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« Reply #2200 on: April 11, 2009, 02:16:37 PM »
of course but


Have you ever caught a fish?
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« Reply #2201 on: April 11, 2009, 02:31:20 PM »
Guilty.... It was a nice, fat Mackeral... Delicious it was, too... Grilled with plenty of black pepper!....

Have you ever served a shop-bought dessert, and passed it off as your own creation???..
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« Reply #2202 on: April 11, 2009, 02:49:09 PM »
Yes, even down to the plastic it was in from the store.  :rofl;



Have you ever gotten a ticket for speeding?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2203 on: April 11, 2009, 02:50:48 PM »

Guilty - off to traffic school

Have you ever stayed up late watching a police pursuit on TV?
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« Reply #2204 on: April 11, 2009, 03:03:33 PM »
omg yes.  I love them...

So you've been fishing have you?  But have you ever been Snipe Hunting?
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« Reply #2205 on: April 11, 2009, 03:04:56 PM »
Innocent... What in the name of God in Snipe-Hunting????....

Have you ever slipped up and sworn in the presence of a clergyman/woman???...
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« Reply #2206 on: April 11, 2009, 03:43:42 PM »
You should ask twirl about snipe hunting....

Innocent.  I don't swear and I  don't know any clergymen...

Have you ever told someone the reason you chose going to the dialysis next week instead of dying was so you could stay around a few more years and irritate the h*ll out of them.  (I just did)
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« Reply #2207 on: April 11, 2009, 07:55:24 PM »

Innocent

Have you ever gone to Walmart, then thought to yourself "What am I doing here?"
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #2208 on: April 11, 2009, 09:41:02 PM »
Oh Guilty on that one.  Gone to Walmart for nothing and bought everything, too!



Ever go to the store for one thing and buy everything except the one thing you came in for?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2209 on: April 11, 2009, 09:44:30 PM »
Inturrupting: Snipe Hunts:

I sent my girls on a snipe hunt in the back yard one April Fool's day.  A snipe is an imaginary animal that you send people on a hunt to find.  Give them a paper bag and a flashlight and tell them where the snipes are.  Many college kids drag their buddies out to a far flung field and send them out at night to Snipe Hunt.  It is hilarious when they leave them there to find there own way back to school.  I sent my girls out into the high grass in our back yard to look for Snipes.  Gosh! It was hilarious with them calling here Snipe, Snipe, Snipe.  My oldest finally figured out it was a trick and boy did I hear it! But I had my two daughters and the neighbor kid hunting for Snipes for about an hour! I still laugh about it!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2210 on: April 12, 2009, 09:34:27 PM »
Yesterday -- went to Walmart for tea, came out with bathroom accessories, rubbermaid containers.. no tea!

When is the last time you played a joke on a kid such as Kitkatz?


Another example: My uncle in Germany used to tell me there were "Schlingflanse" - (apparently some make believe plant) in his pond out back that would grab me and pull me to the bottom of the pond. This is so I would stay clear away from the pond. My parents used to tell this to my sisters and brother so they would stay out of the ocean.
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« Reply #2211 on: April 13, 2009, 03:39:53 AM »
Hehe.... kids are so gullible.  Gotta love it!
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« Reply #2212 on: April 13, 2009, 11:39:45 AM »
Somewhere along the way someone forgot to ask a question so, I will pick things back up...........

Have you ever been a fist fight with the opposite sex?
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You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.    I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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« Reply #2213 on: April 13, 2009, 11:45:22 AM »

Guilty


Have you ever bought yourself flowers?
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7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #2214 on: April 13, 2009, 11:59:35 AM »
Okarol you look so non violent  :bunny:

Innocent  never bought myself flowers.

Have you ever broke something of value and didnt confess when asked about it.
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« Reply #2215 on: April 14, 2009, 04:36:32 PM »

Guilty. I think I finally confessed though.


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Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #2216 on: April 14, 2009, 04:43:00 PM »
No... what's more, I never will.  And that was a long, long time ago.

Have you ever cheated on your income tax forms?
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« Reply #2217 on: April 14, 2009, 04:50:27 PM »
Innocent - don't have enough money to need to cheat!

Have you ever mailed your taxes in late?
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« Reply #2218 on: April 14, 2009, 04:55:19 PM »
Innocent. 

Have you ever put regular dish liguid in the dishwasher???  What a mess!!
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« Reply #2219 on: April 14, 2009, 09:42:54 PM »
Innocent of that!




Have you ever had your kids bring in painted things from outside, and you realized they had painted dried dog crap?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2220 on: April 15, 2009, 12:40:52 AM »
ewwww... I'd get new kids.  Move over Maplethorpe.  KitKatz Kids are up next.

Have you ever stayed up all night on April 14 to finish your tax report?
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« Reply #2221 on: April 15, 2009, 07:26:20 AM »
Innocent, I get them done pretty early on so far.  It works for me

Have you ever eaten a a whole pie in one sitting?
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« Reply #2222 on: April 15, 2009, 03:11:03 PM »
Totally innocent.  I'd be incapable.  I also never eat pie crust since I don't find the calories worth it.

Have you ever had a bird  (robin) build a nest in a vining shrub right beside your front door?
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
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« Reply #2223 on: April 15, 2009, 04:08:28 PM »
Innocent    Do not plant vines next to the door, as a matter of fact, pretty much do NOT plant anything! I did have birds nesting on my classroom building for a few years!




Have you ever just quit doing something becasue it made you unhappy?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2224 on: April 24, 2009, 09:55:40 PM »

Guilty. Smoking!

Have you ever gone fly fishing?
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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