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« Reply #375 on: May 16, 2009, 11:56:46 AM »
twirl is a uncover spy for the CIA.  She was using her teaching career as a cover up.
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« Reply #376 on: May 16, 2009, 12:04:42 PM »
Del is actually the Canadian prime minister.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #377 on: May 16, 2009, 12:20:29 PM »
and has outlawed silly string and licked oreos in Canada.  It appears the silly string gets entangled in car wheels and oops you are up a tree.  Not sure the reason for the licked oreos.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #378 on: May 16, 2009, 02:05:33 PM »
G-Ma just wants the Oreos and SIlly String for her pole dancing gigs.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #379 on: May 16, 2009, 02:23:16 PM »
Did I tell you that Kit is a dominatrix?   I saw here with a whip and dressed all in leather... Don't tell anybody.
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« Reply #380 on: May 16, 2009, 02:26:39 PM »
DW made the Emporers clothes.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #381 on: May 16, 2009, 04:36:31 PM »
G-ma and her partner in crime, Saul, rob trains.
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« Reply #382 on: May 16, 2009, 04:46:19 PM »
Paris likes to eat frog legs with sauerkraut
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« Reply #383 on: May 16, 2009, 05:49:08 PM »
Glitter raises the frogs and makes the sauerkraut!  :beer1;
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« Reply #384 on: May 16, 2009, 06:09:46 PM »
I like frog legs and I like saurkraut.  Never thought about how they were made... together????

Willow love to torture little kids.
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« Reply #385 on: May 16, 2009, 06:19:39 PM »
my grandma used to make sauerkraut in her basement, my dad would scrape the mold over and eat out of the tub!! major YUCKY!!!


dwcrawford wears pink pantaloons
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #386 on: May 16, 2009, 06:20:37 PM »
glitter had a long term relationship with Keefer Sutherland
there are  :pics;
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« Reply #387 on: May 16, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »
twirl took the  :pics;
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #388 on: May 17, 2009, 04:35:19 AM »
Adam_W provided the camera.
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« Reply #389 on: May 17, 2009, 09:16:53 AM »
wow- LOL

David13 wants to date Madonna, but first he has to break up with Cher!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #390 on: May 17, 2009, 09:20:26 AM »
Glitter is having to decide whether to date Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #391 on: May 17, 2009, 11:13:35 AM »
Madonna has scouts out looking for Adam_W as her next toy.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #392 on: May 17, 2009, 11:21:38 AM »
G-ma put an ad on Craigs list for two hot cabanna boys for the summer.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #393 on: May 17, 2009, 11:43:15 AM »
and DW and RM were the first to apply.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #394 on: May 17, 2009, 11:44:28 AM »
Richard and I did try out, but G-ma wanted younger and hotter.
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« Reply #395 on: May 17, 2009, 12:01:49 PM »
Actually....you were good but I want big fluffy mountain men with the beards...teddy bears.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #396 on: May 17, 2009, 02:09:52 PM »
G-Ma opened a tattoo palour for fluffy mountain men, but she really embroiders the design into the skin! OUCH!
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #397 on: May 17, 2009, 02:23:56 PM »
Willow's job was to sanitize the very personal spots where the embroidered tatoo would go.  Frankly she enjoyed the whole process.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #398 on: May 17, 2009, 02:33:05 PM »
Yes, Willow is very good at buffing the elbow.     :rofl;
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #399 on: May 17, 2009, 03:17:46 PM »
Dan was first in line to get an embroidery/tattoo! :rofl; :rofl;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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