Write a story three words at a time

Chapter 1 is here http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=7935.msg118717#msg118717

Chapter 2
The Death of Dr. Phil

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Panda silently entered. He crept toward the stunning expensive gold painted gondola with bad intentions. Only to realize someone else was groping Dr. Phil.

It was Rosie by Jackson Browne he was singing
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks delivered
cases of beer for the circus clowns
who always showed up
whenever they were performing in town

oh sweet Rosie
you and me always laughing sweetly
under the loading of the bus

... the song trails off into darkness.

Dr. Phil turned to the clowns grinning manically he punched a red nosed floppy footed big mouth toe-tapping yellow garter wearing Godfather. He was dead by morning.

Dr. Phil was never missed, except every tenth anniversary. When faithful followers dug up his bones and danced the macarena, chanting
"Do, Run, Run"
"Do, Run, Run"
"Tell me your hat size Columbo".

Meanwhile, the Panda took her clothes off, so that she could sunbake her little red pizza oven. Startled easily, the omnivorous stripped off her Panda's Secrets garments holster, knife sheath, and helmet while a hazy cloud painted her eighty-second superfluous nipple, teal.

Satisfied, she turned to confront Zoltron whose cold stare falls upon Myrtle as she embraces the handsome, evil iguana wearing a very curious expression.

Mean while Lester the ever cleaver test tube tester looked in his wallet but unfortunately everything was gone even his tester so he called for an end to break dancing.

The fire alarm sent Zoltron, Myrtle and barbie running out the side portal, becoming weightless. "hey!" "how did we eat this cheese?" eating it without first taking binders. Damn! We're so likely to be ........... banned from IHD Banned, banned, banned!

Panda no longer needed the silencer, so he tossed up his cookies immediately. Midnight struck as Panda transformed in to a chubby, charming little three toed periwinkle blue-eyed nymph. "My bad", hollered Myrtle, as she munched dog biscuits extra large biscuits, while watching her waistline expand. Above she would imagine Voltron circling aimlessly. He just couldn't convince himself to walk to the potapotty, he really had to go the lucky bastard.

Myrtle walked toward the blazing blue Volkswagen parked near the pink striped volunteer hospital girl who applied ointment that smelled suspiciously like cotton candy. It was puffy and pink, with oodles and oodles of sticky, sugary honey bees covered in beer batter. She opened the bottle of exotic toilet water and drank it down. get toilet paper quickly, I need a mad hat.

Feeling dizzy, she crashed head first into a quiche that melted her wax teeth into the form of a bowling ball. Her face hurt.

Panda now morphed into Ninja Panda and headed for a panda pajama party in Australia with Amanda and Kit who was in Victoria Secret's perusing the merchandise. When she felt the pokadot dress pinch her not a very hard for her because it became a large lobster.