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« Reply #300 on: May 11, 2009, 07:07:06 PM »
David likes to eat deep-fried cat food.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #301 on: May 12, 2009, 05:04:30 AM »
AdamW is a porn star.
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« Reply #302 on: May 12, 2009, 07:38:41 AM »
Sluff is going to run for Congress so that he can introduce legislation to ban all Harley-Davidson motorcycles from American highways. 
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« Reply #303 on: May 12, 2009, 09:37:11 AM »
David wears a dress to church
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« Reply #304 on: May 12, 2009, 11:26:18 AM »
Why the name 'Glitter'?  Can't leave home without loads of bling bling - a ring on each finger, 6 chains, 8 earrings, nose riing (and all of them costume jewelry!)
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« Reply #305 on: May 12, 2009, 11:33:14 AM »
bajanne broils small children for dinner, and she won't invite me cause my bling bling is too bright!!!
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« Reply #306 on: May 12, 2009, 11:35:35 AM »
Glitter has a problem getting sentences right - she meant to say "Bajanne broils dinner for small children"
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« Reply #307 on: May 12, 2009, 12:27:16 PM »
bajanne HATES sunny warm weather, she would trade it in a second for snow 24/7 365!
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« Reply #308 on: May 12, 2009, 12:29:33 PM »
Kim loves puppies - with ketchup on the side.
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« Reply #309 on: May 12, 2009, 12:33:23 PM »
Kim has her own private jet and travels to Hawaii every weekend to pick pineapples.
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« Reply #310 on: May 12, 2009, 01:16:23 PM »
del wears a bikini to the grocery store- a red one!!
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« Reply #311 on: May 12, 2009, 03:04:58 PM »
glitter likes to balance bowling balls on her head.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #312 on: May 12, 2009, 03:46:05 PM »
AdamW hates model ship building so much he set fire to the hobby store.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #313 on: May 12, 2009, 03:51:47 PM »
kitkatz isn't really a teacher- she's a CIA agent looking out for teachers who give students gum
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« Reply #314 on: May 12, 2009, 05:35:30 PM »
Glitter was Miss Universe in 1989 and actually did a juggling act using flaming bowling balls to win. 
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #315 on: May 12, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
G-Ma once held up a bank with only a note and some dental floss.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #316 on: May 12, 2009, 05:39:24 PM »
Mikey promised to drive the get a way heap...had to crank it on front and Mikey let it stop so no luck that day.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #317 on: May 12, 2009, 06:35:21 PM »
G-Ma held up another bank using a half empty can of dog food

Quote from: kitkatz on May 12, 2009, 03:46:05 PM
AdamW hates model ship building so much he set fire to the hobby store.

I only burned it when they raised their prices.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #318 on: May 12, 2009, 08:28:50 PM »
Adam runs naked with scissors
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #319 on: May 12, 2009, 08:37:58 PM »
Darn, I shouldn't have left that camera on...

Glitter skydives naked.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #320 on: May 12, 2009, 09:33:02 PM »
AdamW chicken dances naked every time he gets the urge.  The local supermarket has asked him to shop elsewhere.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #321 on: May 12, 2009, 10:27:59 PM »
Kitkatz wears a top hat to dialysis- and hides potato chips under it
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #322 on: May 13, 2009, 12:07:07 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 10, 2009, 09:04:55 PM
Jess21 thinks dressing up like an alien and going to work is normal.
it isn't?  ;D

Glitter hid the chips in the hat.
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #323 on: May 13, 2009, 05:38:42 AM »
Jess21 bought the potato chips, decided to eat them herself, and gave kitkatz an empty bag.
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« Reply #324 on: May 13, 2009, 05:43:59 AM »
David is the potato chip Pimp that sold Jess the chips....
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