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« Reply #475 on: May 23, 2009, 10:31:46 AM »
Its really hard to find high heel shoes in size 12 too....

Manda I  always trying to borrow my shoes but she always stretchee them out too much.
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« Reply #476 on: May 23, 2009, 10:37:05 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Dan is just jelious cause they look better on my feet then his.
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« Reply #477 on: May 23, 2009, 01:03:44 PM »
Mandy is jealous cause my legs are so hot.....
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« Reply #478 on: May 23, 2009, 01:13:23 PM »
Dan got arrested for putting his hot legs into hot pants and parading around Houston's hot section.
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« Reply #479 on: May 23, 2009, 04:15:36 PM »
willowtree was the arresting officer and let him go in exchange for his shoes and hot pants!!
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« Reply #480 on: May 23, 2009, 08:16:50 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 23, 2009, 09:48:01 AM
twirl called me a dirty word.... get her moderators.....

Good for her!  :rofl; You asked for it!  :rofl;


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« Reply #481 on: May 23, 2009, 09:51:00 PM »
Kitkat's favorite set of pajammas is an I Dream of Jeannie harem outfit, complete with the funny hat.
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« Reply #482 on: May 23, 2009, 11:14:22 PM »
jbeany hates to sew!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

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"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #483 on: May 23, 2009, 11:27:25 PM »
kitkatz loves to watch her hate to sew!
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« Reply #484 on: May 24, 2009, 10:20:10 AM »

Jess pilfers paperclips from work.
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« Reply #485 on: May 24, 2009, 10:48:03 AM »
okarol loves home grown turtle soup
she grows her own turtles -
when they feel loved their meat is so tender and tasty
her recipe -
start with your pet turtle
chop his little head off and simmer in soup pot for extra flavor
shell turtle and chop meat
add cilantro and carrots and simmer until done
serve with oyster crackers
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« Reply #486 on: May 24, 2009, 11:18:06 AM »
Quote from: twirl on May 24, 2009, 10:48:03 AM
okarol loves home grown turtle soup


hahaha good thing I have tortoises!

twirl spends her weekends waving a sign, wearing a shark costume, advertising for the local seafood shack
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #487 on: May 24, 2009, 02:16:57 PM »
Karol likes to go to the seafood shack and eat squid.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #488 on: May 24, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
Adam is the official squid sticker at the seafood shack.
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« Reply #489 on: May 24, 2009, 02:40:46 PM »
Wrenchie is the waitress at the seafood shack.
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« Reply #490 on: May 24, 2009, 04:33:55 PM »
Jess21 is training to be a dishwasher at the seafood shack.
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« Reply #491 on: May 24, 2009, 04:38:27 PM »
David is an oyster shucker at the seafood shaque.....
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« Reply #492 on: May 24, 2009, 04:45:24 PM »
DW cleans up the squid entrails at the seafood shack.
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« Reply #493 on: May 24, 2009, 05:15:33 PM »
David steals all the squid from the seafood shaque and takes it home.  Then he sneaks in rubber bands and fries them up and serves them as calamari.
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« Reply #494 on: May 24, 2009, 05:22:06 PM »
DW eats the rubber band calamari with a little soy sauce and a scoop of Blue Bell Vanilla Bean.
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« Reply #495 on: May 24, 2009, 05:25:22 PM »
David13 has 13 orange cats he named after himself
David1
David2
David3
David4
and so on
all the way to the latest one named David13
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« Reply #496 on: May 24, 2009, 05:36:13 PM »
Twirl use to be the Twirl Girl for the Seattle Seahawks!  She would KAUAH while twirling.
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« Reply #497 on: May 24, 2009, 06:16:01 PM »
Quote from: David13 on May 24, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
DW eats the rubber band calamari with a little soy sauce and a scoop of Blue Bell Vanilla Bean.

I have actually eaten squid that tasted like rubber bands when it hasn't been cooked properly!!!

Rerun goes out on a boat and catches the squid for the restaurant!!!  She collects their ink to squirt at the techs she doesn't like!!!

I have caught squid and they squirt their ink at you and make you VERY dirty!!!  It will not wash out of clothes!!
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« Reply #498 on: May 24, 2009, 07:09:13 PM »
Del has started a business of selling squid ink to squirt at techs!
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« Reply #499 on: May 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM »
Hmm, since I dialyze myself, I guess I'd have to squirt the ink at myself. Aleta is in the business of making squid ink makeup.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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