I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on April 05, 2008, 07:53:31 PM
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I am stealing this game from someone else's boards. It looks like fun.
Guilty or Innocent. Write a statement out. The person who answers will say guilty or innocent. No explanations needed. Then ask another question.
I will start.
Have you ever had a naked at work dream?
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Guilty
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Guilty
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Guilty ( husband)
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:stauffenberg;
have your ever wished your renal doctor would be placed on a fluid limit for a month.....
and then we have temperatures in the 100's and his air conditioner broke and he is soooooo
thirsty but he reached his fluid limit hours ago
he comes to see you and you tell him-----Anyone can do it; it is mind over matter
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Innocent, I don't really have a fluid limit.
Have you ever wanted to reverse the situation and stick your nurse with 15 gauge needles?
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guilty yes it is like you read my thoughts
have you ever tooted and blamed it on someone else
:shy;
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Guilty...one of the nurses
Have you ever had to go to the bathroom with about 30 minutes left just because you knew that they would let you leave early?
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guilty just did it Friday you are a mind reader
did you ever say you had a "doctor's appointment" and you had to get off 30 minutes, and the real truth - you just decided to let yourself have a little break
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Innocent..... but a darn good idea.
Have you ever clamped your blood line to get the tech's attention??
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innocent but I like the way you think
have you ever asked the parade of people with your renal doctor on rounds to step away - you needed to have alone time with your renal doc
( i have, some questions are only for renal ears) makes everyone else nervous
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Innocent
Have you ever told someone you loved them, but it was a lie?
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Innocent.
Have you ever felt obligated to help someone move, even though you really did not want to?
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guilty
Have you ever had a live snake in your dishwasher?
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innocent.
Have you ever considered dying the white part of your b&w cat orange for halloween (using kool-aid or jello, of course!)?
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innocent but if you ever do it please post a picture
did you ever avoid a friend you saw in public because you are too tired to talk and you were over your fluid limit and felt bloated (friend did not see you)
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guilty, but the reason was different: I forgot their name
Have you ever pretended you weren't home to trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
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Guilty
Have you every answered the phone and when you found out who it was, Hung Up
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Guilty
Have you ever seen someone coming your way at work and faked a phone call just to avoid them completely?
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Innocent
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
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Guilty.
Have you ever fallen in love at first sight?
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Innocent, it took awhile.
Have you ever had a cat wake you up with its paw on your face?
P.S. Try to keep this off dialysis things, please. We are in the off-topic area. If you want to do this on dialysis, make your own thread in dialysis section. kitkatz-moderator
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guilty have you ever dressed the pets in clothes
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guilty, but I was 10 years old.
Have you peeked at the gifts BEFORE Christmas?
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Guilty. My Mother says I have, but I don't remember. I love surprises!
Have you ever had a failing grade?
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innocent
Have you ever eaten somebody else's french fries when they weren't looking?
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guilty on more than one occasion
have you ever used tricks to get your children to buy something cheaper by making up a story
I told my 4 year old daughter( at the time) the green pants on sale had "magic pockets"
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innocent
Have you ever broken something and blamed it on someone else?
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Innocent I think
Have you ever tried to eat a bug?
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Guilty..
I was 5 at the time..
hide under the covers in a major electrical storm scared stiff?
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Guilty - I was 6
Have you ever tried to contact an ex (boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse) after breaking up with another, thinking you two could try again?
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Guilty
Do you still dream about your parents, especially if they have been dead for a long time?
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Guilty
I still pick up the phone to call my mom.
Did you ever have a major crush on a teacher in high school?
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VERY GUILTY!!!!
Have you EVER wondered what color a SMURF would turn it you choked it????
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innocent
Have you ever cheated on a test?
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Guilty oooh sooo guilty!
Have you ever made love in a car at the drive in movies?
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innocent.
Have you ever kissed a frog?
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Guilty, but I thought he was prince at the time. . . .
Ever stolen anything from a store?
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Guilty
Have you ever made love on an airplane?
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innocent, so far anyway
Have you ever woken up next to someone and thought 'what have I done'?
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Every day of my life. Nah, just kidding.
Innocent
Have you ever had a dream that had dinosaurs in it?
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innocent
have you ever smoked a joint
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Guilty..
Have you ever snuck out of the house when your parents where asleep?
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guilty----- more times than I care to remember
did you ever make an A on a physics test because your professor, very elderly, forgot to turn the pages and grade the back side of each page
and you did not report it (professor or teacher)
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Innocent
Did you ever have the feeling you were being watched?
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Guilty!!!
Have you ever felt that NOBODY liked you, just tolerated you for reasons unknown???
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Guilty
Have you ever faked a headache or not feeling well to get out of having sex with your partner/spouse?
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guilty have you ever gone to work or class with a hang over
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guilty
Have you ever spread cruel rumors?
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innocent have you ever been the person the rumors were about
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guilty
Have you ever fallen asleep at a really awkward time?
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Guilty, while my husband is trying to make love to me.
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Have you ever wished you children would just hurry up and leave?
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Guilty
Have you ever kept anything from your so/spouse, knowing that they REALLY don't need to know everything about you?
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GUILTY
Have you ever been staring at someone and they caught u?
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Guilty
Have you ever cried your way out of a speeding ticket?
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Guilty,
Have you ever used your kidney disease as an excuse not to do something even though you knew it was within your abilities?
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Guilty!!!!
Have you ever deliberately used your wiles (masculine OR feminine) to get what you want
from a stranger?
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Guilty
Have you ever called up a friend completely out of the blue at drunk-o'clock in the morning and told them you think your in love with them?
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Innocent.
Have you ever had an ex-family member come by an annouce and you didn't answer the door?
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Guilty
Have you ever been overpaid and told HR to fix it? Now think about this... if you say Guilty you were honest. If you say Innocent, you were not honest. oh just boot this one out it's monday and I'm confused...
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innocent... I think?
Have you ever phoned someone just to hear their voice?
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guilty after my mother died I called her answering service to hear her voice
have you ever been at church and you are doing something else during the service like making lesson plans
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innocent, I think.
Have you ever pretended to be really deeply asleep to get your spouse/SO to take care of some problem in the house? (Pet needing walking, child having a nightmare, etc)
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Guilty - cat having hairball in the next room!
Have you ever literally swept the dirt under the rug as someone was showing up unexpectedly at your door?
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Guilty
I throw all of the dishes into the sink and pretend I was just washing up.
Have you ever wanted to hit your spouse over the head because they had a duh moment?
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what is a spouse?
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guilty and that is why I will not have a cast iron skillet in my house or a rolling pin
my spouse is my husband, and I am his spouse
have you ever semi made a recipe and told everyone it was from scratch
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Innocent....I'm a pretty good cook (probably because I don't have a spouse)
Have you ever lied to your nephrologist?
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Guilty have you ever wished that tect, who is really slow about getting ice, is stranded on a desert island >:D
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Innocent we do not have ice at our center, so....
Have you ever kissed a cat?
Please keep this thread away from dialysis related topics. After all it is in the off-topic area. Start your own thread in dialysis discussion if you want to talk about dialysis. kitkatz,moderator
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Guilty!!!!!
Have you ever looked the other way when you dog did a oops on someone else's yard
so you wouldn't have to pick it up?
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OMG SO GUILTY!
Have you ever said anything to a parent who is spanking their kid in public?
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Guilty
Have you ever played dumb to find out what someone else was thinking?
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Very guilty.
Have you ever made up an elaborate excuse for being late?
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Innocent, can't lie too well!!
Have you ever called in sick on a beautiful day, just so you could spend it outside?
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Way Guilty
Did you ever play spin the bottle as a kid?
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Guilty Guilty Guilty
And Strip Spin the Bottle in College!
Have you ever gone out on a date just because there was a new restaurant that you wanted to try and didn't want to pay for?
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Innocent
Ever eaten the peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon?
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Guilty especially crunchy
faked being sick to get out of going to church
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Guilty
Have you ever stuck your tongue on the flag pole as a kid in winter, and was lucky it didn't stick?
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innocent - in California you only get your tongue stuck to Popsicles
Have you ever stuck your tongue out at a parent/teacher when you thought they weren't looking, and they caught you?
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Guilty Have you ever shot the finger at someone and they caught you?
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guilty
Have you ever had the overwelming urge to scratch your private parts in public and resolved not to do so because you'd be so embarrassed and then eventually done so anyway? :rofl; :sir ken;
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me innocent husband and son guilty
have you ever --- right before you got off the elevator you pushed all the keys for the floors above you and someone gets on the elevator
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Guilty But it was such fun!
Have you gotten yourself into trouble and you have no idea what you did to get there?
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Innocent - I always know what gets me into trouble!
Have you ever picked your nose in the car thinking nobody has seen you?
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guilty. But my nose was itching!
Have you ever stolen money from your joint banking account to buy something absolutely frivolous your partner wouldn't approve of?
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innocent - it's not stealing if it's a joint account... is it?
Have you ever mooned someone? :sir ken;
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innocent Have you ever streaked :bandance;
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guilty
As a kid have you ever stole money from your Moms purse?
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Innocent.
Have you ever taken your Dad's pocket change?
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Innocent, I think
Have you ever taken penny candy from the grocery store bins and not paid for it?
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Innocent
Do you sometimes feel like you like your pet(s) more than your spouse/SO?
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Guilty!
Do you eat the fruit while still in the grocery store?
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Innocent - I'm way too scared of other people having touched it, so I have to take it home and wash it.
BTW, this was a great idea for a thread!
Have you ever accidentally seen someone else having sex, but kept watching once you knew they didn't see you?
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innocent but how do I top that question????? :shy;
have you ever thought of someone else while you are having sex besides the person you are with
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innocent ... who can think?
Has anybody ever called you a pervert?
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Guilty cuz it's true. :rofl;
Have you ever called out a different name other than the person you are having sex with?
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Innocent
Have you ever purposely returned a call when you knew the person you were calling would not be there just so you could leave voicemail and not have a lengthy discussion?
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Guilty
Have you ever gotten in the wrong car in a parking lot because it looked like yours and you weren't really paying attention?
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Guilty, the car would not unlock, so there I am staring at a white cavalier that does not have my stuff in it!
Have you ever called someone you know really, really well by the wrong name?
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guilty especially siblings of former students
have your ever poured sprite in a water bottle so all would assume you are drinking water
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Not guilty
Have you ever just wanted to say "what the f... " Boxman
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Guilty--wanted to, but didn't/couldn't :banghead;
Have you ever made mud pies as a child---and ate them?
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innocent
Have you ever spit in someone's food or drink, then given it to them without them knowing you did it? And they ate or drank it.
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innocent
Have you ever had a really dumb argument with your boyfriend (or girlfriend) and then had a second dumb argument over who started the first dumb argument? (Bonus question: Did you go on to round three, or collapse into giggles?)
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guilty
Have you ever been held at gunpoint?
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guilty (hold up, I was clerk)
have you ever tried to get a sibling in trouble when you were a kid?
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innocent on people guilty on snakes
do U ever avoid calls from bill collectors ----thank goodnes for caller ID
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Guilty.
Did you ever try to sneak home animals and act casual when they were discovered by your
parents a few days later?
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Innocent
Do you ever pretend not to hear your spouse/so or children call your name even though you hear them clear as day?
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Guilty
Have you ever answered the phone and told caller you weren't there?
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Guilty. Damn collection agencies!
Have you ever cheated on a past boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Guilty :shy;
When on the phone with customer service of any kind, have you ever requested a manager just so you'll get someone who's first language is English and can answer questions without reading from a script?
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Guilty-all the time
have you ever drank to much to the point of falling over then drove home?
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guilty---(long time ago)
Have you ever been mean to a kid?
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guilty (my nephew once, felt bad afterwards)
have you ever left the pile behind while walking the dog?
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innocent (we have cats and tortoises)
Have you ever spent time in jail?
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innocent
Have you ever had sex on the beach? The real deal, not the drink!!!
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guilty (both coasts)
have you ever smoked pot?
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Guilty
Do you believe in UFO's?
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Innocent
did you ever tell your Mom when you where a teenager, you where going to church but went to breakfest instead?
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Guilty
Have you ever driven your Mom's car without permission?
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Innocent
Do you believe in ghosts?
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Guilty. I keep waiting for ghost hunters to have a real ghost come up to them and say BOO!
Do you believe in spirits?
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guilty ( I think I do)
have you ever skipped out on a dinner tab/
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Guilty...just last year! (not intentionally!!)
Did you ever sneak into the drive-in theatre via hiding in the car trunk?
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Innocent
Have you ever texted someone and sent a photo of an unmentionable?
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innocent
Do you lie when answering these questions?
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Completely innocent!
Are you lying on this question?
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innocent
have you ever been lost in the woods ?
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Guilty, many times
Have you ever forgotten what you did due to excessive alcohol consumption?
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innocent
have you ever been a little late to dialysis so you would not have to be in the chair a complete 4 hours ( 30 minutes late by the time you get hooked up)
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innocent
have you ever siphoned gas out of someone else's vehicle
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Guilty
Have you ever filled your car up with gas and drove off without paying?
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Innocent
have you ever made up an accident to collect the insurance
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Innocent
Have you ever drank so much alcohol that you ended up in the hospital?
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Innocent
Have you ever lied about your weight to the nurse (just a .2 or .3) who is going to hook you up?
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Guilty
have you ever lied to someone to make them feel better?
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Guilty
Have you ever hit a parked car?
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No sure. When I lived in Baltimore City, some woman came running out of an apartment a block away and told me I hit her car while trying to park. I never felt a thing or heard it. Neither did my boyfriend who was standing on the curb. He swore I didn't. she swore I did and ran inside to call the cops. No one ever showed up 10 minutes later so we left. We think she lied. Besides, how could she see from a block away, on the same side of the street?!
Have you ever bought something and hide it from your spouse/SO (and it's not a gift for them, it's for you)?
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guilty
Did you ever run away from home?
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Guilty (and I am still running!)
Have you ever seduced someone?
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Yeah right! :rofl; Innocent!
Did you ever eat glue when you were a child?
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innocent
Did you ever catch fireflies?
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guilty
Did you ever watch the clouds on a beautiful day to see what shapes they made?
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Guilty
Have you ever thought your phone was on mute and started cursing at whomever (person you are talking to, pets, spouse) and then suddenly realized it wasn't?
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Guilty have you ever shot the finger at someone and no one knows -- you have clothes on with pockets and no one can see U
(shoot the finger while your hand is in the pocket)
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Guilty!
Have you ever given someone the finger.bird from the car while you are driving?
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guilty (not recently ::) )
Do you drive a car that even the scrap yard would reject?
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Innocent
Have you ever told your spouse/so/friends you'd vote one way and then voted the other way when you were "in the booth"
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innocent
Have you ever told people you voted, when in reality you aren't currently registered?
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Innocent
Have you ever read something on IHD and instead of replying you PM'd or emailed another member to mock the post
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Innocent, now you've got me parnoid.
Have you ever told your teenage daughter to F---Off?
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Innocent
Have you ever read something on IHD and instead of replying you PM'd or emailed another member to mock the post
Do people do that?
have you ever done all of a project for your school aged children and thought you deserved a much better
innocent but wanted to grade
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Innocent.
Have you ever stole a cool drink glass from a restaurant?
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Innocent (but I did steal a tray from a dining hall in college to go sledding) That's kind of the same thing, I guess.
Did you ever beat anybody up as a kid?
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guilty
Do you enjoy flirting?
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Guilty. (but only when naked)
;)
Do you ever wonder what you life would be like if you had made different choices?
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Guilty. (but only when naked)
;)
Do you ever wonder what you life would be like if you had made different choices?
Guilty
Do you ever yell at stray dogs: "Bad Dog. Go home"?
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guilty
Are you feeling guilty right now?
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Guilty,guilty,guilty.
Have you ever wondered how you could have gone so wrong in your son's life?
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innocent
have you ever wanted something so bad it made you crazy?
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Guilty Mom talked me out of buying this handbag I saw. Lime green with lots of pockets.
Have you ever wanted to get out of your house because everyone in it was making you nuts?
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guilty (walking out shortly)
do some of the icons on this site make you nuts??
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innocent :sir ken; ( kidding)
have U ever been afraid to read the answers to a new topic you started? ( I just started one and I am afraid)
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Guilty
Have you ever not read a thread because it made you mad?
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Guilty.
Have you run out of good questions to ask for this thread like I have?!
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innocent
Do you eat all your vegetables?
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guilty
do you wish you could live in Bikini Bottom and eat crabby patties
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innocent
have you ever told your children there were no more cookies because you wanted the last one for yourself
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innocent ----- but now that the idea is in my head.....
have you looked at don't bother to look at this so many times but you never posted on it
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Innocent (I think)
Have you ever driven over 110 miles per hour
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guilty 8)
Did you ever sneak into a cemetery at night?
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guilty - we lived down the street from one when I was a kid, and we went there all the time.
Have you ever eaten someone else's chocolate easter bunny?
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gulity just the ears :bunny:
do you ever drink with no shoes on
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Guilty
remember I'm from Kentucky...we always drink with no shoes on.
:beer1;
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remember I'm from Kentucky...we always drink with no shoes on.
I made an :oops; do you ever drive without shoes on do people in Kentucky wear shoes
your turn for a question
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Hey flip ... where's your question? :waving;
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Sorry, I had to take my shoes off so I could fix a drink. (They won't let me come to dialysis without them)
Have you ever kissed a cousin at a family reunion and really enjoyed it?
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Innocent, my cousins are gross.
Have you ever left the house with no underwear under your clothes?
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guilty
Have you been contacted by an old boyfriend/girlfriend?
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guilty
have you ever lit a bag of dog sh** on someone's pourch then rang the doorbell ?
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innocent (unless you've got video evidence ::) )
Have you ever run a marathon?
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innocent (even before dialysis, no way)
do you drink to much coffee?
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innocent
Have you ever googled an old flames name just out of curiosity
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Innocent.
Have you ever had sex dream with another man? not your hubby or wife.
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Does that include leaving someone else's house with no underwear?
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I would say "definitely innocent"
have you ever been in a sweat lodge (Native American type)
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Innocent
Have you ever thought your entire family was crazy?
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Guilty, I've sometimes thought everyone was crazy but me.
Have you ever been on a high place and felt like jumping off?
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EEEK! No way! innocent.
Have you ever borrowed money and didn't repay it?
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Innocent (I think)
Have you ever won big in Vegas?
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innocent (but does cripple creek colorado count??)
have you ever spent too much money to see a play on broadway?
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Innocent
Have you ever crossed the equator?
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innocent
have you ever cross - dressed and not for Halloween or a custom party
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Innocent
Have you ever lobbed a snowball into a crowd and played innocent when you were guilty?
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innocent we throw cow patties down here
have your ever been skinny dipping
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guilty
Have you ever been cow tipping?
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Guilty
Have you ever been snipe hunting?
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innocent Have you ever been to a rattlesnake round up
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innocent (who would want to)
have you ever trespassed (in the dark) looking for sings of things from out of this world?
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Guilty (if picking in Sue Ellen's window as a kid counts ;D)
Have you ever had a V-8
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Guilty.
Have you ever paid over $300 for a concert ticket? (Yes, I am nuts!)
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innocent
Have you ever ridden an electronic bull?
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innocent
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
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Guilty
Have you ever been arrested?
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innocent
Have you ever gotten a rash from poison oak/ivy?
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Guilty, but the amazing thing is that I don't get it anymore since having chemo 7 years ago.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
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innocent (partial not full nudity)
have you ever made your son go to an NSYN concert with the family and years later he's still mad
(or any concert a boy might consider gay)
;musicalnote; ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote;
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Innocent
have you ever put your answering machine greeting to greet in french
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Guilty
Have you ever kissed under the Eiffel Tower?
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Innocent
Have you ever had a cyber crush?
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Guilty
Have you ever kissed under the Eiffel Tower?
The one in Paris, or the one in Vegas? :rofl;
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guilty
Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
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Guilty
Have you ever cut down your Christmas tree from somewhere where you weren't supposed to?
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Innocent- My Christmas tree is plastic and from the 99 cent store. Small one.
Have you ever broken a heart?
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guilty - unintentionally
Have you ever had your heart broken?
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Guilty (Gail Trussell, when I was 23 still think about her every once and awhile)
have you ever car bumper swished on a snow filled road?
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What does that mean? I've never heard of that before.
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Do you mean your bumper got squished??
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Guilty (Gail Trussell, when I was 23 still think about her every once and awhile)
have you ever car bumper swished on a snow filled road?
Guilty (we called it skitching. It's holding on to a car bumper on an ice covered road. You slide around for as long as you can. We did this a lot growing up in Chicago).
Have you ever swam in the Indian Ocean?
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being from Milwaukee we swished ;D just kidding! I meant skitch
Innocent
have you ever climbed to the top of half dome
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(we always suspected the people in Milwaukee were swishing)
Innocent (but it is near the top of my to do list)
Have you ever backpacked (spent more than a night 500 yards from a road)?
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Guilty
Have you ever been homeless for more than a month?
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Innocent
Have you ever fired a gun?
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guilty
have you ever ate a squirrel
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guilty ate in when I was too young to know it was a rodent with a furry tail
chicken fried, grits and gravy --- only served during squirrel season
:puke; thinking about it now
Have you ever kept count of how many squirrels you run over----- like a competition
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Innocent
Have you ever counted cows while you were on a trip?
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guilty
did you ever spot VW Bugs while on a trip and punch your sister in the arm when you saw one. Slug Bug
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guilty
did you ever buy mexican jumping beans? (i love those)
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Guilty
have you ever attempted to make dinner to impress your girl/boy friend and burned it ?
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guilty
Have you ever gone skin diving?
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innocent
Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane?
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Guilty x3
Have you ever been in an earthquake?
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Innocent (a couple of tornadoes doesn't count)
Have you ever won big at a casino (>$500)?
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Guilty (that was a good night)
Have you ever had to speak in front of hundreds of people?
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Guilty (testified in big court cases many times)
Have you ever had a close encounter with a wild animal?
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Guilty (brown bear in camp)
have you ever been in a boat that started to take on water
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Guilty, pulled the plug and raced for shore
Have you ever eaten snake?
Side note: a friend of mine used to fix rattlesnake at his cookouts and tell everyone it was chicken. People loved it until he told them.
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Innocent (thank God)
In reference to the old Meatloaf song, have you seen Paradise by the Dashboard Light?
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Guilty :shy;
Have you ever had a crush on a Doctor?
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Innocent
have you ever messed around in your girlfriend/boyfriend basement with the parents upstairs ?
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basement?
have you ever messed around in your girl/boy friend's attic with parents downstairs
oh, I forget innocent to the basement
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Innocent
Have you ever fooled around with a boy/girlfriend with your parents in the house?
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innocent (not my parents house but guilty at her parents house)
have you ever climbed a tree and once you reached a certain point decided you can't get down ?
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guilty
Have you ever done an anonymous good deed?
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Guilty
Have you ever edited a Wikipedia article?
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Guilty
Have you ever owned a water bed?
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Guilty - college
Have you ever owned a beer refrigerator?
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Innocent
Have you ever hitchhiked?
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innocent---too afraid
have you thrown popcorn, ice or anything in a dark theater
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Innocent
Have you ever made out in a theater?
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Guilty
Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie movie before you were old enough?
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guilty
ever have a bar tab before you where old enough to drink ?
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innocent
Do you eat sardines?
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Innocent
Do you eat limberger cheese?
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innocent :puke;
Do you eat chicken livers?
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innocent ( but real liver and onions --- :bow; )
have you ever eaten octopus (we did in Vera Cruz)
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Guilty (love it !! )
Have you ever pictured someone by thier name and how they talked, then where completely surprised when you came face to face
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guilty
Do you ever bake homemade cookies?
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guilty all the time they don't last long I make choc kinds so I do not like them
have your ever thrown you dog or pet in the pool not the pets that like water the other ones
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guilty
do you ever stay in your pajamas all day?
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Guilty! Almost every day unless I have to go to class.
Have you ever skipped out on going out somewhere, just because you didn't feel like putting on better clothes?
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innocent
do you ever skip logging on the your computer because you're too lazy to walk upstairs to the computer room? (if you ask me, i'll blame my broken foot)
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Innocent (I'm always logged in and my house is small)
Have you ever changed a car's oil?
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guilty
Have you ever replaced the washers in a faucet?
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guilty
Have you ever mudded dry wall?
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innocent
have you ever had a garage sale ?
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guilty
Have you ever slid down a grassy hill on cardboard?
-
quility
Have you ever bought take out and said you made it?
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innocent
Are you a pack rat?
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innocent
have you ever eaten tiny baby eels?
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INNOCENT!!
Have you ever eaten pigs' feet?
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innocent
have you ever eaten pickled eggs ?
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innocent.
Do you eat sushi?
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guilty
have you ever eaten a tuna sandwhich on toast with peanut butter on the toast
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innocent
Have you ever been on television?
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innocent
do you like to do yard work ?
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I am so Innocent.
Has tequila ever made your clothes fall off? (Is Meinuk online?)
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Guilty, but the tequila just made it more fun. (I'll never be running for public office!)
Have you ever tried to make home brew?
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Innocent. Though after next week's CST testing I will looking for home brew!
Have you ever talked to your animals like they understand every word you say?
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guilty
have you ever thought they talked back?
-
guilty
Is your weight accurate on your driver's license?
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innocent (I added 4.9 kilos :'( boo hoo )
can you dance the twist ?
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guilty
can you pole dance :bandance;
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innocent (never tried)
Do ya feel lucky?
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Innocent
Have you ever won anything (besides money)?
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Gulity.
Have you ever fallen for "Let's go snipe hunting"
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So guilty!! Fell over some barbwire and rolled down a very large hill too....
Ever been on a hay ride when someone fell off and was run over?
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Innocent
Ever fallen off of a horse?
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guilty (OUCH!)
Have you ever ridden in a hot air balloon?
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guily (twice)
ever flown in a glidder
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Innocent
Ever landed an airplane?
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innocent
ever throw a party and have over 50 people attend
-
guilty
Did you ever swim in the ocean at night?
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Innocent
Have you ever peed in a pool?
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guilty ( back in the day, when pee was more available) :shy;
has your home ever flooded
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innocent
Ever lived in an area that flooded?
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guilty
Do you listen to voices in your head?
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Guilty
Have you ever been to Cleveland?
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Innocent
Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the face?
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Guilty, oh so guilty
Have you ever thrown up on someone by mistake? :puke; :puke;
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innocent
have you ever fallen asleep at a funeral?
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Innocent
Ever burst out laughing during a sermon?
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:rofl; Guilty
Have you been to a family reunion?
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Guilty
Some of my relatives are VERY frightening!
Ever kissed a cousin?
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Innocent, but did have a crush on one once.
Have you ever eaten at Tito's Tacos?
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si, guilty
Ever do a strip tease?
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GUILTY!! :shy;
have you ever eaten a muscadine?
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guilty (if it's a type of grape)
have you ever eaten rocky mountain oysters?
-
innocent
Have you ever been badly sunburned?
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guilty (redheads don't do anything else)
ever gone to a nude beach?
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innocent
Have you ever visited the Great Wall of China?
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innocent
have you ever had a summer romance then the next summer you look at that person and think ," what the hell was I thinking?"
-
guilty
have you ever laughed so hard you wet your pants
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Innocent (I can laugh pretty hard but, bladder behaves )
have you ever smoked a true cuban cigar ?
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Guilty
Have you ever been so mad at a waitress you embarrassed yourself for speaking up too loud or rude?
-
Innocent
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
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innocent but it is a dream for me
have you ever been to Vera Cruz
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innocent
have you ever gotten drunk and passed out on the beach only to awaken the next morning with the tide coming in?
-
guilty (too much tequila in mexico!)
Can you give a good foot massage?
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Guilty - should the mood strike
Can you make a dog move its leg uncontrollably?
-
guilty
Have you ever dated out of your own race?
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guilty ( in Vera Cruz)
have you ever ( and this is disgusting ) held the water spray on your kitchen sink into your mouth and just let the cool water flow (over the sink)
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innocent
Have you ever (this is disgusting too) taken a drink of a kidney patient banned liquid (like a coke or a glass of milk) and spit it out in the sink once you had savored the taste?
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innocent but I am starting now Pepsi here I come 8) idea
have you ever spent too much time on IHD and you can not stop yourself
-
guilty
Have you ever thought of starting an IHD support group?
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innocent but I would join if you started one
see I'm answering this question and just waiting for someone to post on the three line story so I can reply again
:urcrazy;
Have you ever (warning not for the weak at heart) urinated outside in the back yard because you still have some urine and you felt
empowered ( impowered- not on spell check)
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innocent
For those of us who still 'make water,' has anyone ever questioned you when you said you had to go to the bathroom?
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innocent (ok now, keep dialysis/kidney stuff in another thread if you want to start one, this one is strickly off-topic)
Have you ever had a dream that you could fly (no plane)?
-
guilty
Ever sang karokee - and you KNOW you don't have a good singing voice?
-
guilty
Are you addicted to anything?
-
guilty
are you addicted to a person
-
Innocent
have you ever punched someone out in a bar ??
-
innocent
have you ever flashed your boobs during spring break
-
Innocent!
(oh, it felt good to type that - I've never gone on Spring Break!)
Have you ever eaten fried ice cream?
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Guilty ( once)
have you ever given a person wrong directions
-
Guilty
Have you ever given someone wrong directions on purpose?
-
Guilty >:D
Have you ever thrown spitballs in grade school
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innocent
are you a chocoholic
-
Guilty
Do you like to read trashy romance novels?
-
GUILTY, oh soooo guilty!
Do you think dark chocolate is the best?
-
Very guilty.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping and then had to wait until someone, who showed up unexpectedly, left before you could get out?
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Innocent
Ever been to a hot spa?
-
Guilty
Ever eaten chicken feet?
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Innocent
Have you ever had a mud bath?
-
Guilty
Have you ever had a reflexology treatment/massage?
-
Guilty, oh was it nice.
Have you ever danced nude in the rain?
-
Semi-guilty
Have you ever nodded yes in a foreign language to something you didn't understand, and no was the way you later wished you'd nodded instead?
-
innocent
Do you eat popcorn at the movies?
:popcorn;
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Guilty
Have you ever told new empolyees outrageous things that weren't even a tad bit true?
-
Guilty but it was in fun!
You ever type something in error however it was funnier the way you typed it than originally?
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innocent
are you a good driver in reverse at more then 5 mph
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Kinda sorta guilty (Rob would say hell no)
Do you have Tivo?
-
Guilty, sort of - my dish comes with a DVR recorder
Ever bumped a bumper while parallel parking?
-
guilty
Ever have a pen leak ink all over your purse/pocket?
-
guilty
do you like to fish?
-
guilty
Do you like to go antiquing?
-
Guilty I can spend hours antiquing.
Have you ever bopped someone?
-
Guilty (aged 11)
Have you ever gone whale watching?
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Guilty I have been twice.
Did you see a whale while whale watching?
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I've never been to any organized whale watching but I've seen a beluga whale (small) from a hotel room in Quebec, along the St. Lawrence river. And a minke (we weren't sure) further along the river. Very cool.
Have you ever run rapids in a canoe, kayak or raft?
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Guilty, but not because I wanted to. My camp counselor was an idiot who couldn't read a map.
Ever been to summer camp?
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guilty
Ever take some great photos, then realize the camera had no film?
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innocent--but I feel bad for anyone who did- that must have been terrible.... :o
Have you ever REALLY REALLY listened to Pink Floyd?
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Hole In the Wall- Guilty- not much else though
Do you dance outside the fire?
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Guilty. No wait Innocent. ... It could have happened
Have you ever been to Burning Man?
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Innocent. But if it has something to do with nice looking men, I am there.
Did you ever have a psychic vision or dream?
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Guilty - I was divorced at the time and had a very vivid dream about my ex-husband's grandmother, we had a nice, long talk. Turns out she died a few days before. It freaked me out!
Have you ever had a reading from a psychic?
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Innocent
Have you ever talked to someone on the phone for over 5 hours?
-
Innocent ( but my sister probably has, blah blah blah on and on man she can talk)
have you ever found an item you misplaced over a year later and wrote off?
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guilty
Do you have a tattoo?
-
Innocent
Do you wear a toe ring?
-
innocent
Have you had any cosmetic surgery?
-
Innocent
Have you ever bought second-hand clothes?
-
guilty
Do you have a paper shredder at home?
-
Innocent
Do you have a favorite flower?
-
guilty
Can you do a cartwheel?
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No longer guilty (but I just got chills cause my last question was going to be exactly that one)
Do you ever still climb trees?
-
(really? I must have read your mind because I have no idea why a cartwheel popped into my head!)
innocent - cuz going up is easier than coming down
Have you ever refinished a piece of furniture?
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Guilty, long long ago.
Do you own any original oil paintings?
-
guilty
Do you grow vegetables?
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currently innocent
Have you ever eaten fennel?
-
guilty
have you ever cooked a stew and put green food coloring in it because it was St.Patrick's Day ( or colored anything differently for a holiday)
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Innocent
Could you pass the drug test an Olympic athlete must pass?
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Guilty (had to look that one up on-line and I'm good to go!)
Do you know the way to San Jose?
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guilty (mapquest)
Have you ever made a Baked Alaska?
-
guilty
have you ever won a scholarship
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Guilty
Have you ever worn braces?
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guilty have you ever broken a bracket on your braces
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Innocent
Have you ever rolled in the snow after a sauna?
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Innocent
Have you ever fire walked?
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Innocent
Ever been mountain climbing?
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Guilty
Ever done a limbo?
-
innocent
do you breakdance?
-
innocent
Have you ever gone cliff diving?
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Innocent
Have you ever seen a bear in the wild?
-
guilty (Yosemite)
Do you have any piercings?
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Guilty (ears at two DAYS old)
Have you ever been to a nude beach?
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innocent
Have you ever invested in a pyramid scheme?
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innocent,
Have you ever planted a tree?
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guilty have you ever chopped down a cherry tree
-
innocent
Have you ever driven across the US?
-
guilty
Have you ever driven across Canada?
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innocent
Have you ever swam with dolphins?
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guilty
have you ever driven across Texas ( it takes forever)
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Innocent
Have you ever swam with sea lions?
-
innocent
have you ever been in a jungle?
-
innocent
Have you ever been thrown a surprise party?
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Guilty
are you color blind
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Innocent
Have you ever been bitten by a tick?
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Innocent
Did you ever jump from a rooftop into a swimming pool?
-
Innocent
Have you ever slept all night in a hammock?
-
Innocent
Do you have a neighbor you don't like?
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Guilty.
Have you ever cried your way out of a ticket?
-
Innocent
Have you ever gone cross-country skiing?
-
Guilty
Have you ever downhill skied?
-
Guilty
Have you ever cut a hole in the ice to get water?
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Innocent
Have you ever been to the ocean and the mountains all in one day?
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Guilty and it was lovely.
Have you ever bungee jumped off a bridge?
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Innocent.
Have you ever worn two different shoes to work?
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innocent
Have you ever drunkenly confessed your love to someone you really didn't love?
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Guilty (from what I was told ::) )
Ever sat in a hot tub looking at the stars?
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Guilty (in the wintertime)
Have you ever rode a horse bareback?
-
guilty
Have you ever studied martial arts?
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Innocent
Have you ever tried Pilates?
-
innocent
Do you snore?
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Guilty (occasionally)
Have you ever fallen out of bed?
-
innocent
Ever been to Disneyland?
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Guilty (that's the one in Florida right?)
Do you like scary roller coaster rides?
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(DisneyWorld is in Florida, but the Disneyland part is the same in Calif. and Florida, at least it used to be.)
Guilty! - well I like the old fashioned kind. The new ones with corkscrew turns make me queasy!
Do you own any silver souvenir spoons?
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Innocent (but I stand to inherit a mess of them from my mother-in-law)
Have you ever seen an octopus on the floor of the ocean?
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innocent
Ever get chased by a swarm of bees?
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Innocent
Have you ever seen puppies being born?
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Guilty :)
Do you floss every day?
-
90% guilty
Have you ever knocked out a tooth?
-
Guilty
have you ever eaten esgargot (snails)
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Guilty (I LOVE IT!)
Have you ever run out of gas?
-
Guilty
Have you ever checked someone for ticks?
-
Guilty.
Have you ever square danced?
-
Guilty,
Have you ever Waltzed
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Guilty
Did you ever sneak out of the house in the night and sneak back in without being caught?
-
guilty
did you ever go grawdaddying
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innocent
did you ever eat dolphin? And NO- i mean the fish not flipper!!
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innocent unless my tuna was dolphin and I did not know it (correction crawdad fishing)
did you ever place a burning bag of dog do do on someone's porch
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innocent- but I did put a dog turd in a mailbox once!!
did you ever go kite skiing?
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Innocent I did not know you even could.
Have you ever knocked you computer out because it was being stupid?
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Innocent
Have you ever eaten ostrich?
-
Innocent
Have you ever eaten alligator?
-
guillty
have you ever eaten buffalo
-
guillty
have you ever eaten buffalo
Guilty
Have you ever run up a $100 a person dinner tab?
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Guilty.
Have you ever made cheese?
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Innocent I have made butter, but not cheese.
Have you ever cut the cheese (farted) out loud in public?
-
Guilty
Have you ever eaten rare duck breast?
-
Innocent
At the bakery have you ever felt like grabbing a baguette and challenging the person in front of you to a sword fight?
-
Guilty
Have you ever been to a musical?
-
Guilty (young Frankenstein when it was here in Seattle Before NY NY)
Have you ever rewritten a song to feature your pet and then sung it to them, again and again?
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Yes I sing it to my cat.
Have you ever let your dog sleep on your bed?
-
Guilty
Have you ever knocked on a table or wall to make the dog think there is someone at the door?
-
guilty
have you ever spent too much time on IHD and told family members you felt too bad to clean house
-
Guilty for the first half then innocent
have you ever bumped a person's car and just took off?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever started a 3.5 hour dialysis run in late afternoon daylight and forgotten to turn on the light, and spent the last two hours sitting in the dark? (TWICE) AAAGGGHHH.
-
Innocent (get the clapper ;D )
would you rather dine in then out
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Guilty
have you ever gotten extra money out of ATM and not told
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Sorry, I spaced on the rules with my last question.
ATM - Innocent.
Have you ever called in a repairman to fix your refrigerator just to find out that it was unplugged?
-
Innocent (but that's funny)
Have you ever gone into a store and left your car running?
-
Guilty (with the keys locked inside on Christmas Eve)
Have you ever gone parking?
-
guilty
Have you ever left your car running and locked the doors? cough, cough, mom cough cough
-
Guilty - (see above)
Have you ever traveled on someone else's passport?
-
Innocent (this board may be monitored)
have you ever ice skated in Rockefeller square?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever cried while watching a youtube music video?
-
Guilty
Have you ever climbed a mountain?
-
Does dialysis count? Guilty on both counts.
Have you ever climbed a volcano?
-
Went to the top in a bus then biked down so maybe guilty (island of Maui )
sometimes do you feel like a nut ??
-
Guilty
Ever been given a field sobriety test?
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Innocent
Have you ever caught a ball at a baseball game (as a fan)?
-
innocent
does Ryan Seacrest make you ill ?
-
Guilty
Do you watch less TV today than you did two years ago?
-
Gulity
Did you ever use the wrong restroom?
-
guilty
have you ever attended a super bowl (NFL)
-
Innocent
Have you ever attended a baseball playoff game?
-
Innocent (I wish)
have you ever broke a window by bouncing the baseball against the house?
-
Guilty
Have you ever shot a crow with a pellet gun?
-
innocent (guilty with a shotgun)
have you ever gone duck huntig
-
innocent (shot a squirrel out my bedroom window though)
have you ever grown tomatoes?
-
guilty
Do you grow any fruit trees?
-
Innocent unless you count a grape vine or blueberry bush.
Is your thumb green?
-
innocent
Have you ever ridden on a steam locomotive?
-
Innocent
Have you ever rode on the top of a train? (The tunnels are scary)
-
innocent (I prefer the conventional way to ride a train )
have you ever made homemade dandelion wine ?
-
innocent
Have you ever been to a Civil War battlefield?
-
innocent
Have you ever took on a project that was over your head ?
-
guilty
Are you superstitious?
-
innocent
have you ever had a flashback??
-
innocent
Do you save pennies?
-
guilty
Have you ever paid for something in all pennies
-
guilty (cashed in a jar recently-$29.00 and some change)
guilty on the paying also
Do you like to watch soccer
-
innocent
Have you ever just stood in the rain because you wanted to
-
guilty
Do you like to chew gum?
-
guilty
Have you ever been on a sailboat
-
guilty
do you prefer sailing over powerboating
-
innocent
have you ever ridden a Harley?
-
guilty
Have you ever been in a motorcycle accident
-
guilty
Have you ever been to the top of the empire state building?
-
Guilty
Have you ever been in the head of the Statue of Liberty?
-
Innocent
Ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?
-
Innocent
Ever went to the South of France (Saint Tropez, Cannes, Nice, etc.)?
-
Guilty (I taught English at l'Université de Nice)
Have you ever seen Napoleon's tomb?
-
Guilty
Have you ever taken the TGV (France's fast train) though the Chunnel?
-
Guilty.
Have you ever taken the Trans-Siberian railway?
-
Innocent
Have you ever crossed the Channel by ferry?
-
Guilty.
Have your ever Munroe Bagged? if guilty, what is your #?
-
Innocent
Have you ever bagged Ayers Rock?
-
Innocent, but I want to go see it one day.
Anyone ever closed their eyes and roller-skated into the back of a house?
-
Innocent
Ever been looking at something off to your side and run your bicycle into a parked car?
-
OOOPS! Guilty
Have you ever ran away from home?
-
Innocent (but I went to boarding school at ten and went away from home permanently at 15)
Have you ever been in a food fight?
-
guilty
Have you been skateboarding?
-
Innocent but wish I were guilty
Have you ever upholstered a piece of furniture?
-
innocent
have you ever made Barbie furniture?
-
Innocent
Have you ever been swimming at the base of a waterfall?
-
guilty (just out of Steamboat Springs)
have you ever photographed a humming birg at a feeder
-
guilty
Did you ever see the green flash right before the sun sets in the ocean?
-
Innocent but I've looked.
Have you ever body surfed?
-
guilty
have you ever been at a loss for a question to ask
-
Innocent
Have you ever been satisfied?
-
Guilty - but it doesn't last!
Are you a good cook?
-
guilty - good enough
Do you use instant messaging?
-
Guilty, if the chat room on IHD counts.
Did you hate getting a cell phone?
-
Innocent....love the cell phone....too much.... :-)
Have you ever voted on American Idol???
-
Innocent (never missed voting in an election though)
Have you ever watched a polo game?
-
Innocent
Have you ever watched a netball game? Do you even know what netball is??
-
innocent (not sure what it is?)
Have you ever fed a baby goat with a bottle?
-
guilty
did you ever drink fresh goat's milk
-
guility (didn't like it)
have you ever had duck eggs?
-
innocent
Have you ever tried any fad diets?
-
guility
Have you ever swung in a tire swing over the water?
-
guilty
Ever had an ant farm?
-
Innocent (but I did have a cockroach farm in an old NYC apt - I moved -filthy neighbors!)
Have you ever fallen asleep while floating in an innertube on a lake?
-
innocent
Have you ever fallen asleep in the bathtub?
-
guilty-oh so guilty!!
have you ever fed your cat spaghetti? (I can't believe she ate three noodles with sauce!)
-
guilty ---- one of Slugger's favorite meals
Have you ever let your dog drink a little beer, just a lick or two
-
innocent
Have you ever cooked Thai food?
-
Innocent
Have you ever placed a tack on your teachers chair?
-
Innocent
Have you ever let the air out of your own tire so you didn't have to go somewhere you didn't want to go
-
guilty :shy;
Sluff--- I think I sat on that tack.......
Have you ever dreamed you are in class and you are naked and no one notices or cares?
-
innocent
Have you ever made silver or gold jewelery?
-
innocent (I tried unsuccessfully)
Have you ever promised something you had no intention of doing?
-
guilty (and not proud of it)
Have you ever seen a Katsura tree?
-
innocent (what is it?)
Have you ever picked fresh berries and made cobbler?
-
guilty our backyard
have you ever hidden the last serving of homemade cobbler for yourself to eat when everyone else is gone
-
innocent (a katsura is a japanese tree. It's my favorite tree, with bluish green heart-shaped leaves, grows to 50 ft tall, males and females have different shapes and it smells like cotton candy in the fall when leaves turn
yellowy orange. I finally planted one last summer.)
Have you ever seen an iguana up close?
-
Guilty
Have you ever fallen asleep while on the phone with a friend?
-
innocent ( But oops for you)
Have you ever watched a surgery (other than any of your own)?
-
innoceny
have you ever put grass snakes in the garbage cans and have your mom come out with the trash
-
Innocent
Have you ever tasted Dog Food? The kibble kind.
-
Heck no....I mean innocent.
Have you ever seen a moose in the wild?
-
Innocent (would be cool though)
Do you still know how to play hopscotch?
-
Guilty oh yeah
Have you ever been swimming in a natural hot spring.(Often smelling like an egg bath?)
-
guilty
ever visited bumpus hell?
-
innocent (what kind of hell is it?)
Have you ever driven on the left hand side of the road (legally that is).
-
innocent
Do you know how to make good pie crust?
-
Guilty. (it involves vodka)
Have you ever gotten so lost while driving that you ended up in another state?
-
innocent
ever been to country jam?
(bumpus hell is boiling mud pots at lassen national park)
-
innocent (I love jam tho)
Ever think someone stole your jewelry or money when in fact you had hidden it from yourself?
-
Guilty
Ever turn on a water tap and have it splash the front of your pants so you look like you didn't quite make it to the bathroom?
-
guilty :shy;
have you ever "shot the bird" to another driver?
-
guilty -LOL
Have you ever played hooky from work to go have fun?
-
Guilty
Have you ever seen a movie being made near or in your neighbourhood?
-
innocent
Have you ever met a movie star? (who)???
-
innocent
Have you ever acted on stage ?
-
Innocent
Do you sing along to the music walking up and down the aisles at your grocery store?
-
innocent
Do you get late night munchies?
-
guilty guilty guilty
have you ever danced barefoot in the moonlight?
-
guilty oh so guilty
Have you ever done something on the beach that you would not want anyone to know
-
Innocent
Have you ever stolen a vote for sign from your neighbors yard because the sign said to vote for the person you didn't want to win?
-
guilty
have you ever stolen the yard football signs from a team you hated Conroe / Woodlands Conore took signs and it was fun
-
guilty
Have you every stolen the other team mascot
-
Innocent
Have you ever stood up on a merry-go round horse?
-
Innocent
Have you ever been on a merry-go-round horse in Puerto Rico?
-
innocent
was your uncle or anyone in your family ever a famous Texas Ranger?
-
Innocent
Do you have a googleganger?
-
That's a personal question. Innocent I think.
Any royality in your blood line?
-
guilty (we have a royal line of rednecks in our family)
Boxman, is a googleganger something done on to do a computer?
question------ Can you define googleganger?
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I think a googleganger is someone who has the same name as you, that you can find by searching on Google...I've actually only heard the term used for Facebook (A facebookganger)
It's supposed to be like a Doppelganger...
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hyperlite that was a guilty your next
amazing how you did not tie the answer into hockey :rofl;
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:oops; you are next damn, I hate it when I do that
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Have you ever landed a 360 Roast Beef?
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innocent
Ever eaten a holiday Cheese Ball?
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Guilty
Are you related to a gangster or mafia?
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guilty :shy; by marriage not husband but his side of the family, which we stay away from
did you ever make up a recipe that you can not eat, not that it is bad, the ingredients are not renal friendly
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guilty (and not being renal friendly didn't keep me from eating it)
ever ride a unicycle?
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innocent
Have you ever eaten something in the bathroom so you didnt have to share it?
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innocent (denial is a beautiful thing)
Have you ever made confetti eggs?
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innocent (what are they)
ever had beet eggs?
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innocent - what are beet eggs?
.................
Here's confetti eggs:
Make confetti eggs, also known as cascarones, for your next party and you'll have all your guests cracking up.
Hollow out an egg by making a hole at each end end blowing the contents out.
Enlarge the hole on one end of the egg by carefully breaking the shell away with your fingernail. The opening should be about the size of a dime.
Fill the hollow eggshell with confetti.
Pour white glue into a small plastic container.
Thin the glue slightly with water to a consistency that spreads easily with a paintbrush.
Cut or tear colored tissue paper into 1/2-inch to 1-inch squares.
Brush the thinned glue over the surface of the egg.
Press one tissue paper square over the hole at the end of the egg so that the confetti doesn't fall out.
Press tissue paper squares into the glue, covering the surface of the egg.
Allow the glue to dry.
Break the eggs over your party guests' heads. Olé!
.......
Ever visited a live volcano?
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innocent - what are beet eggs?
beet eggs are hardboiled eggs (shelled) that have been soaked in pickled beet juice (the more vinegar the better) untill they turn purple. my grandmother used to make them at easter.
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guilty didn't see a question but I know I am guilty
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
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Guilty- I hope so, since I teach sixth grade. LOLOLOL
Have you ever eaten a chocolate covered bug?
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innocent - what are beet eggs?
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Ever visited a live volcano?
innocent
I did post a question
here it is again... Ever visited a live volcano?
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I was below Heleakala in Maui and we planned to go, but it snowed on top of it that night.
Have you ever kidnapped your husband for a weekend away?
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innocent
Have you ever been bitten by a scorpion?
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Innocent The scorpion would have to catch me first!
Ever stepped on a snake?
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guilty
have you ever had a student bring a snake to school in his backpack --- the class was studying Medusa
Okarol I thought thegrammalady would ask the next question.
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Innocent, although we had a gopher snake take up residence in our bathroom at school one day. That is sooo funny, we just finished reading Medusa in our Lang. Arts book.
Have you ever made chocolate chip cookies?
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guilty
(that's ok twirl)
Ever get lost on the subway?
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Innocent, subway, what's a subway?? LOL
Ever been lost in a subdivision and wondered if you would find your way out of it?
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innocent
Have you ever been lost in the woods?
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innocent (what are woods? LOL)
Ever get caught by the teacher for chewing gum?
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guilty and I almost got kicked out of drill team
Have you ever just moved your mouth and did not sing
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guilty
Have you ever fallen down and got up quick hoping no one saw you fall?
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Ouch! Guilty!
Have you ever fallen up a staircase?
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Guilty
Have you ever cut yourself accidently while cooking?
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innocent
have you ever hiked to the top of an extinct one?
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guilty
Have you ever shared a sleeping bag?
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guilty
Have you ever climbed a tree and then were to scared to climb down?
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innocent (my mother was scared though)
ever made jam?
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innocent (I would like to though)
Ever do calligraphy?
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Guilty
Ever made butter from scratch?
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guilty
Have you ever dehydrated your own food (for trips into the woods, aka the bush)
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guilty
have you ever been arrested
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Innocent (though my husband did pull me over one time before we were dating...and we were on the phone at the time, and I was totally freaking out, because I didn't know it was him!)
Have you ever completely rearranged your kitchen cabinets just for an excuse to go through them and throw things out that aren't used anymore?
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Guilty.
Have you ever thrown everything out and started fresh?
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Innocent but tempting
Have you ever lived in the same place for 20 years?
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Innocent.
Have you ever been detained at customs because you were a suspected drug mule?
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Guilty
have you ever lost your Passport while you were abroad?
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Innocent.
Have you ever worked in a foreign country illegally? (no work visa)
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Innocent
Have you felt your life was dull after reading some of these posts! :rofl;
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Innocent
Have you ever stayed on a train after its last stop because the announcement was made in French and really you were only listening for the city name, so you had to walk along the tracks back to the station from the train yard?
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Innocent - You won't hear anything in French travelling on the subway in Boston, but you will wonder what the heck they said (Bostonians tend to drop the "R"s)
Have you ever been to a kids baseball game and just wanted to smack one of the kids because they were annoying as hell?
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Guilty.
Have you wanted to "smack" annoying parents at any child's sporting event?
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guilty
Have you ever scolded a parent while they disciplined their child in public?
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Innocent. In California you might get a gun pulled on you.
Have you ever sang silly songs with your kids in the car? :yahoo;
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guilty
Have you ever passed out during a church service?
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Innocent.
Have you ever got the giggles during a funeral service?
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Guilty
Have you ever started laughing while reciting a church reading?
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Innocent
Have you ever played the organ or piano in a church meeting?
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Innocent
Have you ever gotten the giggles at a funeral?
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guility
Are you just sick and tired of the Political process?
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Guilty
Are you sick and tired of the lack of knowledge & communication skills customer service reps have these days?
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innocent
Where is Bill?
Have you ever been found guilty of mule packing drugs in another country?
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innocent
Have you ever bought booze into the country that you didn't tell customs about?
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innocent
Have you ever bought a cake that looked beautiful but tasted so icky that you tossed it?
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Innocent.
Have you ever wondered who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
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Guilty, that and "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Did you ever kill a fish trying to get it off the hook?
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guilty
Have you ever been to an opera? Did you like it?
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guilty and sorta guilty
Do you hate tags in clothing?
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guilty
Do you really hate those stickers they put on everything and trying to remove them?
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guilty
Do you like homemade lemonade?
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guilty
Have you ever stepped on a sea urchin?
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Innocent
Have you ever taken some of your children's trick or treat candy for yourself, and told them something was wrong with the wrapper and you didn't think it was safe?
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guilty (when I first moved to Canada from Jamaica I was amazed by the idea that kids went around to neighbours houses "begging" for candy. WTF thought I but I made my cousins give me some of their loot since I was too old to go begging with them.)
Have you ever been to a restaurant for Christmas dinner?
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guilty when a kid Chinese Restaurant
have you ever made edible vomit
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innocent
Have you ever played Red Rover, Red Rover
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Guilty
Have you ever built a fort / clubhouse?
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Guilty
Have you ever sleep outside all night?
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Guilty.
Have you ever ridden a horse over a jump course?
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guilty
have you ever ridden a horse bareback on the beach in another country at sunset
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partially guilty (wasn't on the beach)
Have you ever lost your glasses and found them several weeks later in a garden bed?
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innocent
Where is Bill?
Have you ever been found guilty of mule packing drugs in another country?
The time I was held up at customs was when in Thailand I aborted my first trip around the world after three weeks of dysentery in Nepal. After the 20 some hour flight to Seattle I was too sick to walk off the plane. They quarantined me in the bowels of SeaTac airport. Apparently I was delirious by this point and showed undo concern for my baggage and the big blond guy meeting my flight (a roommate from college). I think the assumption was I was whacked out on something besides an imbalance of electrolytes.
Have you ever spent time in a coma?
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innocent Bill what a relief, just watched A&E last night about a man innocently convicted of having drugs and it was a living hell
have you ever done natural birth and nothing at all for pain------males- have you ever watched a natural birth
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innocent (however I too have had severe dysentery in Nepal and surely natural childbirth could be no worse)
Have you ever helped deliver a calf (or foal)?
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guilty ( I think dysentery comes out a different place, anyways they both cause screaming pain)
did you have a miserable childhood
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innocent and guilty (had to grow up way too fast)
did you have any alcoholic parents?
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innocent on mother's part guilty on stepfather's part sucked big time
can you place bad memories behind you
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guilty (I focus on the good ones and I've lots so that works)
Have you ever wished for more brothers or sisters?
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guilty
my twin sister will not give me a kidney
and my older sister, would but she can't ---- has one working kidney
Have you ever wished someone harm or death ( I know this is not a good thing)
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Innocent (well, maybe... can't put in it writing, it is against the law to wish ill of certain elected officials...)
Have you ever ridden the Zipper at the State Fair over and over and over again - until you hurled? (on a bet)
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Innocent - iron stomach.
Have you ever ridden a Segway?
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Innocent (but would love to, they look like a lot of fun)
Did you go to your Junior and/or Senior Prom?
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guilty
did you wish you were with someone else at your prom
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Guilty (went with ex-boyfriend - big mistake!)
Ever worn red toe nail polish?
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(looks at toes)
Guilty.
Have you ever painted your toenails to look like m&ms? (different bright colors)
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innocent, but I will try it.
Ever wear bell bottoms?
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guilty (and you're dating me again)
ever get a pedicure (even if you didn't need it)
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guilty - love to get em
Ever have a pet bird?
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guilty
ever place you dog in a seat belt intended for people
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innocent
ever been on a tv show?
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guilty
ever won a talent contest
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innocent
Ever bleach your hair a bizarre shade?
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innocent
ever bleached another person's hair and it came out bizarre
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innocent
have you ever pierced anyone's ear?
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innocent
Have you ever had a blackeye?
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Guilty
Have you ever skated on a frozen lake?
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innocent
Have you ever gotten caught in big sets of waves while body surfing?
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guilty
Have you ever been caught sitting in the wrong (better) seats at a sporting event/concert?
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innocent
have you ever had first row seats, right behind the dougout and a baseball game?
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guilty - once - it was cool
Have you ever mixed mentos and diet coke?
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Innocent (but saw it on the Leno show, looked cool!)
Ever flashed your bare butt in a car? :sir ken;
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Guilty
Have you ever put an aerosol cap on a can of shaving creme?
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Innocent
Have you ever tried to brush your teeth with something in a tube that wasn't toothpaste? (mistaken identity)
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innocent
ever change clothes in the back seat whil traveling from one event to the next?
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guilty
have you ever taken a game boy to church and played it with the volumne down
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innocent
Have you ever spoken in front of a group larger than 50 people?
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guilty
Did you ever make one of your children go to a concert with the family, like family day?
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guilty
Have you ever regretted taking your children to a concert?
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sooooo guilty
did you ever see that darling ice skater from France and he tears off his shirt.......He has long hair and is really, really better looking than Dep?
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innocent (thank god) :rofl;
Have you ever swallowed something that you were sure was not going to come out easy?
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innocent and I hope to always stay innocent to that one :rofl;
have you ever embarrassed your children and you really didn't care
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Guilty big time.
have you ever sat in your child's classroom all day to keep them in line?
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guilty and I was the teacher - my youngest daughter flirted too much
Sluff --- what did you swallow and you were afraid it would not come out
question: Have you ever wanted the story behind some of these guilty answers
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Innocent (but we have used that threat)
Did you ever get sent down to the Pricipal's office when you were in Grade/Elementary School?
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guilty
Have you ever had the paddle used on you at school?
Probably showing my age. :rofl;
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Innocent I'se a good girl, I is.
Have you ever eaten the sticker that was on the apple?
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Innocent (At least that I know of)
Have you ever made a prank phone call?
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guilty and proud of it
have you ever prank called someone and forgot about caller ID
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Innocent (Before caller ID)
Have you ever Ding-Dong ditched?
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guilty
have you ever "borrowed" your neighbor's newspaper
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Sluff --- what did you swallow and you were afraid it would not come out
:rofl; :rofl; a coin
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guilty
have you ever "borrowed" your neighbor's newspaper
Guilty
Have you ever went to the doctor for stomach pain just to find out it was only gas?
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innocent
Have you ever stepped on a nail?
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Guilty.
Have you ever forgotten the make/model/color of your rental car, and then forgotten where you parked, and had to have security drive you around a mall parking lot looking for the car (and you were still not sure what color it was)?
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innocent
But know I have this crazy picture in my head.
Have you every wrecked a rental car?
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innocent
Have you ever been to New Orleans during Mardi Gras?
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guilty :shy;
have you ever told your children go ahead and read the cliff notes
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guilty
Have you ever called the police because of a loud party?
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guilty (and have been on the other end of that call too when my party got too loud)
have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself naked in the mirror and said, "That can't be me!"?
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Oh Lord GUILTY
Have you every :puke; on a roller coaster?
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innocent
Ever blown a lot of money to win a cheap stuffed animal at a carnival?
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Innocent
Have you ever been to Coney Island in NY?
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innocent
Ever been to Mexico?
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Guilty
Ever gone to an expense car dealer just to test drive care you know you couldn't afford?
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Innocent
Ever "borrowed" the family car without permission?
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innocent
Ever sleep walk?
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Innocent (I think.)
Have you ever awakened early in the morning and just started walking (getting dresses first of course!), just to be walking in the early morning?
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guilty
Do you like espresso?
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Guilty
Do you drink your coffee black?
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innocent
do you eat cheese with your grits
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innocent (in fact don't eat much grits at all)
Do you eat rabbit?
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Innocent
Ever walk out the door to go somewhere and realize that you still have your slippers on, not shoes?
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innocent
have you ever walked out your house and come back a few hours later to your front door wide open, because you were a silly twit who forgot to close it?
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innocent
Ever been stalked or stalked someone?
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innocent, thank goodness
Ever seen an old boyfriend many years later and thought "whew, that was a lucky escape".
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Innocent.
Have you ever upon first meeting, really disliked someone and then ended up dating them?
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Guilty (and looking back I should have listened to my first instinct!)
Have you ever re-gifted?
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innocent
Have you ever caught thief in the act?
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missed karol's post. guilty to re-gifting.
Have you ever caught a thief in the act?
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Innocent.
Have you ever been caught "in the act"?
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Guilty
Have you ever been mugged?
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Guilty.
Have you ever crashed a stranger's wedding?
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innocent
have you ever caught anyone "in the act"?
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Guilty
Can you do a french braid?
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innocent (but my sister owns her own hair salon)
can you eat well with chopsticks?
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guilty
Do you have lots of books at home?
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Guilty!
Do you ever wish you could change your birthday?
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Innocent
Do you ever just leave the Weather Channel on all day?
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innocent (we don't have it)
Have you ever given a hickey?
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Innocent.
Do you like old movies?
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Guilty!!!
Have you ever had to pee when driving in the boonies, and had to do it behind some plants?
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Guilty
Have you ever peed in a cup because there were no bathrooms around on the road trip you were on?
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Very guilty
Have you ever been so hungry you ate something from a garbage can?
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innocent (apparently there are now people called freegans who get all their food from what other people throw out..yuck)
Have you ever left a store and by accident forgot to pay so went back when you realized your mistake.
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Guilty
Have you ever shoplifted something and felt really guilty about it?
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Innocent.
Have you ever taken an ornament off your Grandma's Christmas tree because it made a great Barbie accessory?
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Innocent
Have you ever fed a horse cantaloupe rinds?
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innocent
Do you hate being tickled?
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guilty
Do you play with your hair?
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Very guilty.
Do you bite your nails still?
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Guilty
Are you a religious person?
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innocent
Have you ever had lice?
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Innocent (thank God)
Do you sing along with the radio in your car and don't care what people think?
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guilty
do u sing in a way to make your dogs sing
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Innocent
when you sing do people cringe because you're hopelessly out of tune? (I'm very guilty on that one!)
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extremely guilty
do you ever wish for rain just so you don't have to do outside stuff?
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Innocent
Do you have a closet where stuff just falls out the minute you open it?
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guilty guilty
do you like snow?
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Innocent, well, kinda. I like it when I'm inside.
Do you like being out in the rain on a hot summer day?
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guilty, guilty, guilty
do you like spring best?
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guilty (although this year I'm sad because I don't feel like doing my beloved garden)
do you love cardinals and mourning doves?
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Innocent (well, we don't have cardinals, but i do like doves)
Have you ever changed a car tire?
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partially guilty (I helped)
have you ever milked a goat?
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Innocent.
ever milked a cow?
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guilty
have you ever cut sugar cane?
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innocent
Have you ever picked fresh pineapple?
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innocent
have you ever seen a cashew nut growing on a cashew tree?
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innocent
Ever sit in a apricot tree on a hot summer day and eat the warm fruit? MMMmmm
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innocent (but I eye my neighbour's apricot tree with envy)
ever sat in a mango tree eating too many with juice dribbling all over your chinny chin chin?
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innocent but would love too
ever climbed a tree and read a book
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guilty
Ever have a fort?
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guilty
ever fallen out of said fort and landed plop on the butt?
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innocent
Have you ever done a belly flop while swimming.(diving)?
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Guilty
Have you ever knocked any teeth out diving into the shallow end of a pool?
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Innocent
Ever lost part of your bathing suit when swimming?
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Guilty...ah the freedom
ever made a sand castle?
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Guilty
Ever caught a sea horse?
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innocent
ever made sand candles?
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Guilty (aren't some of them just beautiful)
Have you ever lived on a boat?
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innocent
ever visited on board a coast guard cutter?
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innocent
Ever worked on a cruise ship?
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innocent (but i swear i'm taking a cruise some day even if it's in the bath tub)
ever had a sunburn on your but?
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innocent
Do you like radishes?
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guilty (the colder the better)
do you like fried green tomatoes?
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Guilty mmmmmm
Ever get sunburned so bad you had to be hospitlized?
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innocent
ever break out in a bumpy, itchy rash from a sunburn?
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innocent (but I was so burned my eyes swelled shut, probably should have been seen by a doctor)
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
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guilty, very guilty (especially made with raspberry or lime sherbet)
do you just love puppies?
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guilty ~ I could just smell the little critters all day
Do you like Okra
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guilty of loving it
do you like eggplant?
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guilty ~ Love it
Do you drive a classic car?
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innocent
ever flown in a pontoon plane?
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Innocent
Ever walked in a rain forest?
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Innocent - Costa Rica
Have you ever tried the zip line?
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innocent
Have you ever hit your garage door with your car?
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guilty (and i was sober!)
Have you ever pretended to be someone you weren't online?
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guilty
I have a extra myspace under secret identity..lol
Did you meet the love of your life on-line?
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innocent
did you ever wish your spouse would take a slow boat to China---- not get hurt or anything
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Guilty and some days the slowest boat possible!
Have you ever had a watermelon seed spitting contest?
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guilty
Do you prefer seedless watermelons?
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Guilty
Do you eat cottage cheese with ketchup?
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innocent lots of pepper.
Do you wish you could disappear sometimes?
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guilty
do you like pomegranates?
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innocent could not eat cottage cheese after a friend told me it looks just like spider eggs
do you march to the beat of a different drummer
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:oops; too slow and others beat me to the answer
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guilty (i like different drums)
do you like reggae music?
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guilty
Have you been to a reggae concert?
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I' screwing up here
do you ever screw up
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Sorry Twirl.. :)
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guilty mon.(to attending reggae concerts and to screwing up :rofl;)
have you ever heard a blonde, blue-eyed woman speak with a killer Jamaican accent? Quite unsettling to some.
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guilty Have you ever been in a wet t-shirt contest?
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guilty Have you ever been in a wet t-shirt contest?
I'm waiting for that answer. :rofl; :rofl; I like wet T shirt contests.. ;)
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Innocent I have had a wet t-shirt, but no contest.
Have you ever made home made ravioli?
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innocent (that's my friend's mother's domain)
ever made home made croutons?
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Guilty, they were gross.
Have you ever made home made doggie biscuits for your doggie?
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Guilty (all the time)
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit (store bought)?
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innocent
do you like dogs more than cats?
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Innocent
Do you own more than two cats?
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innocent
do you grow peonies?
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guilty/innocent 50/50 at current time
do you ever pour left over tuna juice on cheap hard cat food
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innocent (good idea though)
do you like canned salmon better than canned tuna?
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innocent (never had the salmon)
Have you ever cried for no reason at all?
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guilty (all the damn time)
Have you ever come so close to having a car accident that you had to pull over because you couldn't drive
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guilty
Have you ever seen a Beatles film?
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guilty (but really wish I were guilty of having seen The Beatles themselves)
Do you like the Grateful Dead?
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guilty
would you be a groupie for The Grateful Dead
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Innocent (don't like the Dead)
Have you ever visited the Ben & Jerry's factory up in Vermont? (YUMMMM)
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innocent yes to Blue Bell in Texas
ever eaten cantaloupe ice cream Blue Bell makes it
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guilty (had it in France)
have you ever made ice cream or sherbert?
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guilty
Do you like your steak medium well?
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very innocent (rare to medium-rare for me)
Do you like lamb? (I like that medium-rare)
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innocent
Have you ever cleaned your own fish?
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guilty (my favorite is pickerel (or wall-eye I think Americans call it)
have you ever tried fly-fishing?
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guilty but I am a lousy fisherman. I plan on hooking up with Boxman to learn a few things.
Have you ever bought something from the store to use it, and then took it back when you were done to get your money back?
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innocent (I'm lousy at fishing too but I cook fish a lot on canoe trips)
have you ever read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?
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Guilty! Great Book!
Do you screen your phone calls with caller id or by waiting for the machine to pick up?
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innocent (don't even have caller id). No phone at all at the cottage.
Do you detest telemarketers? (Not the people themselves but the annoyance of calling to sell you stuff you don't want)
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guilty
Ever had lobster ice cream? (Saw it it Maine but I didn't try it ) :puke;
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gratefully innocent I think
have you ever tasted tripe?
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Innocent (i think)
Do you know what tripe is?
Edited: Removed format tags - okarol/admin
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Unfortunately Guilty (Cow stomach, my father ate it alot while I was growing up)
Have you ever been to a restaurant and saw a bug in your food?
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guilty
Have you ever eaten any kind of bugs?
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innocent
Ever dream of being an astronaut?
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Guilty and still dream of it.
Have you ever won something from a radio station?
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innocent
Have you ever won any kind of grand prize?
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innocent (i wish )
Have you ever used regular dish liquid in the dish washer? :shy; I did!
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Innocent, what a mess that would be!
Have you ever used two tooth pastes at one sitting?
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innocent
have you ever had to distance yourself from a friend because they were a terrible gossip?
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Guilty.
Have you ever had to work with a coworker who just would NOT shut up????
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guilty
have you ever lied to keep from hurting someone's feelings
-
guilty
Have you ever had a toe nail removed?
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innocent
have you ever had surgery to correct ingrown toenails?
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innocent (ouch!)
Have you ever puked while trying to learn to smoke?
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innocent (wish I had, then I wouldn't have smoked for 10 years)
Have you ever gone a week without IHD?
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innocent -- meaning I have not
have you ever stumped your toe and said a bad, very bad word or two
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Yes - have you ever broken a toe?
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Innocent
Ever get hurt so badly that you actually saw stars?
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Guilty, fell out of a big tree.
Is there someone you want to punch right now?
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Guilty, several times over!
Every knocked someone out?
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guilty accidentally with a baton
have you ever felt like you were all alone in the world
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Guilty (it was short lived)
Are you a good listener?
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guilty
Have you ever recieved a speeding ticket on the way to an emergency hospital trip?
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Innocent (but my husband crashed through a parade driving me to the hospital for our son's birth)
Are you afraid of the dentist?
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hell yea! Guilty as sin.
Do you read the entire newspaper?
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innocent
do you ever have a hard time coming up with a question
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guilty LOL
Do you color your hair?
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guilty, high and low lights
do you recycle?
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Guilty -
Do you like rainy Mondays?
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guilty ( but mon is a D-word day) I'd like it if D-word got flooded
do you like to rain on someone's parade
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innocent
Do you like ballet?
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innocent :bandance;
have you ever put a curse on someone
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Innocent
Do you drink bottled water?
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guilty but not too often
Do you dislike beer?
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guilty but used to drink it anyways
have you ever taken diet pills to stay awake and cram for a final
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innocent
Have you ever thrown up because you were too excited about going to a party?
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innocent
Do you own a lot of shoes?
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innocent in Texas are bare feet are the best shoes
do you skinny dip in your own backyard pool or a friend's
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guilty
Have you ever used a leaf blower?
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guilty :shy;
Have you ever been in an avalanche
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innocent
have you ever been bird hunting?
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Innocent
Can you shoot a bow and arrow? (hunting or otherwise)
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guilty
Do you hang clothes to dry outside?
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innocent with this humidity - they would never dry
can you give W&W a recipes for mole meat--- freshly drug in by the cat
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guilty -- (Wrestle said mole from cat's jaws. Marinate mole in Italian dressing for three hours, carefully turning every five minutes. Tie mole's tail in a bow. Line baking pan with tin foil. Turn oven on 350. Oh, what the hell -- throw the mole out the front door!)
Have you ever saved a possum (other people call it an "oppossum") from the jaws of two big dogs?
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Oh Petey, I'm thinking she eats mole that's worse than eating a toad.
That was so funny, :rofl;
innocent (W&W is guilty)
have you ever hung a snake's body in a tree to show your husband you killed a cobra only it really was a spreading adder and the snake raises his head and looks right in your eyes
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Definitely innocent (in my island Barbados and here in the British Virgin Islands we only have little grass snakes)
Have you ever seen a sea turtle swimming in the ocean?
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guilty
have you ever eaten turtle soup
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innocent -- I think I'd rather eat a mole! :rofl;
Have you ever eaten horse meat (it was totally by mistake -- I was in Paris and didn't know what I was eating)
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innocent
have you ever eaten haggis???
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OK petey and twirl, I have to wait until this crew does something else insane.
innocent
Have you ever rescued baby birds and then turn them loose?
Mole ~ Birds, same thing to me
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us, insane, surely, you jest. :sarcasm;
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innocent to the birds but I have fried many a chicken
have you ever eaten "crow"
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guilty
Have you ever said more to a prayer when everyone else stopped?
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guilty
have you ever eaten fried frog's legs (frogs ~ birds ~ moles ... they all taste the same --like chicken :rofl; :rofl; !)
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Innocent....Icky
Have you ever caught a wild rabbit?
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innocent
have you ever eated said rabbit (hasenpfeffer)
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Guilty but not hassenpfeffer.
Are you going to do something exciting this weekend?
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innocent
Have you ever flown a remote control glider?
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innocent
Have you ever been part of a protest in public?
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innocent
have you ever been in a circus
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Guilty - It's called growing up with 5 brothers & sisters :rofl;
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
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innocent no matter how hard I try
do you consider your pets your furchildren
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Guilty
Can you put your elbow in your ear?
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innocent
can you sit cross-legged in the lotus yoga position?
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Innocent
Have you ever gone cliff diving?
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innocent
do you speak any other languages
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innocent (unless you count pig latin as a language)
are your parents still living?
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innocent
have you ever been to a cirque du soleil show?
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innocent (if only they didn't cost so much)
ever seen a play on brodway?
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guilty the Creighton Theater on Broadway downtown Willis
have you performed on PBS
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innocent
do you love pedicures?
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Guilty!
Do you get a regular manicure?
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innocent but guilty for pedicures.
do you love love love massages?
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guilty (Lucky my daughter-in-law is a massage therpist)
Do you dye your hair?
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gulity (but not recently)
do you like bingo?
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Guilty (but not recently)
Ever eaten conch?
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guilty
have you ever caught yourself on fire ( just hair)
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innocent (but Marvin's guilty -- he set my hair on fire on our first date -- too much hairspray)
have you ever been to Myrtle Beach, SC?
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innocent would like to know the hairspray story do you guys smoke
have your child ever looked at a bowl of food your relative cooked and thrown up in it :shy;
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Definitely INNOCENT....but I think it'd be HILARIOUS and would probably be the first person to sit and laugh at it!!!!
Have you ever passed gas in public and blamed it on your kid?
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innocent the other way around my sister-in-law made a stew with all her leftovers mixed together and my son had a weak tummy
have your children ever repeated something you said about someone to that someone
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:rofl; guilty
After did you ask your child where they heard that from and they blamed you?
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Guilty
Have you ever had your kid fart in public?
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Guilty
Ever see a kids blow a snot bubble when laughing hard?
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Guilty
Have you ever tried to give yourself a tattoo.
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Innocent Ouchy!
Have you ever blown bubble in your milk?
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innocent
have you ever planted a japanese maple?
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Guilty
Have you ever put artificial plants in a pot outside?
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innocent (but my Dad who was a landscaper used to put artificial flowers in back of some of his beds to beef up his displays at home)
have you ever helped build a pond?
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Innocent
Do you suffer from allergies?
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innocent and grateful
Do you know anyone who has such bad allergies that they get shots twice a month?
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Guilty - sort of. I'm beyond shots, they don't help me. :Kit n Stik;
Are you having a good day?
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Guilty - my dry weight is now .5kg less, and I had a great session today! And they put me on early, so I am off early!!!!!!
Have you ever been to Bear Mountain in New York?
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innocent
Do you ever keep a journal or diary?
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innocent
do you love pictures of barns-- real barns not cartoonish ones
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innocent/guilty kinda sort of, i like old buildings, i never really gave barns much thoughts.
have you seen giant sequoias
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innocent
have you ever wanted to throw your wedding rings over the balcony and into the ocean :wine;
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innocent
Do you own an espresso maker?
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guilty
do you like Chai tea?
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I haven't ever had any...
Did you ever get caught gossiping?
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innocent
Did you always hand your work in on time in school?
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innocent
Are you stubborn?
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guilty ---- my renal doc just told me that Monday
did you pray before every test in college
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innocent
Did you :puke; before exams?
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guilty pelvic exams
do you hide the remotes just to see your family get up and do something
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guilty (I've also removed the batteries)
Have you ever gone sky diving
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guilty if only in my nightmares
do you sleep in pjs
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innocent (never!)
just saw Jimmy Carter, so I have to ask...have you ever lusted in your heart???
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absolute guilt
Was the lust for someone besides your partner?
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guilty
have you ever wanted to go hot air ballooning?
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innocent (i class hot air balloons right along with murder, mayhem and rollercoasters) although i think their beautiful and love watching them.
ever been houseboating on lake powel?
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innocent (sounds fun though)
Have you ever been trekking in Nepal?
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Innocent
Ever been to Massachusetts?
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innocent but would love to go
ever cry over a pet you lost many years ago
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Oh Lord, guilty
Can you play a musical instrument?
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Guilty (piano, organ, strum guitar, recorder, the radio, the fool)
Have you ever been to Africa?
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innocent only on the travel station would love to go
Have you ever been beside yourself
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Guilty. LOL.
Have you ever wondered if you were adopted?
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innocent
Do you have any artists (who sell their work) in your family.
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Guilty.
Have you ever hand stencilled anything/
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guilty (wall trim then I didn't like it)
Do you dislike long car trips?
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innocent - I love driving and seeing new places.
Have you ever cried or flirted or BS'ed your way out of a ticket?
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Innocent- only one ticket my entire driving career, Chippy gave it to me in the rain for speeding.
Damn!
Have you ever told you cat you were going to kiss her in the pufferbelly?
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Innocent - but I have purred in his ear.
Does your cat catch mice?
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Innocent (only dogs in my home)
Does your dog/cat fly around the house and act crazy now and then for no reason?
-
innocent
Have you ever climbed MT Everest? :rofl;
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innocent (but I have been trekking in Nepal and seen Everest...an amazing experience)
Have you ever been to Greece?
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innocent, but one of my very good friends in high school went almost every year (his family was from there).
Have you lived in more than six states?
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Innocent - only one!
Do you use Skype?
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Guilty
Are you a member of Renal Romance?
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innocent (are you suggesting a trade-in of my husband...two thirties for a sixty maybe)
Have you ever cooked Thai food?
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guilty for trying innocent for good results
have you ever had a gator in you neighborhood and he won't leave because people are feeding him chickens
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LOL OMG innocent
Have you ever had a coyote in your yard eyeing your cats?
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innocent to coyote but guily to bobcat
do have deer all around your neighborhood (til deer season)
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innocent (raccoons and skunks and possums tho)
Have you ever jumped off a waterfall?
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guilty (but it wasn't a very big one) and I found it nerve wracking.
-
Have you ever run rapids in a canoe?
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innocent
Have you ever ridden a unicycle?
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innocent but wish I could
Have you ever cooked quail?
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Innocent
Have you ever eaten dove?
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no but guilty of pigeon( good too)
have you ever eaten water buffalo (tough)
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innocent
Are you a pack rat?
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innocent
are you an adventurous person?
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guilty
have you ever found it hard to smile
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Guilty, life is throwing me curve balls right now.
Have you ever wanted to grab one of your adult children and shake them till their teeth rattle?
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innocent to Kitkatz's question.
guilty (fairly frequently).....glad to see you here Boxman
Are you able to soothe yourself when you're worried?
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Guilty ask about my worry basket
Have you ever sang to your cat?
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innocent
has your dog ever "sang" to you?
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guilty (our dog Sugar, when i was a kid)
Ever sing lullaby's?
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Guilty, even to the cat...
Have you ever had a looney tunes marathon?
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innocent (but we do have a Monster Movie Marathon at Halloween!)
Ever wear a shirt with a cartoon character on it?
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I have three Eeyore shirts now! So guilty to the max!
Have you ever worn a NASCAR driver's shirt?
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innocent, but I have worn out a racecar driver :oops;
Have you ever slept in a tent in your backyard?
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(I want to hear more about Karol wearing out a racecar driver)
Innocent
Do you know how to do a cartwheel?
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innocent
Have you ever reunited a lost pet with its owner?
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innocent
Ever adopted a pet from the pound?
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guilty more than once
have you ever :puke; at dialysis as you were on the scales
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innocent
have you ever traveled overnight on a train?
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guilty, i love trains
do you just love thai food?
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I was waiting for monrein to answer she loves Thai food
innocent---not sure what it is
do you have ways of making cheap cat/dog food taste better
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innocent
Do you brush your pets teeth?
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innocent they brush their own teeth
do you kiss your pets ---- not on the mouth or anything----- like on the sides of their faces or top of the head
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guilty (I even kiss them on the mouth)
Have you ever gone shopping and got out of the car only to realize you had your slippers on??
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Innocent
Have you ever walked outside and realized your zipper was down when you felt a breeze down there?
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innocent but it sound cool :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
has your bra ever came unsnapped and you have on a tshirt and it is raining
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innocent
have you ever worn a skirt without undies in summer?
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innocent ~ What's a bra? :rofl; :rofl;
innocent - on the undies
Have you ever put a shirt on in-side out and wore it that way all day?
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innocent
have you ever fallen asleep at your desk at work?
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guilty but I had undies on
Have you ever been in and won a wet tshirt contest
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ha ha innocent...nuthin like fried eggs under a wet t-shirt.
do you get indigestion?
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guilty
Have you ever tried to beat a train while driving?
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innocent (gosh sluff you have quite a few road related adventures)
have you ever had marshmallows for dessert?
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Guilty in between graham crackers and chocolate.
Have you ever eaten hicama?
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guilty isn't it white and cut like thin French fries
Sluff do not do that trains can kill
Okarol --- how bout a pic of the race car driver
have you ever "flown the coop"
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guilty ( I left my ex wife)
Do you have fantasies about someone on IHD besides your own husband/wife? Be honest. I do. he he
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guilty ( I left my ex wife)
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
someone else answer the question please, I ain't admitting to nothin'
EDITED: Fixed quote tag error - Sluff/Admin
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Innocent
Have you ever seen a space shuttle take off?
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guilty
do you have someone "special" you would like to send on a space craft to live on the moon for many years
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Guilty
Do you like rollercoasters?
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absolutely NOT!!!!! definitely innocent!!!!!! (UGH!!!!!)
ever made your own jam??
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partially guilty (accomplice to my mother-in-law)
have you ever killed your own chicken for dinner? (or other animal)
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guilty if fish counts.
Have you ever shot a gun?
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Guilty
have you ever wanted to drive a tank
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innocent (tractor yes tank no)
Have you ever been to Niagara Falls?
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innocent
Ever seen Old Faithful erupt?
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guilty
ever ski Jackson Hole
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innocent
Ever ride the ferris wheel on Santa Monica pier? (it was just sold on ebay, moving to Oklahoma I think.)
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Innocent
Have you ever ridden the ferris wheel at Navy Pier in Chicago? (If not the IHD Chicago get together could be your chance)
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innocent - I will ride it!
Ever ride the giant ferris wheel in London - The London Eye? (It can carry 800 passengers per revolution - equivalent to 11 London red doubled-decker buses)
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guilty
ever use the bathroom at Harrods in London? (You need a special ticket)
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Innocent
Have you ever been to see Ayer's Rock in Australia?
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innocent but let's go to Oz
Have you ever had white tea?
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guilty
ever visited rocky mountain national park?
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Guilty, finally a guilty one I can say guilty to!
Ever been to the Everglades?
-
innocent
did you read my joke in the how much are you paying for gas thread
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Guilty :bandance; :rofl;
Have you seen the Empire State Building?
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guilty only in King Kong movies
innocent in person
Have you ever been on campus when you go into lock down because a student fires a gun
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innocent thank god
have you ever had a plantars wart?
-
guilty, 12 years old (me, not the wart)
Ever have corrective plastic surgery due to an injury?
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Guilty, I think
Ever had a nose job done?
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guilty, but it was due to a broken nose from doing a flip on a trampoline at 13 years old!
Have you ever heard of Kool-Aid pickles?
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Guilty - Food Network is a wonderful thing
Have you ever gone water skiing?
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Guilty
have you ever gone duck hunting
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innocent for duck, guilty for bald pate and white wing (bird hunting in Jamaica. I had a 4-10 shotgun)
Have you ever gone crab hunting? (at night with kerosene torches and gunny sacks)
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I have crabbed off of dillons beach in Ca using drop cages with fish bait
so guilty on crabbing
ever go out the golden gate for salmon fishing
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(my crab hunting was for land crabs)
innocent on the salmon fishing
have you ever cooked (or caught) walleye? We call it pickerel here.
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innocent
Ever sit for hours looking for a four leaf clover in the lawn?
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Innocent
Ever went looking for Mayflowers in the wood? Called 'les muguets' in France and considered lucky.
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innocent (but I pick them from my garden which has a huge patch. Muguet is lily-of-the-valley) I love them but they take over.
have you ever picked mimosa flowers?
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innocent
Have you ever eaten fiddleheads?
BTW Monrein there are no pickerel in Ontario. That is one of my biggest pet peeves as a fisherman from the Bay of Quinte area. Everyone I know says it to bug me lol
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Innocent.
Have you ever eaten shark?
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guilty
have you ever climbed a mountain?
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Sorry to interrupt the thread.
Uniballer, there is indeed pickerel or walleye in Ontario and I've eaten it in quantity up north of Pickle Lake. I've canoed very remote rivers and there are also fly-in fish camps (annoying for a canoeist) but good fishing.
Check out www.walleyeheaven.com
It's my favorite fish to eat.
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Guilty on climbing a mountain a little ways up on it.
Have you ever fished for Sunfish?
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guilty
ever had a cheesy moustache?
Monrein...... Pickerel is part of the pike family. I used to fish for pickerel when I lived in NB. Its a very common misconception that pickerel and walleye are the same thing due to misinformation mainly due to stupid fishing show hosts like Bob Izumi http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=A1ARTA0006280
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guilty (it was tres cheesy!)
ever had a horrible hair dying incident??
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guilty (my girlfriend turned my hair green once)
Have you ever wished you were someone else?
-
innocent (except for the kidneys)
Have you ever visited the Louvre?
-
innocent
have you ever ride an emu?
-
innocent (good eating though)
Have you ever dyed easter eggs?
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guilty (got rainbow colored fingers to prove it)
ever eaten calamari?
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guilty (yum, but it's very high in cholesterol)
have you ever cooked octopus?
-
guilty
Have you flown in a helicopter?
-
innocent
have you ever grown your own veggies?
-
guilty
Have you ever eaten flying fish (the national symbol of Barbados)?
-
guilty (delish. I went to boarding school with a bajan girl who always brought a tin of fried flying fish from home after the holidays)
Have you ever eaten ostrich meat?
-
innocent
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
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innocent
can you curl the sides of your tongue into an o when you stick it out?
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Guilty.
Do you crack your knuckles?
-
Guilty - Horrible Habit!
Have you ever tried a peanut butter and banana sandwich?
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Very guilty
have you ever used your bbq in the middle of a snow-storm to mess with your neighbours heads?
-
not exactly guilty (but i do bbq in the snow)
does it take you months and months to get pictures out of your camera?
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innocent
Have you ever slept in an igloo?
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innocent (woke uo with snow on my sleeping bag though)
ever sail around San Francisco Bay
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Innocent (would love to though!)
Ever been to Martha's Vineyard?
-
innocent
Ever been to the Seven Sacred Pools on Maui?
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guilty (love Maui)
ever take a helicopter ride
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innocent (scared to death of heights)
Ever climbed the empire state building
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innocent (to buzzy buying tickets to the lion king, ran out of time)
ever walked the 80 mile trail around the base of mt ranier?
-
innocent
have you ever slept on a beach in Greece?
-
innocent
Ever been to NY's Times Square at 2 am?
-
innocent
ever wave at random people while you are driving to see how they react?
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guilty (I love to see their reactions)
Have you ever been stuck in an elevator? Has this already been asked??
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innocent
Have you ever had a beagle?
-
It depends on what you mean by "had" ... LOL j/k ... innocent
Have you ever eaten Wickles pickles?
-
innocent
Is anyone else eating a t.v dinner right now?
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innocent
Is anyone's husband getting dinner ready right now?
-
innocent
Have you ever been to Bermuda
-
innocent
Are you a Discovery Channel junkie?
-
guilty
do you enjoy a really good ruben sandwich
-
innocent
do you look at your reflection and say to yourself "OHHHH Yeah"
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Innocent.
Do you look at your reflection an go "Oh no"?
-
innocent
have you ever thought you spend maybe a little too much time on here?
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Guilty - so what of it??? >:(
:rofl;
Do YOU think I spend too much time here?
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innocent
Have you ever been to the Rocky Mountains?
-
guilty
ever lied about your age?
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innocent (although I was tempted when I first went to University. At the time I was 16 and the youngest person ever to have attended that particular school. Since then there have been many much younger...genius types you know. But it was considered cute or something like that and people were always asking my age and coming to have a look at me. Then they got more interested in my accent which was very West Indian. Ahh the life of a freak.
Have you ever wanted to crack up because you KNOW that someone is lying about their age
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innocent
ever feel really unsafe in an airplane
-
guilty
ever been in a pontoon plane?
-
innocent
ever eaten a bug?
-
guilty
ever eaten muskox?
-
innocent
Do you grow roses?
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currently innocent (I grow nothing that requires too much babying or powders or sprays. I used to have several climbers)
Do you grow phlox?
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innocent (not sure that grows here?)
Is it sunny there today?
-
Innocent/Guilty (Been a bit of both on and off all day)
Have you ever taken something apart and when you put it back together you had parts left over?
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ARGHH! Guilty
Have you ever bought something on sale that you didn't really need?
-
oh so guilty
have you ever re-gifted???
-
guilty
have you ever eaten two chocolate bars in a row?
-
:rofl; guilty :rofl;
Do you eat peanut butter out of the jar with your finger?
-
guilty
did you have two danishes today? (am I getting my appetite back???)
-
innocent
Have you ever had a peanut butter and sliced banana sandwich?
-
guilty
have you ever had a mashed avocado sandwich?
-
innocent
ever have a double cheese burger with bacon and fried onions
-
guilty but a million years ago
have you ever eaten cobia fish?
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innocent
how about northern pike, crappie, perch ever have them
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innocent for crappie. Is northern pike the same as walleye?
guilty for perch mmnn
do you like monkfish?
-
innocent
Have you ever gotten stung by a jellyfish?
-
guilty
have you ever stepped on a sea urchin? ouch
-
Innocent
Ever been bitten by a shark?
-
Innocent
Even been sunburned on the top of your feet?
-
guilty (redheads can't help it)
ever been sunburned on your bum (i told him not to stay out on the beach so long)
-
ahh no, innocent
ever float in a pool and not care about a thing
-
guilty
Have you ever played blackjack in Vegas?
-
guilty
Have you ever won a huge amount of money playing the lottery?
-
innocent (ya gotta buy a ticket huh? I need to try that)
Have you ever bet on a football game?
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Guilty Played a pool once lost the first round.
Have you ever stomped your foot at someone in anger?
-
innocent
did you ever hit a parked car and left without telling anyone and got away with it?
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Innocent
Have you ever planted a rose garden?
-
guilty
Ever have a rope swing in your tree?
-
Guilty Had a tire swing on the end of the rope.
Have you ever use a rope swing to drop into a creek?
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innocent
Ever jumped out of a hayloft on a rope swing?
-
innocent
Ever fall out of a tree house?
-
innocent
Have you ever called a square dance?
-
innocent
Have you ever been to a live auction?
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Guilty
Ever dropped a rock on your foot?
-
innocent
Ever broken any bones in your body?
-
innocent
ever had your ears pierced? (I was 2 days old when they did it in the hospital in Jamaica. The boys got circumcised so I'm not complaining.)
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guilty (but they always hurt so I let them close up)
Ever seen a kangaroo?
-
guilty (on TV)
ever shoot a can of beer (a way of drinking it super fast)
-
innocent (I think I'd puke)
have you ever drank coconut water.
-
innocent
ever drink out of a stream high up in the mountains
-
guilty
Ever changed a flat tire?
-
guilty (to many to count worked in service station as a kid)
ever want to just sleep all day with no worries
-
guilty (more often then I like to admit)
Have you ever seen the northern lights?
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I from Wisconsin Guilty
ever drive a vehicle over a frozen lake
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Guilty
Honest to God Boxman, one year back in the 70's, the Chesapeake Bay frozen from the east coast to the western side and there were nuts (I was one of them) that had VW's driving across it. Much bigger then a lake.
Have you ever fallen through the ice?
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innocent (falling down on it a lot though)
ever get deja vu
-
Guilty (all the time)
Do you ever start singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song out of nowhere
-
innocent
do people think your nuts? ;D
-
Guilty (Was that a trick question) Who have you been talking to, petey
Have you ever told people you have a mental problem
-
guilty(as a joke) but who knows how they took it
have you ever seen a psychiatrist.
-
innocent (but there are some that think I should)
Have you ever planted a herb garden
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guilty ever summer (even this year I hope)
Do you love basil?
-
guilty
Do you like Cilantro
-
guilty guilty
do you ever eat fennel in a salad?
-
innocent (enough of the rabbit food ;D )
ever eat chili dogs with cheese on top
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guilty (monrein, we love fennel in our salads)
Have you ever tamed a wild cat?
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guilty to the cat
innocent to the chili dogs
do you make a lot of stir fries?
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Guilty, I love them!
Have you ever viewed a full solar eclipse as it happened?
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innocent
have you ever seen the northern lights?
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Guilty. It is a beautiful sight!
Have you ever won a staring contest?
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innocent I think
ever won at horseshoes?
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innocent
Did ou ever play a musical instrument?
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innocent alas
have you ever been to the symphony?
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innocent
Did you ever give a cat a bath?
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guilty only of watching (I worked one summer at the Humane Society in Miami)
Have you ever brushed a horse?
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Guilty I love horses!
Have you ever ridden a horse?
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guilty (I grew up with my own horse. She was a racehorse, then a polo pony then retired and given to me. Her name was Mae West.)
Have you ever cleaned a horses' hooves?
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Innocent, but I'd LOVE to try!!!
Have you lied to your mother?
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Guilty (everyone has at some point)
Have you ever licked your dog's nose? (Sorry if I post a question that's already been done. I just looked at this and I didn't want to read through the previous 59 pages)
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Innocent HAHA! Not sure that question will come up much!
Ever inherit anything?
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Guilty. (We all have - genes from our parents!)
Have you ever freed a bird that had been trapped in your fireplace?
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innocent (guilty in the house though)
ever play spin the bottle and try to cheat?
-
Innocent.
Ever get caught underage drinking and talk your way out of it?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever chewed aluminum foil?
-
Innocent just the though of it makes the toes curl!
Have you ever danced with your partner down the aisle of the grocery or drugstore?
-
innocent
have you ever drank ouzo?
-
Guilty
Have you ever had a Harvey Wall Banger
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oh yea guilty
having a good Mothers Day
-
guilty
Having a nice birthday
-
guilty
ever go house boating
-
Innocent.
Have you ever walked into a nest of bees?
-
innocent for bees, guilty for wasps
ever sleep out in a hammock overnight?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever been to the Great Wall of China?
-
guilty (passed out in a hammock)
innocent on the wall
ever go go carting
-
guilty
Ever driven a race car?
-
Innocent.
Ever had a wild bird eat out of your hand?
-
innocent
ever seen a hummingbird nest up close, with eggs and sitting mother in it?
-
Innocent
Ever had a bird attack at you?
-
guilty (swallows every summer at the cottage)
Ever had wild raccoons surround you at a campfire and all you see are eyes in the dark?
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innocent (but they come in my backyard and drink out of my waterfall and sniff around the grill)
ever watch a pair of loons swimming around you while in a boat
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guilty
ever had loons pop up around you while swimming?
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innocent to loons (Guilty to loonies at the beach - Santa Monica)
Have you ever had blueberry waffles for Mother's day? (homemade by Jenna! YUM!)
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innocent sadly but lucky you.
have you ever gone wild blueberry picking?
-
guilty (did it as slave labour when I was a kid)
do you look at things you shouldn't?
-
guilty. Doesn't everyone?
Did you ever get caught for looking at things you shouldn't
-
guilty
ever ride an elephant?
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innocent (my husband has but not me)
Ever seen caribou in the wild?
-
Innocent of caribour, but I have seek an Elk herd in the wild.
Have you ever been to the ballet?
-
innocent
ever eat emu?
-
guilty ever been to the opera?
-
Guity.
Have you ever eaten kangaroo?
-
innocent
have you ever eaten chicken feet?
-
Innocent!
Have you ever jumped out of a cake?
-
innocent
have you ever walked to the top of a volcano?
-
guilty somewhat (driven to the top then bicycled all the way back down-Maui - Haleakala )
ever skinny dip with a girlfriend/boyfriend
-
guilty
ever go spelunking?
-
sometimes I feel like I live in a cave--Guilty
ever what for an autograph at the ball yard
-
innocent
Ever see the Blue Jays play?
-
innocent
ever run a marathon or half marathon?
-
innocent
Ever run a three-legged race?
-
guilty
ever skydive?
-
innocent
Ever run a class three rapids in a canoe?
-
guilty
ever catch a fish larger than you?
-
Innocent.
Ever lied about it being someone's birthday just so they would be embarrassed by singing waiters and waitresses?
-
innocent, but had it done to me
ever ride a funicular?
-
Innocent, maybe I'm not sure what it is.
Ever worked on a potato harvester?
-
guilty
ever dig for clams?
-
Innocent.
Ever get an "F" in school?
-
guilty
ever split wood?
-
Innocent. Stacked it though.
Ever help butcher chickens?
-
guilty
ever herd cattle?
-
I've cut a few out of the herd-Guilty
every drink out of a stream then realize there was a cow patty in it
-
guilty
ever been chased by a bull?
-
innocent (a milk cow gave me a run though)
Do you ever eat sardines?
-
innocent (smoked oysters though)
ever hit your thumb with a hammer
-
guilty
Have you ever cut your hand washing dishes?
-
guilty
Were you ever a restraunt dishwasher?
Okarol sardines are disgusting I used to work in a sardine proccessing plant and could never eat those horrid things.
-
Innocent but I was a server at a Shoneys
Have you ever jumped off the roof into a pool?
-
Innocent, but it sounds like fun!
Have you ever been on the local news?
-
guilty
have you ever weeded dandelions by hand (no sprays)
-
Guilty.
Have you ever used those dandelions to make dandelion wine?
-
innocent to the wine (but I feed them to my tortoises.)
Have you ever been on academic probation?
-
innocent
have you ever been chase by a bear?
-
guilty (and scary it was too) About 400lb. male black bear. Nahanni River.
Have you ever been woken up by a bear pushing in on your tent?
-
Innocent and a good thing too since we take the dogs camping with us.
Have you ever done a trick(flip, pose...etc.) off a rope swing to jump in the water(lake/river)?
-
Innocent (you didn't add the only water we have - sea/ocean)
Have you ever seen ash falling from a volcano eruption? (A volcano in St.Vincent erupted and ash fell on my island Barbados - Good Friday 1979, I still have some in a little box)
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Innocent, except for seeing it on TV, which doesn't count!
Ever seen a tornado?
-
innocent
Have you ever had your house flooded?
-
innocent
Have you ever been to beautiful Sedona, Arizona?
-
guilty
have you ever been to peeple beach
-
innocent
have you seen the painted desert?
-
innocent
Have you seen the Taj Mahal?
-
Innocent, but I would love to!
Have you ever seen a musk ox up close?
-
guilty (up in the Arctic, completely in the wild. You can sneak up on them and they make a circle with heads outwards then run away). They're good to eat too.
Have you ever seen monkeys in the wild?
-
Guilty.
Did you ever dye your hair green (or any other unusual color)?
-
guilty (but temporary was out stuff)
Have you ever picked wild raspberries?
-
guilty (then ate them for breakfest)
ever play four handed cribbage
-
Innocent
Have you ever been in an earthquake?
-
Innocent
Did you ever pan for gold?
-
guilty
anyone collect money?
-
Guilty by association....Rob has some old coins from his childhood. He also collects change daily, so far this year he saved up over $180.00. Last year we used his change for a weekend vacation.
Do you know how to jump rope?
-
Guilty (at least I used to!)
Can you do cat's cradle?
-
guilty (but haven't since i was a child)
do you still play hopscotch?
-
guilty
Ever make jam?
-
innocent
Have you ever got stung by a wasp?
-
guilty
Ever want to fight a goose?
-
guilty (they can be pretty aggressive!)
Ever shown up for an event on the wrong day?
-
innocent
ever NOT shown up for an event because you thought it was another day?
-
innocent
Ever show up to work a day early after a long vacation?
-
Innocent (Banish the tought!)
Have you ever gone to work late and no one noticed?
-
guilty
Are you a member of the Mile High Club.
-
guilty
ever been to Jamaica?
-
guilty guilty guilty. I was born and grew up there.
Ever been to Burma?
-
innocent
ever ride a tank?
-
innocent
Ever ridden a donkey?
-
guilty
ever give a romantic surprise
-
Guilty
Have you ever tried Absinthe?
-
innocent
Had you heard about absinthe before Hawkeye's post ?
-
guilty
ever drink absinthe?
-
guilty of tasting it
Have you ever drank green chartreuse?
-
innocent
ever milk a cow?
-
guilty
ever shorn a sheep ?
-
innocent
ever milk a salmon?
-
innocent (what does that entail?)
Have you ever built an outhouse?
-
guilty
ever burn an outhouse's contents?
-
innocent
Ever accidentally start a fire due to cigarettes?
-
tobacco cigarette??? innocent <whew>
ever prank phone call the White House?
-
innocent
ever reverse 411 a prank caller and visit so they know it wasn't appreciated
-
innoceent
Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
-
innocent
have you ever tried foie gras? ( I don't eat it because I think it's cruel but I like the taste)
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Innocent, I am glad to say (being an animal lover).
Have you ever petted an ostrich?
-
Guilty
Ever ridden a camel?
-
innocent
have you ever been in a hurricane?
-
guilty but not a bad one.
have you ever had a pen pal you never met?
-
Guilty Almost all of IHD, but then I did have weird pen pal once through the mail.
Have you ever had an affair?
-
innocent
ever go whale-watching?
-
guilty.
Ever get a brazilian bikini wax?
-
guilty (never again either)
ever laugh at something you shouldn't have?
-
guilty - and all the time, too. A warped sense of humor gets me thru this odd little life I've got.
Ever cry because of something really dumb like a commercial?
-
guilty
ever tell a racist joke?
-
guilty (haven't we all) be honest
have you been deep sea diving.
-
guilty
ever fish for shark?
-
innocent
Ever see the grunion running?
-
innocent
ever feel like burning a building to the ground?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever learned to play a musical instrument later in life (not as a child)?
-
innocent (but all my kids play piano, 2 play guitar too)
Have you ever hit a tree while sledding?
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guilty - we had a wild hill to go down by my house when we were kids. If you didn't steer into the trees at the end, you ended up in the lake, if it wasn't already frozen over.
Can you ice skate?
-
innocent
have you ever called in sick when you weren't?
-
innocent ( I've always been a little superstitious about that....been sick too much to ever have to fake it....usually it was the opposite, dragging my butt in and on occasion being told to go home)
Have you ever fallen through ice on a lake?
-
innocent.
Have you ever thought someone was following you (heard footsteps) and when you turned around no one was there? :urcrazy;
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Guilty
Ever had claustrophobia?
-
Very guilty - have had some terrible experiences. can't go in an elevator alone.
Every been on a yacht in the Caribbean?
-
innocent
Ever make your own raft and use it?
-
Innocent, but it sounds like fun!
Have you ever thought you had seen a real ghost?
-
Maybe? Not sure what I saw.
Have you ever heard your name called, but noone was there?
-
innocent
Did you have a pedicure today?
-
Innocent
Did you get a haircut recently?
-
guilty (two days after my current picture)
Have you ever owned a blind pet?
-
innocent
Do you like shopping during sales?
-
both innocent and guilty (don't like shopping, except for plants but like bargains so....In my next life I'm gonna be a man and have a wife to do shopping for everything.)
Do you like plain angel food cake?
-
guilty (however, my mom makes a killer marachino cherry frosting to drizzle on it that is amazing too!)
Are you creative?
-
Guilty (at least I think so)!
Have you ever helped to build a house for Habitat for Humanity?
-
innocent
Ever played in a moon bounce as an adult?
-
Guilty
Do you like your head massaged?
-
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY !!
Have you ever worn hip hugger bell bottoms?
-
guilty
have you ever milked a cow?
-
guilty
have you ever been skydiving?
-
Innocent....but I'd love to!!!! They told me that I couldn't with a new transplant....
Have you ever pretended to be someone you're NOT when you were on the phone???
-
guilty, do it all the time with telemarketers. I tell them I'm house sitting & the owners are away.
Have you ever bobbed for apples?
-
guilty
Ever play Ellen's marshmallow mouth game?
-
innocent and I would not let students or my children play that game
have you ever acted like you did not know the baby had a poop diaper until it was your husband's turn
-
innocent
have you ever eaten condensed milk mixed with chunks of fresh coconut?
-
innocent
Have you ever run for office?
-
innocent
Have you ever run out of the office?
-
guilty
Ever borrowed someone's clothing and never returned it?
-
Oh so guilty! Same with books, but not intentionally!!!
Have you ever dodged someone at the store you didn't want to run into and got caught?
-
innocent
have you ever made your own beef jerky?
-
innocent
Have you ever done embroidery?
-
guilty
Have you ever cut your husbands hair?
-
guilty
have you ever been on TV?
-
guilty...and I have a face made for radio
ever been witness to a crime (and had to testify in court)?
-
guilty to witness, innocent to testify
Ever been a juror on a long trial?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever ridden in a dune buggy?
-
guillty
ever nude body surfed
-
Innocent, oh so innocent. Run, get your children and loved ones off the beach quick! Shamu is loose!
Have you ever built a sandcastle in the sand?
-
guilty
Ever had your identity stolen?
-
innocent
ever have a dream about a movie star...who?
-
innocent have you ever made out with one of your tech (i did and 9.5 yrs later we're still married and she is now a EMT)
-
innocent
have you ever ..... um...... well....let's see.............back to the dream question...... ever in a dream had sex with someone you would never, ever do anything with in real life
-
guilty
Have you ever slept through an earthquake?
-
innocent
have you ever wished you were a different race?
-
guilty
ever wished there would be a reality show staring our IHD members
-
innocent (but I'll consider it now)
Have you ever had a pedicure but hated the colour you chose so came home and redid it yourself?
-
innocent...never had a pedicure, period :)
did your mom or dad ever cut your hair as a child and make a mess of it?
-
guilty
have you done the same hair cut thing to your own children
-
innocent...she won't let me NEAR her hair! LOL
ever embarass your child on purpose??
-
guilty (isn't that a parental requirement?)
Are you ever late?
-
innocent (my father imposed some sort of be-there-early gene into my DNA)
ever had your cell phone go off at a really inappropriate time?
-
innocent - the worst I've dealt with is early in the morning when I'm still sound asleep. . .
Are you a good tipper?
-
guilty even if the service sucks
are you afraid to send something back------ might come back with spit in it
-
guilty, you never know.
Ever ride a unicycle?
-
guilty
Ever mentor someone?
-
guilty
ever not hire someone
-
innocent
ever have someone fired or replaced?
-
guilty
Ever been the one fired?
-
Guilty
Have you ever gotten lost using mapquest?
-
Innocent
ever get lost on purpose?
-
innocent
Ever buy something for dinner or a party that you pretended you made yourself?
-
innocent
Ever caught someone when they lied about making something "homemade"?
-
guilty
Ever piss someone off just for the fun of it?
-
Guilty (They deserved it and I enjoyed every minute of it)
Ever pretend to have hurt yourself to get out of doing something?
-
guilty
Have you got fired on purpose so you could collect unemployment.
-
innocent
ever try to find the end of a rainbow?
-
Guilty (haven't stopped trying)
Ever sell anything on Craigslist?
-
innocent
Ever read the personal ads on craigs list for a good laugh and/or to feel better about yourself?
-
Innocent
Ever meet a movie star? If yes, who.
-
Guilty. Anthony Hopkins. Kirk Douglas. Brendon Fraser.
Have you ever stolen some of your kids french fries?
-
guilty
ever want to sell everything and live as a beach bum in Jamacia?
-
Guilty- if only I could.
Have you ever climbed through a window to get into your locked house?
-
Guilty.
Ever try unlocking the wrong car, it just looked like yours?
-
so guilty
ever played a joke on your spouse by moving his truck while he is eating in a restaurant with the other coaches, and then he can't find his truck and the police are called
-
Innocent, but that sounds like so much fun!
Have you ever been unable to find your car in a large parking lot and thought that it was stolen?
-
innocent
Ever try to initiate phone sex with a telemarketer?
-
WTF oh sorry about that...I meant.....innocent.
Have you ever eaten a piece of honeycomb right from the hive?
-
innocent
Ever been chased by a horse?
-
Innocent.
Have you ever been chased by a bird?
-
I've been dive-bombed by a hawk - does that count?
Are you afraid of snakes?
-
very guilty
ever spend all day in bed ( not due to sickness)
-
guilty
Ever gone cross country skiing at night?
-
guilty
Ever go camping in the winter?
-
innocent
Ever had a cook-out in winter?
-
guilty
ever drilled a hole in the lake ice to get water in the winter?
-
guilty
ever be so cold it hurts to move?
-
Yes ( Lived in Michigan )
Paid for a Strangers Bill in a Restaurant?
-
innocent, but what a nice thing to do.
ever write a fan letter to a celebrity?
-
Guilty
Ever asked for someone famous picture?
-
Innocent
Have you ever had a conversation with someone famous while you were drunk?
-
Innocent
Have you ever made whoopie under a tree?
-
Innocent (I dislike bugs, ick!)
Ever made whoopie under the moon/stars >:D
-
Guilty
Ever write a secret admirer letter and mail it to someone?
-
Innocent
Ever go on a blind date?
-
innocent
Ever really regretted making out with someone?
-
guilty
anyone on IHD you wanna make out with???
-
:shy; innocent...don't know y'all well enough.
Are fantasies (food or other) something you think about often?
-
guilty
Do you remember your first kiss?
-
guilty (but he was truly lousy)
Do you still have any souvenirs from past bfs/gfs?
-
guilty (not much, but a little, not a stalker LOL)
Any previous bf/gf you'd like to see before you get old and fall and break a hip?
-
guilty (I'd really like to return his chain and pendant thingy that he got at his bar mitzvah. I'm not jewish and he should never have given it away to me but it meant a lot at the time and I've always kept it.)
Have you ever really broken any one's heart?
-
innocent
Have you ever been happy to see an ex fail in life?
-
If seeing someone get bald and fat counts, guilty.
Did you ever spit on someone while on the top of a Ferris Wheel?
-
innocent (i love ferris wheels, but hate roller coasters)
do you hate roller coasters?
-
innocent
have you dived with sharks
-
innocent (the very idea! eek!)
Ever have a koi pond?
-
innocent (my brother in Florida did and a heron ate all the fish but one who managed to hide under a lily pad.)
Ever helped build a garden pond?
-
Innocent. They get all Slimy and Green.
Ever Order Something at the Drive Through and then Drive away, before You get it?
-
Innocent
Ever take in a stray cat or dog & give it a home for life?
-
guilty
Ever rescued a baby bird and put it back in the nest?
-
innocent
Ever try to rescue an ungrateful chipmunk?
-
innocent but would love to hear your story
ever drive your van over and over a snake in the road - a very long snake who looked like a water moch.
-
guilty have you ever be skunked :rofl;
-
not sure
what is skunked?
innocent I guess
ever played possum
-
innocent
Ever walk into a closed sliding glass door or a plate-glass window?
-
not sure
what is skunked?
innocent I guess
ever played possum
skunked is being sprayed by a skunk
-
innocent to skunked and to glass door
ever marched behind the horses in a parade
-
innocent
Have you ever ridden a horse barebacked?
-
guilty on a beach in Vera Cruz
have you ever ridden a horse bareback with no undies on
-
Innocent
Have ever seen a whale?
-
guilty to the whale (innocent Twirl to that other thing)...Hmmm now there's an idea....Nah.
Have you ever watched a polo game?
-
guilty...had forgotten about it until you brought it up...it was a fundraiser I helped out at
have you ever been on the JumboTron at a sporting event??
-
Innocent
Ever play paintball?
-
innocent
Ever been bitten by a snake?
-
innocent
Ever been chased by a snake?
-
innocent
ever caught a snake
-
guilty X 2 when fishing
Ever been to your nations capital?
-
guilty (but I felt bad cause it got scared and peed all over my hands)
Have you ever rescued a turtle from the road and taken it to safety.
-
How did you do that to Ottawa Monrein? :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
innocent
have you ever rescued an animal from the pound?
-
:rofl; Uni :rofl; Just my too eager trigger finger
guilty to Ottawa and guilty to animal rescue.
Have you ever been to the Arctic?
-
guilty it was very cold and dark when I was there
ever been to the Thousand Islands?
-
guilty (beautiful spot)
Ever been to the National Gallery of Canada?
-
innocent
ever been to the Royal Canadian Mint?
-
innocent (but that'd be cool)
Ever fainted in public?
-
guilty
ever been frostbitten?
Monrein I highly recommend going to the mint in Ottawa and seeing the billions of dollars of gold and seeing how the coins and bullion is produced. The best part is that they left you play with a solid gold brick worth close to a million dollars, you forget about all of your problems when you hold something like that. :bandance;
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innocent
Have you ever bought gold bullion? (bars)
-
guilty .. silver also (buillion also comes in coin or "round" form)
Have you ever tried to pan for gold?
-
Guilty, when my husband gets up too early in the morning and I pretend I'm still asleep.
Ever cheated at poker?
-
(Sorry guys, missed a page. My computer is going wacko)
So, Have you ever cheated at poker?
-
innocent
Ever buy anything on eBay?
-
Guilty
Ever been swindled?
-
innocent but almost
ever refilled a root beer bottle with coke to take to dailysis so you get no "lip" from the nurses
-
innocent (don't like soda drinks)
Have you ever gone out and left your front door wide open?
-
guilty....This morning actually, when I left for work
Ever been given a long sevice award where you work?
-
innocent, but 4 kids is award enough
Ever fall off a skateboard?
-
guilty - road rash is a b****.
Ever crash a motorcycle?
-
innocent, never even rode on one.
Ever watch the TV show "The Golden Girls"
-
guilty
ever eaten kangaroo
-
innocent
Ever stay at the Disneyland Hotel?
-
innocent
Ever want to garden at 5 am but don't want to wake up the neighbourhood?
-
innocent I can safely say I never have wanted to garden at 5am :rofl; :rofl;
Ang ---- you ate a kangeroo----- with fries or with chips ------------ that just seems wrong ::)
Monrein--- you do not like soft drinks----- neither does my daughter and she is the one with the underwear problem, do you know each other?
okay now I need to think of a wish, stalled long enough
I wish my house would dust itself and the Barbque would hop on the grill and cook itself
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See Twirl, you should be here gardening with me at 5 am then you'd keep these threads straight. :rofl; Or maybe you need to develop an underwear problem. :rofl;
Ever caught someone stealing from your apple tree ?
-
Guilty.
Have you ever forgotten to include the check in the envelope when mailing in a bill payment?
-
guilty once on purpose
Monrein----- corrupt my wish???? house dusting and barbque
I wish I had a garden to garden in
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guilty once on purpose
Monrein----- corrupt my wish???? house dusting and barbque
I wish I had a garden to garden in
Twirl, wrong game!
This is Guilty or Innocent and you are supposed to ask a question! :Kit n Stik;
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OK Twirl you have a garden but you're weeding all the time and dying of thirst.
Back to innocent or guilty.
Have you ever bought a coffee and it was awful flavoured crap by mistake?
-
guilty and it was
:puke;
have you ever gotten one of those coffee drinks from a fast food place
-
Guilty and it was not too bad. . .
Have you ever been in a battle to have the last post on IHD?
-
guilty
have you ever stayed up all nite and gone to work da next morning and worked for 12hrs
-
Guiilty. . .more often than I would like to think about!
Have you ever worked greater than 24 hours without a break?
-
maybe all depends on what u call work :rofl;
have u made love to ur mate and they tell u to stop save sum 4 later
-
guilty
ever work 48hrs or more with out sleep?
-
Guilty.
Have you ever been so tired you couldn't sleep?
-
guilty
ever be diagnosed with insomnia?
-
guilty
ever taken a deadly weapon away from a student (okay, it was a snake in a backpack, but it could have been deadly)
-
innocent
Ever had anyone think you were a different race because of your accent on the phone and then not believe it was you when you showed up in person? (until you opened your mouth of course then they go loony about how weird is that)
-
guilty twice and I sound like such a hick
ever wish you were a different race so you could have that race's accent
-
guilty
can you speak more than one language
-
innocent
Have you ever voted for someone and then lie and say you voted for someone else when asked?
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innocent
ever been on a movie set?
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Guilty
Ever accidentally dial someone on your cell phone by bumping it?
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guilty
ever had a baby call you when playing with a cell phone
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Innocent, however periodically my cell phone will call my sister.
Have you ever taken a drive just to take a drive?
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guilty
Have you ever taken a moonlight stroll at 2 am in the country?
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guilty
have you ever lied to a police officer?
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guilty
Have you ever left your cell phone charger at a hotel?
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Innocent
Have you ever on purpose let the elevator door close like you didn't see the person coming to it?
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Guilty (all the time)
Ever get your arm caught in the elevator trying to keep it open for someone?
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Guiltyl
Have you ever been trapped in an elevator between floors?
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Innocent, panic would set in, I hope that it never happens to me!
Have you ever run up the stairs instead of the elevator because you saw someone you knew?
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guilty
Have you ever let on that you didn't "see" someone you know, so you wouldn't have to talk to them?
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Guilty
Have you ever had sex with a co-worker in your office or an empty office at work?
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innocent
Have you ever done it in the back seat of a car?
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guilty
have you ever done it in da club
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innocent
Did your cat ever have kittens in your closet?
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Guilty
Has a stray cat ever left its runt in your closet?
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innocent
Have you ever sat in your garden and identified at least three different plant perfumes circulating at the same time? Then felt blessed that you don't have allergies.
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innocent
Do you have sinus problems that make things smell differently if you can even smell them at all?
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innocent
Do you have dialysis today?
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Innocent.
Do you have dialysis tomorrow?
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innocent
Did one of your orchids just come into bloom?
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innocent
Do you like tomato sandwiches?
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guilty
Do you love grilled veggies?
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guilty
have you ever had your students perform on a television show and it is the same show you performed on as a child
and the people on the show keep saying they remember you and you know they don't
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Innocent
Have you ever been to your provincial/state capital?
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guilty
have you ever got a parking ticket in your provincial/state capital?
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guilty
have u ever got pulled over in ur own bac yard and da cop let u go in the house first then knocks on ur door and ask were u driving dat car
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innocent
Ever drive through a R.I.D.E program(drinking and driving road block), bee pursued by 3 police cars and get of scott free because you told them you thought it was an accident scene and didn't want to rubberneck :shy;
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LOL
innocent!
Have you ever gave a police officer someone elses name?
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innocent
ever work with the police?
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guilty
ever called the police to report something?
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guilty
ever get sick in the mall? :puke;
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innocent
Ever been to Quebec city?
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guilty and I love it there.
Ever stay at the Chateau Frontenac?
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innocent but have toured it many times and have viewed and photo'ed it from all kinds of angles ( one of my favourite Canadian landmarks)
Ever seen the 3 4th floors of the Chateau Frontenac?
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innocent I think although I've done the tour.
Ever been to Baie St. Paul, Quebec?
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guilty
Ever been to La Malbaie, Quebec?
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guilty indeed great food and art.
Ever seen a whale in the St. Lawrence river?
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guilty
Ever drive to the east coast of Canada?
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innocent
ever just wanted to take off and go to where ever
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guilty, let's go!
Have you ever locked someone out of your house (on purpose?)
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guilty
ever just had a bad day and wished you could either stat it over or have it end asap
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guilty
Did you ever stay in your robe til night, then shower and go to bed?
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guilty
Have you ever had to break into your own house?
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guilty
ever locked your baby in the car and had to break a window to get her out and it was not summer but still the baby had to come out
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innocent
Ever drink to much in a foreign country?
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Innocent
Ever traveled outside the USA?
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guilty
ever had a summer romance in one of those other countries
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innocent
Ever find out the door-door salesman grew up with you in a small town on the other side of the country?
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innocent but would like to hear the story
have you ever spent way too much time on IHD to the point of "forgetting" to wake up your family so you could spend even more time on IHD
( I think I need an intervention)
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since you asked for the story.....Last night a salesman came by the house selling magazines and since I read a lot I thought I would check it out. While I was looking over the selection he all of a sudden says he knows me and starts trying to figure out how he knows me. Since I've only been at this posting for 2 years and don't know anyone non-military and was in Kingston before then I was quite doubtful that he knew me and figured it was some sort of marketing scam. After telling him that I have never lived in Toronto(his home) and have never partied in the clubs there I told him the only way that he would know me was if he was ex-military, from Kingston, or New Brunswick. As soon as I said New Brunswick he got all excited and ask if I was from St. George, which is a tiny fishing village, which I am and I was very shocked and asked who he was. Soon as he said his name I couldn't belief I didn't recognize him since we went to school together and I used to hang out with him and his sisters all the time growing up.
small world huh?
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innocent
Ever just do nothing at work but stare?
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guilty at staring at work all the time ( teachers you know, we stare )
so, how many magazines did you buy, and what a small world
what a good story, enjoyed it
have you ever wasted time at work and then wondered why you got nothing done
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guilty
Do you ever wonder if the President of a cell phone company gets dropped calls?
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innocent but guilty now you asked the question.
Have you ever made dinner then decided you felt like something different so put it away and got something else instead?
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guilty
Ever wonder what it would be like if there was no such thing as money
perfect world in my opinion
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Guilty.
Have you ever bartered for a good or service that you wanted?
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guilty
ever do strange things just for peoples reaction
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Guilty.
Have you ever deliberately tried to annoy someone?
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Very guilty
have you ever climbed a mountain?
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guilty
do you pretend you are not home when someone is knocking at your door?
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guilty
Have you ever visited Egypt to see the Pyramids?
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innocent
have you ever over stayed you welcome
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Probably guilty
Did you ever break wind in public thinking you were alone only to turn around & find someone within hearing distance. :rofl;
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guilty (usually on a daily basis) :shy;
have you been speed boat racing.
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guilty as a spectator
Have you ever been on a paddle wheel boat?
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guilty and it was so much fun
ever :puke; at dialysis and made the techs gag
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Guilty
Ever fart in a full classroom?
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innocent ( a nightmare of mine)
have you ever said a cuss word in class ------ like sh*t
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guilty (university level however) (I used to teach the common cuss words in French....useful when needed)
Ever go to the racetrack?
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guilty
ever gamble at a casino for more than 48 hrs straight?
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innocent
Ever been to the top of the CN tower?
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innocent
Have you ever been to the top of the Empire State Building?
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Guilty to the last 2...
Do you love 'Nilla Wafers?
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innocent unless they are in banana pudding
have you ever said you would do something you never intended to do
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guilty
Have you ever come home to two of the cutest bunnies on your lawn and been delighted cuz they're adorable but at the same time bummed out cuz you just know they're eating all your best tender young plants.
AAARRGGHHH.....I want to eat them for dinner. Just kidding y'all. The bunnies are safe.
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innocent I see 2 bunnies I figure they are either getting ready to do it, or they just finished
ever think about writing a book about dialysis?
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Guilty 1st chapter: The Chair from Hell!
Ever wanted to write a romance novel?
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innocent
Ever catch a fly ball at a major league baseball game?
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Guilty (foul ball third base side)
ever have to climb stairs on your butt!!
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Guilty, I had to do it to amuse my cat Queen Ruth.. or face her wrath. :bow;
Have you ever ridden a roller coaster over 300 feet tall?
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have to say guilty,not sure how tall, but bloody scary
have you travelled overseas
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innocent
ever let your body fall asleep as not to disturb your sleeping cat
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Guilty. I never wake a sleeping Queen Ruth.
Have you ever sung in a choir?
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yes in Youth for Christ
my voice sucks so we agreed I'd just move my mouth
do you ever kiss your cat and pray for her and talk to her like a person and your family gets jealous
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guilty (but its a dog)
Do you cover you pet with a blanket at night so they don't get a chill?
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Guilty!
Do you forgive your pet for things you would never let slide with human family members?
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Guilty
Do you buy your pet "treats" everytime you are shopping?
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so guilty ( even use coupons)
do you sneak some of your pet treats in so other family members will not know how much you are buying "Yogi has had that toy."
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innocent
Ever been hit in the head while sleeping?
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Guilty (at dialysis, no less)
Have you ever gotten mad over nothing and yelled about it?
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yes in Youth for Christ
Wow, Twirl = that mention of Youth for Christ just brought back so many memories of my teenage and young adulthood in Barbados!!!!
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Guilty.
Have you ever posted two American flag smileys in a row in a post on purpose but someone thought it was a mistake? (when, actually if you look at that person's post they messed up the "shocked" smiley with the sunglass-wearing smiley? (this will only make sense to one other member, sorry).
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guilty
Did you ever call someone a nerd that you don't even know?
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Guilty -- did it just now. :rofl;
Did you ever call someone a nerd out of spite because they pointed out a mistake you had made?
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guilty
Have you ever left your xmas lights on your house all year :christmastree;?
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innocent our house looks like Christmas Vacation house, only more lights, the neighbors insist that we take them down
(I knew something was going on.......with the pattern)
have you ever drank the last coke, not because you wanted it, but because you did not want your sister to get it
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oh so guilty
Have you ever when you were young, dress up your brother or boy cousin in a dress and do their nails?
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:rofl; innocent and I never did it to my son either :rofl; :rofl; gave me a good laugh any old pics
shot a coral snake with a big super duper high powered water gun---
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innocent
Ever roll your sister down a hill in a big cardboard box?
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guilty (well an old piece of carpet
Have you ever shot off a firearm at midnight new years eve?
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guilty
Ever practice shooting at a firing range?
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guilty
ever forgot you had a fire arm in your purse when you went to school
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innocent
Did you ever get into the wrong car at the mall, thinking it was yours?
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innocent, my key wouldn't unlock it :rofl;
Did you ever make prank phone calls?
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guilty (I got in the passenger side, an old man looked at me and said... think ya have the wrong car missy)
Did you ever drive before you got your drivers license?
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guilty
Ever so bored in the summer your entertainment was watching ants?
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Guilty ( Get out the magnifying glass!)
Ever just wanted peace and quiet?
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Guilty
Have you had conversations with local homeless people?
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guilty
ever wish you had stock in Starbucks
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Guilty
Ever kept a secret that no one else knows?
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Guilty
Ever tell a secret that you wish you could take back?
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so guilty
ever place masking tape sticky side up in the road so that when a vehicle runs over it, it sounds like they have a flat tire
Might be more fun than it sounds
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innocent
Ever make up a name for yourself... Like hi my name is Alice (I always liked the name Alice)
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granted Alice it is
:oops;
I like the name Kim better than Alice
ever don't listen to a name you have been introduced to and then have to know the name
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innocent
Ever been so obsessed with a new toy that you forget to eat dinner?
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guilty but not a sex toy you remember, monrein mentioned those in another thread it was a wind up toy that jumps
I'd like to know Monrein's answer on the toy issue :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
have you ever told a preacher a lie, or a nun
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guilty
Did you ever lie to a friend about liking their new hideous haircut?
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oh so guilty
have you ever cried after you said take of 3 inches and the bit** took off 5
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Guilty Bad haircuts are usually really bad on me!
Did you want to strangle the hair stylist when she was done with your hair- helmet hair always gets me?
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:shy; I was NOT thinking that kind of toy Twirl, but trust you to bring that up and think in that direction. Good girl. Keep it interesting, why not??
innocent to the hair stylist question Kitkatz. I've been going to my hair stylist for about 29 years and she always does something I like.
Have you ever tried cutting your own hair and been really really sorry and very mad at yourself?
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innocent i shave my head bald (and i like pretty dam good if i may say so )
have u cut sum1 else's hair and messed it up and DIDN'T feel bad about it
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innocent
Are you a member of the Mile High Club?
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Innocent. Not enough room in the seats to do THAT!
Ever had sex in the back end of a car?
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Innocent.
Have you ever had cancer?
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innocent
:clap; ever had sex in DA CLUB :bow;
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innocent
How about at the drive-in movie?
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innocent but had a few close calls
ever got drunk at a drive-in
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guilty of the last two!
have you watched Swingtown yet?
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innocent
have u ever thought of being a swing
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innocent
Have you ever eaten :bunny: stew?
EDITED:Fixed bunny smiley error-kitkatz,moderator
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:bunny: stew? innocent and will forever be innocent
:bunny: go hide rabbit
have you ever told someone they were eating cat when you were at a Chinese restaurant and the meat looked a little different
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Innocent.
Have you ever told someone they were eating dog in a Chinese restaurant? (truly possible in some Asian Countries.)
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innocent
Have you ever stepped in dog poop and came back inside before you realized it? :puke;
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oh guilty
have you ever stepped in dog poop, got it in the house, blamed someone else to avoid having to clean it up :shy;
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innocent
Have you ever told your friend you liked their outfit when you really didn't?
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oh so guilty
Have you ever told someone that your car was full, so that you didn't have to listen to their dumb stories AGAIN?
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guilty, but for a different reason.....BO
Ever get locked out of your house & broke a window to get in?
{Kit, I think they do it in the bathroom,,,standing up!}
I'm not a member of the MHC either, but t sounds like fun.
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guilty
ever told sum1 dat ur sick but ur not u just b around dem
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guilty
Have you ever taken a vacation with someone, then wish you hadn't?
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GUILTY
Have you ever said you "lost" tickets to an event so that you didn't have to go with someone?
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guilty
have you ever made your son go to an NSYC concert with the family and you had front seats and he still says it was gay and he will never get over it
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innocent
Ever go hiking without food or water?
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guilty
ever get stranded due to broken car?
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Guilty
Ever tell a Fib, to a Stranger sitting on Plane next to You?
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guilty
ever try to quit smoking?
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innocent ---- never smoked except for a couple of joints in college
after meeting a parent of a child, did you ever think --no wonder you suck, look what you live with
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Guilty
Ever pose in front of a mirror & pretend you were a movie star?
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you re kidding- innocent for sure
ever own a motor bike.
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innocent :rofl; don't think I would fit on one
ever roller skated in a barn
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innocent
are you a member of the mile high club.
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innocent
do you want to be a member of da mile high club
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Innocent! Although I was asked if I wanted to be! (Looooong time ago.)
Ever wore the opposite sex's underwear, even if just as a joke?
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innocent
have you ever completed a sudoku puzzle
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innocent I have never finished an easy level sudoku puzzle------ I just do not get it------
have you ever been an assistant to a college professor
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guilty
Have you ever taught at a university/college?
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innocent
Have you ever googled someones name that you know... ie: boyfriend, boss...
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innocent
ever called da wrong name in bed
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Innocent!
Have you ever slept outside?
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guilty ( passed out drink 21st b-day)
ever wanted to change lifestyles
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guilty especially when life styles of the rich and famous was on
ever tell someone to get off the computer, you need it for a couple of moments, then you stay on it for a long, long time
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guilty!
Ever downloaded a virus and crashed your computer?
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guilty (I was looking for a program in limewire, next thing...crashed)
Did you ever call in sick, when you knew other people @ work were already taking time off and it would leave them very shorthanded?
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Innocent
Ever went out with a friends ex?
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innocent
ever knew that a friend's marriage was in trouble (affair) before they did?
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guilty
ever caused a marriage to break up ( think long and hard b-4 u answer) :rofl;
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Innocent, but I was the other woman after the break up.
Have you ever held your advice back because you knew it would not help the situation?
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guilty
ever wanted to just do sumthang dat wuzn't u
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guilty
ever do that something and feel like a complete fool
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very guilty
Ever act like a fool for fun?
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guilty
have you ever forgotten to take underwear on a trip?
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guilty
did you ever forget underwear and then just did not wear any
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:rofl; guilty (and that's all I'm saying Twirl)
Ever spent three and a half hours eating lunch?
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Guilty Just sat talking and eating lunch.
Have you ever had lunchtime run into dinner time?
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guilty, this is normal when we are with our cousins at the beach in Oregon
ever had whiskey before breakfast?
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guilty
ever went out and can't remember how u got home ( twirl b-4 u say it i remember last nite)
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keith easy for you to say now
innocent
ever had so much to drink you could not make it up the steps to your college dorm
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innocent....drinking was NOT one of my vices. Not confessing to the vices either so don't bother asking Twirl baby.
Ever thrown up all over a friend's dorm bed due to low tolerance for alcohol, one of only two times you've ever been drunk?
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guilty it is like you were reading my mind
ever get busted for weed and you were innocent---------- well, sort of innocent-------- in college and dumb
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innocent ( never had any left :rofl; )
ever had weed brownies
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guilty
Ever come across a weed plant in a friend's garden but their parents didn't know that's what it was?
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innocent ( de parents were da ones who planted it )
have u ever had ur own weed plants
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innocent
have you ever been busted for having weed
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guilty college - no charges - nothing happened - over night stay in jail - cured me forever :o
ever regret meeting someone over the phone and going out with that someone and then wanting to shoot yourself
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guilty ( had two kids wit de nut )
ever want to date and friends ex
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innocent
have you ever wished you were married to your neighbor who is an FBI agent
( they get to live all over the world)
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innocent (I am not planning to train another husband no matter what the advantages) :rofl;
Ever buy a relatively expensive throw (bamboo no less) for dialysis only to have to return it because the darned thing sheds fibres everywhere?
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innocent, but I did buy a bamboo blanket (ecofriendly)
ever called your son by the dog's name?
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Innocent. No son, never called the girls by the dog's name either.
Ever wondered why your cat does the things it does?
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innocent
ever seen a live cock fight
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innocent if you mean rooster
ever seen a bull fight
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innocent
ever gone scuba diving
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guilty
ever skydive?
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Innocent. Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Have you ever seen a shark up close and personal?
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guilty, hammerheads and more!
have you ever seen a bear up close?
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guilty. Black bear attack (adult male about 400 lbs) on the Nahanni River in the Northwest Territories. Really scary but we got lucky. We were known as the "bear people" as the news spread to other canoeists on the river that year.
Have you ever had a reaction to the pneumonia shot?
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innocent if you mean rooster
ever seen a bull fight
same thing and innocent
ever burnt dinner and said it is cajun
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innocent but what a brillant idea :clap; :clap; :clap;
ever went crawdading using raw bacon as bait
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innocent
ever went fishing and caught an eel and thought it was a snake
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Innocent I would have run screaming away from the area!
Ever been fishing and just thrown the hook in and sat with a good book enjoying the day and the book?
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innocent
I love fishing but can't stand just sitting there waiting for something to happen, I'm a very active and aggressive fisher, always changing bait, lures, and techniques until something works
ever do something to your co-workers work areas/desks when you have been left alone at work?
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guilty :clap; it was fun
ever wrap a house
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innocent (don't even know what that is)
Ever felt like going to bed at 7 pm and gone ahead and done it only to be wide awake and raring to go at 3 in the morning?
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guilty a lot now
wrap a house----- cover the outside in toilet paper----- trees and everything
ever stolen a team's football signs and placed them in a graveyard
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Innocent
Ever stole a mascot?
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guilty
ever took two cats and tie der tails together and throw dem across a high wire
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WHAT ? :o HELL NO HOPE YOU ARE ONLY GOING FOR SHOCK VALUE HERE FOREVER INNOCENT ON THAT ONE
ever had a cat scratch the holy hell out of you
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Guilty
Ever given a Siamese cat a bath?
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guilty ( bloody guilty) ouch
have your ever wanted to silence a siamese cat in heat
(Keith--- but you won't because you do not harm cats :rofl;)
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Guilty. oh the noise from the meowing!
Have you ever locked the cat out of the bedroom, just so you could sleep?
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guilty and like that helps ----- NOT more crying, more clawing at the door
have you ever locked your husband out of the bedroom so you could sleep
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Guilty. oh the noise from the meowing!
Have you ever locked the cat out of the bedroom, just so you could sleep?
Innocent. I would like to, but he would make even more noise if I did that.
Have you ever come back early from a vacation because you missed your pet?
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guilty oh, did I miss them
have you ever called the boarding place boarding your pets so many times they ask you not to return with said pet
you were only being a concerned parent owner
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WHAT ? :o HELL NO HOPE YOU ARE ONLY GOING FOR SHOCK VALUE HERE FOREVER INNOCENT ON THAT ONE
ever had a cat scratch the holy hell out of you
no i'm not >:D
innocent
ever try to cut ur pets claws and mess up
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guilty - -my poor Yorkie moved just a tad and :oops; Now I leave the nail trimming to the professionals.
Ever cursed the holy heck out of your vet cause they screwed up and now your pet is miserably ill with an infection?
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innocent but if it ever happened they would have to call in security I love my pets and children and husband
ever thought about but did not do it, have your pets be in your wedding
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innocent
Ever toilet paper someones house?
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innocent
Have you ever gone cow tipping?
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Innocent, I have been tempted!
Have you ever given your dog a bath and ended up just as wet as they were?
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guilty. (my former dog)
Ever thrown away food that was in your house and tempting you too much?
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Guilty damn those M and Ms!
Ever ordered a big dinner on purpose so you would have yummy leftovers?
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guilty of course. I love leftovers.
Ever wished for rain so you'd have a good excuse not to something that needed doing outside?
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Guilty! I enjoy a nice, rainy day every once in a while. I don't feel so pressured to get "something" done.
Have you ever gone an entire day without using your voice (It doesn't count if you had laryngitis or a sore throat, etc.)?
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guilty (I'm actually quite fond of my own company and being alone at the cottage is a real treat sometimes)
Ever cooked dinner but then wished you'd made something different because your mood changed?
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Guilty, every time I cook something I do not want to eat it.
Have you ever not cooked just because you did not feel like it?
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guilty, on average 6 times a week these days.
Ever laughed so hard you started to cough or worse?
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Guilty
Ever cough so hard you threw up?
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Guilty...nasty thing too.
Ever wished you could throw up so you could get rid of whatever was upsetting the tummy tum tum.
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innocent
ever spend to much money at the mall
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Guilty as all get out!
Have you ever spent all day thrift store shopping?
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innocent
ever had a garage sale
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innocent
Ever wished you could find someone to do all the work and have a garage sale for you?
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So GUILTY!!!!
Have you ever PURPOSELY ordered something your partner doesn't like to eat just so you don't have to share it with him?
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VERY VERY GUILTY!
He hates coconut so everytime I go to the grocery store myself I will look for deserts with coconut in them so he won't eat any. I'll also just tell him it has coconut in it even if it doesn't just so he'll stay out of it.
Ever told your significant other that no desert is left and secretly hide the last piece or bit for yourself?
>:D
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guilty we are so alike! I placed an ice cream sandwhich in an old broccoli box and hid it
ever buy onions and cantaloupes because it really irritates your spouse to have those in the fridge
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innocent
ever gone yard saling and got what u wanted 4much much less than u wanted 2
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OMG!!! TOTALLY GUILTY!!!! I love using other's trash!!! Great way to recycle!
Have you ever bought a shirt that was two sizes too small as an "incentive" to lose those final ten pounds???
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Innocent
Ever buy " Forbidden " Food and then Eat it in the Car, by Yourself? I'm always Afraid, somebody will smell it on my Breath, after I do this. LOL.
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oh so guilty-----------------almost daily
ever left fast food wrappers in the van and lied about who left them there
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HA! YES! I ALWAYS blame them on my husband -- candy wrappers too!
Have you ever bought something, wore it, then realized you didn't like it and took it back even though you already wore it?
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Innocent....Goodwill doesn't accept returns
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:rofl; You could take it back for a donation! They give you a little card so you can take it off of your taxes.
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:rofl; You could take it back for a donation! They give you a little card so you can take it off of your taxes.
:rofl;
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Ever watch a movie a second time & still don't really get what it was all about?
Pulp Fiction & American Beauty comes to mind!
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innocent
ever called ur self being on a diet and never started
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Have you ever seen the movie Caddyshack & did you like it?
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guilty
did u see broke butt :oops; broke back mountain ( did u like it)
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guilty when I was at D today Broke Back Mounting was on the Bravo station
I though it was not right to cover up a murder
Keith L. did not sound like a country dude---- he sounded like he had a wad of tobaccy stuck in his throat
Did you ask your husband and son or any males in your family to go to that movie with you and they said NO!
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innocent (I went with a male friend...not gay)
Ever had a pedicure and really enjoyed admiring your own toes (which are not that cute at all) during D?
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Once when my granddaughter came to visit, I let her talk me into painting my toenails. I had totally forgotten about it until I went to the health club to work out. Needless to say, I had the whole shower to myself.
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Have you ever been in the grocery store and ended up with someone else's cart and no idea where you got it?
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innocent
have u ever been in da grocery store for one thing and got mre than u wanted
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guilty just before I got home for D
do not send my husband to the store-------- you will get everything that is on sale------ everything
have you been to a student's funeral
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guilty ( i was 13 larry played on my baseball team he was laid to rest in he's uniform the team wore our uniforms and we were all pallbearers)
have u every seen someone get shot in front of u
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innocent
Have you ever driven way past your destination and had to double back?
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guilty...oh so gulty it's embarassing!
if you live in California, are you going to obey the new hands-free phone law that just went into effect?
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guilty (gotta figure out how my speaker phone works)
Do have any famous friends or relatives?
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guilty
have you ever stood someone up
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guilty
have you ever been stood up
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Innocent....THANK GOODNESS!!! Otherwise, the death toll would've gone up.....
Have you ever received a kidney transplant?
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innocent
Do you buy lottery tickets?
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innocent
do you ever consider buying lottery tickets for presents and then worry if you do; they could win and where would you be
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guilty (thats only natural)
ever wonder what life will be like in 10/20 years time
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oh VERY guilty
ever just feel like walking away from the reality of ESRD?
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GUILTY :thumbup; these boots are made for walking
ever planned on telling dialysis you were stopping treatment and not to tell your family
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innocent...mine was the other way around
do you ever feel really well rested anymore?
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other way around ???
innocent or guilty - not sure but I never feel rested anymore----can't remember what it feels like to feel rested
and I do not think a sleep number mattress would help
have you ever wanted to tell people to "shove it" when they gasp at the sight of your arm ( I try to never show it)
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innocent...mine doesn't look that bad
ever want to begin a rant when someone tells you "how good you look" even though you feel like crap?
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innocent kinda
I always feel very funny (not a good funny when people tell me that I don't look sick... I feel like I have to defend myself:S
Have yotu ever stole flowers from your neighbors garden :shy;
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guilty (borrowed, actually)
Have you ever arrived for something a day late?
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guilty...sadly, it was a final exam in college
have you ever made a date or an appointment with absolutely no intent of keeping it?
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innocent (denial can be a wonderful thing)
Do you have a digital camera?
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innocent but I'd like to get one.
Ever feel unworthy of people's amazing kindnesses towards you. Not totally I'm-no-good unworthy, more surprised (and pleased) that people thing enough of you to be so kind?
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verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry guilty
ever find yourself in a horribly pissy mood for no apparent reason??
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guilty (What do you mean? ME???)
Ever wonder why some people are so nice, and others are selfish bastards?
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gulty for sure
ever had road rage...the real stuff, not just flippin; the bird?
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innocent but I think I have caused it
ever had a student shot in the head due to road rage of another person
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innocent - but when I was in high school a 17 year old classmate was stabbed and killed due to an altercation with a group of boys in another car
Have you ever lost your purse/wallet and had it returned to you?
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innocent - But my daughter lost hers about 5 times and every time it was returned, all money still in it
Do you sing into a brush in front of a mirror?
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guilty as charged
does the mirror ever break
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never,never ;D--innocent
ever get carried down a flight of steps in a wheel chair.
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innocent
ever help someone in a wheel chair
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guilty mainly students
ever pin valentines to a wheel chair on Feb. 14 -- this student got too many to carry----- valentines and carnations--- this person was also a cheerleader it was a great day
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Innocent
Ever get on a TV game show?
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guilty a local high school game show years ago in Houston :shy;
have you ever been on a television show and you danced :shy;
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innocent
Ever fart at an outing and blame the person next to you? :shy;
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Guilty.
Have you ever sneaked in somewhere after you were denied admittance?
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guilty
have you ever helped someone sneak in to a place
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Guilty...when I was young we hid in the trunk to sneak into the Drive-In Movie
Have you ever lied to a police officer about whose beer you were holding?
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guilty
ever lie to a judge
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whew! Innocent
Have you ever lied to your doctor?
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Guilty, only about what I ate.
Have you ever lied to your mother?
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guilty (yes, mother, my coat is in the car)
have you ever lied to your kids?
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guilty
have you ever faked anything
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guilty. but not very well
have you ever gone spelonking?
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innocent.
Have you ever stayed at an all-inclusive resort? (highly reccommend it!!)
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innocent (darn!)
Ever been to one of the aquariums when you can walk in the tunnel underneath it?
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Guilty- loved it sharks everywhere!
Ever just gone to an aquarium?
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guilty (the one in montery, ca is one of the best) and there is one in newport, or that is quite nice
sorry forgot my question.
do you like seahorses?
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Guilty. Seahorses are cool looking, but a little gross.
Do you like giant squid?
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guilty ate one in Vera Cruz
seahorses have interesting sex
do you have walking catfish in your state hope not, if you like to fish
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innocent
do you like to eat catfish?
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Very guilty
ever eat periwinkles?
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The flowers? Innocent.
Have you ever lost a camera?
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Quilty, not lost, but had one stolen at a banquet.
Ever take in a stray animal & give it a home?
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guilty
most all of our pets have been strays
even our bassett hound and our cow dog
have you ever smoked
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Innocent. You beat me to it!
Have you ever gotten so drunk you could not stand up?
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guilty
oh that freshman college year when Huntsville was dry
and two beers would knock me out
have you ever been to a prision on an execution day with all the newspapers and Rev Jackson and Mick Jagger's x-wife
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Innocent. If you were, I wanna hear the story!
Have you ever celebrated Day of the Dead?
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guilty
stasie went to basketball camp in Huntsville, Texas and it was the week of an execution
they evacuted the dorms and the girls spent the night in Walmart
we went to get stasie and drove by the prison
we saw Rev Jackson and Jagger's wife and tons of television people and cameras and protestors for both sides
the man was executed
have you ever cut the tip of your sister's dog's tail and then lied about it
( just the tip of hair- not pain) made it flat instead of pointed
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innocent (why would you even think of doing that)
ever do something after the doctor told you not too...
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guilty all the time drinking a coke as we speak regular coke too
have you ever reached down and accidently picked up a snake------ mixed in with something else
thought of that to tease my sister-------- preteen years---------- She would not let Sam mate b/c she was afraid he would get a VD disease.
Sam was her dog-- lived over 20 years.
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Innocent (no snakes picked up by accident. I did however pick up our pet snake to show our cat, who hissed at him, causing the snake to totally freak out and bite my hands about 20 times. Luckily he was a non-poisonous gopher snake. I left him alone after that.)
Have you ever spied on someone?
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SO GUILTY!!!
Have you ever had green beer on St Patrick's Day???
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Guilty!
Have you ever clamped a lizard to your earlobe and pretended it was a long, dangling earring?
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Innocent! (What if he doesn't let go?)
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
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innocent (but I often wished it)
have you ever :puke; in front of your class b/c a student :puke; and it made you :puke;
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Innocent...but that'd be REALLY FUNNY to see!!!!!
Have you ever pretended to be Rachael Ray and talked to a camera while you were cooking?!?!?
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( it was not that much fun at the time :rofl;)
Guillty how did you know-----I used to be the Bamm man but I sound just like Paula
have you ever wanted to slap that stupid almost homemade cooking lady------ dressed up and perfect and never gains an ounce
SLAP
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Oh so guilty it is NOT funny! If I ever meet her I am going to sit on her and squash her ass into the ground flat!
Have you ever "Bammed" while cooking?
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Guilty
Have you ever had your identity stolen?
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Innocent.... Probably because if they stole my identity, they'd try and GIVE IT BACK after they see the MEDICAL BILLS I've received!!!!!
I LOVE SANDRA LEE!!!! :-) She's so excited about short cuts!!!! And her recipes make me look like a GENIUS when I attempt to cook!!! :-)
Have you ever had a secret crush on Regis Philban?!?!?!
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OMG NO! never entered my mind until now ------- it is still a NO!
have you ever had sex with someone famous and sexy ---- if only in a dream
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guilty...but only if daydreams count!
Have you ever had sex with someone you work with?
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innocent
have you ever wanted to have sex with someone you worked with
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guilty
Ever been hit on by your boss?
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Guilty
Ever toss the "F" word at your boss?
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innocent
But then it's not a word I generally use to anyone. I tried it on my mother once when I was 13. She slapped me. Kind of ended that.
Ever swear at your parents?
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Probably once, so guilty.
Have you ever sworn at your own kids?
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Shit No guilty sorry, teen years
have you ever left a restaurant b/c a roach walked on your table
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Ick!! innocent.
Do you read the restaurant health reports in the paper and keep a mental list of which ones to avoid at all costs?
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Ok, maybe my last question wasn't the greatest...sorry, kinda tired that night. I'll try again.
Have you ever told your child that they can't have dessert because it's too late at night, then after they went to bed sat down and had a slice of cake (or whatever your dessert of choice is)?
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Innocent (but I would do that if I had kids)
do you know what a cicada is?
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guilty - sort of grasshoppery, aren't they?
Ever seen a blaqck widow spider in your house?
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guilty
have you ever had a snake in your dishwasher
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I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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I had one under my couch - will that do? My cat brought it home to play with.
Are you afraid of snakes?
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No, but my dishwasher doesn't look that good
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did you ever take a shower with a gekko?
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guilty and I get auto coverage for life
have you ever seen two gekkos doing it
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I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
???
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guilty - sort of grasshoppery, aren't they?they make a real load noise on a hot summer day cute hey!...Boxman
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Not sure if Boxman answered the gecko question? That looks like a big fly?
So here's my answer. Innocent, never saw geckos doing it (but my desert tortoises are pretty frisky)
Have you ever campaigned for a politician?
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Innocent
Have you ever received a gift that you didn't like & later re-gifted it to someone else?
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Guilty.
Do you like sauerkraut?
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only if the sauerkraut is mixed in with the sauce for cabbage rolls
have you ever tasted whale meat?
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innocent.
Have you ever stayed up until midnight, just chatting with your spouse or significant other, even though you both had to be up before 5:00 the next morning?
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guilty
have you ever gone to work with a hangover
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Innocent
Have you ever thrown your computer parts across a room because It would not work?
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guilty after a hangover
ever get beat by an eight year old playing WII
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I think Kitkatz is abusing her computer :o
innocent but I know it could happen
ever told someone you were just drinking coke and you really had it mixed with something else
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Guilty.
Have you ever messed around in a movie theater?
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Guilty.
Have you ever been to the Empire State Building?
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innocent
have you ever gone down a grassy hill on cardboard ...Boxman
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Guilty :bandance;
Have you ever been to a square dance?
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Innocent
Have you ever marched in protest of anything?
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Innocent
Have you ever "sabotaged" someones food?
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Innocent
Have you ever made a pie from fruit you grew?
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Innocent
Have you ever talked behind someone's back & then got busted?
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Guilty, oh sooo guilty.
Have you ever rolled down a green grassy hill just for fun?
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Guilty! :clap;
Have you ever peaked into someone's drawers without them knowing about it?
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You do mean Their, Dresser Drawers, Right?
Guilty.
Have you ever asked to see the Room first, before, you checked into a Hotel or Motel?
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yes their dresser drawers...........sorry about that..........
I'll let someone else answer your question since I did the last one..............
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You do mean Their, Dresser Drawers, Right?
Guilty.
Have you ever asked to see the Room first, before, you checked into a Hotel or Motel?
Innocent. I have never asked to see the room, but I have driven up to the hotel, saw the BULLET HOLES in the door and drove off!!!!!!!!!!!! True story!
Have you ever willed something (good or bad) to happen? Explain.
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Innocent
Have you ever kept a secret that you've never told anyone?
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Guilty
Have you ever saved a kitty or pupp?
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I'm not sure if saving a dog makes me innocent or guilty, but I have.
Did you ever stand up for a friends wedding that you knew would end badly for them?
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Innocent. But I did send a letter to the groom when I first found out they were engaged. They married anyway, but now are divorced.
Have you ever done speed dating?
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no, I do not do speed anymore
have you ever been in a red neck wedding ( like the bride and groom ride off in a tractor cause they found each other at John Deere - it was not my wedding)
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innocent
Have you backed up all your computer files?
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guilty (but I didn't know why nothing to important)
have you craved a carmel coated apple with peanuts and walked right on by
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innocent
Have you ever dinged a car and not left a note?
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Guilty
Have you ever caught yourself picking your nose in public?
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I do it all the time what else would I do ;D
have you ever lost something and spent all day looking for it
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Guilty and like they say........it's usually in the last place you look! :rofl; That kills me because we all know..........why would we need to look anywhere else, right?
Have you ever speeded up in a parking lot so that you could get that last handicapped parking spot? :shy;
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Knocking over the wheel chairs guilty ;D
when was the last time you hung up on someone on the phone
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Last Week, Someone Taking an Election Poll.
So Yesterday at the Doctors Office, I picked up a Magazine, that had an Article, listed on the front, that I thought, My Husband, The Dialisizor, would like to read. I didn't Read the Article myself or even look at the Mag, but I picked it up " Read Borrowed here, I'm going back to the Doc's " and took it Home to Him to Read. Guess what?
Some Rascal, had Ripped the whole Ariticle, out of the Mag. So my Question is............
Have you ever Ripped an Story or Recipe out of a Mag, in a Waiting Room?
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Innocent, but I have asked them to run a copy for me.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you weren't?
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guilty--- oh, the good ole days before I was really sick
have you ever hidden a noise making toy from a child---- If I hear that one more time.........
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Nope, but I've taken out the batteries. Tickle me Elmo ceases to be funny after about the 3000th giggle.
Have you ever opened a toy in the store to test it out?
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Innocent but I have opened up perfurme to smell it before I decided to buy it or not :urcrazy;
Have you ever lied about it being your birthday when you went out to eat or clubbin' so you could get all the "benefits"?
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damn you can do that... uhh innocent
have you ever gone shopping and then get home and find candy in your kids jacket
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guilty only it was pink fingernail polish and Missy was 3
and we took it back to Walmart
have you ever boiled chicken b/c that is the only thing your old, sick dog would eat
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Guilty for the most part...
I've boiled chicken for my dogs, but they weren't sick or dying. Then the vet said no more chicken, they're allergic. So no more chicken.
Ever brought home a stray dog or kitten and hoped your parents/husband would let you keep it?
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Guilty.
Have you ever ridden a rollercoaster backwards?
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yep....King's Island
When was the last time you threw up from too much to drink?
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Guilty 1985 . BTW I rode backwards at Kings Island too!
Have you ever been to the observation deck of the World Trade Center?
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no, I have a fear of jumping
have you even been sort of drunk and you have to act like you never had a drink
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Guilty every day ;D
have you ever wanted to drive a big crane
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Guilty, went to dialysis a little tipsy.
Ever gotten up super early in the morning, just to enjoy the silence in the house?
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Innocent because I just live w/2 cats; therefore, it seems to always be quiet here...............
Have you ever skipped school & NOT got caught?
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Guilty.
Have you ever told someone that you were single when you were either married or in a committed relationship?
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Innocent
Have you ever been married and wish you weren't?
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innocent
have you ever ate like a pig
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:rofl; guilty of course
Have you ever eaten a healthy meal before a party so you wouldn't eat all the unhealthy finger food thingies?
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guilty - but only after I started a renal diet!
Have you ever passed off a store-bought dish or dessert as homemade?
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guilty but from a catering company
have you ever fibbed about being allergic to something so you would not have to eat it
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Guilty
Have you ever petted a snake?
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guilty I have also skinned one
have you ever lost a sum of money (over a 100.00)
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guilty (stock market)
Have you ever gone on a long walk, found that you're dressed too warmly, so you hide your jacket under a bush and drive back to get it later? (This happened to me today)
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not guilty
have you ever used an outhouse ---- my church did not get plumbing until 1978 - a little country Baptist Church which is now located right on I45
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guilty to this day. At our lake cabin in the woods we still only have an outhouse. It has vinyl flooring on the bench part with little grey and peach coloured flowers and the walls are grey and the toilet seat is peach.
The Taj Mahal of outhouses. And we use a chamber pot at nights.
Have you ever toppled a johnny-on-the-spot. (portable outhouse). I saw one toppled today on my walk.
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never but would if I were not such a chicken
did find a snake in the girl's outhouse at church
have you ever told your husband or whomever you have sex with that you felt a lot worse than you did b/c you did not want to do it
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but you reminded me of something
Stasie and I were driving along I 45 and there was a ton of traffic - bumper to bumper
we saw a teenage boy go into the port-a - potty
a few moments later a man goes to the same potty
we are laughing, thinking the door will be locked
well the man opens the door and we see the teenage boy sitting down doing his business
it was so funny
the door to the potty was facing the traffic
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innocent (sex calms me down and keeps my head clear)
have you ever written a letter to a newspaper?
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Innocent (but I have written the headquarters if a company about bad service & got my bill cleared)
Have you ever wished you were a type of animal? (which animal?) :rofl;
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guilty - I want to be my spoiled house cat!
Do you feed your pet "people" food?
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Have you ever toppled a johnny-on-the-spot. (portable outhouse). I saw one toppled today on my walk.
Off topic- when I was on a roofing crew, we had aguy who would grab the easiest spot, work slow as heck, was paid more than the other crew members, and was universally despised. He spent 45 min in a Johny one morning, and out foreman was pissed enough he got a load strap, put it around the john, tightened it, and then had us topple it with the guy inside.
Pets getting people food- guilty by association. I am married to my wife who uses the term fur people.
Have you ever put a pet down and then lied to a child or spouse about it?
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guilty an adopted dashound that would bite everyone around him except the person who's lap he was sitting in. A total wack job
have you ever spent to much money in a casino
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innocent
Have you ever spent too much money in a Garden Centre?
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that will be a negative, I like weeds
have you ever spent too much at a 99 cent store
* note to Monrein--- that is a store where everything cost 99 cents ;D ( just joking about you not knowing that, they really do exist) :flower;
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Innocent (we call them dollar stores here).
Have you ever asked your husband to go out and get ingredients for a recipe you just read, but he said flat out no! wait til tomorrow? LOL
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decidedly innocent - sending my hubby to the store was a lost cause - he could never find anything, and I'd be likely to end up with only half the list of stuff anyhow.
Have you ever made baked goods for someone just so you could lick the bowl?
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innocent but I am gonna!
have you ever just wanted to say WTF
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WTF- when all the nurses came up to me and made a circus about me getting the wrong shot
after D patients came over and asked me what was going on and I told them -
I got some disapproving looks from the D staff
when was the last time you saw a movie about a true situation and it haunted you
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Probably the movie, The Notebook, it got to me pretty bad (made me cry actually) because I am sure that DOES happen.........sad............
When was the last time you cursed someone out?
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When someone ran me off the road two summers ago. Their ears would have blistered if they had actually bothered to stop!
One of the indicators of someone who is prone to road rage is the number of bumper stickers on their car. The more stickers, the more likely they are to experience road rage.
So. . . do you have any bumper stickers?
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Texas Aggies, Conroe Tigers, Caney Creek Panthers, Moorhead Panthers
guilty
but I do not get road rage but I seem to cause it
have you ever lied about something done to your vehicle---- like a broken mirror and you said the people were driving so close to you that you had to hit the mailbox or hit the car
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sooooo GUILTY!!! >:D
Have you ever lied to a kid & told them there WAS a Santa Clause? (I hated it when I found out there wasn't one!!!!)
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Innocent - i have this theory that if I tell a child there is a Santa Claus, when he finds out, he will also doubt my assertion that there is a God. Just my theory.
Have you ever see someone you didn't want to talk to, and dived into a store or something to avoid them?
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Guilty.
Have you ever drank too much and said something you wish you hadn't?
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ooooohhh soooooo GUILTY!!!! :shy;
Have you ever slept with someone you totally regret now?
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Innocent. Not totally, anyhow!
Have you ever wished you could get back with someone you used to date?
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I am so there guilty
have you ever thought what would have been if only you had married that other person
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...it could've happened....wouldn't change anything
at the moment....
have you ever wished you could tell
off the ANP who thought she was
trying to maintain residual renal fiction?
f *** you r russell...found a lab copy from
janurary...peeps on IHD know better then you do
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What is an ANP (a**hole nurse person???). Innocent, if I want to tell off someone, I do. In the "nicest" possible way of course. :rofl;
Have you ever spent a whole day surfing on the computer even though you have four million other things that you should be getting at instead?
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innocent only a half day
have you ever driven a car with the steering wheel on the right
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no, I a bad enough driver with the steering wheel where it should be
how would I make a left turn
have you ever left the gas station with the nozzle still in the gas hole
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Innocent
Have you ever spent too much time in a store where you bought absolutely nothing?
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Guilty. Dollar store.
Have you ever inherited anything that you cherish?
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not pkd for sure
but a very old toy from Germany that when you place a penny in it it shoots an arrow to an apple on a boy's head
I have been told it could put one of my kids thru college
but I want to pass it on to Allen
he is the only child of mine who would not sell it :waving;
have you ever opened mail addressed to one of your children or to someone else on "accident"
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Guilty - wow you just reminded me I forgot to give Jenna her jury summons! thanks!
Have you ever hopped theaters at the movies?
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guilty------ isn't that fine-------if they do not want hopping then do not place the movies so close together
have you ever been caught movie hopping
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Innocent
Have you ever just cried & cried and then all of a sudden thought, "what the frick frack am I crying for???!!!!"
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guilty but I think what the F have I been crying about
you use nicer words
have you ever thought you would never get over a person and later you see that person and you think what was I thinking.......
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Guilty.
Do you like haunted houses?
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NO! (does that make me guilty or innocent?) :rofl;
Have you ever told someone you liked their cooking when actually you hated it??? :rofl;
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Guilty. Gee thanks Okarol ;D
Do you like haunted houses?
innocent-never had a bad meal
have you ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet
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innocent
have you ever placed someone else's toothbrush in the toilet
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Innocent (not to say that I have not *thought* about it) :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Have you ever looked for 4-leaf clovers? (did you find one?)
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guilty and guilty (I love clover in a lawn)
Have you ever left something behind three separate times in the same day? (I'm so annoyed I have to retrace a whole bunch of today's steps tomorrow)
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Guilty...
Have you ever dropped your cell phone in the toilet? :bunny:
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Innocent (but I have dropped it in the rain)
Have you ever showed favoritism towards a family member and hid it from others? (like a niece/nephew/grandchild/child)
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Guilty.
Have you ever served on a jury?
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Guilty (it was a local murder case and I was jury forewoman)
Have you every choked on something and had the Heimlich done on you?
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I've done it to myself - does that count? I choked on a bite of apple while my mom was on the phone. I tried to get her attention and she just kept waving me off, repeating "I'm talking; not now!" I finally gave up on her and dropped myself stomach first onto the iron banister railing. That worked. Then mom dropped the phone and started screeching in a panic - after I could breathe again. ;D
Ever had to do CPR?
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Yes. I have done CPR many times. Unfortunately, no saves. (I used to volunteer as an EMT.)
Have you ever been up in a helicopter?
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Guilty Over Maui it was beautiful
Have you ever drank a can of soda and had a wasp in it
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Innocent - thankfully.
Have you ever found money on the ground?
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I have found small amounts of money
my son and husband found $400.00 at a Conroe High football game and they turned it in
that was a couple of weeks ago
have you ever wished that someone who calls you all the time would lose their voice for a day
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innocent I like phone calls
have you ever just stared at people going by
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Guilty (I love people watching)
Have you ever order a meal at a restuarant and when it arrived told them it wasn't what your ordered?
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Innocent
Have you ever wanted your nurse's weight to be changed to under her 'dry' weight so she could feel the cramping of it all?
What is with the nurses wanting you to be so dry you could be a desert???
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guilty and I'd like to stick needles in a couple of them
have you ever thought, I'll never have another pet, it hurts too much when they die
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Guilty. (I felt that way after my Rocky died, but I got over it.)
Have you ever wanted to exile the scheduling person at your doctors office off the island?
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Innocent fortunately I have been lucky with the "scheduling person" but I DO feel that way about my last "family doctor" I had. He had it in my chart that "kidney failure was detected in November 2005" and I was not even told until the very last day of November of 2006!!!! and because it was an emergency situtation, my kidney doctor (he finally sent me too) ordered me to go straight to the hospital THAT day and I started dialysis 2 freaking days later!!!! OK, I am :rant; :rofl; Thank you for lettin' me share! :rofl; (yes, I noticed that I did not use "proper" grammar AND spellin' in this post) :sir ken; :rofl;
Have you ever wanted to "gloat" when someone you know is hurting AFTER they have tried to belittle YOU about hurting all the freaking time? (like they say, well, you'll just have to deal w/it & then BOOM it comes back on them in some way or another)
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I have to admit guilt and pure pleasure with the guilt
my gyn forgot to tell until over a year later that my blood numbers were where I needed to go to the nep
and she knew I PKD
have you ever thought --- one day you will be sick and you will feel how it feels to ask off work and and be made to feel like you are a burden
even if you work an hour earlier and stay late on days that are no D ways and you have the most difficult students
in the school and you get along with them and when you are "politely" forced to leave - no one will stay in your
difficult job and someone comments ---- "Why did you have to leave?" I think I just ranted.
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YOu did rant! but thats ok
I think if we could all fix this having a job thingy we would all feel more "normal"
Twirl I am thinking you didn't ask a question....
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these question part is right about the ranting
have you ever thought that one day someone being unkind to you about your illness may one day be sick also and remember how they treated you
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I have never had anyone being in your face mean to me, but I do think about that when people are being insensitive...
Then I feel very guilty and try to erase it out of my mind :shy;
Have you ever made faces at a kid in a lineup?
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Guilty little kids stare at me and my missing foot all the time so I make faces at them
have you ever dreaded the coming of winter but then love the first snow?
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Innocent I love winter really!
Have you ever felt like noone truly knows the REAL you?
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I have never had anyone being in your face mean to me, but I do think about that when people are being insensitive...
Then I feel very guilty and try to erase it out of my mind :shy;
Have you ever made faces at a kid in a lineup?
a lineup ---- at the police station ???
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Innocent..... but a darn good idea.
Have you ever clamped your blood line to get the tech's attention??
Yeah that's just wrong. But they do sometimes not pay attention to the beeps.
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Off topic: Yes Boxman. Victor and I decided we want a leg to carry that we wind up and it chases the staring little kids out of the store! We had a kd staring so bad he almost walked into his Mom's shopping cart in WinCo Foods.
Sheez!
Have you ever wanted to just scream at someone because they told you NO?
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innocent...nobody tells me no 8)
do you know if you are depressed
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Yes - so I am guilty? Maybe I am delusional and am depressed? Hmmmm... I don't think I am depressed. So maybe innocent? Ok I have confused myself. :urcrazy;
Do you wear hats?
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For protection from the sun, so guilty. I have three hats fromt he San Diego Zoo now. One is straw the other two are cloth safari hats.
Have you ever worn a hat into a pool?
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no, a hat would not stay on going under water
especially the 10 gallon hats Texans wear
have you ever wet in the pool -- pee-pee
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Innocent, icky icky!
Have you ever wee-weed in the ocean?
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innocent
have you ever wanted a klondyke bar
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innocent - not sure what it is....
Have you finished your secret santa shopping?
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yes, finished and mailed and now I miss the excitement of it all
have you ever wished you had magic powers like if someone is mean to you in public you could make the fart real loud
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innocent - not sure what it is....
Have you finished your secret santa shopping?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWP1sx03dc8
maybe this will help...Boxman
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What? How can you not know what a Klondike bar is?
Guilty, I'd love to have magic powers - or just be telekinetic, so I could make them trip!
have you ever had frostbite?
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The original Klondike® bar was handmade by dipping square slices of ice cream into pans of rich, delicious Swiss milk chocolate. The family produced the bars in Ohio just outside of Youngstown and in Pittsburgh. By the 1940s, the Isaly family had seven dairy plants that supplied more than 300 Isaly Dairy Stores. Klondike® bars were sold in all of the stores.
Until the 1970s, the Klondike® bar was sold only in Pennsylvania and Ohio. In 1978, distribution expanded into Florida, followed by New York and New England. In 1982, a new factory opened in Clearwater, Fla., and a nationwide advertising and publicity campaign was launched with the tag, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Soon, Klondike® bars became available for purchase in over 92 percent of U.S. supermarkets.
In 1993, Unilever acquired the Isaly Klondike Company and the Klondike® brand became part of Good Humor-Breyers. This acquisition made the Good Humor-Breyers Ice Cream Company the market leader in novelty ice cream. It also put Americans of every age within reach of the most comprehensive line of chilly treats in dessert history.
That's why! There weren't ANY in California until 1993 - and I already had other yummy favorite ice cream choices! :bandance;
As to frostbite: innocent.
Have you ever accidentally erased a memory card in your camera?
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Okarol, have you at least gone out to get one now!! and what would you do for a klondyke bar??
Guilty in my head innocent in my camera
have you ever had liver, bacon and onions for dinner
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guilty and guilty more times than I should have
I love liver, bacon and onions----- yummy
have you ever had left over liver, bacon and onions for breakfast ---- ( not as bad as you think)
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innocent (there was never any left overs)
have you ever had a clark bar ?
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innocent... never heard of it
Have you ever eaten a potato pancake.....I ALL time fav!!!!! :sir ken;
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MMMmmm guilty - my grandma made the BEST!
Have you ever taken a cooking class?
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guilty (home ed in high school got an A my only one)
did you ever play spin the bottle
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guilty --- many, many times
Kimmie - what do you put on a potato pancake ---- syrup or hot sauce
did you ever sign your mother's name to a permission slip
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Guilty.
Have you ever been to a fortune teller?
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potato pancakes...........---------->>>>>>>>>>>>> Molasses YUMMY!!!!
Guilty on the fortune teller, she told me I would be widowed, she was right
Did you have pet bunnies when you were a child? :bunny:
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Guilty, but they were not pet bunnies, they were fryer rabbits we raised. Dad TOLD us not to name them, but we did anyway. Then whack!
Rabbit tastes a lot like chicken!
Have you ever had tarot cards read?
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Have you ever had tarot cards read? Yes I love that stuff >:D
Have you ever stole (borrowed) flowers from your neighbors garden?
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No, I'd be too pissed if someone did that to mine without asking. If they were in a pot and they returned it, no problem but cut my growing flowers and you're messing with my head. I do give away many bouquets of peonies at peony time though.
Have you ever had an exhibitionist expose himself to you?
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Innocent. However, My Daughter, had this happen to Her Twice, when She was a Teenager. Same Public spot. A Detective came to our Home and Told us, " He's Harmless, this is His Annual Springtime Activity " ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
When You check into a Hotel, do you leave with ALL, the Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Lotion, Shower Caps, Coffee Filters, all that stuff, they leave in the Bath?
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SO quilty. Well I am since I have started staying at better Hotels. THere is something that I LOVE its mint shampoo and I have never found it anywhere else...
DO you ever make faces behind someones back when they are talking? Like rolling your eyes or something like that
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Duh-uh. Very Guilty.
Do you sleep with socks on when it's cold?
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Innocent, I would rather ice between my toes
How many pillows at night?
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Guilty.....always sleep with two or three. Have about 10 on the bed.
Have you ever "accidently" wanted to stick your partner with a needle so they KNOW how it feels?
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Guilty...I want to stick the tech or nurse, too. Hubby will not come into the unit when they stick me.
Are you a book slut?
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Innocent, my attention span won't "let me" spend too much time reading..........however, I soooo wished I loved to read!
Have you ever told a "fib" to get out of going to church?
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No, I have worked in churches, so when I don't have to go to work, and I don't want to go to church, I don't go. My kids like to go, so they get me there when I don't wan't to most times.
Have you ever met someone in a business meeting that changed your life?
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Guilty. He ended up being my mentor when I started my own business. Speaking of.
Have you every been a mentor to someone?
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many times, student teachers
have you ever used caller id not to talk to a collection agency --- ( mine are medical related)
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Guilty. Many times.
Have you ever told a bill collector they had the wrong number.
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so guilty
have you ever lied and said your parents were not home - call later - and you were the parents
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So so Guilty.
Have you ever asked cute guy in grocery store to reach something for you?
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:yahoo; no, but I will
W&W -- cool idea
I asked a boy at McDonald's if he had a girlfriend ---- my two daughters have never dared me to do anything again
have you ever yelled to your children - "If it is an 800 number do not answer it."
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Innocent. But I will now.
Have you ever gone out of the house with 2 different shoes on?
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innocent, but I have left the house with someone elses shoes on that were 3 sizes to small.... *hick* ;) :wine;
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oops... forget the question, wine went to my head...
do you know how to play the trumpet?
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innocent
Can you play any musical instruments?
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Innocent No sense of rhythm.
Has there ever been a time when you hid the candy so you could have it all to yourself?
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innocent, but I have left the house with someone elses shoes on that were 3 sizes to small.... *hick* ;) :wine;
Sorry I missed that party...Boxman
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Innocent, but I knew to look under my sisters bed.
have you ever been spooked by a strange noise in a different part of the house
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guilty, this is a big house and the upstairs is spooky when I'm here alone
we told our children a lady died in the upstairs and sometimes we see her on the stairs - when we first moved here about 10 years ago
the lady really died in a nursing home
but I over did it and now I believe my own fib
have you ever made up a story to make someone feel spooked and then you were the one spooked
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Guilty.
Have you ever gotten a really bad haircut?
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in the 8th grade after my hair burned when twirling a fire baton
I swore I would never get my hair cut again
do you leave a tip even if you hate your hair cut
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Guilty
Have you ever danced in the car while you or someone else was driving?
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Guilty.
My girls have a grandmother who thought she would dance in the car. We called it the G-Ma Dance and kidded her for years about it.
Do you sing along really loudly to favorite songs?
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Of course I sing along loudly (and very badly). A purely private pleasure. Torture to others.
Have you ever had to tell someone that they smelled bad?
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Yes I did have to tell something they needed to go home and shower and she met me outside work that day and drew a knife on me...very interesting communication indeed.
Have you ever had to talk someone into letting go of a weapon???
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Guilty, sort of. I was in an armed robbery when I worked at a pharmacy. The gunman had a pistol in my ribs so I very gently but firmly insisted that he not shoot me.
Have you ever been a witness to a felony?
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Gawd No
Have you ever shot a gun?
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well duh....
I am a teacher in Texas
guns and grades
a loaded gun can really improve a student's listening skills
have you ever gone to a prison to protest a death sentence or to be pro on the sentence
( I have not but wanted to when Mckay Everett's killer was put to death as pro -- he was the 12 year old boy kidnapped - one of my husband's students and we know both families)
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innocent....
Australia does not have the death penalty.
Do you drink from the milk carton? :boxing;
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no, never I do not like milk
but coke and OJ and lemonade --- guilty
do you ever eat ice cream out of the carton
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Guilty... :shy;
I am SO against the death penality... Canada doesn't have the death penality either
Have you ever taken someone elses perscription
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innocent....
I have enough of my own pills to pop!!
Before you were married did you ever cheat on your partner?
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I was never married but innocent (the opportunity was there though)
have you ever drove a car with your left foot only
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innocent
Have you ever flipped someone the bird while driving?
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Guilty
Have you ever been to visit anyone in prison?
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Guilty Folsom Prison very nerve racking
Have you ever had to decide if someone was guilty or innocent
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Very Guilty , I try not to but I am very opinionated, hard to believe hey ;D
Do you ever stick dirty dishes in the oven cus company is coming?
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Guilty but that was before I had a dishwasher.............so, now they go in there he he he he he
Have you ever ruined a kid's Christmas and told them there was no such thing as a Santa? (that was a sad day for me)
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innocent I beleived till I was 13 I was #1 square :shy;
Have you ever skipped an entire isle grocery shopping just to avoid someone
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innocent I have to go up and down everyone every time
have you ever just stopped and stared off in space because you can't remember what you need in the grocery store
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Guilty.
Have you ever stayed up all night reading even though you had to be at work or somewhere else in the morning?
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SO Guilty
DO you read the last page first?
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Innocent. NEVER! I even go out of my way to not read a word on the last page when I am checking to see how many pages are in the book.
Have you ever hidden the remote control so that someone wouldn't change the television channel?
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Innocent, I AM the channel changer!!! >:D
DO you open your xmas gifts before Christmas and then re-tape them?
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Innocent. Absolutely not! I enjoy the element of surprise. . .
Have you ever looked through a telescope at the stars?
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guilty and there is a telescope in our bedroom
have you ever put fake gifts in presents under the tree -- like cheap stuff and then when the children are in bed - gone back and put the real presents down--- the look of total surprise on the little snoopers' faces are priceless -
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Soooo GUILTY. I love to trick my kids at christmas. There are boxes in boxes in boxes, bricks in boxes and empty boxes. :shy; I am sooo sneaky. ;D
As a child did you ever hunt out hidden christmas presents?
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innocent. I too like surprises.
Does your family open gifts on Christmas Eve?
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always Christmas morning b/c of the children
and now that they are older they still like Christmas morning
has your husband or spouse or any family member ever fallen off the roof pretending to be Santa
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my Dad would load all the kids in the car and then we would drive around looking at the lights. My Mom would stay home and put the presents under the tree. When we came back Santa had showed up. but my Dad could never talk my Mom to go up on the roof, so innocent
have you ever rang the bell for salvation army?
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Innocent but I always thought it would be fun because I like to talk to people!
Have you ever opened a Christmas present and wrapped it back up and put it back under the tree?
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Innocent, but I've thought about it.
Have you ever rubbed the tummy of a kitty?
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Guilty - best stress relief ever.
Have you ever saved a kitty from the pound?
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oh yes, that is where we got Zuko and other cats
have you ever saved a cat from drowning in the pool
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Innocent... I have never seen a kat in a pool :)
Have you ever gotten into the wrong car (van) at the mall, turned and looked into the ees of a total stranger, because you are in the wrong car (van)?
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Innocent, but I have come close!
Have you ever been the guest at someone's home for dinner and eaten the food even though you did not like it just so you wouldn't make them feel bad?
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innocent, I have never had a bad meal ;D
have you ever wanted to just waste the day in bed
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guilty ---- lately, I feel that way almost everyday
have you ever thought F it gosh darn it all, I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO DIALYSIS AT 5:AM ON SUNDAY MORNING
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Innocent but it sounds like hell.
Have you ever been mugged?
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Innocent. I do not hang around the bad parts of town, except at school. Hehehe!
Have you ever made a friend standing in a movie line?
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Innocent (don't go to movies much) Okarol if you mean jumped guilty me and a buddy my friend is a black belt we wound up winning
have you ever paid a dollar for a car
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Innocent but if the car were a good car, I am sure that would be nice!
Have you ever bought an OLD CD that had the songs of "your day" on them?
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Guilty. I constantly buy "70's" cds.
Have you ever petted a giraffe?
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no, they are too tall, but one licked Missy once
have you ever watched The Oblongs - a cartoon series - adult material --- not porn or anything
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innocent, never heard of them
ever tell someone that you know how to cut hair, then cut that persons hair, only to discover you can't cut hair?
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:rofl;
Guilty kinda. Except instead of cutting hair i said i could give a tattoo. Came out prettty good.
Sorry carry on................
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YOu have to post a question!!!
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Have you ever pushed your parents car out of the driveway without permission
to drive around while they were sleeping?
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guilty , was that you??!!
How you ever siphoned (sp) gas?
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guitly to use on a fire baton
have you ever wished someone you know who talks all the time would shut the hell up
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GUILTY!!!!!
DO you ever wish someoneyou know would talk more??
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Guilty. People often have insightful things to say, but are sometimes too shy or too cautious to say them.
Have you ever become so tired of listening to someone that you just stop answering them?
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Innocent, I wold feel to bad
DO you ever think that someone close to you could be a better parent?
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guilty
have you ever made banana pudding using pineapple instead of bananas
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Innocent but I have had it from someone else who did make it that way & it was delicious!!
Have you ever had to miss spending a holiday w/family due to being sick?
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Yup, gulity.
Didn't help that they rescheduled the party to one of my in-center dialysis days, either. Ahhhh, happy family memories. .. :sarcasm;
Do you go overboard on your holiday budget every year?
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Guilty this year, went to vegas, colorado, chicago!
Do you ever go Christmas caroling?
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Guilty, in more ways than one. (I haven't got much of a singing voice!)
Do you shake your Christmas presents?
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Guilty~~~~~ when I was a kid but now I don't because I LOVE surprises (not scary surprises tho)
Have you ever went out *accidentally* with 2 different type of shoes on?
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Guilty - went to school (juvenile detention centre) and was there for at least 1 hour before one of the students told me. :shy;
Have you ever eaten someone elses lunch from the fridge
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Guilty!!! :shy; Ain't that awful???????!!!!!! However, I will say this.........the man would normally bring me frozen dinners anyway sooooo
Have you ever went out swinging (on swings) at night?
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Guilty.
Have you ever used your older sibling's ID to buy cigarettes for alcohol because you were under age and you looked a lot alike?
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Innocent. I have a redhead and a brunette sister and I am blonde. It would not work.
Have you ever watched a movie over and over just because you like it? I have watched Independence Day several hundred times. I love that movie.
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Guilty - I adore Wallace and Gromit, so I bought the tapes.
Do you watch classic Christmas shows every year?
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Guilty.
Have you ever fallen asleep at the wheel? And if you have, did you you wreck? (Unfortunately, I did on a mountain pass in Idaho. Walked away without a scratch but the car was totaled.)
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Innocent where at in Idaho I grow up in Idaho Falls ID now in Everett WA. Have you ever aniseed the phone when your Bose gos by so thy wont ask you to do something ?
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So guilty
Have you ever fallen asleep at work, at your desk?
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Guilty. :shy; I used to open a health club at 5 a.m. and after I did all my opening duties I'd go into the office and turn off the light and sleep on the floor for 15-30 minutes! Only regulars came in that early so they would sign in and head for the racketball courts!
Have you ever purchased a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips with the intention of making cookies, but then open the bag and over the course of the next few days eat all of them?
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Guilty! Think maybe I will go get some now. For cookies, of course!
Have you ever tasted the grapes at the market to be sure they are sweet?
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Guilty. But then I buy the rest.
Have you ever brushed a dangerous feline? (I do every night... Queen Ruth.)
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Innocent. Our cats are in charge of their hygiene.
Have you looked at the moon tonight to see the moon, Jupiter and Venus together?
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Guilty, they have put on quite a show over the past few days.
Have you ever brushed your dog because she just looked terrible?
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Innocent where at in Idaho I grow up in Idaho Falls ID now in Everett WA. Have you ever aniseed the phone when your Bose gos by so thy wont ask you to do something ?
4th of July Pass. I was heading West back to Seattle (I live in Tukwila) and was almost down to Coeur d' Alene. I wound up getting assistance from a couple from Bellingham, WA. The car was drivable but the front passenger wheel was bent in. I hit the cement barrier. The body of the car was fine but the wheel was screwed up. It was a rental and I had taken out the extra insurance. I lied and told them I swerved to miss a deer. lol The only damage was the wheel and the tire. I had to go all the way to Spokane to get a new tire. I went to my mom's in Post Falls, ID and slept first. After I got a new tire I had to fight that car all the way back home! It took me twice as long to get here! I don't go on long trips alone anymore and I now have a GPS unit! That happened in July 2000.
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Guilty my blood hound loves to corolla under all are shrub . Have you ever set down with a carton of ice creme and a good move and ate the haul thing ?
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Innocent
Have you ever listened to Christmas music (to get you in the Christmas spirit), while putting up your tree or putting out Christmas decorations?
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guilty - TSO improves my mood everytime!
Do you still have any of your old toys? ( I put a bunch of mine out this year to decorate for Xmas.)
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guilty DO you ever go to the rilly rich part of town and look at the lights?
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guilty Have you ever said you were going out of town for the week-end--just to avoid someone
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innocent...before D I used to go out of town every weekend to the cottage so it was the truth. A handy thing though.
Have you ever come home to find your snow shoveled by a kind person and had to ask a few people if they did it until you finally found out who the good samaritan was? (Happened on Sunday, so sweet.)
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Innocent - but that was a kind thing! (No snow here.)
Have you ever stepped in a puddle and had to wear wet shoes all day?
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guilty - I've got a pair of tennis shoes that are made with netting on the toes. They are nice and cool, but not great when it starts to rain!
Squish, squish!
Do you love the scent of real evergreen trees at Christmas?
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Guilty! But I hate the clean-up of a real evergreen tree! Plus I'm terrified it will catch fire! gasp!
Have you ever been asked to move because where you were standing you were "blocking the fire exit"? Honey, if there's a fire I won't be standing here!
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Guilty.
Do you ever think about getting "the call" because it's a holiday weekend?
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Guilty (and ashamed to admit it) The whole waiting process does nasty things to your thought processes.
Do you ever hide treats from your kids so they don't eat them all??
(OK Karol is that better? :urcrazy; The heat here is getting to me)
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Guilty
Have you ever called in sick to work just because you were sick of working?
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Guilty! Why waste a sick day on illness??
Have you ever thought about getting revenge on a neighbor?
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Guilty, guilty, guilty. The ones with two huge dogs who didn't believe in fences. My garden was constantly offering up big piles of surprise poop. Truly disgusting and they thought I was just nit-picking. I did scoop it all up one spring (a full plastic grocery bag's worth) and empty it on their front stoop so they could track it into their house for a change but they knew it was me cuz I told them they'd forgotten what belonged to them on my lawn. AARRGGHH. Thanks for raising my BP Karol, it's been a bit low lately. LOL.
Have you ever eaten chocolate at 8:00 am, just because you felt like it?
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Of course I have!
Have you ever tried to talk some sense into an 11 year old boy who had done something rude?
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yes, as a teacher and as a parent
have you ever seen a child do something rude and thought ----- COOL
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Guilty
Years ago when my kids were little, we were out for a walk and this tough little fellow was standing in the street being sassy to a teen... the little boy asked if the teen thought he was strong, the teen said ya, the little boy spit and said well pick of that... I LOL'ed on the inside.
Have you had the cops to your house in the last year?
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Guilty.
There's been some home burglaries in our neighborhood - the crooks knock on doors to be sure no one is home before they break in. We had a guy that matched the description knock at our door. The police came but he was long gone.
Have you ever made a list and by the end of the day you didn't do ONE thing on it?
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Hooo Yeah! Today the list is to clean my den / office out. Have I done it yet? Uummmm Hell no!
Have you ever put something off until it just HAD to be done then did it all at once?
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guilty everything I do is like that - over due driver's license and you know that story -- Howell
have you ever added something to your "to do" list that you have already done so you have something marked off
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Innocent - but I like the way you think twirl!
Have you ever hidden a gift to give later and forgot you had it til way past the event?
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Guilty - Hid a package of socks for my son at Christmas when he was about 5...found em when he was nearly 9....they no longer would fit! What can I say, I'm a good hider, because he was a good snooper!
Have you ever played innocent when the nice officer pulled you over, even though you KNEW what you had done wrong?
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Innocent, I usually get mad.
Have you ever been unable to reach someone and got yourself in a panic?
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oooohhhhh soooooo guilty!
Have you ever seen the Grand Canyon?
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not guilty I am afraid I'd jump
have you ever taken one too many field trips to the freakin' zoo
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Guilty. I cannot go anymore, too depressing.
Have you ever eaten so much that you wished you could bring it back up?
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guiltly
have you ever been bulimic or bulemic or ( make yourself puke)
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Innocent
Have you ever collected something, then changed your mind and got rid of it all?
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Guilty I had over 500 cartoon dog statues in the house. I auctioned them all off one year.
Have you ever been so afraid of the height you were at you could not move?
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Guilty - heights are a big phobia for me.
Ever ignore an emergency light on your cars dash?
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Guilty.. drove that car for two years with a lit dash (apparently not a great emergency)!
Ever cancel a doctors appointment because you were too sick to go?
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Guilty. I went to the ER instead, got admitted.
Have you ever been to Key West?
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no, but I have been to Galveston ( big deal )
have you ever given someone a gift certificate to a 99 cent store ------- I know it sounds cheap but red necks love that store -----
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Innocent but it is only because I never thought of it! :rofl; and I am PROUD to be redneck by the way! ;)
Have you ever become friends with someone who you THOUGHT would be a lot of fun, then later find out, they were just too miserable to be around?
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Why yes. Do we know the same friends?
Have you ever sang really loud off key just to bug your critters?
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oohhhh sooooo guilty and do it ALL the time too!!! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap; :clap;
Yeah, you think we might have the same "type" of friends, Kit? :rofl; Oh well, I can say this much.........I no longer hang around those type of friends since I have moved and have "better sense" (for now) to choose better friends! :bandance; Who knows tho, I may have a "relapse" and clasp onto those type of friends once again later on down this road of life. Things that make you go hhhmmmmm :waiting;
Have you ever told a telemarketer that they (meaning you) were not at home right now when it was YOU answering the phone? :rofl;
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yes and I taught my children to do the same thing :bow;
do you or have you taught your children to never answer the phone without looking at caller ID and never answer to a bill collector :shy;
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No, mostly because I have neither kids nor caller ID.
Have you ever convinced yourself that you weren't hungry just so you wouldn't have to make dinner?
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Guilty.
Have you ever had a house guest and you regretted inviting them?
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Guilty
Have you ever bought tickets to an event but when the time came you were too whacked to even make it out of the house?
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Guilty
Ever buy tickets to an event, then forget to go?
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Innocent
But i did buy tickets to see Stevie Ray Vaughn. But he died two weeks before the show. Ticket master bought back the tickets but i kept mine.
Have you ever been standing or walking down a road, and a car/bus comes along hits a puddle and drenches you. If so did many people see it.....
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Guilty (no one was watching)
But also guilty of doing it to someone (not meaning to)
Have you seen someone that you mistook for someone you knew, and then saw the person you knew very soon after?
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Innocent
Have you ever stayed up all night hurting from a real bad sunburn?
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Oh YES. when the lightest sheet hurts your skin or even a cool breeze hurts.
Cold sweets ect ect. Lobster syndrome YUCK
Have you ever gotten sick in a resturant where people could see you?
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(I love Stevie Ray Vaughn)
Innocent.
Have you ever gotten lost using Mapquest?
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yes I can get lost walking out my front door (did I miss something --- you love Stevie Ray Vaughn)
have you ever been in the ocean ( perhaps on your honeymoon) and a helicopter flies over announcing to get out of the water -- lemon sharks - and your husband gets the heck out (very quickly) and you are still standing there
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LOL, twirl - so much for women and children first!
Innocent, anyhow.
Have you stood outside at night just to look up at the stars lately?
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I haven't really looked at the stars lately but the other night, I did notice that we had a beautiful moon and stood and looked at it for a bit, does that count? ;)
Have you ever felt depressed and then thought, "why am I EVEN depressed"?
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guilty --- right now I am having a terrible time with depression - not guilty on the not knowing why part
so I guess I am guilty and not guilty---
have you ever shot at an armadillo to see the little sucker jump real high
( don't hit him or he will not jump --- he just falls over and dies)
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Innocent
Have you ever questioned your purpose in life or do you just go with the flow and not even think about it?
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Guilty to questioning and guilty to giving up thinking about it.
Have you ever painted a room, then swore next time you'd hire a painter?
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Innocent - I don't mind painting.
Are you handy when it comes to home improvements?
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Innocent, no I am not handy.........
Do you get panicky when you get lost driving to a new location?
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Innocent...I always find a few rights and a left fixes lost...
Have ever gotten rip roaring drunk?
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Guilty... from what I recall ... :rofl;
Have you ever been given a surprise party?
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Innocent.....whew, I don't get to claim that often!
Have you ever jumped into something with both feet and then regretted it?
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Guilty
Did you ever skip school and got busted?
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Guilty
Have you ever plotted revenge?
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Guilty
Have you ever answered the phone, the person on the other end asks for you, and you tell them she isn't home?
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Guilty :rofl;
Have you ever told someone in your family to lie about you being home?
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Guilty
Have you ever seen a family member's number come up on caller ID and think...I just don't want to talk to them right now and ignore it?
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Guilty but if they leave a message i check right away.
Have you ever caught someone in an outright lie and call them on it.
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guilty many, many times I have three children, I am a teacher, and I have in-laws :waiting;
have you ever made a test for your spouse ( or anyone ) and "accidentally" forgot to make the answer key :oops;
because you were a little upset with them
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Innocent
Have you ever danced the happy dance, naked? :rofl; and no, there is no "specific" happy dance............to me, its just a dance, that only YOU dance when you are happy. sort of like this maybe :bandance; :clap; :rofl;
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if I do a happy naked dance then I have to do another naked dance with my husband :shy; so quilty as charged :oops;
have you ever wanted to tell the tech to stick her own arm with the damn needle ----- and then tell me this should not hurt
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if I do a happy naked dance then I have to do another naked dance with my husband :shy; so quilty as charged :oops;
have you ever wanted to tell the tech to stick her own arm with the damn needle ----- and then tell me this should not hurt
That was a funny response, Twirl!!!
But yeah, I HAVE told a tech that she should see how it feels and she told me that she did know how it felt because she "said" she donates blood and "said" they use the same size needles that they use for us at dialysis. I don't know if that is true or not as I am not a candidate to donate blood, does anyone else know?
Have you ever put off something you KNOW has to be done but just kept putting it for really good no reason at all?
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Guilty! Procrastination is my friend!
But I work well under pressure!
Have you ever spent money on something frivolous just because you deserved it?
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not guilty it is rare that I want anything for myself --- but guilty for my children and husband and pets
rerun ---- giving blood is nothing like the needles of dialysis -- and you usually do not get stuck twice --- there is no comparison
have you ever wished that someone special to you on IHD lived next door to you and you were friends
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not guilty it is rare that I want anything for myself --- but guilty for my children and husband and pets
rerun ---- giving blood is nothing like the needles of dialysis -- and you usually do not get stuck twice --- there is no comparison
have you ever wished that someone special to you on IHD lived next door to you and you were friends
I'll move! Wait till we get our settlement we will be looking outside of California!
Now back to topic! My answer is yes, definitely!
Have you ever slept outside in a tent?
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many many many times from age 3 months till present.
Hitchhiked back in the 80's from Texas to Wash St. Slept outside with no tent many times on that trip.
Have you ever ordered food and it wasnt cooked the way you asked. But you didnt want to have it recooked from fear of the unknown from the kitchen.
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Guilty!!!! But instead of having the same thing "recooked" I have asked for something else instead.............
Have you ever had a job doing telemarketing?
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yes, the summer after high school and before starting college
I hated it and I was horrible at it....
selling teachers some kind of an annuity thing -- can not remember
and boy, were they rude
so I became a teacher
TynyW --- they could still spit in something else -- be careful
have you ever faked you pet out by acting like you were throwing food and then you did not --- and the poor pets looks all around the yard for it
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Guilty of doing that with toys, not food, though. My cat doesn't really care for treats.
Do you have keys on your key ring that you aren't sure of what they unlock?
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Innocent. I have as few keys as i need. But my junk drawer has keys for????? and cars i havnt owned in years.
Have you ever been driving along and a cop passes you. So you get behind him and do the same speed as him. Less he has his lights flashing.
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no I got a ticket where I live for going 4 miles over the speed limit -- we know the judge
so I did not have to pay -- the I got one for not stopping at a stop sign long enough -
I was trying to decide rather to throw up in a cup and roll down the window -- it was
after dialysis --- ok, it was the same judge ---- I still have an out of date license -- I am from
another country and my name is Howell -- the vital records office has no record of the
application and the check I sent in----- who would want my identity
when was the last time your answer on this site was way tooooo looooooog
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LOL - come on, twirl, we all love your stream of consciousness writing style!
I don't know - I think I'm innocent on this one - do I ramble much?
Have you even worn sandals in the snow? (I keep seeing college kids wandering thru my gift shop on the weekends, in shorts and flip-flops. . .I keep resisting the urge to call their mothers.)
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innocent - my feet are cold enough
Have you ever gone to the market just for ice cream?
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Guilty... Not for me, though... Mum wanted it!...
Have you ever given a 'gift' of soap and deodorant to a workmate who has BO?....
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innocent - but I would if they needed it
Have you ever fallen on ice? (my sister did 3 times this winter.)
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Guilty... About ten years ago... This (and other falls) are the main reason I stopped using crutches, and started using a wheelchair... Too old to be spending half of my life either flat on my face on the pavement, or in the Accident and Emergency Department of my local hospital...
Have you ever told somebody that their new hat (which looks like a bedpan) is very nice to avoid hurting their feelings?...
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Guilty, only it's not been about hats - usually haircuts or clothes. . .
Have you ever gone back to the salon/barbershop to complain about a horrible haircut?
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Innocent... I'd never leave with a bad cut without making my displeasure known.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;...
Have you ever pretended to be 'on a diet' when someone has offered you food because you suspect that their hygene isn't up to scratch???...
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guilty - my sister-in-law and I have developed " as needed allergies "
have you ever lied about a reason not to go to church b/c you have lesson plans to do or any other chore to get done to meet a deadline
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Innocent... Not through virtue, but it would be just my luck to be caught!...
Have you ever worn underwear for two days running???...
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Innocent (well, maybe at camp, cannot recall)
Have you ever written a poem?
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Guilty!
Have You even been Happy, Happy, Happy, to see one of Your close Neighbors, Move?
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Guilty!!!... Noisy sods!!!. SOOOOOOOOOooooooo glad to see the back of them!!!... :rofl;
Have you ever stood somebody up because you've had a better offer????.....
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Innocent; however, I did forget that I had made plans with someone and stood them up and I think to this day, they have not forgiven me even AFTER I have repeatedly told them how sorry I was. They would not talk to me anymore...............sigh...............
Have you ever just stayed up and "fought" sleep because you were too interested in doing whatever it was that you were doing, that you did not want to go to sleep? WHEW!!! That was a looooong question, huh? :waving;
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Innocent!... NOTHING is worth losing my sleep for... :rofl;
Have you ever bought a garment because it 'on sale', but discovered it in the back of the wardrobe, unworn, months later???...
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Me no
karen oh yes. Then she decides she doesnt like it and it goes to goodwill or salvation army with the tag still on it. Drives me :urcrazy;...
Have you ever fainted or been knocked out?
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Guilty to both although the knocked out was a genuine accident. Still saw stars.
Have you ever had an automatic door descend on part of your car?
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Innocent
Have you ever listened to a song over and over even though it made you cry your eyes out! :banghead;
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guilty
Have you ever danced in the rain?
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Innocent but want too but you can't find just "anybody" that will do that with you............sigh.................
Have you ever made love outside (and not in a car) in the rain?
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Wouldnt that be dancing?
Yes in a lake while camping.
Have you ever been caught by your parents doing the deed.
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Innocent
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants
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Innocent
Have you ever wanted to just get in your car and go, go, go and have no destination? I would LOVE to do that but for 2 reasons, I can't or don't..........lack of money and would not want to do it alone......
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Innocent but I would love to do it one day. Maybe one day after the kids are all grown up, or old enough to do it with me
Have you ever been dancing and thought you were alone and then found out someone was watching you?
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guilty I thought my students were still in first period
have you ever said a cuss word and students did not report it
or anyone who could have told and you would have been in trouble
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innocent. er... guilty. I did swear according to the little 3rd grade informant who told the teacher I said "oh crap" (cuz I got temporarily lost on the field trip.) Later I told him "that's not swearing" - and maybe he should get his mom to drive next time.
Did you ever think you lost the Flat Stanley, but it turned out you didn't?
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innocent mine never got here
start looking on milk cartons - he/she may be a runaway
have your ever refused to cook for someone ( like your Aggie son and his roommates) because it would take you hours to clean the oven and the kitchen to get in it to cook
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If a Aggie brother and friends counts and clean his kitchen then I am guilty!
Have you ever picked up a pan out of the oven without anything and burned yourself, and then lied about how you got the burn cause you didn't want to admit to doing something so stupid
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innocent. I deny it happened. ;D
Have you ever heard a neighbor's dog barking all night and called them to tell them, after blocking caller ID, then yelling at them? (Haven't done it yet, but thought about it)
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innocent but I have a dog next door that I should do that with..I have been spending time working out in the yard getting it ready for the garden and it won't shut up the whole time I am out there! If it has gotten old really fast.
Have you ever went a whole week without eating meat
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Guilty - but it was pre-dialysis.
Have you ever kicked something under your bed while vacuuming your room so you didn't have to pick it up?
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Innocent... Sadly my bed is in the middle of the floor, and is very like a hospital bed, so there'd be no hiding place!...
Have you ever 'accidently' stepped on someone's foot to get them moving???... Or in the case of us whelchair users, rolled over a foot???....
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Innocent
Have you ever watched all 6 star wars movies in one day?
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Guilty... Surprise, surprise!!!!....
Have you ever cried during a Chick-Flick???....
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Guilty! Hell...I cried today watching Michael Moore's documentary SiCKO!
Have you ever been so disappointed by your adult children that you wanted to run away?
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Guilty... Surprise, surprise!!!!....
Have you ever read any of the books?
innocent my children arnt at that age yet
Have you ever mixed something of color with your whites when washed them? My dad did that once and turned my khaki pants into bright green pants. It was funny. He washed a dark green sheet with my pants and then tried to bleach the color out of them after. They were intresting to say the least in the end.
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Guilty... I didn't learn 'till a few months ago you were supposed to seperate stuff....
Have you ever told a lie just to entertain people?
I haven't seen this thread before. Its kind of fun.
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Guilty, sometimes they just come out..haha
Have you ever cried at a wedding?
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Guilty. Always.
Have you ever thought you lost your credit card, freaked out, then realized you had it all along?
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Guilty! (Found it at home in my jacket pocket)
Have you ever been accused of something you didn't do but it was something you were very likely to do so no one believes you didn't do it?
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Guilty, and I was paddled for it on Christmas Day. Funny what you remember.
Have you ever eaten eggs with mustard?
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guilty in mustard potato salad
have you ever thrown stuff in the closet to clean up when someone unexpectly comes over
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Guilty! (Put it all in the laundry basket, and stick it on top of the wash machine and shut the cupboard doors!)
Ever hidden dirty dishes in the oven for the same reason?
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innocent I have this thing about dirty dishes. It gets to me if I know they are around.
Have you ever kicked a boy/man in the nards?
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Guilty.... :rofl;
This was a guy who got FAR too close to me while propositioning me... After I kicked him in the Three Piece Suite, I told him not to write a cheque with his mind that he couldn't honour with his anatomy!... :rofl;
Have you ever been tempted to tell someone not to get too close because their breath smells???...
P.S.....Guilty... Surprise, surprise!!!!....
Have you ever read any of the books?
Yes, but I'd never admit it!!!... Ooooops, I just have, haven't I???..... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Innocent. I'm too wimpy. I just back away.
Did you ever make a full pot of coffee and forget to put the carafe in place? Did you do it this morning and are you still cleaning up the mess?
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guilty and I don't drink coffee - did it one time too many and now my husband makes his own coffee >:D
have you ever taken food from an all you can eat cafe to take home to feed to your pets -
I did today --- Yogi had liver and Slugger had catfish --- hide it in napkins in my purse
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innocent (the tortoises probably wouldn't appreciate it anyway)
Have you ever meant to microwave something for 30 seconds but accidentally put in 30 minutes?
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take food home from the salad bar
innocent but do tell us your story :o
have you ever left from awhile and came back home to your husband and son burning down the kitchen- got to leave dailysis early that night ---- bacon grease
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Innocent
Have you ever gone into your room right out of the shower in a towel to get dressed, and your boyfriend husband opened the blinds and you didn't realize it and a neighbor saw you.... :oops;
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nope
speaking of Microwave (omg there are so many cat lover on here I shouldn't say this but its true.
Have you ever had a neighbor kid who microwaved the cat?
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
poor kitty
innocent
but a student I know placed his kid in the microwave for a few seconds ----
have you ever had a student go to prison I have several
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Innocent.
Have you ever watched someone trip and laugh right in their face?
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nope
speaking of Microwave (omg there are so many cat lover on here I shouldn't say this but its true.
Have you ever had a neighbor kid who microwaved the cat?
Wow, I am not a cat fan at all. But poor cat
innocent (what kind of people are you hanging out with David)
Have you ever told someone who kept saying that they were gonna kill them self to go ahead and do it?
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innocent
Have you ever called the wrong friend's number, but when they answered pretended you meant to call them?
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Guilty! :rofl;
Have you ever been given the "scoop" on someone by a common acquaintance before you met that person, and had to pretend you didn't know anything because you were sworn to secrecy?
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guilty :secret; David the things I heard about you
have you ever pretended you lost your cell phone --
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guility - I wanted a new one
Have you ever ate a blue crab? Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Innocent, no blue crab.
I kind of think it would be a cannibalistic thing to eat! Hehehehehe!
Have you ever let the cat instruct you in how to begin the day, Feed the cat wench!
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innocent, cats and I don't get along
Have you ever tripped on your own feet?
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Absolutely -- my feet are always in the way of where I'm trying to walk....
"These posts are making me feel more and more normal""""""""
Have you ever rented a car, driven it to the grocery store and come out looking for your own PERSONAL car (forgot about being in something different? But wait, there's more. Did you call the police to report your car stolen?
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Innocent ---but that is very funny DW
Have you ever gotten in the car after shopping, only to find the key didn't work because it wasn't your car---just one that looked the same?
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Innocent - but I have stood next to a similar car and hit my clicker about 10 times before I realized I was at the wrong one! :urcrazy;
Have you ever hidden Easter candy, then pilfered some for your self before the Easter Bunny could distribute it?
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I would never admit that if I had.
Have you ever bought candy for Halloween and picked out all the snicker bars before you gave it to the kids?
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I picked out all of the bubble gum out of the kids trick or treat bags. Plus what ever I liked. :rofl;
Have you ever been fishing?
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of course but
Have you ever caught a fish?
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Guilty.... It was a nice, fat Mackeral... Delicious it was, too... Grilled with plenty of black pepper!....
Have you ever served a shop-bought dessert, and passed it off as your own creation???..
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Yes, even down to the plastic it was in from the store. :rofl;
Have you ever gotten a ticket for speeding?
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Guilty - off to traffic school
Have you ever stayed up late watching a police pursuit on TV?
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omg yes. I love them...
So you've been fishing have you? But have you ever been Snipe Hunting?
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Innocent... What in the name of God in Snipe-Hunting????....
Have you ever slipped up and sworn in the presence of a clergyman/woman???...
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You should ask twirl about snipe hunting....
Innocent. I don't swear and I don't know any clergymen...
Have you ever told someone the reason you chose going to the dialysis next week instead of dying was so you could stay around a few more years and irritate the h*ll out of them. (I just did)
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Innocent
Have you ever gone to Walmart, then thought to yourself "What am I doing here?"
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Oh Guilty on that one. Gone to Walmart for nothing and bought everything, too!
Ever go to the store for one thing and buy everything except the one thing you came in for?
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Inturrupting: Snipe Hunts:
I sent my girls on a snipe hunt in the back yard one April Fool's day. A snipe is an imaginary animal that you send people on a hunt to find. Give them a paper bag and a flashlight and tell them where the snipes are. Many college kids drag their buddies out to a far flung field and send them out at night to Snipe Hunt. It is hilarious when they leave them there to find there own way back to school. I sent my girls out into the high grass in our back yard to look for Snipes. Gosh! It was hilarious with them calling here Snipe, Snipe, Snipe. My oldest finally figured out it was a trick and boy did I hear it! But I had my two daughters and the neighbor kid hunting for Snipes for about an hour! I still laugh about it!
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Yesterday -- went to Walmart for tea, came out with bathroom accessories, rubbermaid containers.. no tea!
When is the last time you played a joke on a kid such as Kitkatz?
Another example: My uncle in Germany used to tell me there were "Schlingflanse" - (apparently some make believe plant) in his pond out back that would grab me and pull me to the bottom of the pond. This is so I would stay clear away from the pond. My parents used to tell this to my sisters and brother so they would stay out of the ocean.
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Hehe.... kids are so gullible. Gotta love it!
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Somewhere along the way someone forgot to ask a question so, I will pick things back up...........
Have you ever been a fist fight with the opposite sex?
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Guilty
Have you ever bought yourself flowers?
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Okarol you look so non violent :bunny:
Innocent never bought myself flowers.
Have you ever broke something of value and didnt confess when asked about it.
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Guilty. I think I finally confessed though.
Have you forgotten your first love?
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No... what's more, I never will. And that was a long, long time ago.
Have you ever cheated on your income tax forms?
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Innocent - don't have enough money to need to cheat!
Have you ever mailed your taxes in late?
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Innocent.
Have you ever put regular dish liguid in the dishwasher??? What a mess!!
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Innocent of that!
Have you ever had your kids bring in painted things from outside, and you realized they had painted dried dog crap?
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ewwww... I'd get new kids. Move over Maplethorpe. KitKatz Kids are up next.
Have you ever stayed up all night on April 14 to finish your tax report?
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Innocent, I get them done pretty early on so far. It works for me
Have you ever eaten a a whole pie in one sitting?
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Totally innocent. I'd be incapable. I also never eat pie crust since I don't find the calories worth it.
Have you ever had a bird (robin) build a nest in a vining shrub right beside your front door?
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Innocent Do not plant vines next to the door, as a matter of fact, pretty much do NOT plant anything! I did have birds nesting on my classroom building for a few years!
Have you ever just quit doing something becasue it made you unhappy?
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Guilty. Smoking!
Have you ever gone fly fishing?
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OMG okarol smoked ??? ??? ???
no but I have been deep sea fishing
have you ever prayed when passing a cop -- that he does not stop you -
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Guilty, I has been a while though
Have you ever torn your pants while you were out and about and prayed that no one noticed?
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Guilty. When it's happened, I just keep moving, act normal, and head home as soon as I can.
Have you ever replaced something you broke without telling the owner of the broken object what happened?
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Innocent.
Have you ever had a black widow (gold digger) make a move on a family member?
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Yup. *deep calming breath* Letting it go, letting go, it's only money. . . .
Have you ever replaced a kid's dead pet with a new one that looked just like it without telling them?
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Innocent. But it crossed my mine. Had an elaborate goldfish funeral instead.
OMG okarol smoked ??? ??? ???
I did lots of things. 8)
Have you ever played a prank on someone and they never found out it was you?
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Innocent, I always told. I wanted the credit.
One of the best ones ever was a counter prank. On a Highschool Mission trip, a group of girls (that included my now sister in law) completely wrapped our tent in TP and streamers. I had to use el bano at 3 in the morning(oh, how I miss those days) and I discovered it. I undid everything, and hid the evidence. They woke up early to catch our reactions on camera...
The confusion, and then the efforts to quietly figure out what happened were hilarious. I told the other three guys in the tent, so they could enjoy it too. We all played dumb until the end of the trip. Funny, funny.
Anyhoo-
Ever met a stranger and pretended to be someone other than yourself?
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Innocent,
but when my husband was younger people often mistook him for the comedy singer Ray Stevens. One day we were shopping and this strange woman came up to me and started gushing..."Oh I just LOVE your husband!" Takes a wee bit of self-control to handle that scenario! :rofl;
Have you ever danced in the rain?
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Guilty. After the rain settles the dust I love to be in a spring shower.
Has the cookie monster ever struck you and the entire bag been eaten all at once?
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Innocent, I usually leave a few,,, denial is a good thing.
Did you ever wait too long to send a wedding gift?
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guilty and they got it on their 5th anniversary
have you ever wished you were back on your honeymoon and knew what you know now -
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Hmmmm.... innocent. (I knew plenty, we dated for 5 years.)
Have you ever bought something, then snuck it into the house?
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Guilty!
How else would gifts be a surprise??? :clap;
Have you ever... no that one's too sad...
Have you ever slept on a porch swing to the sound of cicadas? Ahhhhh.
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Innocent - around here, it's peeper frogs, not cicadas. They are in full force right now, peeping away for love. . . .
Have you ever watched a thunder and lightning storm for entertainment?
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From the back of my parent's three seater station wagon while driving across New Mexico. It was gorgeous. A memory I have.
Have you found the love of your life?
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Guilty.
Did you ever wonder where your first friend is? (Unless you know, of course)
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guilty, I talked to her right out of high school before I moved to GA. And I promised to keep in touch and never did. I heard about a year ago though that she is a mommy now.
Have you ever taken your meds twice because you forgot you took them and then remembered after the fact?
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Innocent with pills - I'm good with those, since I only take them at bedtime. I have a harder time with the insulin, especially if I get a phone call or company right in the middle of meal prep. Did I? Didn't I? Do I take it when I'm not sure if I did the first time? So I either get to have my sugar shoot up too high, or crash too low.
Have you ever downloaded music illegally?
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Innocent, don't know how to do that. >:D
Have you ever had a "can't find your locker or class in school" stress dream?
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guilty in a way
I am in a classroom with 90 students and I am the only teacher -
or I am walking around campus and I can not find my room -
do you ever dream you are nude in front of people and no one notices
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Only when i go to sandy Hook beach which is a nudist........
Oh wait dream No !!
have you ever been shopping and used the lower shelf of your cart to put heavy stuff. Got to your car and realized you didnt pay for the stuf on bottom shelf of cart. Did you load it up and leave.
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guilty
When my daughter was little, she fell asleep in the shopping
cart. I grabbed a pillow to put under her, proceeded thru the
check out line, even agreeing with the checker about the
positives of little children sleeping while shopping. Went out to
the car and ...... :oops;
Have you ever gone out to eat dinner with one of your spouse's
friends and noticed when you got home, you had a big
chunk of black olive stuck in your teeth!
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Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.
Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?
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yes - guilty
and a nurse has my book about the shark attacks on the Jersey shore and she moved -
it is the paper back not the hard copy with pictures or I would have to call the cops-
if I ever get to buy that book ----- no one will borrow it
have you ever been performing and the director's daughter takes your batons off the field and hides them and you are left standing there -
little brat -- happened to three of us in the Astrodome
( or not batons but anything you needed to perform)
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Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.
Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?
So YOU have my books!
I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands. Drives me crazy!
Have you ever gotten lost in a huge subdivision?
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Guilty, guilty, guilty. Some of the newer ones all look the same...... Argh!
Have you ever gotten laryngitis before a public performance?
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Innocent... as a matter of fact when that happened with other people I always accused them or making it up because of stage fright.
Back to previous question with Kit. Week ago friday I got lost coming home from dialysis. It was a straight shot to my houuse and I was half block from home. I missed the exit and could tell where I was. Too be fair, the rain was falling so hard I could barely see.
Have you ever dreamed that you were in public naked?
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Oh man, how I wish it was only a dream....haha, just kidding...although from being in hospital so much I feel like I'm often pretty naked in public.
My answer really is INNOCENT
Have you ever gone out for dinner but wished you'd stayed home for your own leftovers because they were way better than what you ordered?
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Well, I've had meals out just as bad as my left overs. I remember traveling with my parents as a kid. We'd pass these signs that said "Home Pies, Just like Mama made". We'd all laugh and say "drive on by" . We don't want to eat there.
Did you ever make a bananna pudding in a pretty crystal dish, and hold it up high before serving to tell everybody to look how pretty, and then drop it upside down on the table?
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Innocent. What me cook?
Have you ever been on a skateboard?
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Guilty. For about 10 seconds. Then flat on my :sir ken;
Have you ever lost part of a swim suit in public?
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several times - once on a dare and the other times for fun
kitkatz did not answer my question -- she skipped it and she is a teacher and knows not to skip questions
have you ever been performing in public and someone took what you needed to perform
( like batons or a drum or something you needed)
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Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.
Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?
So YOU have my books!
I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands. Drives me crazy!
Have you ever gotten lost in a huge subdivision?
Twirlie I answered you question. Guilty I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands. Drives me crazy!
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never lost a swimsuit... speedos fit too snugly.
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:rofl;
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Ever eaten a whole thing of Blue Bell by yourself? See the Bluebell posts. :shy;
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well, duh.,...
ever eating 13 James Coney Island at one sitting?
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innocent on James Coney Island
remember Der weiner sitzel ( I know it is not spelled right )
now there was a weiner
have you ever eaten a whole container of ice cream and told someone that it was left out of the fridge and it melted and you had to clean it up :o
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Innocent
Have you ever laughed at someone when they fell down and then hoped and prayed that when YOU fell down that no one would do the same?
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Guilty, but it WAS pretty funny.
My kids at school said Friday one of our teachers fell in front of them in the quad. The ambulance came tog et her. No broken ankle a severe sprain.
Have you ever tripped over someone's feet?
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Quilty. I'm a klutz. Manage to do that at least once a week. Would think I'd learn, right?
Have you ever laughed milk out your nose?
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Guilty maybe not milk but I did laugh soda out of my nose once. Soda burns.
Have you ever gotten dressed in the dark and then later that day figured you put two diffrent shoes on?
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No, socks yes. I can't always match socks even in the light.
Have you ever had a Cinco de Mayo celebration when you weren't supposed to drink tequila. (What'll I do next Tuesday)
Mandy, Do you have Cinco de Mayo in New Mexico or is it just Texas?
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Guilty, I quit ta-kill-ya!
Have you ever RSVP'd for an event, then forgot to go?
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Guility, more times then I care to tell
Have you been invited to a pot-luck dinner and forget to make something?
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OMG yes! How embarrassing!
Have you ever had a party and told people the wrong day? (I haven't done this but a friend recently did - had people show up 2 different nights!)
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No, socks yes. I can't always match socks even in the light.
Have you ever had a Cinco de Mayo celebration when you weren't supposed to drink tequila. (What'll I do next Tuesday)
Mandy, Do you have Cinco de Mayo in New Mexico or is it just Texas?
No we have it here. Growing up every year it was always a really big day in school. The schools I went to were about 60% Mexican. So it was a big thing. Lots of dancing and good food. Pulse of course everyone uses it as an excuse to get drunk like on St Patricks day. Not to sure how I feel about that. But yeah Dan we do have it here too.
Guilty well kinda I have told people wrong time. Somehow I am usually the one calling all the family for all my dads parties. And I told everyone the wrong time once. It was bad.
Have you ever gotten cought having sex in public?
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Innocent. I never got caught. . .
Have you balanced your checkbook this month?
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innocent but I think it would be better if I was guilty on this one. haha
Have you ever made someone cry (not your kids)?
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Oooh! Guilty. :( I can make kids cry pretty easily when I put on my stern face.
Have you ever started to introduce someone and blanked on the name of one of the folks?
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Oooh! Guilty. :( I can make kids cry pretty easily when I put on my stern face.
awww-you look too pretty to look that scarey!!
Gulity-
have you ever let your dog poop in the neighbors yard?
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No but I am tempted! My neighbor lets his dogs come and run all over my front yard when he is outside. It pisses me off. They killed one of my pots of Lillie's!
Have you ever slept for more then 12 hours straight?
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So guilty. Nearly every time we go camping! :clap; :2thumbsup;
Have you ever answered the door when the telephone rang?
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:rofl;
Innocent on that one.
Have you ever held onto the back of a car or bus in the snow to get towed around town. (The good ol days)
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snow ? what is snow? :waiting; innocent but I would love to do that --- what fun
have you ever climbed a tree and read a book --- all day long
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Innocent but have always wished I could climb a tree :bandance;
Have you ever spent practically all day long on the computer?
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Guilty....way too many times!!! :rofl;
Have you ever gotten a MRSA infection from picking at a hangnail? (I hope NO ONE else has done that!)
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not guilty --- I do not know what it means
have you ever , wait it is coming to me, sometimes this is hard -
knocked a mirror off your van by hitting a mailbox
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Innocent.
Have you ever baked a soufle?
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I tried . what a mess.
Have you ever knocked the mirror off your CAR backing out of the Garage? Have you ever shut the Garage door on the trunk of your car?
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guilty
I hit every mail box in River Plantation -- the streets are narrow
we do not have a mirror on the passenger's side ---- get it fixed and BAMM
have you ever thought you wanted to answer the question here but it is hard to think of a question
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guilty.
have you ever made up a really stupid question just so you could answer the one above you?
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guilty -- like right now :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;
just wondering Crawford --- money - eyeballs what were you thinking - I find that interesting and I am not a shrink :yahoo;
have you ever been to a crawfish boil --- the potatoes and corn on the cob are the best!
and the beer is pretty good too
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Yes, back when the oil companies were richer than computer people the vendors gave hugh crawfish boils. I loved them. Sometimes they would fly us to the yacht club via helicopter and then boats us over to a ship and prepared the crawfish. Oh my, I had it good back in those days. Now I can barely get someone to take me out for a shrimp.
Question: Have you ever gone crazy and no one told you... so you walk around thinking you are normal?
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Well.... I think I'm normal, so maybe I'm crazy! :rofl; So, guilty!
Twirl, MRSA is that virulent staff infection that doesn't respond to normal antibiotics. It happened at the dialysis clinic during training and I had to double glove every time I got near my husband. Almost lost my finger. Everyone said I was lucky because it was my left hand and not my middle finger since the pain was so bad I had to walk around for days with my finger sticking up in the air. :rofl; :rofl; (Make a mental picture) :rofl; :rofl;
Have you ever (OMG now I'm trying to think of a good question......)
Laughed so hard you wet your pants?
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guilty and if only I could do that again
have you ever mooned anyone?
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Innocent.
Have you ever driven with the air conditioner on full blast AND all your windows open?
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innocent and cherpep -- have you and why? it is too hot here to waste air conditioning :clap;
we are already in the 90's
have you ever lied about having a period so you could avoid being in a swimsuit in public
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always... uh, what was the question again?
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always... uh, what was the question again?
oops it may not apply to all members
so I will change it :o
have you ever danced the "banana" :bandance;
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No, but I can do the one legged two step.... Opps more thunder in Bellaire
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No, but I can do the one legged two step.... Opps more thunder in Bellaire
Where is your have you ever question ? and I might add I can not wait to read it :waving;
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Did you ever go to a city way up north in the winter and forget where you were, and then go running outside real quick barefoot and in shorts and your feet stick to the ground and you have to yell for help?
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; (You better stay in the south Dan!)
innocent
Did you ever argue with a gas station attendant in the middle of the night over the charge on the gas pump?
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Innocent - are there still gas station attendants? I always just pay at the pump.
Did you ever sneak time on IHD when you should be working?
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guilty, guilty, guilty! :2thumbsup;
Did you ever glue your fingers to your teeth?
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:rofl;
Nope - occasionally stick the tips together for second when gluing craft projects, but not to my teeth!
Have you ever brought bees in the house with a bouquet?
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Innocent. But, if I did- the fresh flowers would be worth the bees.
Have you ever taken out leftovers from a restaurant, and then forgotten them in your car? Then remembered them when the car started smelling bad?
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Guilty in I forgot them in my car, innocent on not remembering them until they started to smell.
Have you ever jumped into the shower and forgot a towel, then tried to run into your bed room and found out that your windows were wide open?
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innocent at home but guilty in my college dorm
MandaMe -- RichardMel will be moving next door to you --- ha ha
have you ever put left over shrimp in your purse ( in a napkin ) to bring home to your cat and you forget about it until your cat is purring all over your purse
( or for crawford - your billfold)
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Innocent, but I can picture that! :pics;
Have you ever been swimming au naturel and heard a car pull up in the drive way?
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Innocent
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Blavoie you need to ask a question
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Innocent
Did you ever provide an answer on the "Guilty or Innocent" thread, and forget to leave a question?
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Innocent.
Have You ever Missed an Airplane Flight, because You arrived to late?
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Innocent. Going try not to do it again on the 25th of this month! Going to airport from D.
Have you ever forgotten where you put your car keys and hunted, then found them in your purse or pocket?
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Guilty :banghead;
Have you ever waited all day for a delivery only to have it never arrive?
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Guilty I HATE that!
Have you ever waited for the cable TV guys to come fix something or install new equipment and they never showed?
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Innocent - but I have waited for that never-to-arrive delivery guy!
Have you ever thought you posted a reply on IHD, but couldn't find it later?
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Innocent - but it took me a while to find out how to find old threads at all.
Have you ever shagged in the back of a car?
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If that means what I think it does... Guilty.
Have you ever stayed up all night watching CNN when there's an international event taking place?
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LOL yes that is what it means.
Yes but i switch to different news channels to get all points of view.
Did it for 9/11 Katrina start of the Iraq war.
Have you ever flashed or streaked before it became a crime so to say.
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Innocent, much to the relief of everyone who knows me.
Has your spouse or significant other ever lost their keys, been stuck at home, while you mistakenly left with their keys thinking they were your own, and then you found you had your own keys too?
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guilty! had to drive from lexington to Louisville so that he could get to work.
have you ever made faces behind someone's back and gotten caught?
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Guilty.
Have you ever left your car at work because you've had a few too many drinks, then forgotten about it till Monday morning and then need a ride to work?
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Innocent.
Ever "tested" more than a few grapes at the supermarket and then decide not to buy any?
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Innocent
Ever stolen lollies (candy for you Americans) from the dairy (corner store?)
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innocent
Have you ever dropped a kilo from your weight just so that you wouldn't have to hear the crap from the tech?
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Innocent
Have you ever entered a contest of any kind?
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guilty
Have you ever danced in the rain?
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Guilty
Have you ever mooned someone out of a vehicle?
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so innocent!
Have you ever eaten food you hated cause you had to?
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Yes, but I'm not guilty. The lunchroom people and teachers are the guilty ones.
We had to eat everything on our plates and once it had hard cheese and Tuna fish. I hated both and the only condiment on the table was prepared mustard. One big spoon of mustard with a smidge of cheese or tuna. Yuk.
Have you ever gotten sweatly and nasty just by taking the weekly garbage out to the curb? I just did.
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Innocent but I have by just making my bed when I am sick. Nasty Nasty feeling.
Have you ever stayed up for almost two days stirght?
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guilty :2thumbsup;
three days and 4 nights..
have you ever called the wrong name in bed and cover it up quick? :urcrazy;
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INNOCENT
Have you said yes to everything just to prevent a fight?
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Yes i mean no wait huh?
No i dont say things to avoid confrontation.
Have you ever been caught with your pants down.
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innocent
maybe
Have you ever sat on a frog?
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have you ever called the wrong name in bed and cover it up quick? :urcrazy;
That is great! Haha
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Paul, Was that meant to be a "literal" question.
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Sure thing DW.
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so where is the guilty or innocent question :rofl;
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Do you ever stay in trouble so much that you just assume you are guilty?
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guilty
do you ever feel like your ass is in the air
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guilty, but only after having it kicked! :rofl;
Have you ever taken coins from a fountain?
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Only Three...
Did you ever waste a whole day plaing on the computer...?
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Guilty but not lately..........
Have you ever ate to the point where you thought you were going to bust! :rofl;
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Guilty ~ especially popcorn!
Have you ever hammered your own finger? OUCH!
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Yep, my dad used to say I kept hitting my own nails.
Have you ever been so lazy that you didn't water your lime tree, jalapeno plants, etc. until the just dried up in the Texas sun...
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sort of ;D
so lazy i argued how long i could wait to go potty.... :( :(
have you got tired of friends and family drama you lock the doors turn off cell and pretend you are not home?
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Innocent. I love drama.
Have you ever been doing really well on your diet and then just lose it suddenly and start eating everything in signt?
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Guilty, oh so guilty!
Have ever ran out of your house and decided never to come back, but returned anyway, because, really, what choice did you have?
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innocent,
Have you ever pretended to listen in church?
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Guilty - every Sunday lol
Have you ever understated what's wrong with you cos you don't want to bother the doctor...
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so guilty.
Have you ever used the "baby" voice with the new puppy when no one is around.
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Guilty but lately been using the strict mom voice....getting in to trouble
Have you ever pupped something in the oven and forgot to turn it on?
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innocent.
But only cause my mom always told me to preheat first.
But i have forgotten i had stuff in the oven :-(
Have you ever been at a red light that seemed it was never gonna turn green and just drove through when safe??
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Guilty, especially late at night! :rofl;
Have you ever put some medication besides toothpaste on your toothbrush?
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Innocent, I am pretty careful about what I put in my mouth.
Have you ever put clothing in the dryer and walked away without turning it on?
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Innocent - I don't have a dryer! My mother does my washing - and she doesn't have one either lol.
Have you ever sworn in church
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Innocent
But... have you ever sworn in front of a child (in my case granddaughter) and gotten admonished by the mom?
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Guilty (shit became sit very quickly.... then everytime she had to curse she said SIT out loud... so funny)
Have you ever spied on your neighbour's party?
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no, I am always invited :rofl;
have you ever wanted to answer a question in this thread but you do not want to ask a question
(easier to answer than to ask )
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guilty....
How many fingers am I holding up?
heheheheheh
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have you ever been this stupid ?
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holding up one finger the middle one on each hand so that makes 2 fingers in all (answer to first post )
second post --- yes, many times
guilty of innocent --- you love sharks as much as I do
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Guilty.... they'r amasing.
have you ever been in the water with one?
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guilty lemon sharks on my honeymoon
have you ever read the book about the shark attacks on the New Jersey Coast -- a fav of mine
with pictures ---- ;D
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Innocent but i swim at the jersey shore every year.
They sense all the toxins in my body and leave me alone, built in shark repellent.
Have you faced your biggest fear? If so what was it.
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Yes, Aging... but didn't handle it too well. (Well, maybe I haven't actually faced it)
Have you ever had plastic surgery to look younger?
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no, I have enough needles in my life
( crawford - ya'll in singular and plural as the situation demands)
have you ever been to a concert and the performer was drunk or stoned out of his/ her head-
for me the first time Toby Keith performed at the Rodeo
drunk as a skunk
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innocent
Have you ever left some food in the oven to cool and forgot that it was there?
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innocent - i don't cook
have you ever gone a whole day without knowing that something was stuck to your shoe or back?
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innocent
Have you ever wondered why a person only celebrates the good things someone has done when they die and not the bad stuff too?
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Guilty, when my great grandfather died. Everyone cried and talked about how wonderful he was. But everone hated him. He was mean, and very hateful. Espacially towards his later years... Never understood that.
Have you ever been really tired and your and falling asleep sitting up but the secound you lay down your body hurts so bad you can't?
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guilty (last night)
Have you ever wondered why weekends are not three days long?
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Innocent, weekends should be tho. Firday should count don't you think?
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yep,
have you ever been to the shop and forgot what you wanted to get?
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GUILTY!!
Have you ever purchased a snack that you didn't want to share, so you actually hid it from your family?
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Soooo, guilty!
Have you ever gone to do something and couldn't remember what it was until you sat down again?
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Guilty
Have you ever started to post then forgotten which/what/why you were going to post?
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Guilty.
hummm, oh heck, I forget.
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have you ever written a guilty or innocent question for your friend because he forgot?
:rofl;
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I forget.
Have you ever eaten so much ice cream that it made you sick?
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innocent
I only do that with popcorn. :rofl;
Have you ever passed out at the sight of blood? (your own?)
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Innocent
Have you ever thought you'd posted on a particular thread then wondered why it wasn't there later, only to realise you have no idea what thread you posted your thought in?
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Guilty - sheesh glad its not just me! :2thumbsup;
Have you ever had raccoons dig up your garden? Or skunks?
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Innocent - we have no racoons or skunks in NZ
Ever 'played' with your cat for so long that it scratched you to say 'go away' in frustration
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guilty and trash cans
have you ever wanted to use a bad word in word association but you did not want members to know you thought like that ( or in silly word thread )
and guilty to the cat thing
members are fast to answer -- this happens to me all the time
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guilty and often
Have you ever thought about changing your name to "I Forget".
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Innocent
Did you ever wish you were born the opposite sex?
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No... which one would I be?
Did you ever threaten to pull the plug on your neighbor'r oxegen tank at dialysis?
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innocent
But If the lady working at the desk next to me had one..... mmmmmm
Have you ever wondered why people don't keep their noses out of other peoples business.
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no. I know why. It's because the don't have a lift of their own.
Did you ever dream your arm had a needle in it? What's with that?
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Guilty! Even though I'm not the one on dialysis! :rofl;
Did you ever shut your finger in the car door? (then faint when the doctor drilled a hole in the nail?)
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innocent (but I had something drop on my big toe)
Have you ever wondered why the doc cannot just stay with one desicion?
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guilty....
Have you ever wanted something so bad you couldn't wait, then when it came not wanted it anymore?
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Not really.. I usually think a white before making a serious decision.
Have you ever wanted a new notebook pc really bad and you check e-mail and it has been shipped?
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innocent
Have you ever wondered why a person has to be the last one on "I love IHD the most"?
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yes, total mystery....
Have you ever beatedn David on Last Post for more than 3 seconds?
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Guilty and proud of it! :2thumbsup;
Have you ever bought a new CD and came home poped it in and found out it wasn't the right one? My little brother went and bought a metlica cd. He comes home all happy it looks just like it songs on back kick ass, he is stoked. Pops it in and its bluegrass. He didn't read the little subtext.. It was funny.
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innocent
Have you ever wondered why it rains where it is not needed and not where it is needed?
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Guilty
Have you ever looked forward to the weekend, but the got a little crazy because there wasn't enough to do?
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Innocent. That is the BEST kind of weekend!
Have you ever wished for it to rain so you would have an excuse to just stay inside and read a good book?
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guilty
Have you ever wondered what David looks like?
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Innocent. I already know. ;)
Have you ever eaten a piece of fruit and discovered a bug was in it when you were almost finished?
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but it is ok as long as it isn't a half of a bug....
Did you ever eat those chocolate covered bugs?
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guilty! Ants and crickets when I was a kid! :clap;
Did you ever tell your dialysis supplier that you didn't have enough supplies and then discover that you were mistaken (after they had overnight shipped the shortfall)?
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innocent
Did you ever run to your corner store with your PJ"s on?
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innocent -- I do not wear pjs
have you ever gulped down fast food, rolled down the windows and hid the evidence --"what hambuger wrapper?"
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guilty! When I was on dialysis, sometimes I just craved a cheeseburger and fries even though it was a no no on the diet.
no PJ'S! :o
Ever wanted just a sip of milk so you took a swig out of the milk jug and didn't use a glass?
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Innocent, but my husband used to do that all the time back when he drank two gallons a week. Dialysis kind of changed THAT!
Have you ever answered a guilty or innocent question, then had to think so had for another question that someone else answered before you had thought of one? :rofl;
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so guilty!
Have you ever wondered why small dogs crap so much?
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Have you ever wondered why small dogs crap so much?
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Guilty!!!
Have you ever been driving somewhere wondering why it's so d**n hot and realized that the AC was turned off?
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guilty
have you ever wondered what people did BEFORE aircons were invented?
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No, because I only got it 5 years ago (I still have no dishwasher in my house or cottages) and I grew up in Jamaica with no aircon either. I keep the house at degrees celsius (78.8 F) and wear loose cool clothes, linen I like best.
Have you ever had a polka dotted stomach from daily heparin shots?
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oh my I don't believe this GUILTY hehehe
Have you ever fed your pet snake a very small white furry mouse and you wanted to cry..... cause you want to save the mouse and let the stupid snake die.
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innocent
but when I fed a mouse to a snake in science class -- I had to leave the room -
then we got dead mice because the live ones scratched the snake's mouth
( oh, poor freakin' snake but I would not like my hamburger biting me back )
have you ever found a snake in your dishwasher -
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Innocent....don't have a dishwasher. My brother's pet snake got loose in their house in Clearwater once though. Neighbours are still talking about my Mum's screams.
Have you ever driven all the way to an appointment only to discover you're a month early?
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innocent
have you ever wondered why you can hate and love work at the same time?
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:banghead; guilty driving truck loved the work hated dispatch....
have you ever walked out a store and then realized you missed an item and said heck with it?
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Guilty,
Have you ever wondered why most people take drinking water for granted.
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guilty and I hate them
have you ever been glad to get diarrhea before a treatment thinking you will weigh less :shy;
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innocent I hate diarrhea any time
Have you ever wondered why some plant just die a week after you buy them for no reason?
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It is caused my my black thumb! Plus a cat sitting on the plant!
Have you ever had a plant live in your house for a year, water it irregularly and it survived?
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Oh yea, lots...
Do you ever talk to your plants? How about talking to yourself?
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I got caught talking to myself at school while walking to my classroom by another teacher. was I embarrassed. i was ticking off my things to do list out loud!
Have you ever been caught talking to yourself?
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everytime I go to the grocery store... but I find myself an interesting conversationist.
Do people every shake that heads and pretend to look away when they catch you talking to yourself?
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innocent
Did you ever try to be the understanding friend, but sometimes, just don't want to hear it?
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sooooo guilty!
Have you ever felt guilty for not BEING that understanding friend?
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innocent
and how can you tell if people are talking to themselves with all the phone in the ears ----
have you ever needed to be listened to by an understanding friend ---
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Guilty. Everybody needs somebody sometime (Dean Martin)
Have you ever had a friend with a problem and feel really helpless because there was nothing you could do but listen???
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guilty..
have you ever thought of making medicare live on and deal with their own stupidity...
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innocent
have you ever dreaded opening the mail because of all the bills?
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Innocent - paying bills is my favorite thing to do.
Have you ever told a giant lie on Sunday morning?
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Yup, guilty!
Ever wanted to strangle a client or customer for sheer moronic stupidity?
(Today's candidate from the gift shop where I work and I roughly quote here. . . "5 years ago when I was here, one of the gift shops had a photo of some people in furry clothes, like Eskimos, or maybe Indians or maybe like furtraders, and it was 8 by 10 or maybe bigger or maybe smaller with some kind of frame. Or maybe it was a painting and not a photo. I can just picture it in my head. I want one. Do you still have them?"
What?!! Sorry, my ESP only works on weekdays.)
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goodness, surely you could have found something that fit one of those descriptions. She would never have known the difference.
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innocent (but I've met my share of idiots)
Have you ever stood in a very long line only to get to the front and found out you were in the wrong line all along.
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guilty and pissed
have you ever slipped on a :bandance; peel ( sorry, all I could think of )
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no....hehe
have you ever wondered by all the companies start work at the same time.... TRAFFIC!
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Innocent
Have you ever been overseas?
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Guilty.
Have you ever prepared for work or school and discovered it was Saturday or your day off?
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guilty
have you ever fell asleep in the afternoon wake up a few hours later and think it was morning?
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guilty
have you ever had meat and was not sure what annimal it was
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Innocent!
Have you ever been on the radio?
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guilty once when I accidentally sat on one
have you ever been written about in a medical book and then years later so was your daughter
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Innocent
But I was the center of attention at Hopkins after one of my many ear operations. About 10 interns crowded into my room...
Have you ever cheered and clapped at a video even though no one else could hear you?
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innocent - but I did scream my head off in a scary movie. hehe
have you ever been so hungry ..(after a long day of shopping). that you ate the warm bread in the car out of the packet?
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innocent -- - in Texas that warm bread would be toast
have you ever seem someone take the gum out of their mouth and give it to a child
:puke; I saw it the other day :stressed;
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eweee hope that wasn't in Texas (although we could start our own Jerry Springer show I think)
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crawford
love it
crawfish boil -- sucking out the brains
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crawfish boil -- sucking out the brains
Leave it! :puke;
traffic school
:oops; wrong game again!
Innocent
Have you ever been to traffic school?
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Innocent.
Have you ever been the car right ahead of the car that got pulled over for speeding?
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guilty :stressed;
have you ever posted on the wrong thread :oops; :banghead; :sir ken;
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Guilty!!
Have you ever taken a short cut and gotten lost?
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guilty
have you ever looked forward to something and then it wasn't as nice as you thought it would be.
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guilty.
Have you ever put the wrong seasoning on something you were cooking (and ruined it?)
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who knows. I'm sure I would have eaten it anyway.
Have you ever messed up a recipe and made it even better?
True story. Once up a time, my mom was making a chocolate pie --- having the same memory and concentration disease that I have (i think its called aadd), she put chocolate in twice -- in error. God it was a good pie. We use to beg her to make the "screw up" pie again.
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Hmm.
innocent. I'm not that good of a cook! :rofl;
Have you ever lost your glasses and found them....on your head?
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Of course...
Ok, true one just last week. Have you ever lost the sole remaining key to your front door and called a locksmith who was high and wanted 75 to come cut a new key.
So you hung up on him, called a friend who has a key to your house and asked him to come by and take you to make new keys. So he does, then we come back and start testing the keys to see if they work. His wife sits in a little chair by the door and say, Oh, what's this? (The old key stuck her.) It had been two week lost and here's the biggie. The house keeper had been here the past two Friday and didn't find it. Sweet Rosie, not the best housekeeper in the world but nice to have around.
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
My husband loses his keys ALL the time. But your story beats his! :clap;
I, on the other hand, am INNOCENT!
Have you ever backed out of the garage with the door closed?
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closed garage door.
Oh yea. And also shut the door to fast and caught the back bumper of the car.
Have you ever driven to deep in the garage and knocked down the partiion to the laundry room.
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driven into laundry room
not quite, but knocked down a bunch a garage junk! :rofl;
Have you ever ironed an iron print into a piece of clothing?
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Innocent of that, but I've ironed the wrong side of the iron-on adhesive, and stuck it to the iron instead of on the fabric. What a mess!
Ever thrown out an article of clothing rather than sew on the loose button?
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OF COURSE, CAN'T SEW....
HAVE YOU EVER THROWN AWAY A PAIR OF SOCKS OR UNDERWEAR BECAUSE IT WAS DIRTY.
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Guilty!
I never wash my socks. ;D
Have you ever used a silver wine taster to examine the color of your urine?
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Innocent, I'd have to rush out and buy a silver wine taster for one thing.
Have you ever fallen in a lake?
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Guilty! One of the most frightening experiences of my life!
Have you ever rescued someone who was in danger of drowning?
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Rescued someone drowning...
innocent. I don't swim well enough for that!!!
Have you ever watched a loved one die?
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Well, I was with a very closse friend when he died. Much older man who'd have a good life and was in lots of pain. I seemed so peaceful. May be why I don't fear death but rather aging (now that is starting to HURT)
Next question: Has anyone ever stoood at the refrigerator door and drank milk or OJ straight from the bottle?
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Drinking from the bottle (LOL) at the refrigerator.
Innocent. But my husband used to do that all the time when he could drink his fill of milk!
Have you ever laughed when drinking and had milk come out your nose? (hurts!)
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Not milk, but soda, so guilty, sort of.
Have you ever stayed up past your bedtime on the computer?
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GUILTY!
Ever sit outside at night and watch a meteor shower? (I did tonight.)
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innocent we don't have those often
have you ever had a fight with your teenage daughter and new she was right but won't tell her so.
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Innocent but do have those type of "fights" with my Aunt, now that I live in TN close to her. Yeah, she is ALWAYS right! gggggggrrrrrrr :stressed; ::)
Have you ever asked yourself, "WHY ME?"
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hello TynyWonder
guilty --- daily
have you ever had a fight with your husband and did it because you just felt like fighting
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Guilty when we were first married. Now what is there to fight about???
Have you ever played with M and Ms in strange ways?
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innocent, but I did keep two plastic dinosaurs on my desk and used to put them in all sorts of positions, I used to even have one doing a pole dance on my message stick. (back then I was just mentally sick!)
Have you ever just wanted to move to a deserted island and say screw everything?
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oh hell, yeah - guilty! Sometimes I think it would be nice to be able to vanish easily, like people could a hundred years ago. Now, we've got driver's licenses and social security numbers and all kinds of things tracking us down. Back then, you could just pack up and go. Not that I'd want to live back then, but the freedom from all this paperwork would be nice!
Have you ever learned an old-time skill that you would have needed a hundred years ago that is completely outdated now?
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guilty quilting
have you ever had diarrhea before a treatment and was pleased because you thought you would weigh less
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Innocent
Have you ever called dialysis and lied about not being able to go to dialysis?
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no SO innocent....
Have you ever bragged about your wonderful kids.... and when you get home they act like devils.
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Guilty, in fact, it is almost a given that once you brag on a kid, it means disaster is in the works.
:rofl;
Have you ever sat in ER listening to the moaning from the next room and wished it would just stop?
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guilty...... (oeps heheheh I was the one moaning)
Have you ever been so upset at someone that you forgot the words that you wanted to call him/her
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Yes Guilty and bit back other words!
Have you ever just locked yourself in the house and had a cartoon DVD weekend?
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Innocent
Have you ever sneaked chocolate? (we have a stash at school!)
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Guilty!
Umm....have you ever been arrested for indecent exposure because someone asked you to count to 21?
Oh! not me of course just wondering...
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innocent
Have you ever wondered if you were the "reason" David left? (hehehheheheh) Not me, just asking
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yea, I told him to stop using so many little emotions and write something.
did you ever want dinner but couldn't find the numbers to order and too tired to get out.
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guilty
have you ever had a friend cancel plans right before you headed out the door to pick them up?
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Umm....have you ever been arrested for indecent exposure because someone asked you to count to 21?
Oh! not me of course just wondering...
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Did you ever think you might be a dialysis redneck if you risked getting arrested for indecent exposure if you needed to count to 21?
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Guilty to having people cancel plans on you.
Have you ever wondered what in the hell are you doing?
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guilty
have you ever wondered why the hell you do the things you do and who the hell appreciates it
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guilty. :'(
Did you ever get in blue funk and know how to get out of it, but just not want to?
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guilty
Ever just wanted to lie on your floor and not get up?
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guilty
Did you ever eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting?
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Was that just today I did that? Oh so guilty.
Have you ever just gotten the munchies and if it was not nailed down you ate it?
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Guilty.
Have you ever been to a winery?
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guilty (Oh, you said winery, not whinery! :rofl;)
Still guilty.
Have you ever been called squishy?
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Guilty, my son likes to poke me and say it (little monster!) >:D
Have you ever taken up jogging? (not me, someone just jogged by my street. LOL)
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guilty - trying to anyhow! Anything to stop being squishy!
Have you ever eaten chocolate covered fruit and told yourself it was a healthy snack?
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hehe, guilty (and I thought I was the only one who thought like that)
It's a dialysis day off and did you ever want to just go back to bed and sleep all day?
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I already did! It's noon, and I just got out of bed, still haven't had breakfast or gotten dressed yet!
Do you screen all your calls on the days you get to stay home?
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guilty I never answer the phone
do you ever stay in bed all day after a dialysis treatment
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Hehe... Never (today is Friday isn't it?)
Did you ever go to the grocery store and absolutely forget why you went and come home with nothing?
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Innocent - at least of coming home with nothing! I've gone for 3 things, come home with 20, and still not gotten the 3 things I did need, though!
Do you eat the produce to test it in the grocery story?
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You mean like grapes and cheeries? hehe
of course
and do you smell stuff? tomatoes, peaches, etc.? I do, but if everybody did it wouldn't they be all covered with buggers?
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"with buggers" ??????
that means "with sodomites" according to my definition of that word but is it safe to assume from the context that you meant something exiting from the nose? Mucus perhaps?
:rofl;
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well, i have used the word as a verb but how would I be sophistocated enough to understand the "with sodomites" definition. I believe that in street language as a noun it may mean dried mucus. as for the very, we'll leave that to Mike Myers.
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Guilty, I smell fruit. :rofl;
Have you ever crossed yourself even if you're not Catholic?
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Of course. I don't take any chances. Never know who is going to be right.
Not you young with it types, but for older folks: Did you ever make up exotic stories that weren't really true to explain to your kids where babies come from?
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Not guilty. I told the truth.
My son might have found a story more believable though.
Have you fallen asleep and snored when the company chairman was giving his Christmas speech to staff?
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innocent
Have you ever gotten lost, even using a GPS?
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guilty....recalculating, recalculating
do you ever argue with the gps?
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guilty - all the time, "I'm not going there, thank you,"
Have you ever had to ask a really difficult favor of someone you hardly know?
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guilty....
have you ever planned a function and prayed for "no rain" although the rest of the people are praying for rain
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Innocent.
Have you ever thought that what would you be if you never had kidney problems, on dialysis and anything related to hospital
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innocent
have you ever been 'happy' for no reason?
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Guilty, I love that feeling!
Ever been blind dating?
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Once or twice, long ago. Why did everyone assume I like short men. I mean really short!!!
Ever break a little wind and blame it on the dog?
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Guilty.... but even the dog looked at me funny
have you ever wished that all your troubles and hardships can just dissapear with one swish of a wand.
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guilty!
Have you ever sat at the computer all day?
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Guilty and in my pajamas!
Have you ever farted under the covers and had the cat leave with a disgusted look?
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Innocent, but my husband has been you and I've been the cat. :rofl;
Have you ever worried about an elderly person eating food that is well past it's "best before" date?
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YES!!!! One of my friends is elderly, nearly blind and stubborn as a mule, and I do worry baout her eating habits, bu tthere is no reasoning with that woman.
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guilty.... my parents keep everything they can into the freezer.... believe my they really don't have to
have you ever had to go to the maternity section because your regular pants was hurting the kidneys
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Innocent When I ask John to turn over as he is snoring, he says can't be me I was not asleep!!!!!!!!
Guilty Must of been me snoring when awake !!!!!!! :Kit n Stik;
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Have you ever lied and told someone you liked the dish they prepared?
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Guilty!
Did You ever tell the Neighbor Kid, to " Quit Walking through Your Grass and Flowers?" I'm getting Old.
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Guilty!
Ever take a cooking class?
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Innocent (but maybe I should??? ;D)
Have you ever left a store and found an item in the bottom of your cart that you did not pay for?
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Guilty!
Ever see someone litter and yell at them?
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guilty
ever get mail by mistake and open it
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Guilty
Ever look for something for two days, then find it right where you first looked?? (happened to me this morning!)
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guilty
ever try to get into the wrong car that looks just like yours and wonder why the key won't work
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Gulity... just a few weeks ago LOL
Have you ever had the feeling someone was following you?
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Guilty
Have you ever been arrested?
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Innocent
Have you ever been to a football game in the snow?
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Innocent. I've never been to a football game even though I'm 68.
Have you ever got off the hotel elevator one floor short of your floor, gone to "your" bedroom and opened the door with you key and found someone else in "your" room? (And you wern't drunk either). Happened to me in Ireland (where else?)
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Innocent, but sounds pretty funny.
(Why would the key work on a different room??)
Have you ever been drunk at an office party?
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Innocent....never been to an office party.
Have you ever woke up late, rushed like crazy to ready for "D" only to remember it wasn't your day? Happened to me today!
Pam
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Innocent
But on a similar theme, have you ever been woken by your phone late at night, grabbed it without fully waking up, and answered "Good afternoon, [insert company name], Louise speaking"...... (I guess because your mind is thinking that you don't want your boss to catch you sounding asleep at your post!!! - goes to show how much your day job can invade your life!)
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Innocent
Do you screen your calls with callerID?
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Innocent - no caller I.D. for me
Have you ever forgotten to pack something vital when traveling (once I forgot my shoes!)
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Guilty - do it all the time! :banghead;
Have you ever..... made a chocolate cake ...... for the family of course, everyone knows we can't eat too much chocolate. then proceeded to have one slice, two slices and suddenly the whole cake is gone and you realise you have to take about 20 phosphate binders just to make up for it.
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Innocent (not the WHOLE cake, 0r if I did I have amnesia... hehehe)
Have you ever put pennies on the train tracks?
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Innocent. Its illegal to be in our train corridor! plus one of my closest friends lost and arm from one... so a bit cautious!
Have you ever.... lied to you family about going shopping and just sat in you car enjoying the peace and quiet
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innocent
ever lied to your doctor about something cuz you didn't want them to yell at you
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Guilty but it was for a good cause ;D
Have you ever boxed in another driver who was tailgating you?
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Guilty :shy;
Have you ever had your car alarm go off in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason?
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Guilty though I "rationalized" a reason because it was less spooky that way.
Have you ever gotten someone elses order at a restaurant and kept it because it looked better than what you ordered?
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Innocent
Have you ever driven in the carpool HOV lane, alone?
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Innocent.
Have you ever gone the wrong way on a one-way street?
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Guilty, but I didn't realize it was a one way street till I was half down it.
Did you ever accidentially open someone else's mail, incorrectly devlivered to you?
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guilty (already asked that one)
ever get a wrong number calling you and pretend you are the person they want
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Guilty. Use to have a phone number one number off from a local resturant. People would call placing orders to be pikced up by them. After a while got tired of it and started taking orders. Cruel I know, as people showed up at the resturant to pick up their phoned in order and....
Did you ever feel it was easier to tell someone a lie rather than explain a whole detailed truth they wouldn't accept anyway?
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Guilty ( but, isnt that a white lie?)
Have you ever cheated on your income taxes?
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Innocent
Have you ever lied to a teacher?
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Guilty.... dog ate the homework!
have you ever wanted to just be left alone.......
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Guilty!
Have you ever been in a food fight?
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Guilty...it was a tradition at my house for several years that after Thanksgiving dinner, there would be a food fight in the kitchen during clean up! Lots of fun and everyone "pitched" in, both to participate and to clean up the mess!
Have you ever bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant because they didn't appear to be able to afford to pay?
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Guilty. But not at a restruant. I have bought people meals before in certain situations. ".By the grace of God there goes me" Have you ever thought about suicide?
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Guilty. I now have an exit ticket if the worst arrives...
Have you ever fallen in a canal or river and got out soaking, miles from home?
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Innocent.
Have you ever carried a snake in your hand?
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Innocent.
Have you ever "ditched" a girlfriend or boyfriend on a date?
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Oh dear! Guilty! I always enjoyed the chase so I already had a girlfriend (who later became my wife) when I chased another and had to ditch her in the middle of the evening. I've felt guilty about that ever since — for 50 years!
Have you ever played strip poker?
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Innocent.
Have you ever played strip chess? It can be done.
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Guilty - I'm a nerd
Have you ever called into work for snow, but really you have a jeep and could've came in?
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innocent-
have you ever thought dirty thoughts to get your BP up after dialysis?
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Innocent. It has been so long since I've had a dirty thought, doubt if it would be recognised! :bandance; :bandance; I would like to have some.
Have you ever got on dialysis way later than usual, through no fault of your own, but acted like it was "no big deal" to be plesant?
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innocent
Have you ever lost your cell phone twice in a year?
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Guilty. Oh man am I guilty! ;D
Have you ever left your cell phone at home, forgot it, and feel "lost" without it?
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Innocent, don't really like the darn thing...
have you ever wondered why your inlaws (sister-in-law) has to be such a (b) witch?
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yep, i don't care for my sisters husband much... he didnt support the transplant
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Have you ever been so excited about something and then it turns out to be a big dissapointment
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Guilty many times, but on those ocassions it is great it is wonderful.
Did you ever watch a TV program for small childer and found yourself entertained as well?
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Guilty - especially if it's a rerun of stuff I watched as a kid, like "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
Do you shake your presents?
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so guilty lol! I hate when there is no 'shake' to them hahaha! Do you still wake up excited on Christmas morning?
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:bow; guilty...
have you ever blamed someone for a fart in the car when it was you? :shy;
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Guilty!!! It works best when you exclaim (incert the name of your victim here) "is your stomach bothering you again? :rofl;
Did you ever know what you were getting for Christmas, see that gift under the tree knowing you didn't want it. and think about switching name tags with another person's gift?
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Innocent.
Ever borrow money and never repay it?
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Innocent. And anyone reading this who borrowed money from me and hasn't paid it back, don't think I've forgotten. I'll be waiting for you in Hades and I'll settle for Charon's fee. So no ferry across the Styx for you. >:D
Have you ever snogged your sibling's partner?
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Innocent, but then I am am only child.
Did you ever feel like a holiday is just another day, no differnt?
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:bandance; Innocent! If it's a holiday, it's a day to celebrate and party with the ones you love!
Have you ever faked a reaction when opening a gift?
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innocent-
have you ever thought dirty thoughts to get your BP up after dialysis?
haha omg.. once this mom at our dialysis was like "it's because of her, it's very rude to flirt with my son wearing that slutty outfit right in front of me." (jeans and my regular camisole) even my friend and the nurse was like wtf?! haha.. apparently me wearing my normal outfit and talking to my friend makes his bp go up. wow.. i have magical powers. haha. I tried to be as nice as I could.. without saying her son was NOT my type, nicely put. ???
And I kept getting oogled at an adult unit i went to.. talk about awkwardness.. :o
Anyways, that comment made me laugh.. haha. reminded me of that.
And to the one above,
GULITY!
I kinda have to with my older family members, they give me the weirdest stuff, and i don't want to be mean.. so I say thank you and all that stuff.. This year I got a horrid fugliest NIGHTGOWN.EVER. .. I'm pretty sure nuns have a shorter hemline than this nightgown.. It's was one of those things from my grandma, "it didn't fit me, i thought you would like it..." so I just said thank you and moved on. Then i remember once I got a christmas themed snowglobe for my birthday, my birthday is in August. :o
Again, I said thank you and moved on. I think someone tried, so you have to thank them for the thought, like my grandma thinks still that, that nightgown is "very attractive,I would wear it..." ...the last part says it all. haha.
Have you ever said you couldn't eat something because of your renal diet, but in fact can eat it, it's just the fact you don't want to. "
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Innocent
Have you ever caught a fish?
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Guilty. Ate some of it, too.
Ever shot a gun?
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Guilty.
Have you ever donated blood?
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Yes, but barely have enough to go around these days....
Have you ever looked all over the place for the toothpaste you bought yesterday and finally found it in your freezer?
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Not guilty. I don't have early onset Alzheimer's. :yahoo;
Has your offer of a blood donation been rejected? (e.g. because you've been naughty)
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I have never been able to donate blood, they just laugh and say no thank you.
Have you ever watched TV episodes on DVD until your brain fried on them?
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Guilty. Just finished first season of "Mad Men" and now starting "Breaking Bad" - it's like a marathon here!
Have you ever fallen asleep in a movie theater?
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I have not yet fallen asleep in a movie theater...
Have you ever gripped your seat in terror at the cinema?
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Innocent to gripping the seat at the movie theater....... I am going to see Avatar tomorrow I will seee....
Have you ever lied about the intelligence of your dog....... :yahoo;
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Innocent.
Have you ever talked in your sleep?
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Guilty!!!!!!
Have you ever given something away and wished you hadn't?
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Big time guilty......... BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever told some one the truth.......
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Guilty (Is tht bad?)
Have you seen someone for the first time and found them to be attracitve, then seen them a second time and they aren't?
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Guilty (quite often - and the reverse is just as true)
Have you ever won an argument and then found out you were wrong/
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Guilty -always wrong but never in doubt LOL
Have you ever eaten a large popcorn at the movies - by yourself?
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Innocent. My wife eats popcorn there but I think I can survive.
Do you, too, think it's such a short time at movie, and never buy anything for yourself to eat or drink?
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Innocent. I try to plan my meals that day so I can have a treat at the movie.
Have you ever told a secret that you promised you would keep?
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Not that I know of ,so innocent, you know what Karol did the other day.....
Have you ever wasted the day playing on the computer?
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Yea, just one day wasted though. I assume you mean today?
Have you ever googled "internet addition"?
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Innocent - LOL!
Do you consider yourself a decent cook? And do the people who have to eat it agree?
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Guilty -- my family likes my cooking, not that I'm a gourmet chef or anything :rofl;
Did you ever hit the snooze button on your alarm enough times to make the alarm turn off completely?
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Yes I have, so guilty.
Have you ever looked through your DVDs and found nothing you wanted to watch?
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I only own one DVD, so, yeah, guilty.
(It's Wallace and Gromit's Curse of the Wererabbit.)
Have you tried Netflix?
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Guilty. And I really like it. We're on the cheapest plan - one movie at a time, but as many movies as we can watch in a month. Meaning you get one and as soon as you send it back you get another and so on. Also, we have unlimited on-line movies to watch. I use that a lot. I recommend it.
Have you ever bought exercise equipment that you literally never used?
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Innocent
Have you ever wanted to buy something, but didn't because you know you don't really need it?
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Guilty.... all the time .... that why I have too much junk........
Have you ever wanted to just smile when it was serious
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Guilty. I have always smiled or laughed when things got bad, don't know why just fo.
Have you ever woke up, went to look in the mirror and when AAAAhhhhhh at what you saw?
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Guilty..... for sure.... AAAAhhhhh is surely a good thing right..... :rofl;
How many times have you watched your refection in those business windows and said AAAAhhhhhh
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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My little brother says he passes a mirror in a department store, sees the reflection and thinks to himself, I think I know that fat little bad headed man....who is that?
Oops, sorry I can't finish this post. I'm not really guilty of anything. :pray; (we need an angel with a halo)
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Guilty..... for sure.... AAAAhhhhh is surely a good thing right..... :rofl;
How many times have you watched your refection in those business windows and said AAAAhhhhhh
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
My little brother says he passes a mirror in a department store, sees the reflection and thinks to himself, I think I know that fat little bad headed man....who is that?
Oops, sorry I can't finish this post. I'm not really guilty of anything. :pray; (we need an angel with a halo)
Yes we do Dan, but this is for you now :rofl; till then :rofl; :rofl;
tyefly, guilty
Did you ever wish you were someone, just for a "vacation" from it all?
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guilty...... I become some one else everytime I have sex...... on vacation.... :rofl;
Have you ever wished you were someone else while having sex
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Innnocent.
Did you ever think about sex when on dialysis?
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Guilty +
the perks of home dialysis :thumbup;
Have you ever lied to your doctor about anything.
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Guilty
Have you ever felt your doctor was not giving the truth?
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Innocent, but back to tyeflys previous question:
guilty...... I become some one else everytime I have sex...... on vacation.... :rofl;
Have you ever wished you were someone else while having sex
No, but I've wwished the other person had been....
Have you ever been a member of the Mile High Club? (if guilty tell the whole danged story... slowly)
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Does beibg on the side of a mountain count?
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Or a night in the Inn at the End of the Trail, Santa Fe? :yahoo;
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Innocent.
Ever hang out in the mall all day because your air conditioning broke?
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Innocent. Cannot stand the mall, even at the perfect temp.
Ever claimed to have read a book that you did not actually read?
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Guilty.
Ever go to the market in pajamas? (no, I haven't, but I see people who do!)