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« Reply #200 on: December 26, 2008, 08:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on December 26, 2008, 05:57:51 PM
What?  You can have sex at home?  I think I'd have a better chance of getting lucky at a clinic!  :rofl;
     Get the pool boy, Lucinda!!! :cheer:
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« Reply #201 on: December 26, 2008, 11:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on December 26, 2008, 05:57:51 PM
What?  You can have sex at home?  I think I'd have a better chance of getting lucky at a clinic!  :rofl;

So that's what I've been doing wrong! I gotta go after the people in the clinic.  :guitar::rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Devil made me say it to! ;D
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« Reply #202 on: December 27, 2008, 12:54:02 AM »
Oh Cindy I hear there are lots of cheap seats on sale at the moment. Must I fly up to SYD again???? :p :p :p :p

I could use a "swim" .....  :rofl;
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« Reply #203 on: December 27, 2008, 10:47:42 AM »
wouldn't all those bells go off if I had sex while on dialysis
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« Reply #204 on: December 27, 2008, 11:03:58 AM »
No, Only if you get really vigorous about it.  Sex while on the machine is slow and languorous.
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« Reply #205 on: December 27, 2008, 01:30:45 PM »
Boy ,this is a "HOT" topic!!  :rofl;
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« Reply #206 on: December 28, 2008, 02:53:52 PM »
Oh wow, i didnt know you people were talking about literally having sex while at dialysis on the machine. Ive never even considered doing that, although it would be very easy for me. i have my AV graft in my abdomen and have to lower my pants and lay all the way back in the chair the whole treatment,so all she would have to do is hop on me and ride. Besides Id rather wait till im at home so i can give it good.
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« Reply #207 on: December 29, 2008, 12:40:05 PM »
sex while on dialysis ???
I only run for 4 hours
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« Reply #208 on: December 29, 2008, 12:43:17 PM »
Marathon sex, huh?
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« Reply #209 on: December 29, 2008, 04:53:53 PM »
Just ask for more EPO to get the blood going to carry more oxygen, saline nearby, make sure that darn bp cuff is off, and turn up all the bells and whistles, especially for when you set one off. :rofl; :shy;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
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« Reply #210 on: December 29, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »
If you have sex while in the chair in a dialysis center, please let us know how it went.   :shy;
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« Reply #211 on: January 05, 2009, 07:31:59 PM »
Our chairs heat up and vibrate.. (insert innuendo here)     ;)
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« Reply #212 on: January 09, 2009, 02:34:44 AM »
Quote from: Budluv on January 05, 2009, 07:31:59 PM
Our chairs heat up and vibrate.. (insert innuendo here)     ;)


let the chair do the work for you?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #213 on: January 09, 2009, 09:07:10 PM »
Now is this considered snacking, or is it more a main course?  :rofl;
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« Reply #214 on: January 10, 2009, 10:00:56 AM »
All my blood is in the machine, I got no chance  ;D ...Boxman
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« Reply #215 on: January 10, 2009, 01:06:00 PM »
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« Reply #216 on: January 10, 2009, 01:35:07 PM »
Quote from: boxman55 on January 10, 2009, 10:00:56 AM
All my blood is in the machine, I got no chance  ;D ...Boxman


Oh my God! I get it now!   :shy;
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #217 on: January 10, 2009, 01:41:30 PM »
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« Reply #218 on: January 10, 2009, 01:48:28 PM »
No Smilling Bob pill will ever help there  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #219 on: January 10, 2009, 02:23:33 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on January 10, 2009, 01:35:07 PM
Quote from: boxman55 on January 10, 2009, 10:00:56 AM
All my blood is in the machine, I got no chance  ;D ...Boxman


Oh my God! I get it now!   :shy;
  I JUST got it!   To think, I spend (Davita Spends) a lot of money every month on patient morale and activities.  We could be doing free stuff like you guys... :clap; :clap; :clap;
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« Reply #220 on: January 10, 2009, 02:27:48 PM »
I just read it.   :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #221 on: January 10, 2009, 07:07:56 PM »
Viagara would work since it improves blood flow!   ;D
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« Reply #222 on: January 10, 2009, 07:57:30 PM »
But like Smilling Bon pill, it would be in the machine  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #223 on: January 10, 2009, 08:40:56 PM »
OH, MAN!  What did I stumble on to here??  I am sooo embarrassed.   :shy;

Nursewratchet...just what do you mean?  Is Texas far from Delaware?
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« Reply #224 on: January 10, 2009, 08:53:08 PM »
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OH, MAN!  What did I stumble on to here??  I am sooo embarrassed.   :shy;

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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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