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« Reply #625 on: October 01, 2008, 10:25:19 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on September 30, 2008, 05:56:09 PM
Blam! You know know what Hammerfall is!  Hammerfall has decided your house in the venue for their next concert!


I wish Texas was not so darn far away!

Hey Kit, that's not the current HF lineup. Stefan Elmgren, the guitarist (guy with the shaved head) is no longer in the band. He's been replaced by Pontus Norgren
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« Reply #626 on: October 01, 2008, 05:31:02 PM »
What can I say the net is backlogged on Hammerfall.
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« Reply #627 on: October 01, 2008, 08:33:20 PM »
hammerFall   I am their number one fan now
I love dudes with long hair
Kitsune---- come over
ha ha
you know one day they will do a concert at the Woodlands

I'm not sure which wish to corrupt
so I wish I was a HammerFall groupie
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« Reply #628 on: October 01, 2008, 09:01:00 PM »
Quote from: twirl on October 01, 2008, 08:33:20 PM
hammerFall   I am their number one fan now
I love dudes with long hair
Kitsune---- come over
ha ha
you know one day they will do a concert at the Woodlands

I'm not sure which wish to corrupt
so I wish I was a HammerFall groupie

Granted, but since HammerFall (and most power metal bands) do not do the whole groupie thing, you become despondent and try out for "Rock Of Love With Bret Michaels" and end up the new Mrs. Bret Michaels.

I wish I was Steve Plunkett, so I could reform Autograph.
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« Reply #629 on: October 02, 2008, 03:41:08 AM »
Wish granted.  But nobody comes to your first concert because they have never heard of Steve Plunkett or Autograph.

I wish I wasn't so old so I knew who the hell you were talking about!!!
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« Reply #630 on: October 02, 2008, 06:13:12 AM »
OMG, Lucinda, that is exactly what I was going to wish so you do understand what she is talking about but you are so into Billy Ray Cyrus---
you do not care :rofl;
( what about Simply Red and Pink Floyd and U2)

I wish I could sing "I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that" ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote;
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« Reply #631 on: October 02, 2008, 02:45:39 PM »
Wish granted but you have to do a duet with Billy Ray Cyrus.....My Achy Breaky Kidney!!!!

I wish I could meet Twirl....but not when she is singing with Billy Ray Cyrus!!
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« Reply #632 on: October 07, 2008, 10:44:39 AM »

Wish granted... but you have to wear your boots and ten-gallon hat on the plane to Texas.


I wish I had lots of money to gamble in Vegas.
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« Reply #633 on: October 07, 2008, 12:28:21 PM »
I wish I had lots of money to gamble in Vegas. granted but the 10 bags of nickels you will win you will have to carry home on the plane

I wish I had a new maserati
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« Reply #634 on: October 07, 2008, 01:07:05 PM »


Granted, and then you pick up some gorgeous blonde, get married, have 2 kids... and then she files for divorce and takes your maserati.

I wish I could learn to drive a 18 wheeler.
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« Reply #635 on: October 07, 2008, 03:57:08 PM »
10-4 good buddy but then you would have to haul pigs to slaughter

I wish dinner was a big BBQ pork sandwich
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« Reply #636 on: October 07, 2008, 04:20:56 PM »
Quote from: boxman55 on October 07, 2008, 03:57:08 PM
10-4 good buddy but then you would have to haul pigs to slaughter

I wish dinner was a big BBQ pork sandwich

Granted, but your sandwich is stolen by a local mutt who eats it instantly...right in front of you.

I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish I were a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I'd call her.
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« Reply #637 on: October 08, 2008, 01:12:33 AM »
Granted. But now you are so tall you can't fit inside any buildings.

I wish I could give the world a Coke.
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« Reply #638 on: October 09, 2008, 10:02:28 AM »
GRANTED, but then the sodium benzoate found in the coke causes all of the children who drink it to become completely hyperactive, forcing all of the parents who have to deal with them to ban the consumption of this cold, refreshing product at a national level. 

I wish all the phosphorus could be removed from macaroni and cheese.....
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« Reply #639 on: October 09, 2008, 11:04:54 AM »
granted but then you would be stuck eating the box instead

I wish I could just get on a plane and fly to Vegas for this weekend's get together
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« Reply #640 on: October 09, 2008, 08:05:58 PM »
Granted however we leave you with the hotel bill and dinner check!



I wish you all could be in Vegas this weekend!
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« Reply #641 on: October 09, 2008, 08:19:31 PM »
granted you are in Las Vegas but you are a teacher so you will be teaching and demonstrating
naked pole dancing and somersaults -- naked somersaults-- that is
you will have a busy time
but the tips you make will be awesome


I wish I could spell bettar
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« Reply #642 on: October 10, 2008, 01:54:45 PM »
Quote from: twirl on October 09, 2008, 08:19:31 PM
granted you are in Las Vegas but you are a teacher so you will be teaching and demonstrating
naked pole dancing and somersaults -- naked somersaults-- that is
you will have a busy time
but the tips you make will be awesome


I wish I could spell bettar


Granted, but "bettar", which is not a real word is the only word you can spell from now on, and so you are forced back into kindergarten to learn to spell.

I wish I had a pet hedgehog.
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« Reply #643 on: October 10, 2008, 04:27:18 PM »
granted but because of the economy you put him on the Weber

I wish I had a good looking maid
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« Reply #644 on: October 11, 2008, 12:32:33 AM »
put your pet hedgehog on the weber   :puke;  :puke;  :puke;  :puke;
( I have a big cowdog)
granted you have a good looking maid, he   :puke;  he is Narcissus

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« Reply #645 on: October 12, 2008, 12:24:13 AM »
Quote from: twirl on October 11, 2008, 12:32:33 AM
put your pet hedgehog on the weber   :puke;  :puke;  :puke;  :puke;
( I have a big cowdog)
granted you have a good looking maid, he   :puke;  he is Narcissus

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Ok, but what is your wish?

Mine is I wish Henkka and Bosley (our cats) would behave better.
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« Reply #646 on: October 12, 2008, 08:37:15 AM »
granted but now they sneak out at nite and party with the neighbors

I wish I had all my hair back
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« Reply #647 on: October 12, 2008, 12:37:14 PM »
granted Dear Boxman, but people mistake you for those geico cave men ( insurance )


I wish I was not so depressed right now
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« Reply #648 on: October 13, 2008, 07:17:20 AM »
Granted, but now you are annoying even yourself because you're too perky.

I wish I had a nice fresh fall donut and some apple cider right now.
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« Reply #649 on: October 13, 2008, 02:35:27 PM »
you can only have donuts in the fall
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