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« Reply #900 on: July 08, 2009, 04:05:17 AM » |
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Des showed DW and David where to go fishing.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #901 on: July 08, 2009, 04:28:01 AM » |
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David13 is very happy that he is not going on a weeks leave.
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #902 on: July 08, 2009, 05:49:21 AM » |
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Des does not want to take a vacation and would rather be at work.
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« Reply #903 on: July 08, 2009, 08:31:21 AM » |
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Davis13 likes to drink the juice around corn out of the can.
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER
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« Reply #904 on: July 08, 2009, 01:00:29 PM » |
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Glitter gave David13 the idea to drink corn juice.
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« Reply #905 on: July 08, 2009, 01:51:05 PM » |
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and david drank all of the fermented corn juice....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #906 on: July 08, 2009, 02:40:59 PM » |
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dw made david share the corn juice with him and they got stinking drunk. dw got picked up for drunk driving on his way home. he was riding his pedal bike!!
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Don't take your organs to heaven. Heaven knows we need them here.
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« Reply #907 on: July 08, 2009, 03:48:31 PM » |
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Del was the designated driver, but couldn't resist the fermented corn juice.
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« Reply #908 on: July 08, 2009, 04:33:50 PM » |
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David 13 works in a rapid prototyping lab and makes weird things that make so sense.
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 lifenotonthelist.com Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5 Remember your present situation is not your final destination. Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time. "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1 |
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« Reply #909 on: July 08, 2009, 05:17:26 PM » |
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Kitkatz is the best customer at David13's lab.
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« Reply #910 on: July 08, 2009, 10:13:21 PM » |
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Davids lab produces a machine called the Smell 'O' Fart- and twirl bought one!!!and sprayed Kitkatz!!!!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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« Reply #911 on: July 09, 2009, 02:20:21 AM » |
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Glitter believes getting a sauna will replace dialysis.
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #912 on: July 09, 2009, 03:56:41 AM » |
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Des wants to purchase one of the machines from David13's lab.
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« Reply #913 on: July 09, 2009, 04:25:38 AM » |
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David13 wants to eat a fish and mayo sandwidge.
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #914 on: July 09, 2009, 05:22:12 AM » |
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Des owns a restaurant and all she sells is skunk tail sandwiches. It is her favorite thing to eat.
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« Reply #915 on: July 09, 2009, 05:39:46 AM » |
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David13 is a frequent customer -- his order
skunk tail delight sandwhich -- 1/2 skunk tail and 1/2 house cat tail
( while eating purring noises are made for his dining enjoyment)
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« Reply #916 on: July 09, 2009, 06:08:17 AM » |
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Twirl is the waitress at the skunk tail restaurant. She is required to wear a skunk costume and skunk perfume to perform her waitressing duties.
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« Reply #917 on: July 09, 2009, 06:59:14 AM » |
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david hunts skunks and sells them to the restaurant. He collects the scent and sells it to twirl to wear as perfume!!!
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« Reply #918 on: July 09, 2009, 10:08:55 AM » |
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Del is one of David13's biggest customers for the skunk perfume. She can't get enough of it.
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« Reply #919 on: July 09, 2009, 03:10:51 PM » |
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David speaks fluent skunk. That's how he manages to catch so many.
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008. Now on PD with a cycler. Working very part time - teaching music. Love it. Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #920 on: July 09, 2009, 04:09:21 PM » |
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Hanify is David's skunk language instructor.
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« Reply #921 on: July 09, 2009, 04:54:51 PM » |
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David13 is algarroba------ it is true ----
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« Reply #922 on: July 09, 2009, 05:17:30 PM » |
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Twirl likes to use algarroba in her cooking.
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« Reply #923 on: July 09, 2009, 06:45:36 PM » |
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David 13 comes to my house and eats my Algarroba Bean Soup -- it gives him enough " gas" to make it home with his date who is passed out from the gas --- and then who knows what happens
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« Reply #924 on: July 09, 2009, 06:48:13 PM » |
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Twirl asks David to come to her house and help her with her laundry.
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