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Time will tell.. how well he feels when he gets up from his warm igloo and steps outside in his fuzzy rabbit eared pajamas with a hole in his pj's gaping. Reaching for his threaded needle. he accidently punctures a pinprick in his left tooth pick.

Suddenly a bird swooped down toward him. He dive's under the hungry polar bear who reaches out and tickles his nose ring.

Suddenly From underneath the wood pile his big pink claws. are sexy and wet. He tries to wink at the big elephant and get her To use her .. long trunk to empty the pool

"What are you crying about?" said the frigid bear

"vegetarianism" said the large, delicious elephant with broccoli stuck in his behind with no chance of reaching it or salting it . .

"A little help please", said the large, putrid, elephant.

I guess I must come out and dance more to shake, rattle the bars until the cows come back to the funny blue lady who smelled like swamp grass.

Whispering oh they're poppies "look at the pretty pretty flowers!"

Stop! Oh No! You're sitting on a very large purple and red blue eyed fire Montana where heeating hot smokin'

... meanwhile back in Montana where he needed money fast and had no way to get to the fastcash. Without money he'd panhandle the streets or sell his old pick up in exchange for something to eat.

"It's not fair!"

"I want my moment in time!" said the silver dealer.

"Money is hard to come by!" opening his Texas sized hat there were a couple of rattlesnakes hidden inside the secret compartment.

"Gadzooks! what have we gotten ourselves into! how do we kill and eat for dinner tonight these rattlesnakes?

Ouch! Let’s order pizza. With pepperoni and fluffy cotton balls, rocky mountain oysters, hold the anchovies, for ransom then and wear rabbit pjs on our head! And then snickerdoodles in your underpants.

Meanwhile frigid bear was underneath a starry sky, wishing for picnic baskets when he said: “Fried Penguin anyone?”

The penguin said:”No coffee please. I’m caffeine allergic. Instead let’s have ice cream sundaes. Where’s my favorite ice cream toppings?”

“They are in your mouth, silly!”
“Gag, spit puke!”

Bipiddy, bopiddy,bo. OMG what was on the thin crust?

Holy crap it’s Batman.

Who the hell is Batman?

To the Batcave and beyond.

Then we will harvest guano and smoke it. Later while intoxicated let’s skinny dip. Do you think the sky is falling? No. Let’s dance.

Holy crap my swim suit is floating down river on a hotdog which is cold but the bear shits in the roses and eats Sluffbunny and Boxman then Bear gags and coughs up a bunny ball sweeping it under the lady's dress. then she slips on Boxman's arm a silk glove grabs Boxman by his Yorkshire puddings effectively stopping him in his tracks!

meanwhile, back at the big blue brothel, Sluff yell's "Ride my bike, fast and hard just like a bunny with big dreams. Grab my boots and kick up some dust!

The pizza's here and it's Domino's!

Hey! Who hid the burro under the cats bed? The dog, cat=ass. growls and purrs waiting impatiently for Cat-Dog on Nick-at-Night

Big Purple Squirrels join the party.

"When will it rain?, asked the joker in the... adult book section

Soon, I hope.

To sing a happy happy song you'll need some beer and gizzards for the barbeque so my family can chow down. on wieners there genuine, imitation, alligator slabs of meat huge beer kegs but nobody remembered to notify the local temperance union about the incredible amazing, indescribable, giant panda bear who twisted his ankle whilst dancing on the picnic table then along came ..

drunken, flying, monkeys wearing spurs and bright red lipstick as they held gigantic gin bottles tightly.

One screamed OMG torn pantyhose!!! and ruined pedicure!

Slam!! In entered the big white hope, cautiously fingering his furry white and purple boa leaving a trail of Reese's pieces all over the poor panda's ankle.

Looking into his pink looking glass while singing a a Pink Floyd song: "Come in and rock here! My sweet babe....................

No one expected the Pope to dance with Elvis, while blessing the Lindsey's new intervention extra fuzzy mongolian

what!!! you guys must be crazy!! Yes, absolutely crazy...

Morning came early so they tiredly tried to get call Dr.Phil about my blue hankie covered in yellow snot. So he turned without speaking to walk away deviously planning revenge.

Dr. Phil said... revenge only hurts and how is your maternal relationship?

"It sucked", he groaned - remembering the time Mom had dressed him as a hot hooker for Easter dinner and then she found ugly pajamas and wore them with opened fronts and buttoned backside

Dr. Phil sighed grabbing his notebook he flung it hitting his wife while she was practicing her smiling.

Speaking of mothers

Panda silently entered.