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« Reply #550 on: May 27, 2009, 04:26:48 PM »
twirl picked up kimmie on the way and they are headed to my house for some squid rings (deep fried squid in batter)!!  Twirl will be be leaving tomorrow morning to travel to the North Pole to meet Santa!!!
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« Reply #551 on: May 27, 2009, 04:33:33 PM »
Del is Santa agent (Hollywood style!!)
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« Reply #552 on: May 27, 2009, 04:53:44 PM »
Kim is organizing a labor union for the elves in Santa's sweatshop. . .I mean workshop.   
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« Reply #553 on: May 27, 2009, 05:29:01 PM »
David is the head elf...he designed the purple dinosaur......
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #554 on: May 27, 2009, 06:53:32 PM »
G-Ma got out the shot gun and was taking wild pot shots at Twirl's balloon loaded lawn chair.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #555 on: May 28, 2009, 01:48:12 AM »
and I fell out of the sky and landed on Kitkatz

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« Reply #556 on: May 28, 2009, 05:36:00 AM »
Twirl has a huge collection of Cheetos that resemble IHD members.
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« Reply #557 on: May 28, 2009, 08:32:41 AM »
cherpep secretly wants to BE a cheeto
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« Reply #558 on: May 28, 2009, 11:56:37 AM »
Glitter likes to lick the cheese off of the Cheetos and then put them back in the bag.
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« Reply #559 on: May 28, 2009, 11:59:15 AM »
David's cat is really just a bunch of cheetos taped together
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #560 on: May 28, 2009, 04:02:11 PM »
Adam W    dresses like the Cheeto Cheeta when he rides his scooter   
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« Reply #561 on: May 28, 2009, 04:54:24 PM »
Twirl was actually the mascot at the Aggie football games last year!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #562 on: May 28, 2009, 05:31:30 PM »
Twirl tried to steal Bevo and take him to an Aggie game.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #563 on: May 28, 2009, 06:56:59 PM »
dw and kitkat are having a torrid online affair, and are e-mailing each other pictures of themselves dressed in clown outfits.
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« Reply #564 on: May 29, 2009, 06:22:37 AM »
Jbeany is the photographer of the clown pictures.   :pics;
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« Reply #565 on: May 29, 2009, 06:32:47 AM »
David lost the spelling bee to a girl....
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #566 on: May 29, 2009, 03:28:17 PM »
DW needs to improve his clown outfits or I am not going to continue the affair with him!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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Photo is Jenna - after Disneyland - 1988

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« Reply #567 on: May 30, 2009, 12:19:27 AM »

Kitkatz reveals the secret affair in this month's People magazine.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
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« Reply #568 on: May 30, 2009, 03:16:25 AM »
kitkatz and crawford - The Affair of the Year  - is bigger news than Jon and Kate Make Eight -

Kitkatz and Crawford Make as many children as can come out of a little clown car
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« Reply #569 on: May 30, 2009, 05:14:57 AM »
Twirl has a stunt double in her avatar, she is a "pretender" when it comes to twirling!
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« Reply #570 on: May 30, 2009, 08:07:44 AM »
Kimcanada is thinking about getting a new clown suit. 
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« Reply #571 on: May 30, 2009, 08:43:48 AM »
David's avatar is really a self portrait.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #572 on: May 30, 2009, 08:58:29 AM »
Adam  you should know you painted it for him  ;)
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #573 on: May 30, 2009, 09:44:31 AM »
Mandy is going to give me on of those babies....oh, I forgot, they are big kids now.  Forget it!
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« Reply #574 on: May 30, 2009, 09:50:07 AM »
crawford is looking at all his ass related avatars so he can add a new one everyone three days to keep us in suspense

he has the world's largest collection of ass pictures -- it is a world record
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