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« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2009, 01:45:07 PM »
Who told?!?!?

Psssst!   Sluff raises sheep - if you get my drift.
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2009, 02:00:36 PM »
kellyt really doesn't like animals, what she's got on her shoulder is a toy stuffed cat.
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« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2009, 02:04:43 PM »
Mcjane actually lives in the mcjungle with mctarzan.
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« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2009, 02:06:48 PM »
cherpep and hubby have no draws on in the picture
notice the smiles     >:D
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« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »
Twirl really played the tuba in the marching band. (she never was a majorette)
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Photo is Jenna - after Disneyland - 1988

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« Reply #55 on: May 04, 2009, 02:28:46 PM »

Paris has a shotgun and knows how to use it.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2009, 02:32:24 PM »
That avatar is really a picture of okarol
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« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2009, 03:25:13 PM »
Those are really stuffed animal dogs they have .
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2009, 03:31:04 PM »
Kit katz is having a party and we are all invited :bandance;
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« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 04:01:47 PM »
Tinah was spotted leaping buildings in a single bound!
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« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2009, 04:05:57 PM »

Willowtreewren has an ebay addiction.
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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2009, 04:09:51 PM »
Okarol likes to race tortoises and hares.
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« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2009, 04:10:48 PM »
David HATES to win and LOVES losing   :rofl;
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« Reply #63 on: May 04, 2009, 04:13:58 PM »
Paris is making a secret income as a phone sex operator.
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« Reply #64 on: May 04, 2009, 04:15:10 PM »
Jbeany has 14 pairs of ruby slippers in her closet.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2009, 04:19:10 PM »
Aleta lives in a tree house
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« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2009, 04:35:56 PM »
W&W go streaking around town every New Years Eve
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« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2009, 04:55:13 PM »
Kimmie can't stand dogs...especially cute little fuzzy adorable ones.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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Always carrying the big silly grin!
« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2009, 05:05:03 PM »
Monrein is really a bag lady in Central Park...luckily there is an Internet Cafe nearby!
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh s**t, she's awake!"

Right nephrectomy 1963
Diagnosed ESRD 2007
"Listed" summer 2007
Transplant 3/6 match  10/24/08
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« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2009, 05:46:31 PM »
Wenchie doesn't wish she had a very hot sex slave to fullfill her every wish
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Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
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« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2009, 05:50:13 PM »
Amanda got busted bribing Mary Poppins to babysit her twins.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2009, 05:57:32 PM »
Psssst!   Willowtree wears a weave!
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2009, 06:09:51 PM »
Kellyt is addicted to BINGO.
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Always carrying the big silly grin!
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2009, 06:10:40 PM »
Quote from: MandaMe1986 on May 04, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
Wenchie doesn't wish she had a very hot sex slave to fullfill her every wish


FIBBER!!  Thats a good one!!!   :rofl;  :rofl;
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh s**t, she's awake!"

Right nephrectomy 1963
Diagnosed ESRD 2007
"Listed" summer 2007
Transplant 3/6 match  10/24/08
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2009, 06:14:02 PM »
wenchie threw six drunk sailors out of her bar bast night.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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