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« Reply #925 on: July 09, 2009, 06:52:18 PM »
NO YOU DIDN'T
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crawford does laundry with a wild women with seven chocolate covered elves and reindeers
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« Reply #926 on: July 09, 2009, 08:44:00 PM »
twirl wants to do laundry with dcrawford- she likes his elves!!
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« Reply #927 on: July 10, 2009, 04:07:48 AM »
Glitter is one of the laundry elves.
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« Reply #928 on: July 11, 2009, 07:10:21 PM »
David 13 told Twirl he was short one week, she told him to pay her anyway she did not care how tall he was!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #929 on: July 12, 2009, 03:06:50 PM »
Kitktatz said she would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some Peruvian food today. 
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« Reply #930 on: July 12, 2009, 03:47:53 PM »
David13 had 13 wives  --- and number 14 will be some lucky lady from IHD as soon as she runs away and leaves her husband and their pets and their children and their house loan  ---- who is the lucky member-
Kit :oops;  I can not tell a secret
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« Reply #931 on: July 12, 2009, 03:50:51 PM »
cancel lie for David13

David13's mom is the tattoo lady at the carnival --- tatooed  all over her body -- not one inch left unmarked--- she holds the world record for most inches on body tatooed
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« Reply #932 on: July 12, 2009, 03:54:57 PM »
Twirl is the tattoo artist who did the deed and made a fortune doing it. 
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« Reply #933 on: July 12, 2009, 03:59:29 PM »
David and his Mom got matching tatoos and Twirl insisted on getting the same one.  It says "Laundry Day is Every Day".
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #934 on: July 12, 2009, 04:11:52 PM »
David, his mom, and Twirl all got the same tattoo because they were copying the one that DW already had. 
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« Reply #935 on: July 12, 2009, 05:19:29 PM »
David13 has "GOLDEN PALACE CASINO" Tatooed on his forehead
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« Reply #936 on: July 12, 2009, 05:25:27 PM »
Giltter has tattoes on places we will never see -- and they are colored in glitter
hence -- her name  GLITTER
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« Reply #937 on: July 12, 2009, 05:35:51 PM »
and believe me, Twirl has tried her best to see Glitter's tatoos.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #938 on: July 12, 2009, 07:12:52 PM »
DWcrawford made an ass of himself over Twirl and her tattoos.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #939 on: July 12, 2009, 10:06:04 PM »
Kitkatz wishes she had a tattoo on her  :sir ken;
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« Reply #940 on: July 12, 2009, 11:53:56 PM »

Jess designed the tattoo on Kitkatz's  :sir ken;
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« Reply #941 on: July 13, 2009, 12:05:09 AM »
Karol gave me the ideas for them.
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« Reply #942 on: July 13, 2009, 10:59:40 AM »
Jess21 needs to get a tattoo on her  :sir ken;
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #943 on: July 13, 2009, 12:57:00 PM »
Kitkatz has her  :Kit n Stik; tattooed on her  :sir ken; so that she has it with her all the time.
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« Reply #944 on: July 13, 2009, 05:31:46 PM »
del has a shrimp kissing a codfish tatooed on her belly!!
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« Reply #945 on: July 13, 2009, 06:31:39 PM »
glitter found the picture of the fish that del is using as a tattoo.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #946 on: July 14, 2009, 06:22:56 AM »
kitkatz has her whole body tattooed like a tiger ---- she got the idea from a man she saw on
Believe it or Not --- even with whiskers and claws
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« Reply #947 on: July 14, 2009, 10:23:48 AM »
You will get a chance to see it all in Vegas  :rofl; .




Twirl rides her cow dog in the local rodeo every weekend.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #948 on: July 14, 2009, 10:28:24 AM »
Kit rides her pet porcupine...
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« Reply #949 on: July 14, 2009, 10:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Jess21 on July 14, 2009, 10:28:24 AM
Kit rides her pet porcupine...
Ouch!

Jess rides a grey donkey with a pink ribbon on his tail. 
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