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« Reply #2175 on: April 04, 2009, 05:12:55 PM »
Guilty, and I was paddled for it on Christmas Day. Funny what you remember.



Have you ever eaten eggs with mustard?
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« Reply #2176 on: April 04, 2009, 05:18:48 PM »
guilty in mustard potato salad

have you ever thrown stuff in the closet to clean up when someone unexpectly comes over
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« Reply #2177 on: April 04, 2009, 07:43:16 PM »
Guilty!  (Put it all in the laundry basket, and stick it on top of the wash machine and shut the cupboard doors!)

Ever hidden dirty dishes in the oven for the same reason?
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« Reply #2178 on: April 05, 2009, 09:31:11 AM »
innocent I have this thing about dirty dishes.  It gets to me if I know they are around.

Have you ever kicked a boy/man in the nards?
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« Reply #2179 on: April 05, 2009, 01:53:28 PM »
Guilty.... :rofl;

This was a guy who got FAR too close to me while propositioning me... After I kicked him in the Three Piece Suite, I told him not to write a cheque with his mind that he couldn't honour with his anatomy!... :rofl;

Have you ever been tempted to tell someone not to get too close because their breath smells???...

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Quote from: Darthvadar on April 04, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
Guilty... Surprise, surprise!!!!....

  Have you ever read any of the books?

Yes, but I'd never admit it!!!... Ooooops, I just have, haven't I???..... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #2180 on: April 08, 2009, 08:05:54 AM »
Innocent.  I'm too wimpy.  I just back away.

Did you ever make a full pot of coffee and forget to put the carafe in place?  Did you do it this morning and are you still cleaning up the mess?
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« Reply #2181 on: April 08, 2009, 10:13:19 AM »
guilty and I don't drink coffee - did it one time too many and now my husband makes his own coffee >:D

have you ever taken food from an all you can eat cafe to take home to feed to your pets -
I did today --- Yogi had liver and Slugger had catfish --- hide it in napkins in my purse
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« Reply #2182 on: April 08, 2009, 10:21:18 AM »

innocent (the tortoises probably wouldn't appreciate it anyway)


Have you ever meant to microwave something for 30 seconds but accidentally put in 30 minutes?
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« Reply #2183 on: April 08, 2009, 10:24:06 AM »
take food home from the salad bar

innocent   but do tell us your story  :o

have you ever left from awhile and came back home to your husband and son burning down the kitchen- got to leave dailysis early that night ---- bacon grease
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« Reply #2184 on: April 08, 2009, 10:26:56 AM »
Innocent

Have you ever gone into your room right out of the shower in a towel to get dressed, and your boyfriend husband opened the blinds and you didn't realize it and a neighbor saw you.... :oops;
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #2185 on: April 08, 2009, 10:30:55 AM »
nope

speaking of Microwave (omg there are so many cat lover on here I shouldn't say this but its true.

Have you ever had a neighbor  kid who microwaved the cat?
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« Reply #2186 on: April 08, 2009, 10:34:08 AM »
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

poor kitty

innocent

but a student I know placed his kid in the microwave for a few seconds ----

have you ever had a student go to prison    I have several
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« Reply #2187 on: April 08, 2009, 10:43:03 AM »
Innocent.

Have you ever watched someone trip and laugh right in their face?
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« Reply #2188 on: April 08, 2009, 10:49:55 AM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on April 08, 2009, 10:30:55 AM
nope

speaking of Microwave (omg there are so many cat lover on here I shouldn't say this but its true.

Have you ever had a neighbor  kid who microwaved the cat?

Wow, I am not a cat fan at all. But poor cat

innocent (what kind of people are you hanging out with David)

Have you ever told someone who kept saying that they were gonna kill them self to go ahead and do it?
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #2189 on: April 08, 2009, 11:01:18 AM »

innocent

Have you ever called the wrong friend's number, but when they answered pretended you meant to call them?
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« Reply #2190 on: April 08, 2009, 11:04:34 AM »
Guilty!   :rofl;

Have you ever been given the "scoop" on someone by a common acquaintance before you met that person, and had to pretend you didn't know anything because you were sworn to secrecy?
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« Reply #2191 on: April 08, 2009, 01:38:33 PM »
guilty                                      :secret; David the things I heard about you

have you ever pretended you lost your cell phone --
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« Reply #2192 on: April 08, 2009, 02:04:52 PM »
guility - I wanted a new one

Have you ever ate a blue crab? Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
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« Reply #2193 on: April 08, 2009, 06:28:47 PM »
Innocent, no blue crab.


I kind of think it would be a cannibalistic thing to eat! Hehehehehe!


Have you ever let the cat instruct you in how to begin the day, Feed the cat wench!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2194 on: April 08, 2009, 06:38:12 PM »
innocent, cats and I don't get along

Have you ever tripped on your own feet?
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #2195 on: April 11, 2009, 09:00:34 AM »
Absolutely  -- my feet are always in the way of where I'm trying to walk....

"These posts are making me feel more and more normal""""""""

Have you ever rented a car, driven it to the grocery store and come out looking for your own PERSONAL car (forgot about being in something different?  But wait, there's more.   Did you call the police to report your car stolen?
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2196 on: April 11, 2009, 10:37:50 AM »
Innocent ---but that is very funny DW

Have you ever gotten in the car after shopping, only to find the key didn't work because it wasn't your car---just one that looked the same? 
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« Reply #2197 on: April 11, 2009, 11:48:29 AM »
Innocent - but I have stood next to a similar car and hit my clicker about 10 times before I realized I was at the wrong one!  :urcrazy;

Have you ever hidden Easter candy, then pilfered some for your self before the Easter Bunny could distribute it?
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #2198 on: April 11, 2009, 11:50:29 AM »
I would never admit that if I had.

Have you ever bought candy for Halloween and picked out all the snicker bars before you gave it to the kids?
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« Reply #2199 on: April 11, 2009, 02:02:30 PM »
I picked out all of the bubble gum out of the kids trick or treat bags. Plus what ever I liked.  :rofl;




Have you ever been fishing?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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