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« Reply #250 on: May 09, 2009, 04:21:39 PM »
Kit's back begging for a job again.
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« Reply #251 on: May 09, 2009, 04:52:24 PM »
dwcrawford -
dw stands for darn weird
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he is darn proud of it
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« Reply #252 on: May 09, 2009, 05:35:13 PM »
TWIRL stands for nothing I can think of.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #253 on: May 09, 2009, 05:56:05 PM »
kitkatz serves her 'customers' wearing just her purple feather boa  >:D

(and you know goofynina says ROCK ON!!) :clap;
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« Reply #254 on: May 09, 2009, 06:59:41 PM »
GLITTER WISHES SHE HAD A RED BOA TOO SO SHE CAN SERVER CUSTOMERS AS WELL
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« Reply #255 on: May 09, 2009, 08:01:52 PM »
Tinah has started selling boas to help fight the bankruptcy.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #256 on: May 09, 2009, 08:43:16 PM »
The bank would not bankroll the boa scheme,so willtreewren is now looking for another line of work!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #257 on: May 10, 2009, 02:23:34 AM »
Quote from: G-Ma on May 06, 2009, 12:20:35 AM
Wattle searches the World for the "best piece of cheesecake"...so far has tried over 3000 slices in 300 countries.

I wish... I LOVE CHEESECAKE.

Kitkatz dances naked in her lounge room.   :oops;  Thats true....

Kitkatz's secret to weight loss is hours of Pole dancing. She is the master and could teach everyone a thing or two.
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« Reply #258 on: May 10, 2009, 09:32:55 AM »
Wattle is a secret ambassador to aliens who are running the universe.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #259 on: May 10, 2009, 09:55:25 AM »
Adam is really an alien from a planet that hasn't been discovered yet!!!
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« Reply #260 on: May 10, 2009, 12:30:35 PM »

del is spending the day out by the pool in the blazing sunshine!
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #261 on: May 10, 2009, 12:41:40 PM »
Karol has every Martha Stewart Book Ever Printed.
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« Reply #262 on: May 10, 2009, 02:06:16 PM »
Rerun is Martha Stewart's personal adviser.
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« Reply #263 on: May 10, 2009, 03:13:13 PM »
willowtreewren makes Martha Stewart look like a rank beginner.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #264 on: May 10, 2009, 03:19:47 PM »

Kitkatz was arrested for stalking Martha Stewart, but never convicted.
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #265 on: May 10, 2009, 03:26:42 PM »
okarol's name is actually Gertrude.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #266 on: May 10, 2009, 04:17:46 PM »
Adam uses ship models for shooting practice.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #267 on: May 10, 2009, 04:48:29 PM »
Willowtreewren doesn't really like willow trees or wrens.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #268 on: May 10, 2009, 04:56:38 PM »
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Willowtreewren doesn't really like willow trees or wrens.

HaHa! :rofl; those are my granddaughters - Willow and Wren!  :rofl;

David can't STAND cats!
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« Reply #269 on: May 10, 2009, 04:59:59 PM »
Willow made cat tamales.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #270 on: May 10, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »
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Willow made cat tamales.

Yeeew!

Dan can't stand tamales. He only buys them to make others think he is a Texan.
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« Reply #271 on: May 10, 2009, 05:17:31 PM »
willow would like to be a texas but she can't find her boots
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« Reply #272 on: May 10, 2009, 05:18:05 PM »
Quote from: okarol on May 10, 2009, 12:30:35 PM

del is spending the day out by the pool in the blazing sunshine!

I wish!!!  Still snowing here and freezing rain. Some places in Newfoundland are having thunder and lightning!!

willowtreewren is going to quit teaching and travel to Mars!!!
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« Reply #273 on: May 10, 2009, 05:20:27 PM »
dw is going to go back to university and study to be a mad scientist.
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« Reply #274 on: May 10, 2009, 06:32:23 PM »
Del is going to teach DW how to be a mad scientist, since she is one already!
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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