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« Reply #650 on: July 02, 2011, 01:15:46 AM »
I wish... this thread never died
any takers ?  :sir ken;
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To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #651 on: July 02, 2011, 08:04:54 AM »
granted, but then u have to keep playing forever, doing nothing else, but playing this game ;)
 
I wish I had taco bell here in my town!
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« Reply #652 on: July 02, 2011, 09:03:26 AM »
Granted, but because of the state of the economy, you are forced to work there.

I wish I could stop dialysis for three months and be able to travel where I wanted.
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« Reply #653 on: July 02, 2011, 05:24:05 PM »
granted, but u must travel on foot.

I wish I could lose more weight
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« Reply #654 on: July 02, 2011, 10:26:36 PM »
(I had never seen this thread before!!  This is brilliant!).

Granted, but then you'd have to spend a lot of money buying a whole new "skinny" wardrobe.

I wish someone would do my gardening for me.
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« Reply #655 on: July 03, 2011, 02:58:10 AM »
Moosey granted but all your veggies taste like moldy cheese and flowers smell like dirty feet!

I wish that I would win the lottery!
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #656 on: July 03, 2011, 06:32:08 PM »
granted, but u get a series of speeding tickets on the way to cashing it, and after that and taxes, ur left with only a few dollars.
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« Reply #657 on: July 04, 2011, 09:00:50 AM »
You forgot to wish!!
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« Reply #658 on: July 04, 2011, 09:01:37 AM »
haha oops, my laptop must have eaten it!

i WISH that I had a desktop computer!!
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« Reply #659 on: July 04, 2011, 09:10:59 AM »
Granted, but then you find you are never home to get to use it.

I wish today was a holiday here!
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« Reply #660 on: July 04, 2011, 03:04:13 PM »
It is a holiday there, now you have spent all of your money on fireworks and food, no money left for the rest of the month and it is only July 4.

I wish that this new puppy would calm down and learn some manners fast!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #661 on: September 12, 2011, 09:25:08 AM »
Your puppy is a fast learner. He calms down because he learns manners but now he corrects YOU when you forget your manners!
I wish Summer would never end.
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« Reply #662 on: September 23, 2011, 11:58:37 PM »
In fact, summer never does end, but the hot hot days and steamy nights make you decide to move to Alaska.
I wish my tomato plants had lots of fruit.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #663 on: September 24, 2011, 06:26:32 AM »
Granted, but now your neighbours are coming in droves to get tomatoes and you have no time to enjoy them.
I wish I mraculously got to attend the reunion in Las Vegas!
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« Reply #664 on: September 24, 2011, 01:04:32 PM »
Granted.   >:D   You arrive early and while waiting for everyone to show up, you lose all your spending money on a "hunch" at the Roulette wheel! 
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« Reply #665 on: September 24, 2011, 02:56:41 PM »

CebuShan - now you make a wish!
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #666 on: September 24, 2011, 04:05:25 PM »
    :oops;   I forgot!
I wish I had more than 1 bathroom!   :lol;
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« Reply #667 on: September 28, 2011, 11:52:49 PM »
Granted, but the plumber forgot to put in running water.

I wish I could be a contestent on The Price is Right.
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« Reply #668 on: September 29, 2011, 05:38:02 AM »
Granted but you spend the rest of you life being pursued by Bob Barker who runs after you shouting,"Come On Down!"      I Wish I spoke better Finnish
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« Reply #669 on: October 31, 2012, 05:22:32 PM »
Granted but now you Voi puhua Englanti kieltä
I wish I had a new rear tire for my motorcycle
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To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #670 on: October 31, 2012, 06:40:20 PM »
granted, but it's 4 sizes too small so your motorcycle looks like a clown bike.

I wish I had a personal masseuse...
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1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
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« Reply #671 on: October 31, 2012, 07:19:16 PM »
Granted but your personal masseuse speaks only Finnish and keeps thinking you are asking to have your vertebrae realigned (without anesthesea)

I wish I had a thoroughbred racehorse
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« Reply #672 on: October 31, 2012, 08:27:21 PM »
but it's a three-legged horse....

sure this one's been done many times before, but I wish I had a kidney transplant....
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ESRD 22 years
  -PD for 18 months
  -Transplant 10 years
  -PD for 8 years
  -NxStage since October 2011
Healthy people may look upon me as weak because of my illness, but my illness has given me strength that they can't begin to imagine.

Always look on the bright side of life...
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« Reply #673 on: October 31, 2012, 09:38:16 PM »
granted, but it came from an enchanted elf donor and will last forever, but you are now going to sing "it's a small world after all" over and over and over. For as long as you live.

I wish I could cure my cold
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
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« Reply #674 on: November 01, 2012, 08:36:54 AM »
smcd53, so did mine but I'd still like another.  Your cure fit the cold is eating raw frogs. iwish that my house would miraculously clean and tidy itself.
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  -Transplant 10 years
  -PD for 8 years
  -NxStage since October 2011
Healthy people may look upon me as weak because of my illness, but my illness has given me strength that they can't begin to imagine.

Always look on the bright side of life...
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