You might be a redneck dialysis patient if.....

[okarol]

 

[Goofy]

......you call an ambulance and they show up in a pick-up truck!

[Chris]

 
You might be a redneck dialysis patient if you convert your lazyboy chair to a V8 stock car, hook your dialysis machine to the back and drive it to

                                           
                       

Did you see in the news where a guy gt pulled over for a DUI driving his lazy boy with a motor?

[sico]

 
You might be a redneck dialysis patient if you convert your lazyboy chair to a V8 stock car, hook your dialysis machine to the back and drive it to

                                           
                       

Did you see in the news where a guy gt pulled over for a DUI driving his lazy boy with a motor?

Yeah i seen that Chris, redneck for sure. He even had a stereo installed in the armchair.

[Stacy Without An E]

...you talk endlessly, to every individual within earshot, about the $20 Wal-Mart Thanksgiving Meal Special.  You tell the nurse.  You scream across the clinic to the charge nurse.  You blabber to the PCT endlessly.

After two treatments, I had to request never to be seated next to this guy again.  The world would be much more pleasant without rednecks.

[Des]

OH no I don't agree.... I love Rednecks... here in SA we have them too. They make life so interesting! We also have the fur on the dash, orange on the aerial types here. 

[Bub]

You might be a redneck dialysis paient if you tell you friends you have to go to dialysis and they think you are going on a trip to Dallas, Texas.

[okarol]

  Hahaha Good one!

[sico]

You might be a redneck if this is your bbq.

[twirl]

alright, Sico, when did you sneak in to get a picture of my backyard grill ---


you might be a redneck if roadkill is your recipe for sushi

[okarol]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if...

     You only go to the dump when you have enough dialysate solution boxes to fill up the pickup.

     You share the dialysis room with a cow and a milking machine.

     Your fistula surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.

[okarol]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if...

  You flirt with the cute tech by saying, "Yer gooder than grits."

[Rerun]

You might be a Redneck Dialysis Patient if you have your NxStage Machine in the cab of your combine so you can continue harvest before it rains.

                   

[Rerun]

If your supplies come by stage coach!

[Stoday]

You reuse the membranes from your old style dialyzer for sausages.

[Riki]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if...

     You only go to the dump when you have enough dialysate solution boxes to fill up the pickup.

um. we used to do this.. but it was't the dump, it was the recycling centre, and it wasn't a pickup, it was a station wagon.. *L*

do you guys mind if I take some of these and put them in a blog post?

[okarol]

do you guys mind if I take some of these and put them in a blog post?

It's ok, but please provide a link back to this thread.

okarol/admin

[kellyt]

OH no I don't agree.... I love Rednecks... here in SA we have them too. They make life so interesting! We also have the fur on the dash, orange on the aerial types here.

In San Antonio, TX you will occasionally see the fur on the dash, but it's not from the rednecks.   

The rednecks have the gun racks and sometimes antlers mounted on the hood of the truck.   

[kellyt]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if when you finally get the call after waiting years, you pass on this kidney because you got a turkey in the fryer and beer in the cooler...

[okarol]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if:

Your NxStage is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.

You use bread twisters instead of clamps on your lines.

Your old car is now considered the main storage unit for your PD supplies.

You can burp loud enough to call the tech at your center.

Your charge nurse has poofy hair, a tank top, tight jeans and is wearing cowboy boots... at work.

[okarol]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if:

You go to dialysis in pajama pants... and you're not on nocturnal.

[kitkatz]

Yuh bring yer shotgun with ya to dialysis cuz you don't want the techs messing with yer needle sticks.

[Stoday]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if:

The nurse asks "Where are you bleeding from?" and you reply "Texas"

[wrenchturningredneck10]

You might be a redneck on dialysis if......

-you whip out your leatherman and fix the blood pressure line from your machine while you have needles in your arm
-you come to to treatment with a head wound during hunting season and the tech asks if bambi kicked you?
-dressing up to go out after dialysis consists of the new camo shirt you got at walmart
-you clean your guns while on the machine(if i was on home hemo....!!)
-you steal the machine alarm for a backup signal for your pickup truck

[okarol]

You might be a redneck dialysis patient if:

This is your nurse.

(From People of Walmart)