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« Reply #125 on: May 05, 2009, 05:07:32 PM »
DW loves rainbows and unicorns!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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Going through life tied to a chair!
« Reply #126 on: May 05, 2009, 05:14:13 PM »
Kit drives a Ford 8 passenger 1966 Station Wagon.
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« Reply #127 on: May 05, 2009, 05:23:02 PM »
Didn’t you sell that to her Rerun?
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AKA Dialysis Dan
Feeling the best I can because of Home Hemo
Doing it the best way I can by making it Nocturnal
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #128 on: May 05, 2009, 05:27:36 PM »
and they didn't pay sales tax either.... Dan taught them how to cheat the state on tax.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #129 on: May 05, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
dw is the father of octomom's kids!
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« Reply #130 on: May 05, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »
Romona has not paid taxes in five years.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #131 on: May 05, 2009, 06:40:43 PM »
kitkatz raises guppies to feed her pet piranhas
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« Reply #132 on: May 05, 2009, 06:58:04 PM »
Glitter sells the guppy sperm to kit for the process.
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« Reply #133 on: May 05, 2009, 07:08:49 PM »
Rerun wrote the book..."Guppy Sperm for Dummies" and it was a best seller.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #134 on: May 05, 2009, 07:29:59 PM »
G-Ma makes extra money by writing romance novels.
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« Reply #135 on: May 05, 2009, 11:20:59 PM »


Romona flashes her transplant scar to get free drinks.
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July 13th 2009 Cadaveric 5/6 Antigen Match Transplant from my Special Angel
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« Reply #136 on: May 06, 2009, 12:20:35 AM »
Wattle searches the World for the "best piece of cheesecake"...so far has tried over 3000 slices in 300 countries.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2009, 06:18:19 AM »
G-Ma likes to jog in a thong
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

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RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
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« Reply #138 on: May 06, 2009, 06:23:35 AM »
Glitter makes scene every time she chicken dances naked across the kitchen floor.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #139 on: May 06, 2009, 10:22:17 AM »
kitkatz teaches kids
as in young goats

they eat their own homework so she does not have to grade it

and the do not talk baaaaaaaaaaaa to her
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My two beautifull granddaughters

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« Reply #140 on: May 06, 2009, 11:10:30 AM »
Twirl "milks" the goat thread for puns.  :rofl;
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #141 on: May 06, 2009, 01:42:42 PM »
That rose behind willowtree was actually a gift from a secret admirer. 
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« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2009, 01:43:53 PM »
cherpep just shot the cramp fairy and he was a girl
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« Reply #143 on: May 06, 2009, 01:48:27 PM »
Twirl dosn't know how to cook at all, she lives off of frozen pizzas
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #144 on: May 06, 2009, 01:53:02 PM »

Manda ran naked on to a train shouting "you wanna piece of me!?!"
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #145 on: May 06, 2009, 01:54:24 PM »
Okarol is a famous "goat whisperer"
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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Life's a bitch and then you go on dialysis!
« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2009, 02:24:43 PM »
G-ma takes vacations on the planet Jupiter.
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« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2009, 02:26:34 PM »
Ken has on the clothes he wears everyday -
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« Reply #148 on: May 06, 2009, 02:40:47 PM »
Twirl is the champion fart-er if Texas!!
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« Reply #149 on: May 06, 2009, 02:42:15 PM »
Kim's farts smell far worse than Twirl's farts.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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