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« Reply #325 on: May 13, 2009, 05:47:58 AM »
Tinah1968 has no love for the state of Texas.
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« Reply #326 on: May 13, 2009, 06:15:55 AM »
David13 needs to get a grip on reality.
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« Reply #327 on: May 13, 2009, 06:25:20 AM »
kitkatz has the ability to assist others in getting a grip on reality.
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« Reply #328 on: May 13, 2009, 09:01:17 AM »
David pimps out doritos too
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« Reply #329 on: May 13, 2009, 10:13:39 AM »
Glitter stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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« Reply #330 on: May 13, 2009, 10:15:19 AM »
Cherpep stole the cookie jar and left the cookies (they were stale).
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« Reply #331 on: May 13, 2009, 12:01:56 PM »
Willowtreewren was an accomplice in the cookie theft and helped to get rid of the evidence.
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« Reply #332 on: May 13, 2009, 02:42:28 PM »
David13 accepted the contraband cookie jar and now has it for sale on Ebay!
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« Reply #333 on: May 13, 2009, 03:40:11 PM »
Kitkatz sold a picture of herself in the buff, riding her bike on Ebay.......computers were frozen for hours during that melee.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #334 on: May 13, 2009, 05:22:56 PM »
G-Ma bid on the picture of Kitkatz on eBay until the price ran up to $5000.
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« Reply #335 on: May 13, 2009, 05:39:54 PM »
willowtree was the person who took the picture of kitkatz on the bike. She is taking kitkatz to court to get half the money G-Ma paid for the picture on e bay!!
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« Reply #336 on: May 13, 2009, 06:27:33 PM »
del tried to make money selling fish pops
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« Reply #337 on: May 14, 2009, 04:08:34 AM »
Glitter is the manufacturer of pickle popsicles.
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« Reply #338 on: May 14, 2009, 06:13:01 AM »
David is a Chippendale stripper.  He works at the Le Bare Bar....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #339 on: May 14, 2009, 06:26:35 AM »
Dan doesn't really need dialysis. He only goes to the clinic for a social life. :rofl;
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« Reply #340 on: May 14, 2009, 09:19:14 AM »
willow likes to rub big pieces of liver and fish all over her face.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #341 on: May 14, 2009, 09:26:04 AM »
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Yew!!!

Hmm! Adam eats raw liver after using it for fish bait.  :bow;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #342 on: May 14, 2009, 09:26:55 AM »
Adam...don't change the story.  You are the one who made the big hype on QVC about your liver and fish face mask and it sold out in 20 minutes.  You made your mint and now don't want to fess up.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #343 on: May 14, 2009, 11:19:35 AM »
Quote from: kimcanada on May 12, 2009, 12:27:16 PM
bajanne HATES sunny warm weather, she would trade it in a second for snow 24/7 365!
You were supposed to make up a lie about the previous poster.  I DO prefer winter and snow to warm sunny weather, believe or not!
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« Reply #344 on: May 14, 2009, 12:51:16 PM »
bajanne is not really on IHD. It's her evil twin.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #345 on: May 14, 2009, 01:33:28 PM »
AdamW is scheduled to leave on the next shuttle for Jupiter...they are going to look for the missing Martian.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #346 on: May 14, 2009, 01:46:59 PM »
G-Ma is going to be joining him as the ambassador from Neptune.
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« Reply #347 on: May 14, 2009, 03:34:05 PM »
Oh David, didn't you know, you are going as our communicator.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #348 on: May 14, 2009, 04:07:39 PM »
I thought adam did a fish oil and cod liver oil combo in his face concoction that sold out in twenty minutes.  The phone company had to shut down the lines to QVC that day!

G-Ma like the combination so much she sells it on the side as her third business. Don't ask about the other two business sidelines she has going!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #349 on: May 14, 2009, 04:09:38 PM »
Kitkatz went to the California Legislature to put out a ban on consumption of chocolate.
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