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« Reply #425 on: May 19, 2009, 04:11:11 PM »
Kit reads too much science fiction.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #426 on: May 19, 2009, 04:11:32 PM »
KitKatz...remember when you designed the crown I suggested you use Gorilla Glue....but Nooooo...you knew so much better and used chewing gum.    :rofl;
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #427 on: May 20, 2009, 04:09:51 PM »
G-Ma likes to eat chicken beaks. . . but only with a couple of binders, of course.
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« Reply #428 on: May 20, 2009, 04:38:34 PM »
They are awesome dipped in Chocolate Strawberry Elmer's Glue.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #429 on: May 20, 2009, 04:41:58 PM »
g-ma uses elmer's glue to paste on the pasties for her stripper costume.  sometimes when she really gets to twirling they fall off.
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« Reply #430 on: May 20, 2009, 04:44:04 PM »
OMG...I just fell off my chair laughing..that is one mental image NO ONE wants.   :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;

DW owns all the stripper clubs in the southern US
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #431 on: May 20, 2009, 05:09:23 PM »
G-Ma tried out for American Idol, just to try and get a kiss from Simon. 
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« Reply #432 on: May 20, 2009, 05:45:41 PM »
cherpep runs American Idol.
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-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #433 on: May 20, 2009, 06:37:09 PM »
Adam_W auditioned for American Idol and punched Simon in the nose.
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« Reply #434 on: May 20, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »
Dang it, you saw that? David is chewing on his cat's tail.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #435 on: May 20, 2009, 08:03:38 PM »
AdamW is really working undercover for the FBI as an informant for scooter chop shops.
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« Reply #436 on: May 20, 2009, 09:00:31 PM »
No...Sluff......don't tell....THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! AHHHHH............!

Sluff runs the scooter chop shop (they do Harleys too), and he send his goons after FBI informants.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #437 on: May 21, 2009, 10:22:34 AM »
Adam_W is turned into a mole by Sluff's goons!
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« Reply #438 on: May 21, 2009, 01:22:11 PM »
Glitter got busted buying parts from Sluff's chop shop.
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« Reply #439 on: May 21, 2009, 02:34:52 PM »
willowtreewren  likes to carve motorcycles out of soap in her prison cell.
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« Reply #440 on: May 21, 2009, 03:12:49 PM »
glitter rides the soap motorcycles.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #441 on: May 21, 2009, 03:28:36 PM »
Adam is one of the characters on Yo Gabba Gabba -
the one that looks like an orange pickle
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« Reply #442 on: May 21, 2009, 03:30:22 PM »
Twirl hates Vernon's Kountry Katfish  --  hushpuppies with green tomato relish
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« Reply #443 on: May 21, 2009, 03:37:44 PM »
Kimmie

is going to use a blind fold when she sticks herself     :(
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« Reply #444 on: May 21, 2009, 04:00:14 PM »
Twirl is teaching Kimmie how to stick herself blindfolded.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #445 on: May 21, 2009, 04:12:48 PM »
G-Ma was arrested for doing something she was really good at in public.
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« Reply #446 on: May 21, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »
Kitkatz was part of the embroidery arrest team that collared G-Ma.
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« Reply #447 on: May 21, 2009, 04:55:56 PM »
Aleta's parole has been revoked.  It's back to the big house for her.
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« Reply #448 on: May 21, 2009, 04:57:11 PM »
David and DW turned her in for making pickle pops in the bathroom.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #449 on: May 21, 2009, 04:59:21 PM »
G-Ma stole my secret recipe for pickle pops!
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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