Guilty or Innocent?

[twirl]

OMG  okarol  smoked 

no but I have been deep sea fishing

have you ever prayed when passing a cop -- that he does not stop you -

[MandaMe1986]

Guilty, I has been a while though

Have you ever torn  your pants while you were out and about and prayed that no one noticed?

[Wallyz]

Guilty.  When it's happened, I just keep moving, act normal, and head home as soon as I can.

Have you ever replaced something you broke without telling the owner of the broken object what happened?

[willowtreewren]

Innocent.

Have you ever had a black widow (gold digger) make a move on a family member?

[jbeany]

Yup.  *deep calming breath*  Letting it go, letting go, it's only money. . . .

Have you ever replaced a kid's dead pet with a new one that looked just like it without telling them?

[okarol]

Innocent. But it crossed my mine. Had an elaborate goldfish funeral instead.

OMG  okarol  smoked 

I did lots of things. 

Have you ever played a prank on someone and they never found out it was you?

[Wallyz]

Innocent, I always told. I wanted the credit.


One of the best ones ever was a counter prank.  On a Highschool Mission trip, a group of girls (that included my now sister in law) completely wrapped our tent in TP and streamers.  I had to use el bano at 3 in the morning(oh, how I miss those days)  and I discovered it. I undid everything, and hid the evidence.  They woke up early to catch our reactions on camera...

The confusion, and then the efforts to quietly figure out what happened were  hilarious.  I told the other three guys in the tent, so they could enjoy it too.  We all played dumb until the end of the trip.  Funny, funny.


Anyhoo-

Ever met a stranger and pretended to be someone other than yourself?

[willowtreewren]

Innocent,

but when my husband was younger people often mistook him for the comedy singer Ray Stevens. One day we were shopping and this strange woman came up to me and started gushing..."Oh I just LOVE your husband!" Takes a wee bit of self-control to handle that scenario! 

Have you ever danced in the rain?

[kitkatz]

Guilty. After the rain settles the dust I love to be in a spring shower.




Has the cookie monster ever struck you and the entire bag been eaten all at once?

[okarol]

Innocent, I usually leave a few,,, denial is a good thing.

Did you ever wait too long to send a wedding gift?

[twirl]

guilty and they got it on their 5th anniversary

have you ever wished you were back on your honeymoon and knew what you know now -

[okarol]

Hmmmm.... innocent. (I knew plenty, we dated for 5 years.)

Have you ever bought something, then snuck it into the house?

[willowtreewren]

Guilty!

How else would gifts be a surprise??? 

Have you ever... no that one's too sad...

Have you ever slept on a porch swing to the sound of cicadas? Ahhhhh.

[jbeany]

Innocent - around here, it's peeper frogs, not cicadas.  They are in full force right now, peeping away for love. . . .

Have you ever watched a thunder and lightning storm for entertainment?

[kitkatz]

From the back of my parent's three seater station wagon while driving across New Mexico. It was gorgeous. A memory I have.



Have you found the love of your life?

[okarol]

Guilty.

Did you ever wonder where your first friend is? (Unless you know, of course)

[MandaMe1986]

guilty, I talked to her right out of high school before I moved to GA. And I promised to keep in touch and never did. I heard about a  year ago though that she is a mommy now.

Have you ever taken your meds twice because you forgot you took them and then remembered after the fact?

[jbeany]

Innocent with pills - I'm good with those, since I only take them at bedtime.  I have a harder time with the insulin, especially if I get a phone call or company right in the middle of meal prep.  Did I?  Didn't I?  Do I take it when I'm not sure if I did the first time?  So I either get to have my sugar shoot up too high, or crash too low.

Have you ever downloaded music illegally?

[willowtreewren]

Innocent, don't know how to do that. 

Have you ever had a "can't find your locker or class in school" stress dream?

[twirl]

guilty in a way
I am in a classroom with 90 students and I am the only teacher -
or I am walking around campus and I can not find my room -

do you ever dream you are nude in front of people and no one notices

[paul.karen]

Only when i go to sandy Hook beach which is a nudist........
Oh wait dream  No !!


have you ever been shopping and used the lower shelf of your cart to put heavy stuff.  Got to your car and realized you didnt pay for the stuf on bottom shelf of cart.  Did you load it up and leave.

[breezysummerday]

guilty   
 
When my daughter was little, she fell asleep in the shopping
cart.  I grabbed a pillow to put under her, proceeded thru the
check out line, even agreeing with the checker about the
positives of little children sleeping while shopping.  Went out to
the car and ...... 


Have you ever gone out to eat dinner with one of your spouse's
friends and noticed when you got home, you had a big
chunk of black olive stuck in your teeth!

[okarol]

Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.

Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?

[twirl]

yes - guilty
and a nurse has my book about the shark attacks on the Jersey shore and she moved -
it is the paper back not the hard copy with pictures or I would have to call the cops-
if I ever get to buy that book ----- no one will borrow it

have you ever been performing and the director's daughter takes your batons off the field and hides them and you are left standing there -
little brat -- happened to three of us in the Astrodome
( or not batons but anything you needed to perform)

[kitkatz]

Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.

Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?

So YOU have my books!



I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands.  Drives me crazy!




Have you ever gotten lost in a huge subdivision?