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« Reply #700 on: November 11, 2012, 03:03:30 AM »
you did but it was stolen.

i wish i had a big gulp of cola right now (haha i dont wish it, i had it beside me :P) *taking a little sip*
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« Reply #701 on: November 11, 2012, 11:05:08 PM »
Granted but the lid won't come off and the straw is glued shut!

I wish it wasn't snowing right now!   :snowman;
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« Reply #702 on: November 18, 2012, 08:12:17 PM »
It's not snowing because it has changed to freezing rain instead

I wish I could take a vacation in Tahiti
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« Reply #703 on: November 19, 2012, 10:18:13 AM »
Granted, but your  luggage goes to Atlanta.


I wish I had a car.
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« Reply #704 on: November 19, 2012, 02:52:26 PM »
Wish granted, but it is a gas guzzler and you can't afford to drive it!  :rofl;

I wish someone would fix dinner for me.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #705 on: November 20, 2012, 04:17:06 PM »
wish granted- but your dinner was a little burnt.


I wish my cat would learn to speak.
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« Reply #706 on: November 20, 2012, 04:59:55 PM »
Now your cat is following you around incessently saying "Is it time to eat yet?" "I want to go out now" "Please change my litter box again, it's been a whole HALF-HOUR since the last time" "Why did you have me fixed?".

I wish I had a maid.
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« Reply #707 on: November 25, 2012, 02:47:06 PM »
She shows up as a "Merry Maid" and sings jingle bells incessantly, even though it was June when she arrived!


I wish I understood SpongeBob.
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« Reply #708 on: November 25, 2012, 05:54:57 PM »
you now understand spongebob- and you became dumber then a stick-lol

I wish vegetables tasted better....
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« Reply #709 on: November 27, 2012, 04:35:50 AM »
Granted, but now you've lost your taste for ice cream. 

I wish it were Saturday.
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« Reply #710 on: November 27, 2012, 03:57:24 PM »
Granted, but its the same Saturday over and over again

I wish I could sing 
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« Reply #711 on: November 27, 2012, 09:04:50 PM »
You can sing, but now you always have to sing for your supper.

I wish I had personal trainer.
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« Reply #712 on: November 28, 2012, 07:23:48 AM »
Yes, but your personal trainer is a sadist. 

I wish I had a bigger house.

Quote from: okarol on November 27, 2012, 09:04:50 PM
You can sing, but now you always have to sing for your supper.

I wish I had personal trainer.
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« Reply #713 on: November 28, 2012, 11:37:16 AM »
Done deal, but your house is always a huge mess you have to clean

I wish for a new sports car
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« Reply #714 on: November 28, 2012, 07:46:58 PM »
You get a new sports car, but the insurance rates are more expensive than a car.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.
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« Reply #715 on: November 29, 2012, 12:46:58 PM »
Granted, but now you have nothing to say.

I wish I didn't have noisy neighbors.
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« Reply #716 on: November 30, 2012, 09:14:49 AM »
you live next door to a cemetary.

I wish I could go on a mediterranian cruise.
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« Reply #717 on: November 30, 2012, 09:57:48 AM »
Granted but its rough seas all the way

I wish it was prettier outside
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« Reply #718 on: December 01, 2012, 04:50:56 PM »
It is absolutely lovely weather outside, but you broke your leg and are laid up INSIDE!

I wish I had a long weekend.
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« Reply #719 on: December 02, 2012, 01:41:15 PM »
Granted, but you are so behind with errands that you will need the extra days just to catch up!

I wish I could lose ten pounds.
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« Reply #720 on: December 02, 2012, 04:28:18 PM »
Your wish is granted, but then you couldn't stop losing and got thinner and thinner until you looked like Twiggy!

I wish all my friends lived closer.
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« Reply #721 on: December 04, 2012, 05:22:30 PM »
Granted, but that is because they are camping out in your yard.

I wish it would snow here for Christmas.
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« Reply #722 on: December 15, 2012, 07:35:48 PM »
It snows alright, it just won't stop. Deepest snowfall in history!

I wish I had more time.
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She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #723 on: December 17, 2012, 03:01:29 PM »
Granted but now you are totally bored!

I wish someone else would clean the dog poop out of my yard!
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« Reply #724 on: December 17, 2012, 03:12:25 PM »
Granted, they cleaned it out of your yard and put it on your porch!  :rofl; :rofl;

I wish I didn't have to watch my diet.
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