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« Reply #825 on: June 29, 2009, 06:36:42 AM »

David is going to sneak into the church , acting as Michael Jackson
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« Reply #826 on: June 29, 2009, 06:36:59 AM »

David only said he was going to be out of town the day of the wedding. He is actually planning on attending as an Elvis impersonator.
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« Reply #827 on: June 29, 2009, 06:38:02 AM »

Oops. Des, you and I think alike!  :rofl;

Des plans on playing pin the tail on the donkey immediately following the services.
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« Reply #828 on: June 29, 2009, 06:39:04 AM »

Des and willowtreewren are going to attend the donkey wedding as Janet and LaToya Jackson.  They are going to sing Ave Maria.
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« Reply #829 on: June 29, 2009, 06:42:47 AM »

David can't sing I don't know how he is going to pull the Elvis and MJ thing of.
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« Reply #830 on: June 29, 2009, 07:08:44 AM »

Des doesn't take any notice of who posted last in the "Last Post Loves IHD the Most" thread.
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« Reply #831 on: June 29, 2009, 07:12:29 AM »

David is not bothered by losing in the "I love IHD the most" post 
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« Reply #832 on: June 29, 2009, 07:15:34 AM »

David is not bothered by losing in the "I love IHD the most" post 

Des is not bothered by not winning in the "Last Post Loves IHD the Most" thread.   :rofl;
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« Reply #833 on: June 29, 2009, 07:18:45 AM »

David loves words that end with "ic"
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« Reply #834 on: June 29, 2009, 07:20:35 AM »

David loves words that end with "ic"

Yes, that is a total lie!   :rofl;

Des does not like challenging word games. 
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« Reply #835 on: June 29, 2009, 07:23:33 AM »

David hates playing games.....heheh
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« Reply #836 on: June 29, 2009, 08:52:14 AM »

Neither David nor Des have ANY sense of humor. Someone needs to help them lighten up!
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« Reply #837 on: June 29, 2009, 01:16:21 PM »

WTW does not enjoy camping and would rather stay home and clean out the linen closet.
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« Reply #838 on: June 29, 2009, 03:49:29 PM »

David13 uses a fake ID to get into X-rated movies --- no, better not write that or he will post that I star in them

David13 -- feeds his cats dog food -- he is trying to teach them to bark
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« Reply #839 on: June 29, 2009, 04:07:09 PM »

Twirl is David's cat food supplier.   :rofl;
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« Reply #840 on: June 29, 2009, 06:51:02 PM »

David eats the cat food that twirl  makes from dead mice!!!
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« Reply #841 on: June 29, 2009, 07:07:35 PM »

Del really dislikes gardening, but has to find the worms that go into Twirl's cat food recipe somewhere.
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« Reply #842 on: June 30, 2009, 02:49:39 AM »

willotrewren loves to eat cat food.
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« Reply #843 on: June 30, 2009, 04:03:59 AM »

Des has a collection of hundreds of green fuzzy wigs and she wears a different one every day. 
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« Reply #844 on: June 30, 2009, 04:05:26 AM »

David wants to borrow my green fuzzy wig.
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« Reply #845 on: June 30, 2009, 07:40:34 AM »

Des does not like to lend out her green fuzzy wigs.  She thinks they are too valuable.
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« Reply #846 on: June 30, 2009, 07:43:01 AM »

David13------- is that man on the internet that has tattooed and changed his body where he looks exactly like a cat
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« Reply #847 on: June 30, 2009, 07:45:53 AM »

David13 modeled his tattoos and cat plastic surgery on Twirl who did it first.  The difference was that Twirl wanted to look like a Bassett Hound.
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« Reply #848 on: June 30, 2009, 07:52:21 AM »

David13    danced nekkid in the rain and everyone thought it was a kitty cat
               River Plantation flooded and Crawford had to be evacuated in Bellaire -
               he is now in great demand
David13 - Nekkid RainMan
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« Reply #849 on: June 30, 2009, 07:53:51 AM »

Twirl was David's nekkid rain dance instructor.
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