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« Reply #75 on: April 25, 2008, 02:11:03 PM »
we will break the code of silence

what do they wear under their hood type clothing
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« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2008, 02:16:32 PM »
Male chastity belt contraptions to keep them safe from the temptations of visitors and farm animals.


What's their favorite song?
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« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2008, 04:04:11 PM »
row, row, row, your boat.

do they sing it on key?
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« Reply #78 on: April 25, 2008, 10:55:37 PM »
No, they sing on choir risers.

When did the Cd come out?
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« Reply #79 on: April 26, 2008, 06:00:33 AM »
the cd game out on Father's Day

what did those poor farm animals get blessed
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« Reply #80 on: April 26, 2008, 08:23:19 AM »
The monks said to the animals "You are blessed."  And wha la blessed animals.




Why was the ceremony so short?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #81 on: April 26, 2008, 08:28:41 AM »
Due to the stampeding animals who hated the smell of the incense.

What's the quickest way out of a monastery?
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« Reply #82 on: April 26, 2008, 10:49:57 AM »
quickest way out is to catapult

what if we catapult into the walls of the monastery?
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« Reply #83 on: April 26, 2008, 10:55:34 AM »
hopefully we'll land in a vat of wine as big as a swimming pool

Where do the monks go on vacation?
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« Reply #84 on: April 26, 2008, 02:57:30 PM »
To the Caribbean, of course!

Why didn't the zebra go with them?
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« Reply #85 on: April 26, 2008, 06:05:42 PM »
The zebra has no pants.

Why would that matter?
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« Reply #86 on: April 26, 2008, 06:37:15 PM »
Are you kidding, those monks would freak right out and that would ruin the vacation.


Will they wear their robes over their speedos or what will they appear in at the beach?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #87 on: April 27, 2008, 08:01:43 AM »
They will tuck their robes into their speedos.



What beach will they go to?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2008, 08:22:09 AM »
punta uva, costa rica

What will they order for dinner?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #89 on: April 27, 2008, 09:38:24 AM »
they will order turtle chimichganas, lime liquor drinks, and frog legs a la vera cruz

What will they say as a prayer
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« Reply #90 on: April 27, 2008, 10:00:37 AM »
Over the teeth, past the gums, watch out stomach here it comes.


What was Mother Superior doing there?
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« Reply #91 on: April 27, 2008, 11:07:13 AM »
She had to bless them to forgive them for wearing speedos.

What did she say to bless them?
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« Reply #92 on: April 27, 2008, 04:37:58 PM »
Forgive them Father, for they do not know what they do.

Why were they sunburnt?
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« Reply #93 on: April 27, 2008, 06:26:56 PM »
because a speedo does not cover much

what color were the speedos
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« Reply #94 on: April 27, 2008, 07:20:55 PM »
magenta and fuschia with green dots

Where did they go next?
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« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2008, 09:22:19 PM »
up the beach to attend a huge bonfire and toast marshmellows.

what did they have with their marshmallows?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2008, 01:35:32 AM »
They had holy water and smores.

What did they do when the shark ate that little monastery dude?
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« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2008, 04:40:49 AM »
"Our Prayers Are Answered" they shouted. They never liked him.

Who took his place?
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« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2008, 05:32:29 AM »
Gary took his place.




Where was Gary before all this took place?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #99 on: April 28, 2008, 07:00:29 AM »
He was the guide for the boat tour that the monk got eaten on.

Why did the shark that ate the monk get sick?
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