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« Reply #100 on: May 05, 2009, 10:54:41 AM »
DW is wishing he lived next door to David so he could look in the windows.
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« Reply #101 on: May 05, 2009, 11:18:04 AM »
Paris's dress for the wedding is made of REAL chocolate.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2009, 12:03:39 PM »
Aleta doesn't regret the photo shoot she did when she was 18 at all.
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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2009, 12:57:10 PM »
Wallyz hopped the next train out of town after committing an atrocity in the middle of town in broad daylight!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2009, 01:29:51 PM »
Kitkatz is a back up dancer for Madonna.
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« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2009, 01:31:03 PM »
Romona
does a dance using a baton as her pole
pole dancing with a baton
she is really good
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« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2009, 01:37:29 PM »
twirl keeps sharks in her pool as pets.  :rofl;
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« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2009, 01:44:41 PM »
willie and winnie are really long haired domestic cats -
her husband does not care for cats and did not want two cats -
she had to teach the cats to bark and fetch
groooomeow   groooomeow
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« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2009, 01:54:00 PM »
twirl keeps spare batons with her at all times, just in case she needs to use one on a mugger.
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« Reply #109 on: May 05, 2009, 03:14:40 PM »
jbeany makes up Michigan snow stories all the time, we know she really lives on an island in the tropics.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #110 on: May 05, 2009, 03:17:33 PM »
KitKat really dosn't like comming to IHD
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Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
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« Reply #111 on: May 05, 2009, 03:18:31 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;



MandaMe puts her cat in the dryer after she washes it to make its hair frizz out.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #112 on: May 05, 2009, 03:25:54 PM »
Kit put her cat in the microwave.  Dried him really fast.
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« Reply #113 on: May 05, 2009, 03:27:10 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 05, 2009, 03:18:31 PM
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;



MandaMe puts her cat in the dryer after she washes it to make its hair frizz out.

It worked didn't it?

Dan hates Mexican food
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #114 on: May 05, 2009, 03:28:00 PM »
MandaMe is a horrible, awful, gross me out with a spoon cook.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #115 on: May 05, 2009, 03:31:46 PM »
Pssssst!    Kitkatz plans her day, everyday, around her Horoscope.
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #116 on: May 05, 2009, 04:00:26 PM »

Kelly is introverted.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #117 on: May 05, 2009, 04:01:51 PM »
two years ago our very own okarol  won the nation wide search for the #1 Hooter's Lady -
she has a trophy   it is a bust  :cheer:
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« Reply #118 on: May 05, 2009, 04:03:11 PM »

Twirl got her name for her talented tassels.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #119 on: May 05, 2009, 04:05:49 PM »
Okarol teaches at the Heidi Fleish school for new recruits.
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« Reply #120 on: May 05, 2009, 04:17:56 PM »
and crawford is the tester for the new recruits
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« Reply #121 on: May 05, 2009, 04:19:55 PM »
Has anybody ever seen twirls routine with the flaming tassels and flaming baton?
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #122 on: May 05, 2009, 04:21:21 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 05, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
Has anybody ever seen twirls routine with the flaming tassels and flaming baton?
(OUCH! flaming tassels LOL)

dwcrawford raises show goats.
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #123 on: May 05, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »
And Okarol milks them and sells the goat cheese.
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« Reply #124 on: May 05, 2009, 04:24:10 PM »
Okarol stole my prise goat and made cabrito sandwiches.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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