditioning for a spot on the next edition of Dancing with the Stars.
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« Reply #676 on: June 07, 2009, 08:58:27 PM »
David 13 does not know it but he will be Willow's partner on Dancing with the Stars!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #677 on: June 08, 2009, 06:15:35 AM »
Kitkatz dreams of becoming the next Susan Boyle.
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« Reply #678 on: June 08, 2009, 07:40:14 AM »
Davis13 secretly wants to date the GEICO geko
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« Reply #679 on: June 08, 2009, 10:00:59 AM »
Glitter has already dated the GEICO gecko! She was checking out gecko tongues for recipes.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #680 on: June 08, 2009, 12:18:07 PM »
willowtreewren is carrying the love babies of the geko ---  :o
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« Reply #681 on: June 08, 2009, 12:23:22 PM »
All twirl's famous recipes are actually frozen Stouffer meals.
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« Reply #682 on: June 08, 2009, 10:25:32 PM »
Cherpep is actually President Obama.  You can see the resemblance if you look really closely.  It's amazing what they do with makeup these days.
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008.  Now on PD with a cycler.  Working very part time - teaching music.  Love it.  Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #683 on: June 09, 2009, 06:54:13 AM »
Hanify loves my avitar... she's going to get me a real baby donkey.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

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« Reply #684 on: June 09, 2009, 07:22:19 AM »
Dan has been going around telling folks that he is HOT! But he doesn't mean temperature!  :rofl;
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #685 on: June 09, 2009, 07:59:11 AM »
Does anyone know why Willow is going to  Mass?  I hope Hwy Patrol doesn't pull her over and check in the trunk.
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« Reply #686 on: June 09, 2009, 08:09:45 AM »
Checking the trunck would be a trick since we are driving a pick-up!  :rofl;

Dan is planning on stealing Slywalker's avatar. He has sworn that nobody else on IHS can have and a**.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #687 on: June 09, 2009, 11:25:02 AM »
I could never tell a lie about Aleta.  After all she is the mother of my oldest child.
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« Reply #688 on: June 09, 2009, 11:34:57 AM »
DW is a closet Republican!    :yahoo;
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #689 on: June 09, 2009, 11:39:20 AM »
Not too far off I guess.  I did vote for John McCain this time around but right after God got me back by sending this Kidney failure on me.  That'll teach me.

I think Rerun is an actual Republican...  She don't like donkies.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

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« Reply #690 on: June 09, 2009, 12:02:32 PM »
DW is actually Hugh Hefner...and he is exhausted!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

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« Reply #691 on: June 09, 2009, 12:43:01 PM »
Glitter is Hugh Hefners secret Girlfriend
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« Reply #692 on: June 09, 2009, 04:28:05 PM »
Tinah is really Hugh Hefners jealous wife and she has hired Adam to torture glitter by stealing all her glitter!!!
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Don't take your organs to heaven.  Heaven knows we need them here.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #693 on: June 09, 2009, 04:42:52 PM »
del's bunny costume won't fit anymore
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« Reply #694 on: June 09, 2009, 05:01:56 PM »
crawford has a cute little ass --- (donkey)
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« Reply #695 on: June 09, 2009, 05:33:31 PM »
twirl pays money to look at dw's cute little ass!!!!  LOL!!!  :rofl; :rofl;
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Don't take your organs to heaven.  Heaven knows we need them here.
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« Reply #696 on: June 09, 2009, 07:31:18 PM »
del wants to see it too!!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

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nephrectomy april13,2006
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« Reply #697 on: June 09, 2009, 07:40:48 PM »
Glitter has an "ass" as a pet.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #698 on: June 09, 2009, 08:09:10 PM »
Adam wants DW's pet ass.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #699 on: June 10, 2009, 05:20:43 AM »
kitkatz is really the tooth farie...... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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