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« Reply #350 on: May 14, 2009, 04:11:38 PM »
Sluff really his name!
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #351 on: May 14, 2009, 04:47:19 PM »
Kit had to borrow money to get her Dance Pole repair after if got bent at Saturday nights party.
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« Reply #352 on: May 14, 2009, 05:19:16 PM »
DW repairs the dance poles but always wants a pole dance just for him as partial payment.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #353 on: May 14, 2009, 05:21:19 PM »
G-Ma is the pole dance tester after Dan repairs them. 
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« Reply #354 on: May 14, 2009, 05:27:06 PM »
Which is why it bent again   :rofl;     :rofl;     :rofl;     :rofl;

Cherpep, you have got to start making them from metal pipe or something..that plastic just won't do.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #355 on: May 14, 2009, 07:51:48 PM »
G-Ma joined a heavy metal band, pierced an ear and is now on the road!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #356 on: May 14, 2009, 09:23:37 PM »
Kitkatz is the guitarist and has a snake tattooed on her forehead.
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-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #357 on: May 14, 2009, 10:43:18 PM »
Adam_W  is really the toothfairy on friday nights
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« Reply #358 on: May 14, 2009, 11:02:36 PM »
glitter is a nickname for "got litter?"
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« Reply #359 on: May 14, 2009, 11:33:34 PM »
Okarol doesn't want us to know that Jenna got lost at Disneyland and was found by Mickey and Minnie.
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« Reply #360 on: May 15, 2009, 12:29:57 AM »
Which was good since Bajanne is really Minnie Mouse.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #361 on: May 15, 2009, 05:50:08 AM »
Quote from: G-Ma on May 15, 2009, 12:29:57 AM
Which was good since Bajanne is really Minnie Mouse.

. . .and G-Ma is Mickey Mouse.
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« Reply #362 on: May 15, 2009, 06:27:38 AM »
It had to be said!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #363 on: May 15, 2009, 11:00:36 AM »
Kitkatz went on a violent rampage at the mall and sprayed everyone with silly string.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #364 on: May 15, 2009, 01:49:09 PM »
It took 10 Mall Cops to hold her down and all the victims were allowed to tie her up with her string.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #365 on: May 15, 2009, 01:51:39 PM »
G-Ma took pictures of the whole incident and is selling them to IHDers.
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« Reply #366 on: May 15, 2009, 02:40:05 PM »
willow bought all the pictures and there's none left for the rest of us.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #367 on: May 15, 2009, 05:49:16 PM »
AdamW is happy his scooter broke down, happy I say!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #368 on: May 15, 2009, 05:50:51 PM »
Kitkatz is well known for messing with scooter belts. Adam, keep her away from yours. Oh oh! Too late...
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« Reply #369 on: May 15, 2009, 06:12:34 PM »
willowtree paid kitkatz to mess with the scooter belt!!
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« Reply #370 on: May 15, 2009, 06:24:29 PM »
Del gave both of them inside knowledge on the art of sabotaging scooter belts.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #371 on: May 15, 2009, 06:49:24 PM »
Adam has stock in Silly String and made a killing recently because of the Mall incident.
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« Reply #372 on: May 15, 2009, 08:46:07 PM »
Romona licks the center out of the oreos and puts the empty cookies back in the bag
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« Reply #373 on: May 16, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »
Glitter likes to eat the Oreos that Romona puts back in the bag.
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« Reply #374 on: May 16, 2009, 09:54:09 AM »
David 13      knows only words with five letters or less 
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