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« Reply #875 on: July 03, 2009, 02:30:43 PM »

you can not be slow around here

del beat me to it

del had a tummy reduction using piranhas --
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« Reply #876 on: July 03, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »


twirl beat me too.

have to mention that del operates the local sea serpent by remote control.

and twirl can walk on water.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #877 on: July 03, 2009, 02:44:45 PM »

when okarol pulls the weeds out of her garden --- she smokes them
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« Reply #878 on: July 03, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »

 :o

Twirl used some of those weeds from Okarol's garden to make her Davita green chili stew.
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« Reply #879 on: July 03, 2009, 05:10:31 PM »


MIbarra is a recipe-tester for Davita
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #880 on: July 03, 2009, 05:56:09 PM »

okarol had to call the cops to arrest twirl.  She was stealing the weeds from her garden!!
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« Reply #881 on: July 05, 2009, 11:22:49 PM »

Del is saving money to buy weed from twirl.
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« Reply #882 on: July 06, 2009, 02:22:59 PM »

no free weed around here
discounts are only for crawford, Kimmie and David13 and okarol and ---- any IHD member

Des --  sleeps with long snakes with pj's on ---
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« Reply #883 on: July 06, 2009, 02:26:52 PM »

Twirl likes to eat piranha stew for pay back.
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« Reply #884 on: July 06, 2009, 02:30:43 PM »

David13  is a child prodigy  --- he is really David 13- months old
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« Reply #885 on: July 06, 2009, 02:31:45 PM »

Twirl is David13's babysitter and encourages him to be naughty.
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« Reply #886 on: July 06, 2009, 02:35:58 PM »

David13 is being  trained by the Nanny and his naughty chair needs to be reupholstered
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« Reply #887 on: July 06, 2009, 02:37:39 PM »

Twirl is the local upholsterer and her specialty is naughty chairs. 
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« Reply #888 on: July 06, 2009, 05:07:09 PM »

and David13 models for the naughty chair  ( the adult version of the naughty chair  :o )
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« Reply #889 on: July 06, 2009, 06:02:50 PM »

Twirl does not like tattling on David on other threads!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #890 on: July 06, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »

( yes I do ) :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
willowrentree makes hand gestures in her pockets at the people she gets mad at --
so no one can see her --- she shoots the finger but her hand is in her pocket --
very clever   :o
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« Reply #891 on: July 06, 2009, 08:13:11 PM »

twirl likes to shoot other drivers the bird!!!
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« Reply #892 on: July 07, 2009, 03:27:23 AM »

Glitter thinks hand gestures are way cool. 
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #893 on: July 07, 2009, 05:40:22 AM »

Not sure what a naughty chair is, but I'm not surprised that David sits in it...
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« Reply #894 on: July 07, 2009, 06:33:14 AM »

naughty chair --- from The Nanny -- that is how she disciplines the children
(naughty chair ---- dialysis chair for us)

crawford -- wishes he had a "naughty chair" and someone to "spank" him  ( nothing rude intended)
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« Reply #895 on: July 07, 2009, 04:48:19 PM »

Crawford fired Twirl because she wasn't naughty enough!
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« Reply #896 on: July 07, 2009, 05:29:41 PM »

Romona got the job after Twirl was fired.
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #897 on: July 07, 2009, 05:35:38 PM »

The problem was that none of us could get David out of the chair
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« Reply #898 on: July 07, 2009, 08:28:03 PM »

David and dwcrawford  like to go fishing for mermaids....they use rice crispie treats as bait...
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« Reply #899 on: July 08, 2009, 02:01:39 AM »

Glitter will never ever eat fish caught by David and dwcrawford.
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...

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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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