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« Reply #425 on: April 22, 2008, 04:00:04 PM »

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« Reply #426 on: April 22, 2008, 04:00:40 PM »

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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #427 on: April 22, 2008, 04:01:25 PM »


with Amanda and
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #428 on: April 22, 2008, 04:12:53 PM »

Kit who was
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #429 on: April 22, 2008, 04:14:19 PM »

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« Reply #430 on: April 22, 2008, 04:14:54 PM »


perusing the merchandise.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #431 on: April 22, 2008, 04:24:13 PM »

When she felt
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« Reply #432 on: April 22, 2008, 04:25:25 PM »

the pokadot
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #433 on: April 22, 2008, 04:27:09 PM »

dress  pinch  her
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« Reply #434 on: April 22, 2008, 04:28:36 PM »

not a very
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #435 on: April 22, 2008, 04:30:45 PM »

hard  for  her
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« Reply #436 on: April 22, 2008, 05:00:26 PM »

because it became
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« Reply #437 on: April 22, 2008, 05:36:46 PM »

a large lobster
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« Reply #438 on: April 22, 2008, 06:14:38 PM »

Chapter 1 is here http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=7935.msg118717#msg118717

Chapter 2
The Death of Dr. Phil
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Panda silently entered
. He crept toward the stunning expensive gold  painted  gondola with bad intentions. Only to realize someone else was groping Dr. Phil.

It was Rosie by Jackson Browne he was singing
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks delivered
cases of beer for the circus clowns
who always showed up
whenever they were performing in town

oh sweet Rosie
you and me always laughing sweetly
under the loading of the bus


... the song trails off into darkness.

Dr. Phil turned to the clowns grinning manically he punched a red nosed floppy footed big mouth toe-tapping yellow garter wearing Godfather.  He was dead by morning.

Dr. Phil was never missed, except every tenth anniversary. When faithful followers dug up his bones and danced the macarena, chanting
"Do, Run, Run"
"Do, Run, Run"
"Tell me your hat size Columbo"
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Meanwhile, the Panda took her clothes off, so that she  could  sunbake her little red pizza oven. Startled easily, the omnivorous stripped off her Panda's Secrets garments holster, knife sheath, and helmet while a hazy cloud painted her eighty-second superfluous nipple, teal.

Satisfied, she turned to confront Zoltron whose cold stare falls upon Myrtle as she embraces the handsome, evil iguana wearing a very curious expression.

Mean while Lester the ever cleaver test tube tester looked in his wallet but unfortunately everything was gone even his tester so he called for an end to break dancing.

The fire alarm sent Zoltron, Myrtle and barbie running out the side portal, becoming weightless. "hey!" "how did we eat this cheese?" eating it without first taking binders.  Damn!  We're so likely to be ........... banned from IHD Banned, banned, banned!

Panda no longer needed the silencer, so he tossed up his cookies immediately. Midnight struck as Panda transformed in  to a chubby, charming little three toed periwinkle blue-eyed nymph. "My bad",  hollered Myrtle, as she munched dog biscuits extra large biscuits, while watching her waistline expand. Above she would imagine Voltron circling aimlessly. He just couldn't convince himself to walk to the potapotty, he really had to go the lucky bastard.

Myrtle walked toward the blazing blue Volkswagen parked near the pink striped volunteer hospital girl who applied ointment that smelled suspiciously like cotton candy. It was puffy and pink, with oodles and oodles of sticky, sugary honey bees covered in beer batter. She opened the bottle of exotic toilet water and drank it down.  get toilet paper quickly, I need a mad hat.

Feeling dizzy, she crashed head first into a quiche that melted her wax teeth into the form of a bowling ball. Her face hurt.

Panda now morphed into Ninja Panda and headed for a panda pajama party in Australia with Amanda and Kit who was in Victoria Secret's perusing the merchandise. When she felt the pokadot dress  pinch  her not a very hard  for  her because it became a large lobster.

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« Reply #439 on: April 22, 2008, 06:43:30 PM »

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« Reply #440 on: April 22, 2008, 06:48:30 PM »

the lobster screamed
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« Reply #441 on: April 22, 2008, 06:51:38 PM »

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« Reply #442 on: April 22, 2008, 07:12:10 PM »

plane take Lobster?"
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« Reply #443 on: April 22, 2008, 07:15:55 PM »

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« Reply #444 on: April 22, 2008, 07:27:42 PM »

"Lobster want vacation"
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« Reply #445 on: April 22, 2008, 07:35:41 PM »

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« Reply #446 on: April 22, 2008, 07:38:45 PM »

island of Aruba
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« Reply #447 on: April 22, 2008, 09:02:55 PM »

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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #448 on: April 22, 2008, 09:09:24 PM »

"Enough!" Panda whirled
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« Reply #449 on: April 22, 2008, 10:17:57 PM »

about, striking Lobster
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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