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« Reply #2250 on: May 02, 2009, 10:45:46 AM »

Guilty, guilty, guilty. Some of the newer ones all look the same...... Argh!

Have you ever gotten laryngitis before a public performance?
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« Reply #2251 on: May 02, 2009, 11:39:54 AM »

Innocent... as a matter of fact when that happened with other people I always accused them or making it up because of stage fright.

Back to previous question with  Kit.  Week ago friday I got lost coming home from dialysis.  It was a straight shot to my houuse and I was half block from home.  I missed the exit and could tell where I was.  Too be fair, the rain was falling  so hard I could barely see.

Have you ever dreamed that you were in public naked?
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« Reply #2252 on: May 02, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »

Oh man, how I wish it was only a dream....haha, just kidding...although from being in hospital so much I feel like I'm often pretty naked in public.
My answer really is  INNOCENT


Have you ever gone out for dinner but wished you'd stayed home for your own leftovers because they were way better than what you ordered?
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« Reply #2253 on: May 02, 2009, 12:59:48 PM »

Well, I've had meals out just as bad as my left overs.  I remember traveling with my parents as a kid.  We'd pass these signs that said "Home Pies, Just like Mama made".  We'd all laugh and say "drive on by"  .   We don't want to eat there.

Did you ever make a bananna pudding in a pretty crystal dish, and hold it up high before serving to tell everybody to look how pretty, and then drop it upside down on the table?
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« Reply #2254 on: May 02, 2009, 01:32:45 PM »

Innocent.  What me cook?




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« Reply #2255 on: May 02, 2009, 01:37:36 PM »

Guilty. For about 10 seconds. Then flat on my :sir ken;

Have you ever lost part of a swim suit in public?

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« Reply #2256 on: May 02, 2009, 01:55:24 PM »

several times  - once on a dare and the other times for fun

kitkatz did not answer my question --  she skipped it and she is a teacher and knows not to skip questions

have you ever been performing in public and someone took what you needed to perform
( like batons or a drum or something you needed)
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« Reply #2257 on: May 02, 2009, 05:01:00 PM »


Guilty - not olives - but I am sure something similar has happened.

Have you ever borrowed a book, lost contact with the owner, and wonder if you should keep it until you hear from them again?


So YOU have my books!



I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands.  Drives me crazy!




Have you ever gotten lost in a huge subdivision?




Twirlie I answered you question.   Guilty I have misplaced textbooks in the classroom a minute after I had it in my hands.  Drives me crazy!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2258 on: May 02, 2009, 05:02:34 PM »

never lost a swimsuit... speedos fit too snugly.
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Stopping to smell the bluebonnets

« Reply #2259 on: May 02, 2009, 05:04:48 PM »

 :rofl;
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Stopping to smell the bluebonnets

« Reply #2260 on: May 02, 2009, 05:06:32 PM »

Ever eaten a whole thing of Blue Bell by yourself?  See the Bluebell posts.  :shy;
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« Reply #2261 on: May 02, 2009, 05:11:37 PM »

well, duh.,...

ever eating 13 James Coney Island at one sitting?
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« Reply #2262 on: May 02, 2009, 06:51:52 PM »

innocent on James Coney Island
remember Der weiner sitzel    ( I know it is not spelled right )
now there was a weiner

have you ever eaten a whole container of ice cream and told someone that it was left out of the fridge and it melted and you had to clean it up   :o
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« Reply #2263 on: May 02, 2009, 07:12:37 PM »

Innocent

Have you ever laughed at someone when they fell down and then hoped and prayed that when YOU fell down that no one would do the same?   
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« Reply #2264 on: May 02, 2009, 10:55:06 PM »

Guilty, but it WAS pretty funny. 

 My kids at school said Friday one of our teachers fell in front of them in the quad. The ambulance came tog et her. No broken ankle a severe sprain.



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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2265 on: May 03, 2009, 05:38:59 AM »

Quilty. I'm a klutz. Manage to do that at least once a week. Would think I'd learn, right?

Have you ever laughed milk out your nose?
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« Reply #2266 on: May 03, 2009, 08:09:08 AM »

Guilty maybe not milk but I did laugh soda out of my nose once.  Soda burns.

Have you ever gotten dressed in the dark and then later that day figured you put two diffrent shoes on?
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« Reply #2267 on: May 03, 2009, 09:11:33 AM »

No, socks yes.  I can't always match socks even in the light.

Have you ever had a Cinco de Mayo celebration when you weren't supposed to drink tequila.  (What'll I do next Tuesday)

Mandy, Do you have Cinco de Mayo in New Mexico or is it just Texas?
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« Reply #2268 on: May 03, 2009, 12:39:06 PM »


Guilty, I quit ta-kill-ya!


Have you ever RSVP'd for an event, then forgot to go?
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« Reply #2269 on: May 03, 2009, 12:40:58 PM »

Guility, more times then I care to tell

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« Reply #2270 on: May 03, 2009, 02:38:45 PM »

OMG yes! How embarrassing!


Have you ever had a party and told people the wrong day? (I haven't done this but a friend recently did - had people show up 2 different nights!)
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #2271 on: May 04, 2009, 05:42:29 AM »

No, socks yes.  I can't always match socks even in the light.

Have you ever had a Cinco de Mayo celebration when you weren't supposed to drink tequila.  (What'll I do next Tuesday)

Mandy, Do you have Cinco de Mayo in New Mexico or is it just Texas?

No we have it here. Growing up every year it was always a really big day in school.  The schools I went to were about 60% Mexican. So it was a big thing.  Lots of dancing and good food.  Pulse of course everyone uses it as an excuse to get drunk like on St Patricks day.  Not to sure how I feel about that. But yeah Dan we do have it  here too.

Guilty well kinda I have told people wrong time.  Somehow I am usually the one calling all the family for all my dads parties. And I told everyone the wrong time once. It was bad.

Have you ever gotten cought having sex in public?
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #2272 on: May 04, 2009, 05:14:28 PM »

Innocent.  I never got caught. . .

Have you balanced your checkbook this month?

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« Reply #2273 on: May 04, 2009, 05:44:47 PM »

innocent but I think it would be better if I was guilty on this one. haha

Have you ever made someone cry (not your kids)?
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #2274 on: May 04, 2009, 06:28:40 PM »

Oooh! Guilty.  :( I can make kids cry pretty easily when I put on my stern face.

Have you ever started to introduce someone and blanked on the name of one of the folks?
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