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« Reply #500 on: May 24, 2009, 09:31:58 PM »
Adam_W likes to cook naughty birthday cakes  >:D
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #501 on: May 24, 2009, 09:59:42 PM »
Glitter orders Adam's naughty cakes regularly!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #502 on: May 24, 2009, 11:44:53 PM »
Kitkaz was just given a special award from her health insurance carrier for being the most healthy of all their insured!  Congratulations Kitkatz!   :clap;
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #503 on: May 25, 2009, 02:53:16 AM »
kellyt   the t stand for tires -
kellytires  - she has never had a thing go wrong with tires while she is in the vehicle
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« Reply #504 on: May 25, 2009, 08:33:24 AM »
twirl eats toothpaste
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #505 on: May 25, 2009, 08:51:25 AM »
glitter likes to drink shaving cream.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #506 on: May 25, 2009, 08:56:14 AM »
Adamw make a mean mojito.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #507 on: May 25, 2009, 09:36:07 AM »
Kitkatz teaches a night class called "Women & Guns".
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« Reply #508 on: May 25, 2009, 01:03:24 PM »

Rerun is the admin for a website called ilovedialysis.com
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #509 on: May 25, 2009, 02:38:20 PM »
okarol was rerun's first member...
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #510 on: May 25, 2009, 04:41:17 PM »
Jess's avatar is her pet donkey
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« Reply #511 on: May 25, 2009, 05:14:27 PM »
kimcanada is the former Canadian ambassador to Honduras.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #512 on: May 25, 2009, 05:18:48 PM »
David cannot get a win on the "Last post wins" thread. He is too slow!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #513 on: May 25, 2009, 05:22:35 PM »
kitkatz is writing the next novel for grown-ups  ( you know what I mean ) she uses all the big words David13 uses in the silly word thread
this is not for anyone under 35........ :sir ken; :bandance; ;D >:D :wine; :shy;   XXX    XXX   XXX
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« Reply #514 on: May 25, 2009, 05:27:12 PM »
Quote from: kimcanada on May 25, 2009, 04:41:17 PM
Jess's avatar is her pet donkey
I wish!

Twirl puts sushi on her batton...
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #515 on: May 25, 2009, 05:30:17 PM »
Jess21 is on a new show on Bravo -
Run Way for the stylish donkeys -
she designs clothes for the donkeys with style
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« Reply #516 on: May 25, 2009, 05:52:23 PM »
Twirl has been modeling the donkey clothes that Jess makes!
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #517 on: May 25, 2009, 05:53:45 PM »
Quote from: willowtreewren on May 25, 2009, 05:52:23 PM
Twirl has been modeling the donkey clothes that Jess makes!

that is not nice 

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« Reply #518 on: May 25, 2009, 05:57:11 PM »
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that is not nice 

But I expected you to have a snappy comeback about me and the donkey clothes.  :cuddle;

Forgive?  :(
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #519 on: May 25, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »
I did not say it wasn't true  :rofl;  I said it wasn't nice    :waving;

I can not think of anything  :o  darn it

willowtreewren dated Francis the Talking Mule          you may not know what I am talking about
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« Reply #520 on: May 25, 2009, 06:25:49 PM »
Twirl was jealous of Willow's liaison with Francis and joined the Army to break them up.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #521 on: May 25, 2009, 06:44:20 PM »
Willowtreewren got pregnant with a leprechaun's baby from her liason with Francis
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #522 on: May 25, 2009, 06:46:39 PM »
Glitter tried to kidnap Willows baby because she wanted to carry Leprechaun's baby.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #523 on: May 25, 2009, 09:31:25 PM »
Manda has amassed a thousand piece collection of balloon animals.
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« Reply #524 on: May 25, 2009, 11:00:17 PM »
jbeany really stands for 'jumping bean woman'
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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