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« Reply #575 on: May 30, 2009, 09:54:13 AM »
Twirl told me to post a "sweet Ass" so I googled Images of Sweet Ass.  Its enough to give this old man heart failure (especially since they worked on my heat rate just this week).

Bottom line, Twirl is trying to kill me.
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« Reply #576 on: May 30, 2009, 10:13:37 AM »
DW is James Bond!
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« Reply #577 on: May 30, 2009, 11:21:08 AM »
Romona is a James Bond Girl!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #578 on: May 30, 2009, 03:51:04 PM »
Kitkatz will be turning her students' essays into the next James Bond movie.
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« Reply #579 on: May 30, 2009, 03:52:39 PM »
The only think aleta wants f rom James Bond are severl dry martinis... stirred.
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« Reply #580 on: May 30, 2009, 04:26:02 PM »
Dan has so little musical ability that even his heart can't keep the beat
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Changed to CAPD in April 2008.  Now on PD with a cycler.  Working very part time - teaching music.  Love it.  Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #581 on: May 30, 2009, 04:29:41 PM »
Hanify lives a secret double life as the leader of her local Hell's Angel's motorcycle club.  She hides the tattoos the rest of the time.
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« Reply #582 on: May 30, 2009, 04:54:22 PM »
JBeany goes fishing in an ice shack out on Lake Michigan every winter.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #583 on: May 30, 2009, 05:22:47 PM »
Kitkatz is her fishing buddy!!!
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« Reply #584 on: May 30, 2009, 05:24:22 PM »
del  really lives in sunny florida and photoshops the snow into her pictures!
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« Reply #585 on: May 30, 2009, 11:42:37 PM »
Glitter puts glitter on EVERYTHING!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #586 on: May 30, 2009, 11:46:29 PM »
Kitkatz puts on nothing until she has to go to dialysis!

                                          :rofl;
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« Reply #587 on: May 31, 2009, 06:17:44 AM »
And Rerun wears nothing but fish nets and high heels to dialysis...
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« Reply #588 on: May 31, 2009, 07:15:36 AM »
Dan installed a video monitor at Rerun's clinic!  :rofl;
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« Reply #589 on: May 31, 2009, 07:35:51 AM »
Aleta constantly begs me for the tapes.....
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« Reply #590 on: May 31, 2009, 07:42:18 AM »
dw sells those tapes on ebay!!!
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« Reply #591 on: May 31, 2009, 07:54:32 AM »
del is a regular customer.  made lots of money off her.
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« Reply #592 on: May 31, 2009, 09:50:21 AM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 31, 2009, 06:17:44 AM
And Rerun wears nothing but fish nets and high heels to dialysis...

ask about her avatar before the Rerun Snoopy character ...... maybe she will show you

crawford -- is gonna' illustrate a crawfish butt  - who knew they had one -- he majored in
               Buttology at University of Houston  - if you have a butt question ask Dr.Dan Crawford -
               He will also answer to Professor Crawford
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« Reply #593 on: May 31, 2009, 09:52:58 AM »
Twirl sucks Crawfish heads and tails.
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« Reply #594 on: May 31, 2009, 09:58:16 AM »
I do     the brains are the best part    :cheer: 

Crawford is the man who wears the crawfish costume during Conroe's Catfish Festival in Oct of every year
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« Reply #595 on: May 31, 2009, 10:01:14 AM »
Twirl puts on a short sexy shirt and sells fried catfish and hush puppies at the Catfish Festival......

I'm a selling CATFISH.   Wanna buy some CATFISH!
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« Reply #596 on: May 31, 2009, 02:33:21 PM »
DW stands for Dwayne Wayne, but DW doesn't want anyone to know.
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« Reply #597 on: May 31, 2009, 02:35:57 PM »
No worse than what he grew up with... try "Danny Wayne" lol 

Baja... wouldn't know a chicken friend steak if one bit her....
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« Reply #598 on: May 31, 2009, 04:53:04 PM »
Dan took that chicken and fried it to a stake.
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« Reply #599 on: May 31, 2009, 05:09:33 PM »
Willow doesn't even know how much chicken to put in a chicken fried steak (stake)
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