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« Reply #525 on: May 26, 2009, 06:28:24 AM »
Glitter is gonna run for the first Female President of the U.S.A.
NO, forget that, come to the U.K an be our Prime Minister PLEASE,,,,,,,,,,,,PRETTY PLEASE.
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« Reply #526 on: May 26, 2009, 06:33:42 AM »
Celtic Warrior wears a skirt and nothing under it!

                                   :rofl;
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« Reply #527 on: May 26, 2009, 06:35:13 AM »
you PEEKED :shy;
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« Reply #528 on: May 26, 2009, 06:57:13 AM »
Quote from: okarol on May 25, 2009, 01:03:24 PM

Rerun is the admin for a website called ilovedialysis.com

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
That was precious!!!! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #529 on: May 26, 2009, 07:03:08 AM »
Celtic Warrior is a clog dancer (careful with that skirt lifting!)
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« Reply #530 on: May 26, 2009, 08:29:24 AM »
Bajanne grows 1000 acres of Elephant Garlic and is making a killing at it.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #531 on: May 26, 2009, 02:05:38 PM »
G-Ma uses the elephant garlic as a deodorant.
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« Reply #532 on: May 26, 2009, 02:08:44 PM »
Twirl did work at the Chicken Ranch in LaGrange Texas... Even though she claims she didn't know what it was....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

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« Reply #533 on: May 26, 2009, 02:44:00 PM »
dwcrawford shaved his head and legs so he could go cliff diving in Mexico with the cute cliff divers.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #534 on: May 26, 2009, 04:39:29 PM »
Kitkatz used her light saber to push DW off the cliff the first time.
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« Reply #535 on: May 26, 2009, 04:44:55 PM »
crawford   notice how he always has asses for his avatar ?  what's with that ?

I know the Chicken Ranch was a whorehouse --
Willowtreewren was the interior decorator for each room with a different theme --
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« Reply #536 on: May 26, 2009, 06:34:36 PM »
Twirl was going to enter a convent. The Sisters of the Maryjorettes.
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« Reply #537 on: May 26, 2009, 06:41:33 PM »
Ramona was the Head Sister of said Convent and flunked twirling in HS...Burned the principle with her flaming baton.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #538 on: May 26, 2009, 06:53:06 PM »
G-Ma watches people because she is looking for her long lost Mowhawk endowed boyfriend to show up one day and sweep her off her feet with his hair.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #539 on: May 27, 2009, 11:31:17 AM »
Kitkatz serves her guest   Tuna Noodle Surprise
the surprise is that she uses cat food tuna ;musicalnote;
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« Reply #540 on: May 27, 2009, 11:35:07 AM »
Twirl has been stealing cat food from David to develop a new "flavor" of cat food tuna for KitKatz' Tuna Noodle Surprise.  :clap;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #541 on: May 27, 2009, 11:42:47 AM »
willowtreewren  - gave kitkatz her secret recipe for chocolate covered chicken feet
                         kitkatz serves it for dessert with her tuna noodle surprise
                         and serves milk to drink
                       
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« Reply #542 on: May 27, 2009, 11:54:15 AM »
Twirl is collecting giant helium balloons so she can tie them to her lawnchair and get airborne.
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« Reply #543 on: May 27, 2009, 03:41:20 PM »
Jbeany keeps her cat locked ina little glass box in a book shelf.  Animal rights people have been called.  She even shows off this cruelty in her avatar! 
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008.  Now on PD with a cycler.  Working very part time - teaching music.  Love it.  Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #544 on: May 27, 2009, 04:01:13 PM »
Hanify rented those good looking people in her avatar to make us jealous
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« Reply #545 on: May 27, 2009, 04:11:06 PM »
Kim is actually a dog thief.  She steals the dogs and sells them to the circus!!!
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« Reply #546 on: May 27, 2009, 04:14:09 PM »
Quote from: jbeany on May 27, 2009, 11:54:15 AM
Twirl is collecting giant helium balloons so she can tie them to her lawnchair and get airborne.

I would if the balloon and lawnchair would stay airborne!!!!!!!!!  :waving;

Del -- used 1,009 cans of fake snow for her avatar - the train was the most difficult to cover  :stressed;
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« Reply #547 on: May 27, 2009, 04:18:09 PM »
Nope that is real snow twirl LOL!!

Twirl is headed to Newfoundland in her airbourne lawn chair!!!  Everyone will notice her along the way with the hundreds of balloons holding her up!!
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« Reply #548 on: May 27, 2009, 04:19:38 PM »
Hey I just saw Twirl flying over ma house on her way to you Del HI TWIRL   :waving; :waving; :waving;
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« Reply #549 on: May 27, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »
correction --- 1000's and 1000's of balloons  -- each one a hot air balloon

Del  & Kimmie ----- could not wait until Christmas Eve -- they got the onion dip out and ate Cheeto Jesus
        while the looked at the baby Jesus cloud kimmie provided in another thread
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