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« Reply #150 on: May 06, 2009, 02:44:28 PM »
Kitkat sings in the choir every Sunday... he is in the toot section!  :sir ken;
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« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2009, 02:59:56 PM »
Kim ate her puppies for dinner last night
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #152 on: May 06, 2009, 04:07:25 PM »
Manda thought "hush puppies" was a dog command.
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« Reply #153 on: May 06, 2009, 04:22:40 PM »
Willow hates teaching
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #154 on: May 06, 2009, 04:31:35 PM »
Manda teaches hating! LOL!
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« Reply #155 on: May 06, 2009, 05:02:19 PM »
willowtreewren goes around with squirrels and nuts in her hair
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« Reply #156 on: May 06, 2009, 05:05:17 PM »
Twirl see little green men in bubbles floating over her house.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #157 on: May 06, 2009, 05:13:58 PM »
Kitkatz likes to walk around with a set of "Spock ears" and pretend that she is a rational being. 
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« Reply #158 on: May 06, 2009, 05:56:25 PM »
David is really a thirteen year old that lives in his parents basement
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« Reply #159 on: May 06, 2009, 06:27:54 PM »
Paris was a Rockette!
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« Reply #160 on: May 06, 2009, 06:41:06 PM »
Romona was a pole stripper at the Playboy mansion last year.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #161 on: May 06, 2009, 06:43:39 PM »
KitKat is sitting at her computer in a sexy red bikini
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2009, 06:48:00 PM »
Amanda's sexy bikini is purple!
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« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2009, 07:08:50 PM »
willowtreewren  soaks her feet in beer
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« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2009, 07:25:57 PM »
Glitter pours that sparkle stuff all over herself before she goes to bed.
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« Reply #165 on: May 06, 2009, 07:49:39 PM »
Rerun is having someones love child.
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« Reply #166 on: May 06, 2009, 07:55:32 PM »
Sluff is the father of Reruns love child
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #167 on: May 06, 2009, 08:27:25 PM »
MandaMe wishes she was a unicorn
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #168 on: May 06, 2009, 08:32:46 PM »
Glitter has dreams about Harry Potter
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #169 on: May 06, 2009, 08:39:13 PM »
MandaM31986 is really a Latin Singing Superstar in Spain
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« Reply #170 on: May 06, 2009, 09:20:22 PM »
Tinah has been singing backup for the Oakridge Boys since she was 2.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #171 on: May 07, 2009, 06:21:07 AM »
All this time I thought that was Tina's barritone voice of the Statler Brothers.  :o
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« Reply #172 on: May 07, 2009, 06:35:51 AM »
Sluff's "Motorcycle|" is really a tricycle  :oops;
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« Reply #173 on: May 07, 2009, 06:54:46 AM »
Kimcanada was born in Texas ---- she is a bonafide Texan     Ya'll
and barbque armadillo is her favorite dish
she was born in a barn in Cut N Shoot, Texas
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« Reply #174 on: May 07, 2009, 07:14:17 AM »
Twirl is famous for her BBQ armadillo! She won the Texas State Competition.
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Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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